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Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))

Started by Jackstar, July 09, 2016, 06:34:02 PM

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DigitalPigSnuggler

#63
August 21, 2016, 05:26:41 PM
Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on August 21, 2016, 11:20:04 AM
Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself?

If it wasn't for the roofies, you could be my eyewitness.

DigitalPigSnuggler

#65
August 21, 2016, 05:37:33 PM
Is this your dog, Jack?  Or just your ideas?

#isthisyourdog  #conspiracyphag

Jackstar

#69
August 26, 2016, 10:39:15 AM
Now I'm getting spam like this. Kinda flattering, mostly creepy AF.

Jackstar

#71
August 28, 2016, 07:37:03 PM
What's it called when, it's like an anniversary, but it's not been a year, it's been a week--what's that called? Asking for a friend.

aldousburbank

#72
August 28, 2016, 09:58:02 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 28, 2016, 07:37:03 PM
What's it called when, it's like an anniversary, but it's not been a year, it's been a week--what's that called? Asking for a friend.

Week Need.

DigitalPigSnuggler

#74
August 29, 2016, 07:43:55 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 28, 2016, 07:37:03 PM
What's it called when, it's like an anniversary, but it's not been a year, it's been a week--what's that called? Asking for a friend.

"Jackstar's Longest Relationship"

Jackstar

#75
August 29, 2016, 09:01:28 AM
Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 29, 2016, 07:43:55 AM
"Jackstar's Longest Relationship"

Why aren't there more pictures available of my girlfriend flying into the Pentagon?

DigitalPigSnuggler

#76
August 29, 2016, 09:12:52 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 29, 2016, 09:01:28 AM
Why aren't there more pictures available of my girlfriend flying into the Pentagon?

Love the cute, troofer-themed euphemism for when she pegs you.

As to your question: I dunno, because god is merciful on the rest of us? 

paladin1991

#77
August 30, 2016, 02:14:54 PM
Hey Jackyboy, whatever happened to JackstarsEX?  She finally find peace through Pfizer chemical?

Jackstar

#78
August 30, 2016, 08:46:17 PM
Quote from: paladin1991 on August 30, 2016, 02:14:54 PM
Hey Jackyboy, whatever happened to JackstarsEX?

Still with the guy I traded her to, but trust me, you've got next dibs.

Jackstar

#79
August 30, 2016, 08:47:33 PM
Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 29, 2016, 09:12:52 PM
As to your question: I dunno,

Dude, seriously, if you can't figure this one out, how are you ever going to get to Kennedy?

paladin1991

#80
August 30, 2016, 10:08:32 PM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 30, 2016, 08:46:17 PM
Still with the guy I traded her to, but trust me, you've got next dibs.

Was that the Happy Meal trade?

Jackstar

#81
August 30, 2016, 11:06:12 PM
Since she's been gone... my meals have been happier.

DigitalPigSnuggler

#83
August 31, 2016, 09:03:00 AM
Quote from: Jackstar on August 30, 2016, 08:47:33 PM
how are you ever going to get to Kennedy?

GET to?  Disposed of that years ago.  Try to keep up, sweetie.
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