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Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on July 06, 2016, 02:35:50 PM
Don't get me started.

Who is driving. Oh my God, Bear is driving, how can that be?

Quote from: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on July 06, 2016, 02:40:53 PM
Yes Ibby, finally all is right with the world...

Quote from: akwilly on July 06, 2016, 02:36:30 PM
Hey Falkie, it looks like you got some herpes. Isn't there someone you can sue over that?

LOL! 

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 06, 2016, 12:28:55 PM
Once again the Falkie thread is first and foremost on the front page on Bellgab. As it should be.

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Quote from: akwilly on July 06, 2016, 02:36:30 PM
Hey Falkie, it looks like you got some herpes. Isn't there someone you can sue over that?

Senda received this ADC (After Death Communication) from his mother in Hell.

Quote from: akwilly on July 06, 2016, 02:36:30 PM
Hey Falkie, it looks like you got some herpes. Isn't there someone you can sue over that?

Great. A year from now we're going to hear about him suing dr.'s and ointment makers.

Thanks for giving that Bitch ideas.

how many Priuses, ipads, microphones, tripods, chargers, cables can one person break?

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on July 06, 2016, 03:38:38 PM
how many Priuses, ipads, microphones, tripods, chargers, cables can one person break?

How many cats can one man kill?  The body count is into double figures according to his accounting.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 06, 2016, 03:40:59 PM
How many cats can one man kill?  The body count is into double figures according to his accounting.

Fatso hasn't mentioned Orangey the Cat lately.  RIP Orangey.

Quote from: Who on July 06, 2016, 03:46:58 PM
Fatso hasn't mentioned Orangey the Cat lately.  RIP Orangey.

I feel sorry for Sour Kathy's cat. I'm sure he goes hungry for days at a time. She should just give that poor cat away to someone who is responsible and will feed the poor animal and make sure it always has water in that hot weather.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 06, 2016, 03:55:50 PM
I feel sorry for Sour Kathy's cat. I'm sure he goes hungry for days at a time. She should just give that poor cat away to someone who is responsible and will feed the poor animal and make sure it always has water in that hot weather.

I'm sure every time sour Kathy does her weekly grocery shopping at the nearest gas station she buys the cat a slurpy.

Quote from: akwilly on July 06, 2016, 04:06:13 PM
I'm sure every time sour Kathy does her weekly grocery shopping at the nearest gas station she buys the cat a slurpy.

And then drinks it herself.

Quote from: Who on July 06, 2016, 03:46:58 PM
Fatso hasn't mentioned Orangey the Cat lately.  RIP Orangey.

Picture perfect Who! LOL!

Quote from: Who on July 06, 2016, 03:46:58 PM
Fatso hasn't mentioned Orangey the Cat lately.  RIP Orangey.

RIP Orangey.
Another one lost to cravings.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 06, 2016, 12:12:50 PM

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on July 06, 2016, 01:32:03 PM
The man, the myth, the legend himself Dr. Eric Pearl.

That is some excessive Photoshop filtering right there. Dude practically looks like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.

Quote from: akwilly on July 06, 2016, 02:36:30 PM
Hey Falkie, it looks like you got some herpes. Isn't there someone you can sue over that?

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on July 06, 2016, 01:32:03 PM
The man, the myth, the legend himself Dr. Eric Pearl.

Not sure if it is OK  to post byt thanks.
Senda demonstrates how he interacts in public.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_isz7trMy8

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 06, 2016, 02:41:48 PM
Who is driving...

I dont' think that who could fit in a Prius with those two... Besides, I cannot imagine that you could pay him enough to listen to the specific musings of Falkie while trapped in a tiny metal box on a long road trip.

What say you, Who?

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on July 06, 2016, 03:38:38 PM
how many Priuses, ipads, microphones, tripods, chargers, cables can one person break?

* Glasses

Quote from: WOTR on July 07, 2016, 05:00:36 AM
I dont' think that who could fit in a Prius with those two... Besides, I cannot imagine that you could pay him enough to listen to the specific musings of Falkie while trapped in a tiny metal box on a long road trip.

What say you, Who?

Get in a car with Senda and Hello Kathy? 

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 07, 2016, 04:52:51 AM
Not sure if it is OK  to post byt thanks

Nope no Senda y2 videos allowed

Quote from: SixWeekTenure(tm) on July 06, 2016, 12:10:54 PM
Kathy's snatch incident

I saw this and had a partial synaptic meltdown. There are too many jokes there and I am going to have to lie in a darkened room until it wears off.

Perhaps Falkie could hire a ghost writer and pass it off as a novel by Robert Ludlum? The reader is advised to wear surgical gloves when handling the print copy.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on July 06, 2016, 01:01:07 PM
He's got the herp. Don't let him kiss you on the mouth anyone.

If that's all I end up with after our last encounter then I call that a win. It was a hot Saturday night in Martinez, I had a family sized jar of Hellmanns....

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 07, 2016, 07:06:25 AM
If that's all I end up with after our last encounter then I call that a win. It was a hot Saturday night in Martinez, I had a family sized jar of Hellmanns....

Were you wearing your hazmat suit?

I am happy to confirm that  the following non-caucasians have been ruled out of the criminal investigation involving Kathy's snatch:

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 07, 2016, 07:37:58 AM
I am happy to confirm that  the following non-caucasians have been ruled out of the criminal investigation involving Kathy's snatch:

That's because every single one of them is in the ER.  There's no telling how long Senda will have to wait to see a doctor.  This is an outrage.

Senda has found a new driver to chauffeur him around town.   The identity of this particular cat is unknown but we do know it isn't Orangey who, sadly, ended up in a casserole when Senda couldn't find frozen whole chickens at any of the local churches.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 07, 2016, 07:37:58 AM
Kathy's snatch

For the love of fluffy pussies kittens, please stop saying this.  I've lost over twenty pounds the last couple of days because I can't keep anything down.