Author Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))  (Read 25993 times)

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Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #450 on: March 27, 2020, 11:21:52 AM »
Women over-analyze.

Pretend you didn't write all that and look at it again and tell me how someone who has no idea wtf you are on about--i.e., me--is supposed to figure out to whom you are referring to, and about what, and how.

Maybe there's an English professor with space in his flat for a domestic apprentice. Look, look, don't be ashamed--a lot of broads like you aren't even educable any more. Take the leap.

Jackstar Is Schrodinger's Cat Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Charm Quarks"))
« Reply #451 on: March 27, 2020, 11:42:04 AM »
I knew then as solidly as I do today that the public apology I am entitled to will one day be manifest. [...] Large movements happening behind the scenes.




I don't even know if there's even one of me anymore at this point. It's truly absurd. The lengths that some people will go to prevent any necessity of admitting that they were wrong without having to resort to fellatio seems wildly misplaced and thoroughly hammed up, but given that I don't like sucking cock at all either, it is difficult to imagine crafting any complaint.

Although I suppose I don't actually know if I would dislike it, honestly. I guess it always seemed an implicit fact, but I feel like if I can't just convince a man with rational discourse to follow instruction, resorting to bribery seems like cheating. Hey, is offering sex for some task performed even called "bribery"? I feel like there is probably another name for it, but it's never come up to me until now. I guess I could ask around on my way out of the doctor's office, this is a perfect time for "asking for a friend."

None of my friends happen to be whores right now, but I don't mind fudging the truth a little bit today. Since apparently that's totally allowed! I'll be honest, I am newer to the world of transactional sex than many of you would ever have guessed, and this gap in my knowledge is an aspect to my character that I am particularly proud of, for now.

Jackstar Is Fucking Gone (was: (Re: "Hey, Jude"))
« Reply #452 on: March 28, 2020, 01:49:06 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FkEYUPr2gg


I am getting married. Suffer.

Jackstar Is Fucking Gone (was: (Re: "Hey, Jude"))
« Reply #453 on: March 28, 2020, 01:56:42 PM »

Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #454 on: March 28, 2020, 02:50:42 PM »
Large movements happening behind the scenes. I do so wish I could spare all the details to you, but personal privacy is tantamount.

For now. Strap yourself in.

TMI Dude!  No one is interested in what's going on with your bowels FFS.  Stick to the subject of your lack of success with women. 

Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #455 on: April 04, 2020, 04:15:22 PM »
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Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #456 on: April 06, 2020, 12:10:28 AM »


... all farts and harmonica? I'd subscribe...



I should visit this thread more often...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxdfQz_g_Mw

Jax, you are my intar-tube bro!  I am saddened that I am not on your Voxer fiends groyp...

-p



Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Bulldog"))
« Reply #457 on: July 14, 2020, 03:46:32 PM »
I dumped the sidepiece. My sidearm. The sideshow?
Whatevah.

Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #458 on: July 14, 2020, 05:11:24 PM »
I dumped the sidepiece. My sidearm. The sideshow?
Whatevah.
You did? Does that mean I finally have you to myself? :)

Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #459 on: July 14, 2020, 05:17:21 PM »
You did? Does that mean I finally have you to myself? :)

Submit a FOIA requesting all records mentioning D.A.R.P.A., The Quincunx, and my surname. Seven separate requests, sequentially numbered, separate envelopes, every combination possible of those three search terms, then kick back and wait a few weeks.

I am not actually kidding. Hey, you asked. Do you think they tell me this shit? I obviously am the biggest blabbermouth in the known Universe.

Company police.


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« Reply #460 on: August 25, 2020, 06:31:56 PM »
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I have a feeling that this is gonna get taken to a whole 'nother level.

Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #461 on: September 05, 2020, 01:56:06 AM »
Submit a FOIA requesting all records mentioning D.A.R.P.A., The Quincunx, and my surname. Seven separate requests, sequentially numbered, separate envelopes, every combination possible of those three search terms, then kick back and wait a few weeks.

I am not actually kidding.


https://pics.awwmemes.com/5-gender-neutral-alternatives-to-boyfriend-and-girlfriend-5-goyfriend-if-50077685.png


Some jobs... are harder than others, for some.

Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #462 on: September 05, 2020, 05:16:20 AM »
"No one likes a single guy".


Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))
« Reply #464 on: September 13, 2020, 10:17:04 PM »