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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

armyvet8896

I am so sick of George boory's  topics. I can here about the fiscal cliff on any other talk radio channel

ziznak

I know this sucks... almost as much as his stupid gaia tv commercials we have to hear now.

armyvet8896

*hear.  This is awful. Worst show all week

LacyWoodrow

Caught a little bit of the  Boy George show tonite. Something about him and his lost baseball cards... stumbling for words, He's a mumbling natural bullshitter.

Juan

So, 40-odd years after he leaves home, he goes to his mother's basement and can't understand why his baseball cards and comics are not there.  And blames his mother for not remembering where they are.
Only sNoory.

valdez

Quote from: ziznak on December 11, 2012, 02:39:40 AM
...this sucks...
Quote from: armyvet8896 on December 11, 2012, 02:48:15 AM
...This is awful...
Quote from: LacyWoodrow on December 11, 2012, 04:01:35 AM
... stumbling for words...

      Loren Coleman on the bigfoot/DNA story that Knapp covered a few weeks back. I'm done with bigfoot until he steps out into Times Square and conducts an interview. Catherine Austin Fitts explains the "fiscal cliff" to George. It went mostly like this: Fitts gets into the complexity of it all and George says "unbelievable amazing who knows?," and then Fitts gets back into the complexity of it all and George says, "unbelievable amazing who knows?" At one point George said that "the politicians have let us down," to which, and to her credit, Fitts tells George that the blame sits with "all of us."
     Memo to George:"you can't handle the truth" is a line from a movie, it's not an "old saying." Old sayings are lines that have been around forever and can't be attributed to anyone. Quotes from books, movies, songs, etc, can, and should, be attributed from whence they came. You are a broadcaster. You should know that.

 
George jots down idea for New Year's resolution:
Pull...my...head...out...of...my...

Quote from: valdez on December 11, 2012, 06:06:11 AM
... Memo to George:"you can't handle the truth" is a line from a movie, it's not an "old saying...


I love the way George handles 'old sayings', adages, proverbs, phrases, etc.  This is actually pretty good for him - he usually gets them wrong and lets everyone know he doesn't understand what they mean anyway.

Sardondi

Quote from: Paper*Boy on December 11, 2012, 06:59:15 AM
I love the way George handles 'old sayings', adages, proverbs, phrases, etc.  This is actually pretty good for him - he usually gets them wrong and lets everyone know he doesn't understand what they mean anyway.

He's just so incredibly unaware of so much. He clearly doesn't read anything more demanding than texts - or emails if he's feeling particularly sharp that day.

MV/Liberace!

Valdez... I'm really glad you're back, brother.

Ben Shockley

Quote from: armyvet8896 on December 11, 2012, 01:47:12 AM
I am so sick of George boory's  topics. I can here about the fiscal cliff on any other talk radio channel
Yes, but see: You don't have to!! Georgie and Co. summarize Beck, Levin, Jones, Savage Wiener, and all that ilk for you!!  See, 'cause you have to sleep during the day at a truck stop or after your janitor job-- Georgie wants you, poor low-wage hard worker to be hip to "the truth" too!!!

Pragmier

Back in the day calling Stalin Noory would land you on the purge list.

Jasmine

Curious George would most likely think the infamous McCarthy witch hunts of the 1950's were paranormal based, involved broom sticks and stonings, and that they took place in Salem. Or, if one said "McCarthyism" to George, he'd think the Beatles.

In regards to his lamenting over the loss of his comic books, that does not surprise me in the least. It is indicative of his base immaturity. There is a monumental difference between one being child-like, and one being supremely childish; George is without a doubt the latter. I must admit I always give the questionable side-eye to adults who derive great pleasure, and invest so much of their time, from perusing comic books. On the one hand, to each their own, but to observe an adult sit and laugh out loud at a comic book is a little "special needs" in my eyes.

On the show I listened to last night, a caller asked George to explain and clarify for him what exactly the fiscal cliff was. Curious George paused (brain fart) and replied, "It's big, and we're almost at the edge!" Suffice to say enlightenment prevailed.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: Em Vee on December 11, 2012, 01:06:08 AM

i arbitrarily chose to leave this one because it so closely articulated what i was already thinking.
It does remind me that I never want Grace choosing anything for me. She has terrible judgment and taste. I wonder how many functioning limbs that dude had...

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on December 11, 2012, 11:42:50 AM
      It does remind me that I never want Grace choosing anything for me. She has terrible judgment and taste. I wonder how many functioning limbs that dude had...


if i were on the fence where religion is concerned, that dude would certainly push me the fuck off.

ItsOver

"I don't believe in coincidences." - Jorch Noory






McPhallus

I remember one of his earlier posts referring to being raised by a couple of narcissists.  His posts basically accuse all of us of being that very thing (along with a messianic tonality).  Some serious projection going on there.


Quote from: Eddie Coyle on December 11, 2012, 11:42:50 AM
      It does remind me that I never want Grace choosing anything for me. She has terrible judgment and taste. I wonder how many functioning limbs that dude had...

Quote from: Jasmine on December 11, 2012, 11:12:26 AM
and one being supremely childish; George is without a doubt the latter. I must admit I always give the questionable side-eye to adults who derive great pleasure, and invest so much of their time, from perusing comic books. On the one hand, to each their own, but to observe an adult sit and laugh out loud at a comic book is a little "special needs" in my eyes.

I don't think comic book collecting is childish. I think it has more to do with the brain's ability to learn from visuals. So someone that is a visual learner and processor will gravitate towards visual stimulus. If you also consider that someone with a reading -based learning disability would over 30+ years develop stronger visual learning faculties (and reward system) in their brain, something like comic books becomes a natural form of entertainment.

RJ

Noory word of the night "apropos".  I love the rant from the film "Network"!  Howard Beale was spot on then and the words still hold true for today. I just don't get the connection with "the fiscal cliff".  I think the rant relates more to George Noory's interview style or non-style.  At least the most important line, "I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore".  Can you hear us premiere radio?


ziznak

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to listen anymore!! He used that damn soundclip on a few occasions before.  The guy is like a broken record. I wonder how long it took him to learn how to properly pronounce "apropos."

Now, Jaz, about the comic book thing.  Most adults that read comics aren't giggling away at them while they read them.  George, I can totally see, reading something like the "archie" comics and laughing like a little girl.  Please don't lump all comic fans into any category that contains George Noory!!

Chocolate,Dark chocolate,milk chocolate,white chocolate.It is Yule time and those damn chocolate oranges are mocking me at the grocery,Damn, this year they have Dark ad white in addition to the milk kind.That subtle hint of orange essence  makes it pretty heady for me.Then there are those turtles,those chocolate,pecan caramel turtles and "it is turtles all the way down".
One year the orange chocolate thing took over my brain and I made fudge to give out for presents(my excuse for the budget busting) and made a triple cocoa fudge with pecans and a white fudge with almonds,pinon,macadamia nuts.I put a small can of orange juice concentrate in each and grated an orange in each.Chocolate for me is the morphene of candy.When I worked for a beekeeper as his route man i the 70's I also carried candies of a guy that ran rippled potato chips through his chocolate coating machine.Those are the heroin of chocolate.

Jasmine

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on December 11, 2012, 12:25:08 PM
I don't think comic book collecting is childish. I think it has more to do with the brain's ability to learn from visuals. So someone that is a visual learner and processor will gravitate towards visual stimulus. If you also consider that someone with a reading -based learning disability would over 30+ years develop stronger visual learning faculties (and reward system) in their brain, something like comic books becomes a natural form of entertainment.

Quote from: ziznak on December 11, 2012, 01:45:06 PM
Now, Jaz, about the comic book thing.  Most adults that read comics aren't giggling away at them while they read them.  George, I can totally see, reading something like the "archie" comics and laughing like a little girl.  Please don't lump all comic fans into any category that contains George Noory!!

Okay, gentlemen, I'll definitely concur with visuals and their enabling and positive effect on one with learning disabilities. That is the strongest argument, and a viable one. And seeing how the two of you are not exactly one what one would deem stupid, I'll rethink my stand on adults reading comics. Albeit you have to see it from my perspective. I have six times (give or take) bore witness to grown men reading comic books, and each time the man in question would be laughing, lip reading to the words in the "bubble", and/or possessing a "wow!" expression on his face.  So perhaps based on that you can understand why my opinion is biased.

...I used to like reading Archie and Richie Rich when I was a wee little lass (the operative word here being WEE!)  ;D

Jasmine

Quote from: HorrorRetro on December 11, 2012, 01:20:04 PM
Stalin, the original hipster.



It's official. I would have most definitely hopped into bed with Stalin in 1902...what a sexy pussycat! And...let me see him again in 1915...yes, let it go on record I would have slept with Stalin in 1915. Indeed, "hipster" is the word! I would have lay back and thought of communist Russia as fireworks exploded over the Kremlin. I would have sacrificed my virtue for my comrades back on the collective farm in the Ukraine bread basket. Yes, Yes, SOVIET!

Grrrooooooowwwwwwwwl

Jasmine

Quote from: ItsOver on December 11, 2012, 12:02:19 PM
"I don't believe in coincidences." - Jorch Noory



I most definitely would not hop into bed with George Noory in 2012, and if those handsome little Mayan Oompa Loompas screwed up on their calendar, be rest assured I would not sleep with this man on December 22, 2012...and beyond.

ItsOver

... but could Stalin hit those high notes like "Elvis" Noory?  Could he light up the stage with just his smile?  Sure, Stalin had his "wild and crazy" moments, but who can let his hair down like that joker Jorch?  We're talking the "Toronto Torch" here.

popple

Quote from: ItsOver on December 11, 2012, 12:02:19 PM
"I don't believe in coincidences." - Jorch Noory




I think we know who has been fathering all those BLACK EYED CHILDREN now.

ItsOver

Quote from: ItsOver on December 11, 2012, 12:02:19 PM
"I don't believe in coincidences." - Jorch Noory






Same morose expression.....hmmmmmmmm.

ziznak

Quote from: Jasmine on December 11, 2012, 02:57:18 PM
Okay, gentlemen, I'll definitely concur with visuals and their enabling and positive effect on one with learning disabilities. That is the strongest argument, and a viable one. And seeing how the two of you are not exactly one what one would deem stupid, I'll rethink my stand on adults reading comics. Albeit you have to see it from my perspective. I have six times (give or take) bore witness to grown men reading comic books, and each time the man in question would be laughing, lip reading to the words in the "bubble", and/or possessing a "wow!" expression on his face.  So perhaps based on that you can understand why my opinion is biased.

...I used to like reading Archie and Richie Rich when I was a wee little lass (the operative word here being WEE!)  ;D
these adults you speak of are not adults at all... they are a different species of adult male humans known throughout the world as "manbabies."  The average man baby is actually still mentally a child of about 12 has never been laid and lives at home with his parents where he feeds on pizza rolls and hot pockets while reading comics and playing mmorpg's... actually anybody that mouths the words while they read tend to be a bit slow.  Some exceptions exist as my older sis used to do that as a kid yet ended up with some sort of library science degree so... who knows.  It was probly just a phase for her.  George has many "manbaby" like characteristics but being that he holds down a job and has reproduced I put him in a totally different category.

as for your "SCHtalin" comments.... yer kidding right???

Eddie Coyle

 
          Young Stalin(1902) looked a bit like Dustin Hoffman. And certainly seems to confirm the rumors of his being of Jewish origin. The 1915 picture makes him look like a sub shop owner in most cities in the USA.

BobGrau

Quote from: valdez on December 11, 2012, 06:06:11 AM

      Loren Coleman on the bigfoot/DNA story that Knapp covered a few weeks back. I'm done with bigfoot until he steps out into Times Square and conducts an interview. Catherine Austin Fitts explains the "fiscal cliff" to George. It went mostly like this: Fitts gets into the complexity of it all and George says "unbelievable amazing who knows?," and then Fitts gets back into the complexity of it all and George says, "unbelievable amazing who knows?" At one point George said that "the politicians have let us down," to which, and to her credit, Fitts tells George that the blame sits with "all of us."
     Memo to George:"you can't handle the truth" is a line from a movie, it's not an "old saying." Old sayings are lines that have been around forever and can't be attributed to anyone. Quotes from books, movies, songs, etc, can, and should, be attributed from whence they came. You are a broadcaster. You should know that.

 
George jots down idea for New Year's resolution:
Pull...my...head...out...of...my...

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