Voices of Bellgab

[FightTheFuture]

Ever Since I've heard you on a few GabCasts, I now picture this whenever I read your posts:

That`s so strange because I always picture him as he really looks...

[Yorkshire pud]

That`s so strange because I always picture him as he really looks...

C'mon, what or who has upset you today?

[ShayP]

OK,  here's mine, although the production values aren't as high as some of you show-offs.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VSKzAoAFdP

I can't fap to this. 

[ShayP]

A poem....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vVu1rJ7nxs

Well done.

[ShayP]

      Oh my. I may need to do some more recordings. 

I'll send weekly scripts and a stipend for your efforts. 

[K_Dubb]

Since I give people grief about their accents, it's only fair.

[Jackstar]

[Inglorious Bitch]

Since I give people grief about their accents, it's only fair.

I love it! Why did I think you were Swedish and in Sweden?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hilarious and fun - here's mine

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qxhLWNaFsq

Sounds hawt!

[K_Dubb]

I love it! Why did I think you were Swedish and in Sweden?

Thanks!  Still have family in Scandinavia and probably talk about it too much hahaha.

[starrmtn001]

Since I give people grief about their accents, it's only fair.

WOW!  

[Lilith]

Since I give people grief about their accents, it's only fair.

I have created a new K_Dubb folder in which to preserve these golden verses for future generations.

Praise MV!

[albrecht]

Since I give people grief about their accents, it's only fair.

Wow, great job! Braaps

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

That`s so strange because I always picture him as he really looks...

He was much cuter as a child.

[K_Dubb]

I have created a new K_Dubb folder in which to preserve these golden verses for future generations.

Praise MV!

Thank you dear; may I beg you to include Willy's poo sonnet in the archive?  I am so proud of that I could bust.

[starrmtn001]

Thank you dear; may I beg you to include Willy's poo sonnet in the archive?  I am so proud of that I could bust.

Okay, that's it, K_Dubb!

You need to start your own Poet Laureate thread.  This way we can ALL bask in the glory of your works.

[Lilith]

Thank you dear; may I beg you to include Willy's poo sonnet in the archive?  I am so proud of that I could bust.

As the minstrel wishes, so it is done.

So Say We All!

Praise MV!

[K_Dubb]

Okay, that's it, K_Dubb!

You need to start your own Poet Laureate thread.  This way we can ALL bask in the glory of your works.

Ha no I need a bit of practice before I turn pro.  Reciting from memory, I put an extra iamb "by day" in the second line.  The summits first conquered by the immortal Bard do not fall so easily!

[K_Dubb]

Wow, great job! Braaps

Takk, men det er bare moro vet du.

[starrmtn001]

Ha no I need a bit of practice before I turn pro.  Reciting from memory, I put an extra iamb "by day" in the second line.  The summits first conquered by the immortal Bard do not fall so easily!

Ah yes.  But he never conquered the summits of BellGab.  This, sir, is your mission.

[Walks_At_Night]

Came across this silly online accent test, so I thought I would give it a shot.

Here it is:

Words:

Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, Envelope

The Questions:

1. What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

2. What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?

3. What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?

4. What do you call gym shoes?

5. What do you say to address a group of people?

6. What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

7. What do you call your grandparents?

8. What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

9. What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?

10. What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

[Lilith]

Came across this silly online accent test, so I thought I would give it a shot.

Here it is:

My guess:  Ohio?

[Walks_At_Night]

My guess:  Ohio?

Some might say that is pretty warm but to me Ohio is pretty much east of hell............

[K_Dubb]

Came across this silly online accent test, so I thought I would give it a shot.

Here it is:

Very cool, Walks.  Agree on all points except the potato bug.  I won't guess cuz I think I know.

[SredniVashtar]

That`s so strange because I always picture him as he really looks...

I'm sure we're all so grateful that you found Jaysus. You might have turned into a real dick otherwise. My only regret is that, when you were born again, they didn't hold you under the water a bit longer.

[TigerLily]

I'm sure we're all so grateful that you found Jaysus. You might have turned into a real dick otherwise. My only regret is that, when you were born again, they didn't hold you under the water a bit longer.

You think you have issues with FTF. He exiled me to Uruguay (long story)

[SredniVashtar]

You think you have issues with FTF. He exiled me to Uruguay (long story)

I always imagine him sitting in his bathrobe in some fetid apartment, banging on the walls with his walking stick when the neighbours start screaming in 'Mexican' too loudly. His only fun is when his 300 pound Bulgarian nurse arrives to change his diaper. For a Christian he's never quite mastered the whole 'turning the other cheek' thing. I'm pretty sure Jason Christ wouldn't have approved of his veiled threats to murder MV a few weeks ago.

[Yorkshire pud]

I always imagine him sitting in his bathrobe in some fetid apartment, banging on the walls with his walking stick when the neighbours start screaming in 'Mexican' too loudly. His only fun is when his 300 pound Bulgarian nurse arrives to change his diaper. For a Christian he's never quite mastered the whole 'turning the other cheek' thing. I'm pretty sure Jason Christ wouldn't have approved of his veiled threats to murder MV a few weeks ago.

Different times mate, different times.

[TigerLily]

I always imagine him sitting in his bathrobe in some fetid apartment, banging on the walls with his walking stick when the neighbours start screaming in 'Mexican' too loudly. His only fun is when his 300 pound Bulgarian nurse arrives to change his diaper. For a Christian he's never quite mastered the whole 'turning the other cheek' thing. I'm pretty sure Jason Christ wouldn't have approved of his veiled threats to murder MV a few weeks ago.

Except during his diaper change.  Missed the murder threats. You don't have to tell me where they are posted. I'll take your word for it

[Richard Groyper]

I always imagine him sitting in his bathrobe in some fetid apartment, banging on the walls with his walking stick when the neighbours start screaming in 'Mexican' too loudly. His only fun is when his 300 pound Bulgarian nurse arrives to change his diaper. For a Christian he's never quite mastered the whole 'turning the other cheek' thing. I'm pretty sure Jason Christ wouldn't have approved of his veiled threats to murder MV a few weeks ago.

Don't fret, ShrendiVashtar. Daniel Trump is the (((new))) and improved Jason Christ.