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I really think Air[head]ry tries to sound like the late Johnny Carson.  I remember Johnny Carson sounding a lot like this, with extending and over exaggerating s's.

As I said before and believe Airry is possibly a narcissist.  Narcissist copy others quite a bit.  Maybe somewhere along the way Airry may have idolized Carson and decided to pick up his manner of speech.

FYI:  I believe it was said after Carson's death that he and McMahon drank during the show which may be the reason Carson a lot of times seemed to slur.  Remember they always had those cups on the set which I think they were the first talk show to always have them.

i'm listening to the show tonight for the first time in an eternity.  apparently, snoors is doing a show not about folklore, but FORKlore.  marble mouthed ass-hat.

seacrest out.

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on October 14, 2008, 02:30:03 AM
i'm listening to the show tonight for the first time in an eternity.  apparently, snoors is doing a show not about folklore, but FORKlore.  marble mouthed ass-hat.

seacrest out.

Hahahaha. I just imagined a bard walking around singing epic tales about forks.

That'd be one shitty bard.

Commoner: "Ah, we gots a bard 'ere! Well, what'chya sing about, bard?"

Bard: "Forks."

Commoner: "...Eh..right..Anythin' else?"

Bard: "...No, not really. Just..you know, stories about forks."

Sunday October 12th, 2008    

Now I know I don't usually use this particular forum to talk about the other hosts but...

Ian's show on Sunday was very interesting and it was mainly due to the guest Mr. Bloom. This guy was pretty mesmerizing in the way he imparted the information. He made history even more interesting than it already is. This was the best show of Ian's in along time I think. It even allowed me to swallow my bitterness that Mr. Knapp wasn't going to be on. 

The aspect that I really appreciated about Ian with this guest was he was quiet. Ian let the guest speak for long long passages. The guest was so eloquent I couldn't help but hear George interrupting him with his "yeah"s, "of course"s and the annoying "right!".

Very good show. Not as good as Knapp's "Time Monks" though. LOL   

Monday October 13th, 2008


Sigh.

Now this show.

George...was.....particularly.....horrible. This should be used as a 'defense exhibit' in a trial against Noory being allowed to speak in public. George Noory was overly mushmouthed, especially terse, dim, uninformed and just palin...(oops)...I mean plain boring. Listen for yourself.



?...two huge wilefires...?



?...aircraf...?                (aircrafT)



?...agreement on the plan camed after the...?                                (There's the 'd' he left out in wildfires)



?...we'll see wat happens tahmarrow.?                              (Yeahyeah only a day away)



?...or will the average American chooly benefit from this??



?...saying that the mail will be tahssed tout...?                                         (Tossed, Out)



?...you remember that Augus story...?                                    ( T! )



?...outsmats uh outsmarts human intelligence?                            (George outsmatted nightly)



?...is this deja-vu or woonchoojusahn with me??                                (Weren't, You, Just, On)



?...nu nuh she was telling be...?                                   (Be = Me)



?...yeah....they took.....tuh ta tuh tellmeed dub bout dthis word derivatives in the the financial whirl...?        (Tell, Me, About, This)



?...wooda be nice Richard if...?                               (Yes would it not?)



?Let's go back toooooooooowwaahh 1970.?                     (ah the sound of bellbottoms)



?.....wooooahwoooooaoaoooooaaaawhahwwheredaygetit?                        (Where, Did, They, Get, It)



?...and I'm simplifying things here...?        (You ALWAYS simplify things GEORGE. That's the annoying thing about listening to you.)



?...absahluly...?                         (Chooly)



?...and peepa are reacting to wit...?                      (People, To, It)



?...chraffic...?                          (Traffic)



(It's here that George goes into another story how he bothered a celeb in LA. Neil Sadaka was sitting at another table, and George told the waiter to tell Neil that they were going to play ?Breaking up is hard to do? as a bumper......A BUMPER! Gee thanks George. Thanks for playing my age-old song, or at least about 20 or 30 seconds of it on the airwaves. George is so insipid I'm still amazed and equally infuriated at what kind of fool he really appears to be. How can he have such a great gig and be such an idiotic simpleton?)



?...we're gonna take your phone caws for za rest of the zours...?                          (The, Hours)



?...greedy little bachines...?                                    (Machines)



?BUT WHO ARE THE GEEPS GEEKS? US??                       (No George, you would give geeks a bad name)



_________________________________________________________________________
Caller:   ?How far are we away from the Knight Rider car as far as artificial intelligence??
George: ?................................................?
Guest:   ?.....................................................'ahem'..................?
George: ?................................................?
Guest:   ?.....well...I'm not sure......did you say the Knight Rider car??
                                                                                                      (George at his most eloquent.)
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?...this article we were talkin' bout today, workin' peepa read it??                  (Where, Can, People)



?...how far back have you been able to chicken to the ghost-stories??                            (Check, In)



?Oh Jeez.? (gulp)



?Do you have any favorite ghost movies??                               (So a movie died and is now a ghost?)



?In Britain is the Headless Horseman called Ichabod Crane...as it is here??    (Ok now. Here we go. This is sincerely a dumb ass fuck to have said this on international airwaves. I cannnot      believe this fucking idiot. He has been asking the stupidest lamest questions of this veru knowedgable guest for 3 hours and this pops out of his mouth? This is seriously the stupidest question I've ever heard from this shit for brains mushmouth.?

and then...

?Well I tell you what, those stories fascinate me. Ever since I was a kid the Headless Horseman story just captivated me.?
                                                                           (Not enough to actually remember that the Horseman is not called Ichabod!)



_________________________________________________________________________
George: ?You know remember the movie The Omen? What was the dawg in that??
Guest: ?.....uh...I don....?
George (interrupting): ?I think it was a Rottweiler!?
Guest: ?....um....I....?
George (interrupting): ?I think it was! I think it was! I mean tough breed...was a Rottweiler.
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?Chock..luke..sup.? (No idea; this was actually uttered while a caller was talking.)


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George: ?Make sure you're gonna listen on Halloween night there Laurie...?
Caller: ?..............................................?
George: ?..........................cuz you're gonna...get.....some....treats.....there.?
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Smell my feet George.

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on October 07, 2008, 04:22:08 PM
You delicious tramp.  I thought you were being mean. Hehehehehe.  THAT banana is strictly for when you wear your Jane outfit.

I think that "delicious tramp" is one of the SEXIEST endearments  I have ever heard in my LIFE! 

I'm going to bed now - hopefully to have some spectacular dreams.



Phan - sweetie - i know that I could - if i were Sara Palin's daughter - be old enough to be your mother - but DAMN!  That is SEXY!

Use it amd use it OFTEN. 

you've got something goinn' ON there!

                           


$$$ for pure sex appeal.

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QuoteCaller:   ?How far are we away from the Knight Rider car as far as artificial intelligence??
George: ?................................................?
Guest:   ?.....................................................'ahem'..................?
George: ?................................................?
Guest:   ?.....well...I'm not sure......did you say the Knight Rider car??
                                                                                                      (George at his most eloquent.)

Classic Noory. Always equating something serious to a ridiculous outdated television plot or character. Or movies. He does that a lot, I notice. If he really wanted to ask about AI, he should at least reference something that ACTUALLY utilizes AI, like video games. This is one of my biggest problems with ALL the coast hosts. They know jack shit about video games. Except for Ian, who is a little hip to them. But for christ sakes, GET WITH THE PROGRAM. It's 2008, video games aren't just a nerdy subculture anymore. The average gamer is getting older and older. By the time I'm 35, most middle-aged Americans will be gamers. I mean, they just did a story about how 9 out of 10 kids want something video-game related this christmas. THAT INCLUDES GIRLS. So please, quit treating gaming like some underground subculture like it was in the 90's. >.<

Rant off.

....................Hello Dave........................


.......................................What are you doing Dave?


..................................................................................Would you like to play some chess Dave?


................Dave, I can't let you do that......................................................................................


.............................................................Stop Dave................please..........................................


.................................Dave...........let's take some phone calls Dave..........................................


...........Daaaaaaaaa..................vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv....................................................................


.......................Daisy...................................................................Daiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......seeeeee....

Oh my god. The ichibod crane comment was one of the most awkward things I've ever heard. These poor guests. The economy is tough and they just need to press their products/brands so I don't blame them for coming on the show!

No, what had to be the worst was last night.  Snorry asked the financial lady (sorry I can't remember her name) in regards to the what Bush, Chaney, Paulson would do once they leave office.  I couldn't believe he asked the question.  I was embarrassed for him.  This woman must have been thinking what an idiot.

Snorry asked what type of job would they do once they left.  She had to explain to the dummy that these people have lots of money, Paulson probably about 80 million in a Swiss account and that they aren't concerned about working.  She told them these people are content to just use their money in the market and/or use their money through friends to acquire more money.

Now this, in my opinion, had to be the stupidest question Snorry has ever asked.  It was so childlike.

Some ex-presidents continue to work because they are people who honestly have a contribution to make.  I think the Carters work harder now then when they were in the Whitehouse. Many write. Nixon did some really interesting ambassador work (after the dust settled).  Clinton writes and stumps for Hillary. 

We will likely not agree on what contributions were worthy - but they made efforts.

I can't imagine what Dub-yah would have to offer.  Damn - even his father wrote some touching personal memoirs (Consisteing mostly of letters he'd written to his wife over time - I may not think he was a political giant, but this was worth the read. The part that got me most were his reflections on how life had changed after they lost their young daughter - and how much he missed that feminine presence.)

BUT - it isn't about money - and, though I haven't heard the show I see that money was the topic. 

Sheeeeesh!

I love how noory pretends to be so wise and "in the know" about politics and public affairs, but refuses to tell us who he is voting for. Give a sensible reason for whatever your feelings are.... as long as it's not "pedo's rights". it's not like you're going to moderate a debate or something.

I guess it just goes with his alter ego obsession - "you can't know what car I drive either". Snoron.

Quote from: Frys Girl on October 17, 2008, 03:47:23 PM
I guess it just goes with his alter ego obsession - "you can't know what car I drive either". Snoron.

George Noory = Secret Agent Man.

Just like the internet, radio is serious business.

I would bet money that Noory is not a McCain person.

I think he might...MIGHT be for Obama.

But my guess is he's a Ron Paul-ite.

I remember Ron Paul being on Bill Maher and Bill asked him to state what Paul was "for" and what Ron Paul went into was a soliloquy about how the Civil War was "bad".      Bill Maher made a comment like, "So you're against the Civil War...good to know."

Quote from: Meegle on October 17, 2008, 05:26:03 PM

But my guess is he's a Ron Paul-ite.

Here's why I agree. A dude called in and enthusiastically said "we gotta support Ron Paul man, Noory. you know?"

And then there was a famous awkward pause followed by "Cuz you know why? These other guys are lying bla bla..... I know I'm wasting my vote, but we gotta start somewhere!"

Noory did not pause, not for a second. "No Mr.X. That's no way to talk. This is a democracy and you can use your vote however you want. Don't be intimidated."

We understand this sort of work but Snorry didn't.  He thought in terms of them going to a regular 9 to 5.  He asked if Cheney would go back to Haliburton.  Snorry's thinking is they'll be clocking in on a job working for someone else. 

These people who held high positions especially past presidents work in whatever their passions are and not a boss.  Snorry couldn't wrap his pea brain around this.

Here's a brief compilation from 3 different shows from last week. Listened to the show and wow...***yawn***



"...chriggering a stock-market..."


"...for a cuppa years..."


"I SAW THEM I'VE SEEN THEM I STOOD OUT THERE AND SAW
THEM!!!!!!!!!!!"        (George on seeing flying things through goggles)


"...we had 3rd Generation gargles..."


"...well nah nah nah now th uh tha tha tha that's the big question....isn't it?"          (LOL George was taken off guard here by the guest as he wasn't listening.)


___________________________________________________________________________________________
Guest: "Many of the abductees are terrified of clowns and they don't realize why..."

George: "See I don't know where mine came from. I HATE CLOWNS, I can't stand 'em. You know, I don't think     they're funny and, I'm not knockin' the Shriners...I love those guys and those folks who do that, but...I don't like clowns. Now, I don't know, does that mean that I was abducted or something else?
___________________________________________________________________________________________


"Do you specialize primarily in the abduction fruh......uh......phenomenon?"


"It's uh obshession with you..."


"...and the opendess of the people..."


"...things just don't happen....................by......chance...."


"You know one thing I've always said is that there are no such things as coincidences.....things......happen.......for......a reason...whether fate does things or.....this.......this.......KAWZmic energy were going to be tahking about tonight....some would call it Gawd....uh......but I just don't believe in coincidences nah anna think your sayin' the same thing when you say nuthin' happens by chance arn choo?"  ;


"Let's take a call in Los Angelus, Anjrew..Hi Anjrew..."


"Thanks Len, keep in tuhsh..."


Suckitude

George doesn't want to alienate his Shriner audience.

Monday October 20th, 2008



"...ungerunderground enrichment..."


"...skewered fashion celebruh hees..."


"...we gotta huge priza popalation that wistens to the show...all over the country...they're all over the place!"  (Prison)


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"Nexdour we'll be tocking to John Kachuba...yes that's right I didn't sneeze."        (So he's making fun of guests names now?)

Later...

George: "...Less go wes of the Rockies, it's Tim?"
Caller:   "Thanks, longtime listener..."
George (interrupting): "Thanks Tim, go head Timmy."          (I cannot stand it when someone uses the diminutive of my name without asking me first...DRIVES ME CRAZY!)

and later...

George: "Let's go to Rick in in San Antonio, I gotta minute lef Rick, go head Ricky!"           (What's diminutive for George?)
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______________________________________________________________________________
Guest: " I would've seen a little girl on the wall..."
George: "LIKE CLOUDS LOOK LIKE LITTLE PUH PEEEES RIGHT JOHN?!?!?!?!"
______________________________________________________________________________



"Your book Gosehownters..."                    (Actually it's Ghosthunters)



What follows is George being excited about "dowsing".
"I USE FOR DIRECTION AND I DON'T MEAN DIRECTION LIKE ON A MAP I MEAN DIRECTION LIKE FOR LIFE YOU CAN ASK YOURSELF YES OR NO QUESTIONS JOHN YOU CAN ASK IT A QUESTION AND IT'LL ANSWER YES OR NO TO WHAT IS DEEPLY IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS IT'S STILL YOU, IT WAS ALWAYS YOU BUT IT REALLY PULLS IT OUT IT'S AN AMAZING TOOL...I WAS AT A PARTY, YEARS AGO, WHATCHOODO IS, YA KNOW,IT'S, S,S,S,S, SJUST A LIDDA PENJEWLUM, SGOT A LIDDA HEAVY THING AT THE END OF IT KOOBEE JUSABOUT ANYTHING YOU WANT AND YOU PUT YES AND NO UP AND DOWN LIKE YOU WOULD YOUR HEAD, YOU YOU KNOW NOD OR NO! OK? AN YOU JUS PUT YES YES NO NO JUS THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD DO YOUR HEAD AND YOU HOLE THE PENDULUM, IN THE MIDDLE AND THEN YOU TUNE YOURSELF UP, YOU THINK YES THE PENDULUM STARTS TO MOVE UP AND DOWN YOU SAY NO IT GOES ACROSS..ITS SUH SUH MAZING, THEN YOU ASK YOURSELF QUESTIONS! AND THEN IT GOES YOU KNOW EITHER YES OR NO! WELL I BRAT THIS THING TO A PARTY ONCE JOHN, WE WE DID THIS, AND SURE ENOUGH PEEPA WERE JUS HAVIN A GREAT TIME WITH THIS AND THEN ONE GUY HELD IT AND SOMEONE STARTED ASKING HIM VERY PERSONAL QUESTIONS, HIS WIFE WAS THERE HE GOT SO SCARED HE DROPPED THE PENDULUM, HE DINT WANNA DO IT ANYMORE, THE GAME WAS NOT FUNNNY TO HIM ANYMORE SO THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID THERE ABOUT THE DEEP SEATED SUBCONSCIOUS, YA KNOW?         (Uh who's the guest here?)



"...and said that he had seen ghostly apparitions of Roman Centeerians..."                 (I've seen Cylon Centeerians)



"...woodna be great if we could someday have a machine that could somehow illuminate ghosts and we could see them walkin' around?"                                           (How 'bout a machine that illuminates you George?)


Wow, a gleaming example of either how ignorant George is about Ghosts OR how ignorant he thinks his audience is.  The ENTIRE show was without one single interesting question and could very well be transcripted for someone who's  NEVER heard of "ghost hunting". Definitely a show for the non-scientific minded and I can't honestly find what this guest brought to the table that Joshua Warren hasn't. Just a waste of time all around.

Tuesday October 21st, 2008


I gave up early on this one.....surprised I made it as far as I did.




"...launched by the British Intelligence Surfahiss..."              (Service)


"...Chrissun I gotta tell ya..."               (Actually the guest's name is Christian)


"WAAL if you feen feeling..."             (Well)


"...are anxious that thier stawk value..."        (Stock)


"Les stalk about the various calamities that could happen Richard cung cyong cun cue wanna start?"        (brainphart)


"A duck. A duck in water."       (?)


"Cheese!"                       (uh)


"Would they tell us about an impact..............................if it was chrooly a big one?"
(How many licks does it take to get to the center of a....?)

Thursday October 23rd, 2008    


"Mish, it's not comming down is it?"     (Calming)


"...that's eerie, sounds like a spaceship duzn tit?"       (Actually I've never heard a spaceship George...or a tit)


"...she performed like a champ..."       (George uses SO MANY cliched sayings!)


"You know watt I like abow-choo Joseph is you have this comming effect
on us..."                                 (About, You, Calming)


"...I mean what is their biggest concerns?"                      (I think the verb here is a little off)


"...an I gotta tell ya Jusuf..."      (Uh...Joseph)


"...and I hope shwee uh we sure find..."      (Wayne's World! Party Time Excellent!)


"Well next dour Linda Moulton Hower..."                       (HOWE!!!!!)


Guest: "...and I visited a very straight friend of mine, very straight friend..."     
                                                  (Does VERY straight mean homophobic?)



_______________________________________________________________________________
Guest: "The best thing to invest in is anything Green."
George: "..........................................green what?"       (Like Lanterns or the Hulk George......friggin' idiot)
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"Zwatchin' a program before I came in today."      (I, Was, Watching)



"THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM IS HEATING UP JUSUF!"           (JOSEPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


"...Owl prolly jus reach you some stories..."                (I'll, Probably, Just, Read)


"...glowing green humonoid..."                          (Australonooryensis Dumbassopithicus)


"Near the specialregher..."            (no idea)


"...there's a painting that Native Abericans painted hunreds of yeeers ago...legends tock about how..."       


"What an incredibuh story...this one is jus chrooly incredibuh."


"Wanna the most ex tordnary eyewitness sightings of a cow..."


"...and you of courst have researched some incredibuh..."


"Cheese."     (gulp)


"Jeeez."        (gulp)


"juuuhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez."            (hic)


"Course you know the old saying Linda, 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'."         
                                                                        (George gonna git LUCKY with high-strangeness)


"Take care Linda, we'll see ya in cuppa weeks. That's Linda Bolton Howe..."                     (No it isn't!)


Can't wait to hear Whitley!

You've got a very good ear Meegle.
Your transcriptions really do nail the essence of a George Noory show - if one can nail an essence.

I take it that the bits you put between bold lines are the standouts, the doozies, the WTF! numero uno's.
If so, they're well chosen. Scary clowns, little puppies.
Good grief.

QuoteWE WE DID THIS, AND SURE ENOUGH PEEPA WERE JUS HAVIN A GREAT TIME WITH THIS AND THEN ONE GUY HELD IT AND SOMEONE STARTED ASKING HIM VERY PERSONAL QUESTIONS, HIS WIFE WAS THERE HE GOT SO SCARED HE DROPPED THE PENDULUM, HE DINT WANNA DO IT ANYMORE, THE GAME WAS NOT FUNNNY TO HIM ANYMORE SO THERE'S SOMETHING TO BE SAID THERE ABOUT THE DEEP SEATED SUBCONSCIOUS, YA KNOW?         (Uh who's the guest here?)

Note to George:  Yes, dear - we know Whitley Streiber is smarter than you (who isn't?) but PLEASE - do not emulate him as a radio host!

Hi Well-Dressed Ape,

Thanks for the praise. About the dialogue between the lines...

That is the stuff where it's actually a conversation happening. Anything out of the lines are one lined quotes. In the lines is dialogue between 2 or more people and not necessarily the standouts (because whatever I post is a standout to me anyway).

All I have to say is "Paranormal Liasons". LOL.

I loved George's news story about "itching". It was gross to hear him say Itching. GROSS i tell ya. "skin cells and psorasosis". God he stinks. Oh and he had great follow ups - an 8 year old shot himself in the head at a gun expo with an UZI whatever that piece of crap is.

and I think I heard him whisper ron paul after he was talking about the assassination plot against obama. oh and he invented the word supremist because that extra syllable in supremacist is just too hot to handle.

oh oh and i totally reccomend getting the podcast. George talks to himself for a minute or so then goes "huh chad? you there chad?" and you hear the phone ringing b/c chad hung up but george blames it on the hotel chad's at. whatever.

Wow...

Three shows without Noory! I'm in the middle of Ian's and ...eh.
At least I can understand what he's saying. I wish they would replace Noory with one of these guys. I would never miss him. I'm probably in the minority but I'd love it if they replaced Noory with Strieber. I think that'd be pretty cool...having an abductee as the host. Nowhere near Art but lightyears beyong Noory.

One can dream I guess.   

QuoteI'd love it if they replaced Noory with Strieber.

Can you say "Frying Pan to Fire" ?!

They have different weaknesses as hosts - All I can say in WS's defense is he's AWARE of his!

Maybe I've just not heard enough of Whitley.