the jaz cast

[akwilly]

It's 6am and still drinking beers. Was hoping to hear Jaz play some tunes and talk me down from my Viagra boner that has lasted way more than the doctor recommended 2 hours.

[Lilith]

It's 6am and still drinking beers. Was hoping to hear Jaz play some tunes and talk me down from my Viagra boner that has lasted way more than the doctor recommended 2 hours.

Video, or it didn't happen...

You know the drill. 

[akwilly]

Video, or it didn't happen...

You know the drill. 

there is always video, but sadly the star of the show left after the normal sex and the remainder of the show is just a guy crying with a huge erection. Mostly "the guy" bbqed and played with his dog for the remainder of the tape. Very artsy now that I think of it.

[akwilly]

Jaz it's either Thursday or Saturday in Australia. If it's Saturday why no Jaz cast?

[Ciardelo]

Does anybody have a link to the minitorrent of the JazCast?

[BelgianCarbonFibre]

Does anybody have a link to the minitorrent of the JazCast?

Eat some nachos and take a shit. There's your torrent for the podcast.

[akwilly]

Was there a live jazcast during Superbowl? I was in and out of chat and it seemed someone was on air

[akwilly]

Jaz I was put in a situation where I had sex with an older lady. She got me a gift basket and was texting my ass during the game. I feel that she is kinda clingy and I don't want to hurt her feelings but she has an awesome place and hot tub. She also wants to keep giving me food. I feel like a whore but not to much because I can smooch her on the lips and not worry about getting herpes. She likes kissing which is OK but her puckered up lips make a big ass circle and I honestly believe her tongue is smaller than it should be. Maybe it has shrunk I don't know

[21st Century Man]

Jaz I was put in a situation where I had sex with an older lady. She got me a gift basket and was texting my ass during the game. I feel that she is kinda clingy and I don't want to hurt her feelings but she has an awesome place and hot tub. She also wants to keep giving me food. I feel like a whore but not to much because I can smooch her on the lips and not worry about getting herpes. She likes kissing which is OK but her puckered up lips make a big ass circle and I honestly believe her tongue is smaller than it should be. Maybe it has shrunk I don't know

Do you ever want to settle down, willy?  Or are you content in playing the field for the rest of your life?  There is no right or wrong answer.  Just curious.

[akwilly]

Do you ever want to settle down, willy?  Or are you content in playing the field for the rest of your life?  There is no right or wrong answer.  Just curious.

I don't feel the need for kids but ya I would love to have a gal that is nice and trustworthy to be with for the long term

[21st Century Man]

I don't feel the need for kids but ya I would love to have a gal that is nice and trustworthy to be with for the long term

Are they tough to find up your way?

[akwilly]

Are they tough to find up your way?

yes

[akwilly]

Well it's 5 am here and no Jaz cast. Guess I will have to catch some zss then

[21st Century Man]

yes

Well then have fun with your fuckbuddies!!! 

[jazmunda]

Jaz I was put in a situation where I had sex with an older lady. She got me a gift basket and was texting my ass during the game. I feel that she is kinda clingy and I don't want to hurt her feelings but she has an awesome place and hot tub. She also wants to keep giving me food. I feel like a whore but not to much because I can smooch her on the lips and not worry about getting herpes. She likes kissing which is OK but her puckered up lips make a big ass circle and I honestly believe her tongue is smaller than it should be. Maybe it has shrunk I don't know

I need photos or I cannot help you. 

[starrmtn001]

I need photos or I cannot help you. 

What kind of photo would encourage you to do another JazCast?  A tasteful one, of course.

[jazmunda]

What kind of photo would encourage you to do another JazCast?  A tasteful one, of course.

The times that I jump on the stream to do the jaz cast are not very conducive to getting a US audience as they are usually late at night for me and very early in the morning for you. I don't record them as I'm solely doing them for fun and when there are no callers I'm playing music and I can't make them available with the music and I'm far too busy to edit it out.

I'm trying to get some kind of podcast together with mudking and eddie but there is no time frame for that.

Curtis and I have been toying with the idea of doing the occasional Bell Philes but I'm finding it had to get motivated to listen to classic Art Bell.

I have another secret project in the works but the subject is very difficult to work with. I'll let your imaginations run wild.

[jazmunda]

What kind of photo would encourage you to do another JazCast?  A tasteful one, of course.

To answer your question though; a picture of Falkie in a figure hugging blue night gown would do.

[starrmtn001]

To answer your question though; a picture of Falkie in a figure hugging blue night gown would do.

I don't know how to photoshop a teddy on falkie.  Even If I did, I wouldn't.  That image makes me just want to hurl.  Ah!  New catch phrase.  "Falkie Makes Me Hurl" lol.

Anyway, I hope this pic is satisfactory.  Enjoy.

[jazmunda]

I don't know how to photoshop a teddy on falkie.  Even If I did, I wouldn't.  That image makes me just want to hurl.  Ah!  New catch phrase.  "Falkie Makes Me Hurl" lol.

Anyway, I hope this pic is satisfactory.  Enjoy.

Ah that's the piece I need for my Falkie Halloween costume.

[starrmtn001]

Ah that's the piece I need for my Falkie Halloween costume.

Happy I could help, Jaz.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

The times that I jump on the stream to do the jaz cast are not very conducive to getting a US audience as they are usually late at night for me and very early in the morning for you. I don't record them as I'm solely doing them for fun and when there are no callers I'm playing music and I can't make them available with the music and I'm far too busy to edit it out.

I'm trying to get some kind of podcast together with mudking and eddie but there is no time frame for that.

Curtis and I have been toying with the idea of doing the occasional Bell Philes but I'm finding it had to get motivated to listen to classic Art Bell.

I have another secret project in the works but the subject is very difficult to work with. I'll let your imaginations run wild.

Does it involve a Wallaby performing lewd acts ?   

[loveslibraries]

All of our lips are gonna be that way.  Right thing to do is make your hustle known, like next time she gets frisky, lower your head, Look up at her wide-eyed, and mention a bill you need help paying.   Then bat your lashes.   If she flips out at least you still have your soul, unlike now.  If she's game, then you're in.

[Ciardelo]

All of our lips are gonna be that way.  Right thing to do is make your hustle known, like next time she gets frisky, lower your head, Look up at her wide-eyed, and mention a bill you need help paying.   Then bat your lashes.   If she flips out at least you still have your soul, unlike now.  If she's game, then you're in.

How about that jaz? You're getting grade A advice for a grade D price!

Imma going to have to work on my eyelash movements.

[akwilly]

I need photos or I cannot help you. 

as this illustrates her tongue is kinda stabby

[nooryisawesome]

Poop sign / jaz should co host an episode of Martinez tonight.

[jazmunda]

How about that jaz? You're getting grade A advice for a grade D price!

Imma going to have to work on my eyelash movements.

I believe that advice was for akwilly. I have no problem with the ladies.

[jazmunda]

as this illustrates her tongue is kinda stabby

Are you sure it's her tongue?

[akwilly]

Are you sure it's her tongue?

Ya she is classy so it's not a toothpick or anything like that. She kind of pecked at my mouth like a chicken when we were having sex. It was weird to say the least.

[jazmunda]

Ya she is classy so it's not a toothpick or anything like that. She kind of pecked at my mouth like a chicken when we were having sex. It was weird to say the least.

A prostitute might suit you better. A) Regular disease testing (depending on the price you pay) and B) No mouth kissing (according to the movie Pretty Woman).