The Russia Thread

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Hang on, I'm waiting for permission from Starfleet over subspace. Can't make a move otherwise. Here, have some peanuts.

they put you on hold too? assholes...

[Jackstar]

Well, actually, they've put me on fluoride and strontium-90.

Heads will roll. Mark my words.

[Kidnostad3]

Well, actually, they've put me on fluoride and strontium-90.

Heads will roll. Mark my words.

Hey, you're going to ace your next dental exam. I don't see the down side.

[Jackstar]

I don't see the down side.

Largely, it makes the milk taste funny.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6f-trB5Lyk

[Jackstar]

http://news.antiwar.com/2017/01/16/us-marines-deployed-to-russian-border-area-in-norway/

[Yorkshire pud]

http://news.antiwar.com/2017/01/16/us-marines-deployed-to-russian-border-area-in-norway/

The Royal Marines have been doing that for decades. Its cold. Lots of snow.

[Jackstar]

Your idiocy has reached a new nadir. Defenestrate yourself.

[Yorkshire pud]

Your idiocy has reached a new nadir. Defenestrate yourself.

Which word do you struggle with? Cold or snow? Both? Wear slippers and a fleece. Light the fire you'll die in. Do it.

[albrecht]

Your idiocy has reached a new nadir. Defenestrate yourself.

That only happens in Prague, for some weird reason. Elsewhere, like with Frank Olson or Chet Baker, it is just a "fall from a window." 

[Yorkshire pud]

That only happens in Prague, for some weird reason. Elsewhere, like with Frank Olson or Chet Baker, it is just a "fall from a window." 

He isn't up to F yet in his 'Smartass words to use when you're confused and fucked' pamphlet.

[Kidnostad3]

Your idiocy has reached a new nadir. Defenestrate yourself.

Okay, that's not a very nice thing to ask him to do and bedsides it's probably an impossible feat for all but a few Circus Olay Vegas performers.

[albrecht]

He isn't up to F yet in his 'Smartass words to use when you're confused and fucked' pamphlet.

Why this phenomena seems associated with Prague would make a good C2C show, with a decent host. Odd. It likely happens/happened elsewhere but infamously several times there (including a modern one, allegedly, associated with the Commies and/or evil Russians.) Why this method so popular in this one city? To satisfy the usual Coast audience the guest could also bring up the Golem.

[Yorkshire pud]

Why this phenomena seems associated with Prague would make a good C2C show, with a decent host. Odd. It likely happens/happened elsewhere but infamously several times there (including a modern one, allegedly, associated with the Commies and/or evil Russians.) Why this method so popular in this one city? To satisfy the usual Coast audience the guest could also bring up the Golem.

Prague is now the place of choice for stag weekends. No idea why, but I doubt its the Kir Royales.

[Kidnostad3]

Prague is now the place of choice for stag weekends. No idea why, but I doubt its the Kir Royales.

Albrecht probably doesn't watch a lot of porn.  If he did he'd know that Prague has become the Bollywood of the porn industry.  My degenerate cousin Ralph told me about it.

[Yorkshire pud]

Albrecht probably doesn't watch a lot of porn.  If he did he'd know that Prague has become the Bollywood of the porn industry.  My degenerate cousin Ralph told me about it.

Funny, my degenerate cousin is called Ralph too. His friend told him.

[albrecht]

Ha, on both. Actually I think Hungary is the latest source, so my friends tells me. Prague talent and locations etc is getting too expensive. I haven't been for years. I have to admit, at first, I was perplexed. I rented a room online via the KLM site (do you want to add a room to the flight ticket deal) and looked: a decent price and not close to city center but on a tram line so could get there easily to drink and sight-see and close enough to an industrial area where I had a meeting. Get in the room and not a single chair! Two beds and then some kind of couch without a back. Very odd and then I though....oh. Cheap enough and set up for gypsies to sleep a whole family or for some serious orgies. Ha. I checked the windows and ensured they were locked lest.....
ps: gotta run. An Indian just left a message on my machine saying that my Windows has expired and I need to call them back now!!

[Kidnostad3]

Funny, my degenerate cousin is called Ralph too. His friend told him.

Oooh.  That's really eerie.  I do have relatives in the U.K. (Leicestershire) but no Ralphs that I know of.  (Shit, I just made an admission that is sure to bring down on me the scorn and ridicule of my countrymen here on BelGab.  Talk about a faux pas. Fuck!)

[Yorkshire pud]

Oooh.  That's really eerie.  I do have relatives in the U.K. (Leicestershire) but no Ralphs that I know of.  (Shit, I just made an admission that is sure to bring down on me the scorn and ridicule of my countrymen here on BelGab.  Talk about a faux pas. Fuck!)

The French don't have a phrase for faux pas.

[Kidnostad3]

Ha, on both. Actually I think Hungary is the latest source, so my friends tells me. Prague talent and locations etc is getting too expensive. I haven't been for years. I have to admit, at first, I was perplexed. I rented a room online via the KLM site (do you want to add a room to the flight ticket deal) and looked: a decent price and not close to city center but on a tram line so could get there easily to drink and sight-see and close enough to an industrial area where I had a meeting. Get in the room and not a single chair! Two beds and then some kind of couch without a back. Very odd and then I though....oh. Cheap enough and set up for gypsies to sleep a whole family or for some serious orgies. Ha. I checked the windows and ensured they were locked lest.....
ps: gotta run. An Indian just left a message on my machine saying that my Windows has expired and I need to call them back now!!

Albrecht, you're just an old dog.  So was the room comfortable and what's the name of the hotel?

[Kidnostad3]

The French don't have a phrase for faux pas.

Okay so I misspelled a word again, right?  You are relentless in your criticism.

[Yorkshire pud]

Okay so I misspelled a word again, right?  You are relentless in your criticism.

You didn't. I was referring back to when Dubya said the French didn't have a word for entrepreneur.

[Kidnostad3]

You didn't. I was referring back to when Dubya said the French didn't have a word for entrepreneur.

Oh.  Never mind. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh.  Never mind.

Double space between the full point and N? How did that happen? Prague is pre-occupying you.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

ps: gotta run. An Indian just left a message on my machine saying that my Windows has expired and I need to call them back now!!

Those Microsoft scammers have been busy lately. I've received several calls in the past few weeks, often masking their numbers with local pre-fixes. I pretend to go along for awhile to waste as much of their time as possible, and lately I've been asking the woman intimate questions about their apparel and undergarments. The first one hung up, but the one who called last night actually got pissed off, accused me of fooling around, and demanded that I continue in a professional manner. I give her points for composure and pluck, but I had to decline and inform her of some unpleasant truths about her being a scam artist and full of shit. Messing with those people is a fun, inexpensive hobby that requires only a phone and a comfy chair, and I wish I had more chances to do it.

[Yorkshire pud]

Those Microsoft scammers have been busy lately. I've received several calls in the past few weeks, often masking their numbers with local pre-fixes. I pretend to go along for awhile to waste as much of their time as possible, and lately I've been asking the woman intimate questions about their apparel and undergarments. The first one hung up, but the one who called last night actually got pissed off, accused me of fooling around, and demanded that I continue in a professional manner. I give her points for composure and pluck, but I had to decline and inform her of some unpleasant truths about her being a scam artist and full of shit. Messing with those people is a fun, inexpensive hobby that requires only a phone and a comfy chair, and I wish I had more chances to do it.

Pretty much how you conduct all your intimate contacts with me. I've been a fool.

[21st Century Man]

LOL.  You can't make this shit up. I'm ready for Donald to tweet that the USA's sex workers are better.

Putin Defends Trump, Extols Russia’s Sex Workers As ‘Best in the World’

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/putin-defends-trump-extols-russias-sex-workers.html

[Dr. MD MD]

LOL.  You can't make this shit up. I'm ready for Donald to tweet that the USA's sex workers are better.

Putin Defends Trump, Extols Russia’s Sex Workers As ‘Best in the World’

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/putin-defends-trump-extols-russias-sex-workers.html

In the interest of improved relations between our countries let's just say that we both have great whores. MAGA! 

[Walks_At_Night]

LOL.  You can't make this shit up. I'm ready for Donald to tweet that the USA's sex workers are better.

Putin Defends Trump, Extols Russia’s Sex Workers As ‘Best in the World’

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/01/putin-defends-trump-extols-russias-sex-workers.html

Wow.  Putin just shit all over Thailand...............

[Jackstar]

[=Schlyder=]

Amazing how Putin got all those Muslims to donate 100s of $millions to the Clintons.  That is influence.