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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

stevesh

Quote from: ziznak on August 02, 2012, 05:34:52 AM
Same ol Nostradamus crap from the guest and noory's booble headed answers...


C2C should just replay the previous Hogue 'interview' any time they're tempted to have that fraud on and give Noory a obviously-desired night off. Same exact questions from Noory and the same exact self-aggrandizing answers fromm Hogue every time.

stevesh

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 02, 2012, 06:04:37 AM
Perhaps it's time for my girlfriend and I to introduce the George Noory Drinking Game.

Problem is, all participants would be hammered and unconscious in < 30 minutes.

fysisist

Quote from: MDL5676 on August 01, 2012, 01:38:58 AM
FYI,
Here's a pic of that quack Seth Farber, PhD. from last night's show.
I think it speaks for itself...


I bravely googled Seth Farber, PhD, and this image of Conehead Jr. popped up.


McPhallus

Quote from: Zircon on August 01, 2012, 10:08:53 AM
How many volumes of the same shit about George Noory can you people write about? How many of you have posted and re-posted the same fucking thing over and over again? For Christ's sake think of another topic to create so we can discuss something interesting please.

I heard Art Bell quit Coast.

McPhallus

Quote from: MDL5676 on August 01, 2012, 01:38:58 AM
FYI,
Here's a pic of that quack Seth Farber, PhD. from last night's show.
I think it speaks for itself...

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Abe Lincoln's meth-addicted brother?

Quote from: CoastCanuck on August 01, 2012, 03:16:49 PM
Physical appearance comments should be off limits, in my books.  Comments about one's job performance should be fair game.


Even when sucky host has laughably photoshopped images of himself all over the website?  Or when his producer weighs 500 pounds while they announce a weight loss regimen for the rest of us?

Singing ability, where should we stand on that in regards to a radio show host when he decides to sing during the program.  Or surprise paying customers with song at a convention.  Fair game?


ChewMouse

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 02, 2012, 05:06:18 PM
Or when his producer weighs 500 pounds while they announce a weight loss regimen for the rest of us?
You know, I hadn't thought about that. That does kind of tick me off. I did not participate in GN's diet group because I'm not much of a joiner, but thinking about Tommy...yeah, it annoys me.

I was listening to an old C2C yesterday while I worked, I think it was from 2002 or thereabouts (I was barely paying attention) and it was GN with a ghost hunter or something. George said, "Now, tell us. What does 'orb' stand for?"

The guest paused and said, "Stand for? It...I don't..." and GN said, "You know. What do the letters mean?" and the guest said, "It's a real word, George. 'Orb' means a ball of light." GN said, "Oh!" as if he suddenly understood long division.

I know I'm hard up for a laugh, but I spewed coffee right through my nose. Funniest thing I've heard since some obviously drunk guy called Art Bell's show and gave a shout-out to his buddies back at the rehab unit.

AktionT4

Quote from: Zircon on August 01, 2012, 10:08:53 AM
How many volumes of the same shit about George Noory can you people write about? How many of you have posted and re-posted the same fucking thing over and over again? For Christ's sake think of another topic to create so we can discuss something interesting please.

If Noory actually presented his audience with something that was interesting in the first place there wouldn't be a need for extended volumes of the same shit to be repeated here.

I'm not a radio producer but I would imagine that in an 8 hour day, I could come up with at least 2 weeks worth of topics and potential guests that would actually add to the show.  However, with Noory at the helm, I could summon Jesus himself for an on-air appearance and George would still find a way to fuck it all up.

Sardondi

Quote from: Zircon on August 01, 2012, 10:08:53 AM
How many volumes of the same shit about George Noory can you people write about? How many of you have posted and re-posted the same fucking thing over and over again? For Christ's sake think of another topic to create so we can discuss something interesting please.

It strikes me as odd that someone would go to a specialized and clearly described and defined page and then demand that everyone using it for that special purpose immediately stop. If it just gets too unbearable I see a very simple solution, and it's not changing this to a Birdwatchers of America site.

b_dubb

it just occurred to me that if Noory were to use a Speak and Spell to interview guests it would actually be an improvement.  how bad is that?  effing tragic

VtaGeezer

Ha!  I've got to listen tonight...GN's guest tonight was once my tenant!  Nice guy, talented musician. 

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Zircon on August 01, 2012, 10:08:53 AM
How many volumes of the same shit about George Noory can you people write about? How many of you have posted and re-posted the same fucking thing over and over again? For Christ's sake think of another topic to create so we can discuss something interesting please.


i went about 8 months in one stretch without looking at this thread even once.  it's pretty easy to do if you give it a try.  i think, however, your frustration lies less in the subject matter of this thread and more in the fact that you find it so difficult not to read.

expat

Bummer... that clown Haogland has been picked as "main man" for Curiosity's landing on Sunday night. Couldn't they possibly have found someone with some actual knowledge of planetary astronomy? **sigh**

I've e'd George but without any expectation that he'll read it.

fysisist

Quote from: expat on August 03, 2012, 01:21:33 PM
Bummer... that clown Haogland has been picked as "main man" for Curiosity's landing on Sunday night. Couldn't they possibly have found someone with some actual knowledge of planetary astronomy? **sigh**

I've e'd George but without any expectation that he'll read it.

Seems like RCH has been the go-to guy for anything related to space and definitely for Mars, even going back to the late AB era.  He's become the resident pseudo-scientist.  Get ready for 19.5 degrees of hyper-dimensional BS. 

Morgus

Quote from: expat on August 03, 2012, 01:21:33 PM
Bummer... that clown Haogland has been picked as "main man" for Curiosity's landing on Sunday night. Couldn't they possibly have found someone with some actual knowledge of planetary astronomy? **sigh**
of course not. Hoagland is Noory's official c2c science advisor especially for the moon and Mars after all...

VtaGeezer

Quote from: Morgus on August 03, 2012, 01:58:19 PM
of course not. Hoagland is Noory's official c2c science advisor especially for the moon and Mars after all...
I figure they have to keep Hoagland on the payroll because he knows too much about "inside C2C" to turn loose.

Rico999

Quote from: AktionT4 on August 02, 2012, 09:43:17 PM
If Noory actually presented his audience with something that was interesting in the first place there wouldn't be a need for extended volumes of the same shit to be repeated here.

I'm not a radio producer but I would imagine that in an 8 hour day, I could come up with at least 2 weeks worth of topics and potential guests that would actually add to the show.  However, with Noory at the helm, I could summon Jesus himself for an on-air appearance and George would still find a way to fuck it all up.

Heh, heh.  Knowing the Snooron's lame interview style, he'd just let Jesus ramble on about his boring days as a youthful carpenter's apprentice and not follow up when at age 12, fed up with shop drudgery, decided to give the elders what-for down at the temple.....

Hell, he wouldn't even ask him the big questions:  Like what happened in those "lost" years before he turned 30?   Or how did he do that neat trick with Abraham and Moses??  Or the loaves and fishes?? 

ShayP

I'm new here and haven't gone through all the threads.....However....I used to like Noory.   I discovered the show about 5 years ago.  The more I listened.  The more I looked at the website.  The more I listened to past episodes from coast insider....
I realized Noory is a tool.  Plain and simple.  I am sick of him not challenging guests.  I'm sick of him giving the same lame responses/observations to the guest's comment.  I am sick of him kissing ass.  I am sick of him and his fucking religious beliefs and his view of the afterlife.  I'm sick of seeing different versions of him on the website, my iPhone, My Android App, and anything else.  I'm assuming he uses "Just for Men" so he can look younger and more artificial.  Especially when I tap the app on my Android phone and his smug visage appears like he knows a secret or wants to bribe you to hide the fact he's sniffing panties.

Sorry....I tend to rant.  I could go on, but I am a newbie.  :)

OH!!!! And one more thing....EFoods sucks and I'm sick of him selling it.  I also take TURMERIC!!!!  YES...I DO!!!  Not because of Noory, but because of other research.  Ya know what? It works! At least for me.  I mention George and turmeric because I am sick of him screaming it at guest.  Most recently during a show when he shouted "Give her turmeric!...Give her turmeric!."

I'm worked up now.  Damn you George Noory!! ;)

CoastCanuck

Quote from: ShayP on August 03, 2012, 04:53:15 PM
I'm new here and haven't gone through all the threads.....However....I used to like Noory.   I discovered the show about 5 years ago.  The more I listened.  The more I looked at the website.  The more I listened to past episodes from coast insider....
I realized Noory is a tool.  Plain and simple.  I am sick of him not challenging guests.  I'm sick of him giving the same lame responses/observations to the guest's comment.  I am sick of him kissing ass.  I am sick of him and his fucking religious beliefs and his view of the afterlife.  I'm sick of seeing different versions of him on the website, my iPhone, My Android App, and anything else.  I'm assuming he uses "Just for Men" so he can look younger and more artificial.  Especially when I tap the app on my Android phone and his smug visage appears like he knows a secret or wants to bribe you to hide the fact he's sniffing panties.

Sorry....I tend to rant.  I could go on, but I am a newbie.  :)

OH!!!! And one more thing....EFoods sucks and I'm sick of him selling it.  I also take TURMERIC!!!!  YES...I DO!!!  Not because of Noory, but because of other research.  Ya know what? It works! At least for me.  I mention George and turmeric because I am sick of him screaming it at guest.  Most recently during a show when he shouted "Give her turmeric!...Give her turmeric!."

I'm worked up now.  Damn you George Noory!! ;)
Welcome.  I'm like you.  I used to like Noory.  But, my opinion changed, and I don't care for his hosting anymore.
I also take Turmeric because my naturopath told me to.  It's good for inflammation and building immunity.

ZombiePoppa

Another guest talking about angels tonight, guys! Thank fuck, too, because it's already been a few days since the last guest who talked about angels.

Then on Saturday, good ol' Johnny boy's got the usual doomer porn lined up for us. I bet John's thumb-dick is fully erect at the prospect of selling some more gas masks and MREs to his fucktard fan club.

Ooh, ooh, then on Sunday Dick Hoaxland is back... yet again... to talk about... things... Or beg for money so he and his pig wife can travel the globe on the dime of sleepless morons.

Harmness

I am only posting here to piss off Zircon.

Also because George Noory sucks.

Frys Girl

Quote from: Harmness on August 03, 2012, 05:43:32 PM
I am only posting here to piss off Zircon.

Also because George Noory sucks.
i love you!

coaster

wow. For once Im fucking speechless....from c2c's fb-
Friday night guest, harpist Peter Sterling, shares a video of his wind harp producing music in a crop circle...

I dont even know what to say to this.

McPhallus

Quote from: coaster on August 03, 2012, 09:32:48 PM
wow. For once Im fucking speechless....from c2c's fb-
Friday night guest, harpist Peter Sterling, shares a video of his wind harp producing music in a crop circle...

I dont even know what to say to this.

Of course it's the crop circle producing the noise and not the fact that he's standing in an empty field.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: ShayPI'm assuming he uses "Just for Men" so he can look younger and more artificial.  Especially when I tap the app on my Android phone and his smug visage appears like he knows a secret or wants to bribe you to hide the fact he's sniffing panties.

lol, awesome.

Quote from: ShayP on August 03, 2012, 04:53:15 PM
I'm worked up now.  Damn you George Noory!! ;)

That pretty much sums up how I felt when still listening to the show.

I've tried turmeric, after reading about claimed anti-inflammatory properties - however, when I burped, it tasted like my 1911 edition, 15 Volume collection of the complete works of Jules Verne.

So there's a definite trade off there.   ;)

Morgus

How sickening: Noory just mentioned on the air in the final hour tonight that he has been asked to produce and record an audio CD of his own singing songs...

ziznak


This new age fagotry has reached new heights... it's def the crop circle playing yer harp not the frigging wind we can hear blowing in the background... I can stick a guitar in front of a fan and it will do the same thing does that mean my fan is playing cosmic music???

I'd rather hear the harp than Georgies singing though... for sure.

Quote from: McPhallus on August 03, 2012, 09:38:56 PM
Of course it's the crop circle producing the noise and not the fact that he's standing in an empty field.

I kind of turned off my ears after hearing the phrase “quantum nutrition” from the guest.   ::)

999

Quote from: DangerousBlossom on August 04, 2012, 03:31:32 AM
I kind of turned off my ears after hearing the phrase “quantum nutrition” from the guest.   ::)

LOL

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