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thought I'd make one..

Coast to Coast with George Noory and Ian Punnett

btw, just saw the poll.  george's font will forever be comic sans.

we need a mustache smiley. for some reason.

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hahahahahaha back feet!!!
MV you should make paperboys post nshow on the homepage

Quote from: coaster on September 27, 2012, 04:23:27 PM
we need a mustache smiley. for some reason.

I was thinking about a custom george noory smiley set for CG not too long ago.  maybe we could use the GN stylized in the pb ipad posts or something.

Quote from: coaster on September 27, 2012, 03:47:46 PM
thought I'd make one..

Coast to Coast with George Noory and Ian Punnett

btw, just saw the poll.  george's font will forever be comic sans.

this is great!  The original "skype me its feb" was done by a youtube user named vulvaria.  Look up her/his? stuff a lot of its hilarious.  lotsa jibjab vids too.  I posted some of them in the "addictive you-tube" thread a while back.  coaster, did you have to sign up to make the xtra normal stuff?  I was thinking about checking it out but it seemed like most content had to be paid for...

I think this quote is awesome and look forward to an appropriate time to say it
"just keep the shirt off... any reason at all to get it off"

Hahahahaha, PB!!!  Noory's tongue gets him in trouble, once again. 

Quote from: ItsOver on September 28, 2012, 10:53:26 AM
Hahahahaha, PB!!!  Noory's tongue gets him in trouble, once again. 

Heh, in case anyone missed the original shows or their reviews here, George once told a story about something - I don't remember what - and said "I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet".

He has also claimed to have "pockets in his tongue" (whatever that even means) and "a forked tongue" as birth defects at various times.

what the fudge?

Im always knocking things over with my back feet/hooves

is that not normal?

HINCREDIBUL!

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 28, 2012, 11:36:35 AM

Heh, in case anyone missed the original shows or their reviews here, George once told a story about something - I don't remember what - and said "I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet".

He has also claimed to have "pockets in his tongue" (whatever that even means) and "a forked tongue" as birth defects at various times.

That's new to me.  Back feet?  Pockets in his tongue?  A forked tongue?  Oh, well, nothing Noory says surprises me.  What about mental defects?   

Quote from: ItsOver on September 28, 2012, 12:52:15 PM
That's new to me.  Back feet?  Pockets in his tongue?  A forked tongue?  Oh, well, nothing Noory says surprises me.  What about mental defects?

He's always coming on and lying, making stuff up (note to PremRat):  opinion only) - the creepy personal stories, strange ideas, odd expereinces.  I think he gets defensive with all the criticism sometimes, and blurted that stuff about his tongue as explanations for his inability to speak well, maybe trying to get sympathy instead of scorn.  The knocking over chairs with his 'back feet' is just the usual Noorish poor usage of the language when he gets off his cue cards.

if anyone would like to design a geroge noory smiley set, i'd be happy to install it.

Quote from: The General on September 27, 2012, 01:28:08 PM
Would it be possible to incorporate Alex Jones into one of these installments?

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P*B is god

Quote from: Paper*Boy on September 28, 2012, 11:46:26 PM



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That seems just a little too real- I love it.

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   We are not worthy!!!

one day, when PB runs out of creative juice and produces no more (if that ever happens), i'm going to print all of his renderings and string them together in the form of a book which i can amuse myself with on the toilet.

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your "tommy" is what makes me gut laugh with each installment.

George can't even say "ventriloquist."    Tommy should just set dummy Noory on his lap, stick his hand in the back of Noory's empty head and provide the voice for C2C. 

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hahaha

Ha....Noory's still trying to figure out what Tommy's advice meant.

Omg you guys are freakin HILARIOUS!!! This thread just made my day .. love the lines of toomerick. BAHAHAHAHAhaha I am going to print some of these and post them at work for when I have a shit day

P*B, "Worst Advice Yet" is your best so far. Bravo.

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P*B, have you thought about adding some special visiting characters, such as Hoagland, to the "Me and Mikee" mix?   

The single funniest thing on Coastgab. P*B, we've got to try to get this going viral. I swear there's got to be a readership out there, even among George's supporters. 

MV, any chance of a featured spot for "The Life of Jortch"? (Nothing like pressure, eh P*B?)

Finally.  A real purpose for Noory's life.  Comic material for P*B.

Wait a min nut.Minute. I'm i is the real George Noory. I re sent what you all say about mi. Me. Clean up this these bords so they do dont not say things bad about mi. Me. Boards. I no how to reed and right. Read and write. you haters. you pond scun. scum. I aint no dumb me. Dummy. I thinks you all hait. Hate. you is loosers. Losers..

Kleen it up! Clean it.

e nuff said. Enough...