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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Meegle

Tuesday November 18th, 2008


This show was particularly grating as it was very apparent that the 2nd hour guest was pretty intelligent and was slowly....painfully.....backing away from the telephone. George was a particular moron during the 3rd hour.



"...my son's wizzum teeth..."                                 


"...let's tock about the impants..."                           (Implants)


"...an I love Austin Texas, oooo gunna affiliate down there..."


"...no itzala."        (?)


"Buh the way we never send off you emailusus to anyone..."


"...uhhll doze of you on the yeast cohost..."


"...umma gosh..."


"I'm lookin' ford to dthat."


"...(laughs)...I love it...say duhHIduh Anne for me."


"...to mediumship and baterialization..."


"...in logic and the philosph-phuhsees in..."


"...well I believe that when it's in the unconscious that means you can't control it."                           (Hence it being UN-conscious you dolt.)


"Wadduhbutt pee-pull that conch-entrate..."


"...nod inna nyes of the world."      (Not In The Eyes)


"YOU WITNESSED THIS??"


"It appeared on her BAWDY??"


"Wanna sannup for our Cose to Cose newlsetter..."


"...what keeps you jriving through dthis?"


"I'm gonna send you back in time...on Bill and Ted's Excellent Vacation."





buh

EvB

The one got to me too.  The guest - Stephen E. Braude - got his PhD at UMass Amherst, which takes a very mathematical approach to the field of philosophy. If/Then/That etc . . .  I struggled though it in a Philosophy of Religion class, and ofund it good mental excercise - pluss - the instructor was great. 

Knowing a bit about how this guy was trained, I really wanted to hear his spin on "proving the paranomal"  He did well despite George- -- but - DAMN!

Meegle

Well, as my karma would have it, I was laid off today...so I'll see when I can make it back in here to keep up the Noory bashing.

Wish me luck in finding something in this economy.

Adieu for now my fellow Nooryphiles!

Meegle

EvB

Quote from: Meegle on November 22, 2008, 10:54:12 PM
Well, as my karma would have it, I was laid off today...so I'll see when I can make it back in here to keep up the Noory bashing.

Wish me luck in finding something in this economy.

Adieu for now my fellow Nooryphiles!

Meegle

Well - that's a kick in the teeth.  Hope you can make it back soon. 

Spikegirl

Quote from: Meegle on November 22, 2008, 10:54:12 PM
Well, as my karma would have it, I was laid off today...so I'll see when I can make it back in here to keep up the Noory bashing.

Wish me luck in finding something in this economy.

Adieu for now my fellow Nooryphiles!

Meegle

Meegle, I'm so sorry. And right before the holidays, too. That really sucks. I hope something turns up for you soon. Don't be a stranger. If nothing else, maybe we could get your mind off your troubles for a few minutes.

:(

Frys Girl

Quote from: Meegle on November 22, 2008, 10:54:12 PM
Well, as my karma would have it, I was laid off today...so I'll see when I can make it back in here to keep up the Noory bashing.

Wish me luck in finding something in this economy.

Adieu for now my fellow Nooryphiles!

Meegle
Oh no. Seems the bad luck is going around big.
I was robbed last night while I was sleeping. I really give up. I'm just going to set out my valuables, savings account and other stuff so people can just steal. It seems like working, going to school is just not profitable anymore.

Meegle I wish you luck. it's right before the holidays and some employers are being gracious about hiring on the spot. I hope you find something and I'm sorry that happened.

Meegle

Thanks for all the sweet words! I feel held by you. I do need some luck. Maybe I could get George to do wanna doze mash consciousness thingy's for me 'eh?

lol

:P

EvB

Quote from: Meegle on November 24, 2008, 08:55:22 PM
Thanks for all the sweet words! I feel held by you. I do need some luck. Maybe I could get George to do wanna doze mash consciousness thingy's for me 'eh?

lol

:P

Well - smarmy as it may seem - i'm not at all sure that DOESN'T help - what can it hurt?  While I'm sure you don't want to present this to c2c - WE can take a crack at it!

Ev

~ Who is warming up her brainwave noise now.

I have been accused of inducing a heart attack a thousand miles away, burning out neon signs, destroying all the electronics in a household, causing car accidents, etc.  (I don't think I ever blighted any crops rooting the earth.  Perhaps for another day. The millennium is young.)

All coincidences, I assure you.  Or not.  (See Prometheus Rising, by Robert Anton Wilson, and his "quarter experiment.") 

It did not help that I announced most of these events before they occurred.

(I firmly believe one must entertain oneself, even if it is through the questionable waters of "magical thinking.")

Here now is an opportunity to use my powers (sic) for good. 

Unlike Noory's non commital "let's all just think positive thoughts" excrement, we can implement a more structured, focused, and dare I say, ~multi-pronged approach.~

I must administer this warning:  If I appear in anyone's dreamscape as a being of fire, do not be alarmed - it's an occasional side effect of such reality hacking.  I can only hope this warning does not come across merely as some molded latex mephistophelian construct filled with straw. (Speaking of straw, the crucifix nature of the Scarecrow was of great comfort to Dorothy, as was the golemic Tin Man.  And recall how The Lion veritably flew like a Sphinx upon his introduction.  Valuable archetypes not to be taken lightly.  No comment on the flying monkeys.)

If we fail miserably, we will blame the economy instead of our own less than stellar sieve-skinned auras and drink to that fact.

I suggest setting up a specific daily time during which appropriate thoughtforms will be created/nourished through meditation as we master the air via breathing. Occult 101.  Two minutes daily should suffice.

Perhaps even appoint a specific official group "egregor" if such a "Deus ex machina" is desired.  (Why do you think sports teams have mascots?  Go Yellow Jackets!  Oh, death, where is thy sting?  It's with the Yellow Jackets!)

Count me in, if Meegle has no objections to chaotic perturbations in the ether originating from such a Psychic Lab.

Herein have I invoked the elements. Someone stop me.  The temptation is just too great . . .


Spikegirl

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on November 25, 2008, 08:12:04 AM



I must administer this warning:  If I appear in anyone's dreamscape as a being of fire, do not be alarmed - it's an occasional side effect of such reality hacking.


Funny you should say that. I actually did have a dream last night involving me and a poster from Godlike. It's not anyone I have a crush on or anything silly like that. He seems nice enough, but there's no "connection" there. I made an avatar for him once and am glad he liked it. I know nothing about him other than he posts at Godlike. I don't know why I dreamt about him. In my dream we were in a darkened caf? drinking coffee. Since I don't know what he really looks like and he is from Texas, he appeared in my dream as a Billy Gibbons look alike. I think of all Texas men as being Billy Gibbons look alikes. I know, I need to get out more.  ;)


Anyway, I would love to combine my efforts to help out a fellow poster access the abundance of the universe (yes, I listen to Deepak Chopra). Let me know the specifics. (BTW, this stuff DOES work. I know someone who practises.)

Spikegirl

Quote from: Frys Girl on November 24, 2008, 01:09:45 PM
Oh no. Seems the bad luck is going around big.
I was robbed last night while I was sleeping. I really give up. I'm just going to set out my valuables, savings account and other stuff so people can just steal. It seems like working, going to school is just not profitable anymore.

Meegle I wish you luck. it's right before the holidays and some employers are being gracious about hiring on the spot. I hope you find something and I'm sorry that happened.

I'm horrified! Did someone break into your apartment while you slept in the next room!?! You're lucky to be alive and in one piece! Glad you're OK. The material stuff can be replaced; even the stuff with sentimental value. We come into this world with nothing and leave the same way. Everything else is on loan while we're here.


Meegle

Wow.

Sounds interesting.

What might be the ramifications though? Are any of you familiar with this stuff (mass consciousness experiments)? How many people would we need? This wouldn't turn out like the "The Monkey's Paw" or the film Vault of Horror right? Where a wife wishes for a million dollars and her husband ens up dead in a car accident and she cashes in on the insurance? Ick.

I'm SCARED! But open.

Lemmie know.

M   :-*

Spikegirl

Quote from: Meegle on November 28, 2008, 03:54:33 PM
Wow.

Sounds interesting.

What might be the ramifications though? Are any of you familiar with this stuff (mass consciousness experiments)? How many people would we need? This wouldn't turn out like the "The Monkey's Paw" or the film Vault of Horror right? Where a wife wishes for a million dollars and her husband ens up dead in a car accident and she cashes in on the insurance? Ick.

I'm SCARED! But open.

Lemmie know.

M   :-*

I'm not going to do anything weird, just say a prayer then send out positive vibes at the same time every night. I'll do it a 11 pm, since this is usually right before I hit the sack (or it hits me). The prayer will be that you find employment soon. I'll get some white candles and light one for you as well as I say the prayer.

Glaeken

George was pranked tonight. A caller talked about his dream escaping a vault and finding a wasteland outside. He got in 5 minutes of recounting the first part of Fallout 3, complete with Pipboy and Washington D.C. references.

Bandido

Quote from: Glaeken on November 29, 2008, 04:00:57 AM
George was pranked tonight. A caller talked about his dream escaping a vault and finding a wasteland outside. He got in 5 minutes of recounting the first part of Fallout 3, complete with Pipboy and Washington D.C. references.

that was the second time. someone also pranked him with a half-life story and it was all over the web the next day. george is such a fool.

Meegle

That's very thoughtful and cool. Thanks So much seriously!

;D

On the Great Pyramid: "It's a time machine of time."

He also said that skyscrapers are made of iron.



Frys Girl

Quote from: Spikegirl on November 25, 2008, 09:53:07 AM
I'm horrified! Did someone break into your apartment while you slept in the next room!?! You're lucky to be alive and in one piece! Glad you're OK. The material stuff can be replaced; even the stuff with sentimental value. We come into this world with nothing and leave the same way. Everything else is on loan while we're here.
Yes. They really broke in. Also, this happened before the killers of a dead couple nearby were caught. Everyone thought they were illegal immigrants. It turned out to be worse. They were given refugee status after Hurricane Mitch. But to even it out for the minutemen mob, an illegal immigrant was a hit and run victim while on his bike driving home from a country club job. The world.... is weird.

I dont care. I'm lucky to have my laptop. They also broke into my car. Oh and guess what the sexy cop said 'this is kind of your fault mam"

EvB

Quote from: Frys Girl on December 03, 2008, 10:16:33 PM
They also broke into my car. Oh and guess what the sexy cop said 'this is kind of your fault mam"

HUH!?  And how do they figure that?

Frys Girl

He told me that they would not have broken into my car if they didn't see "wires". I said to mr. cop "man. i hid everything in the glove box this time. nothing was visible." What do you think this douche nozzle did? He went to the car and brought me the headset! he goes "they saw this". Idiot. Idiot. what do you say to these people. I said no that was on the seat because well actually it was in the box and they didn't want that head set. i hate cops. sorry.

EvB

Quote from: Frys Girl on December 04, 2008, 11:43:25 AM
He told me that they would not have broken into my car if they didn't see "wires". I  He went to the car and brought me the headset! he goes "they saw this". Idiot. Idiot. what do you say to these people. I said no that was on the seat because well actually it was in the box and they didn't want that head set.

Well, isn't that a case of creative victim blaming!

Frys Girl

Quote from: EvB on December 04, 2008, 02:04:41 PM
Well, isn't that a case of creative victim blaming!
It didn't stop there sister. Then he started bitching about the cut backs and how the county has less officers here and there. I see them at 7-11 every time I go to a bar. I don't believe him. Also, they can catch the guy. I gave them a number related to the last break in. They didn't do shit. The cops just don't care. I live in Gotham city basically.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Spikegirl on November 25, 2008, 09:39:52 AM
I think of all Texas men as being Billy Gibbons look alikes. I know, I need to get out more.  ;)
haha, you're nuts.

Meegle

What about my nuts?

Fry's Girl you live in Texas?

Frys Girl

Quote from: Meegle on December 07, 2008, 10:22:01 PM
What about my nuts?

Fry's Girl you live in Texas?
I wish. I would be living there if I had come there for grad school. Alas, I'm stuck in hell with an extra hour of Snoory every night. Are YOU?

P.S. Friday night I heard George go "I'm not Mr. Macho or anything, but I'm not afraid. Whatever "they have" let them bring it on. Whether it's 2012, the bank calamities, or the earth's chages." What an asshole!

Meegle

I'm from Texas. Born in San Antonio. Lived there for 36 years. Am living in Boulder Colorado and will probably move to Austin in 2 years.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...georgesux...

Frys Girl

Quote from: Meegle on December 09, 2008, 11:17:55 AM

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D that was cute

broruss

After announcing the untimely passing of 60 Minutes reporter Ed Bradley...

"Ed Bradley... truly one of the all-time great newsmens". ;:)

jsharbour

Quote from: Glaeken on November 29, 2008, 04:00:57 AM
George was pranked tonight. A caller talked about his dream escaping a vault and finding a wasteland outside. He got in 5 minutes of recounting the first part of Fallout 3, complete with Pipboy and Washington D.C. references.

ROFL! I missed that one.

You know, I was kind of pissed when I came across this forum, because I'm a fan of the show. The "show" that is, being C2C, not the hosts. I miss Art. It's unbelievable what he's been through, and so great when he comes on every so often as host again. I feel that they need to bring on Art every few months to keep the ratings from going down the toilet. Him and Knap (George #2), who definitely "gets it". There was a caller a couple weeks ago who told Noory "George, you need to work on your intro, because George Knap's is way better than yours" (paraphrase). And I swear Noory actually does have a personality, because he got angry, or at least that is what I sensed in his tone. I just got a good laugh out of that. However, on the "opener" score, George's annoying "From the heartland of America" is heaven compared to Punbuffett's, who turns on the mic in the middle of his random thoughts. I sometimes can't reach the power button fast enough when Ian comes on.

Here are some observations:

1) I'm a huge fan of the TOPICS, which aren't taken seriously anywhere else on the air, so for better or worse, despite what most of the insomniacs on this board are saying about Noory, there's nothing else on the air late at night worth listening to. I won't take the "get a life" approach because it goes without saying. But why the vicious attacks? If you don't like the show--again as it goes without saying--why do you listen, and then complain about it? Really, why? Do you expect one night to find it has changed, so you can't stop yourself from tuning in? There's a word for that.

2) Everyone posting on this board is a C2C fan. Otherwise you wouldn't listen every night. So, stop being so harsh. Unless you're just using this as a vent for your life problems? If so, then, whoa, you NEED to call Noory to help you relax. Maybe you need to read his book about light. LOL.

3) I agree with many posters here that Snoory is an acceptable nickname; I set my clock radio to 1-hour timer every night with Noory on, and I usually fall asleep within 15 mins, no matter the guest. I subscribe to the Podcast so I can skip the ridiculous topics. All open lines shows are the worst, but I'd rather listen to ANY open line rather than to Ian Punndarnit interview the voice talent for a Japanese-English translation of a medical training video or any of his other pointless topics.

4) Noory agrees with every guest, no matter how crazy their statements. He will even agree with two guests, back to back, who disagree with each other 100%. This I find to be unprofessional, and is what first started to annoy me. It shows that either Noory is on auto-pilot and doesn't really listen to his guests, or he wants them to keep coming back on the show so he never says anything antagonistic. Some of those basket cases need a dose of reality, and Noory feeds their delusions, gives them affirmation, which is wrong.

5) Too many repeat guests, repeating the same drivel, month after month after month. BUT! Back in Jan-Feb of 2008, several guests came on predicting doom & gloom in the United States. Were they wrong? That's compelling, IMO.

6) Noory's obsession with triple names makes me wonder if he has no middle name, and maybe has middle name envy, so he gets a thrill from using all three for every single guest...ad nauseum.

7) Agree that his "I think..." and "I feel..." statements are HORRIBLE and further undermine his professionalism. I've been listening for about 15 years, was turned on to C2C by my dad, a truck driver. Art Bell knew how to entertain. Noory takes the strange approach of one who is trying to educate his listeners, and unfortunately, when he NEVER disagrees with a guest, he validates their claims no matter how outrageous. In the end, the show is lukewarm, non-compelling. The spice of life is controversy and conflict. Art raised the conflict of guests who knew about secret government projects, who were fearful for their lives, and wanted to get the information out.

8) Punbunnet irritates the hell out of almost everyone, so why is he still on the show? Here's my theory. For better or worse, Ian has a personality, has SOME beliefs of his own, doesn't automatically AGREE with every guest about every nauseating topic. And yet, I still can't stand him. So now, everyone together, hold your nose and say "Coast to Coast AM." (wait 3 seconds for effect). "This is Ian Bunnet".


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