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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
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Quote from: Camazotz Automat on October 06, 2008, 11:24:08 AM

"So was there a dark side to Tesla?"
"Do you think Tesla was from somewhere else, some other
planet?"
"Did you see that movie that had David Bowie playing the
part of Tesla?  Tommy what was that movie called?  I'll get
that answer for you in a second, Dr. Seifer."

That sounds absolutely right. I'll actually be looking for those questions now.

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on October 06, 2008, 11:24:08 AM

Expect STUPID INEPT RIDICULOUS questions and comments
from George.

"So was there a dark side to Tesla?"
"Do you think Tesla was from somewhere else, some other
planet?"
"Did you see that movie that had David Bowie playing the
part of Tesla?  Tommy what was that movie called?  I'll get
that answer for you in a second, Dr. Seifer."



  I could see a movie question being asked, but do you really think Noory has seen a movie with David Bowie in it, other than possibly
Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence?

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on October 06, 2008, 02:43:07 PM
  I could see a movie question being asked, but do you really
think Noory has seen a movie with David Bowie in it, other
than possibly Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence?

Maybe we will find out tonight... and with any luck, Bowie
will be listening to Coast.  I've sent like 75,000 emails telling
Bowie to call in tonight and talk to George about the Tesla
role, but so far, no reply from the Bowie camp except the
typical "Cease & Desist Stalking" response.

Same crap I got from Christina Applegate.

(And this despite my revealing to her my thumbs are as long
as Tesla's.  What a bitch!)

EvB

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on October 06, 2008, 06:07:21 PM

Same crap I got from Christina Applegate.

(And this despite my revealing to her my thumbs are as long
as Tesla's.  What a bitch!)

Will you settle for a pic?  It's the best I can do.





Quote from: Spikegirl on October 01, 2008, 11:33:43 AM
It got to a point where Dr. Wang also waited a few seconds before responding to the Snoron's innane questions.

This pause is getting to be the norm with all the guests - apart from the ones who just make it all up as they go along. Unfortunately the better guests just have to go along with it & resist the temptation to tell George that he is a prize tit. Maybe if you listen really closely you can hear pained sighs & the sound of foreheads being slapped ... & dignity being swallowed. If I could stomach it I might make a compilation "tape" of those silences. Horrific.

Sorry. My first post. I hope I'll improve.
Meanwhile - thanks for putting this eejit to the sword.

Quote from: Well-Dressed Ape on October 07, 2008, 03:48:46 PM
This pause is getting to be the norm with all the guests - apart from the ones who just make it all up as they go along. Unfortunately the better guests just have to go along with it & resist the temptation to tell George that he is a prize tit. Maybe if you listen really closely you can hear pained sighs & the sound of foreheads being slapped ... & dignity being swallowed. If I could stomach it I might make a compilation "tape" of those silences. Horrific.

Sorry. My first post. I hope I'll improve.
Meanwhile - thanks for putting this eejit to the sword.

Don't worry about it. Here, have a banana...*tossing one of my organic Doles to the Ape in the tux*

EvB

QuoteSorry. My first post. I hope I'll improve.
Meanwhile - thanks for putting this eejit to the sword.

You are welcome here.

Post away.

I did write something more specific - but it got lost i one of those "WARNING - someone has posted while you wrote" warnings and "ALERT! you have a PM" messages. 

You'll learn about those if you are at all active.  They can be a PIA - but have a function - i think.

Now - i haven't slept for a copse of days and as much fun as you all are - i need a nap b4 doing some homework.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Spikegirl

Quote from: Well-Dressed Ape on October 07, 2008, 03:48:46 PM
he is a prize tit.

Haha!  ;D

That got an On The Money! (our rating system-you done good!)


Quote from: Spikegirl on October 07, 2008, 04:10:17 PM
My! Aren't YOU the friendly one!

WHAT?  He's an Ape, and that's coming from my personal stash.  I only have 5 left now.


Quote from: Spikegirl on October 07, 2008, 04:18:02 PM
Baby, I can make anything sound dirty. You should know that by now.

You delicious tramp.  I thought you were being mean. Hehehehehe.  THAT banana is strictly for when you wear your Jane outfit.

Spikegirl

Quote from: PhantasticSanShiSan on October 07, 2008, 04:22:08 PM
You delicious tramp.  I thought you were being mean. Hehehehehe.  THAT banana is strictly for when you wear your Jane outfit.

;D

You're a bad man!


Meegle

Monday October 6th, 2008


"...and that's where alotta people got sick, ramuhber?         (My membory is going)


"...before it started it's rebow..."        (Rebound)



"...in a rock dated dusfive..."        (Five)



"...scientis's buhleave creatures evolevolved using nalungs a n'legs..."         (N'darwin)



"...as we talk about this worldwide fanaynch financial collapse..."                   (Glavin!)



"...it's a financial useletter..."          (Where did the "N" go?)



"JUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!"



"I'm really looking ford tuhthis."             (Forward,To,This)



"...he's doing better than some of these multi-million dollar corborations!"         (Corporations!)



"You're absolooly right..."             (Realluly?)



"Let's get your comments to that Catha. Go ahead Catherine."             (Actually my name is Catheter)



"...we talk about asteroids, we talk about earthquakes, we talk about calabities..."          (Calamities you ijit))



"...talks about our special guest todight..."        (TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



"...heesez zissus the classic...)         (He, Says, This, Is)



"...explains the relationship be wheen the Universe and..."      (BETWEEN GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)



______________________________________________________________________________
Guest:     "I just wanted to say that my name is pronouced Seifer like decipher."
George:  "SEIFER!!!!!!
Guest:     "..."
George:  "Why did they tell me Seefer?
Guest:     "Well that's ok..."
George:  "Yeah that's ok."
Guest:     "..."
George:   "You're in the cypher world...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."
Guest:      "......................................So the Osama story is a very amazing story, this was..."
______________________________________________________________________________



"Beyuh puh mayuh na well protected no doubt."      (...?...)



____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
George: "Uri Geller, a good friend of ours as well, great person, nice to know you two are friends."     (This was after the guest said that he had called Uri for some info. George did not want to be outdone and so retroactively name dropped here.)
--Later--
George: " I met Uri, by the way at a book-signing, I went up and introduced myself to 'em and I wanded to get 'im on what was then a local talk show and I talked him into it and we stayed friends ever since and then a course Coas to Coas is uh ye he he he appears a cuople times a year for us uh uh smatter of fact HE WAS IN ISRAEL DURING THE HEZBOLA SHELLING and a shyell landed not to farm far from him WHEN HE WAS ON THE AIR WITH US well overa cuppa years ago iza iza jus a amazing phonecaw.
Guest: "He's been a tremendous friend of mine, you know someone that I can turn to, so I've been very fortunate with that relationship.
                                            (This is JUST FASCINATING. Who else do you two have in common? I want to know. It's why I tune in actually. I'm anxious to hear more about people that  George goes up and introduces himself to. Like James Gandolfini. Minding his own business and George demands to buy his meal for him. I can't get enough of these stories. I want to know whom George stumbles upon, forces himself upon and subsequently tells anyone that mentions them in the future that they are dear dear friends now. I love it!)
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________


"...we've got this uhbillidy to do this..."      (Ability, Uh-bill-ih-TEE)


"Sure. I been in air a buncha times...)       (In, There, Bunch, Of)


"Do you buhleave in coincidences...........I DON'T!!!"       (never..............knew.............that.......)


"Hey bed Happy Birthday..."        (The person he mentions is not named bed so...no idea here)


"...with the work of Tikola Tesla...)          (After saying nick cola for 2 hours this anomaly pops out of his mouth)


"...his book called 'Tranzending the Light'..."     


"...to observe very small buhviruses and then..."


"...do you think when tongue gust uh had that blast..."        (Tunguska!)


"...MY GAHSH!"   


"Hey Mark, take a moment to tell us wuhwee can get a copy of the book..."        (WHERE!WE!)


"Mazing."            (Uhmazing)


"...beyond the muhnames you've mentioned..."           (Muhmeegle)


"Let's tuck just a but a few minutes to talk about our buddy Uri Geller."


"Jeeeez."


"Oh hey, next up..."         (O, K,)


Nope, no next up...me gone....can only take so much of the this phriggin' phool.

I don't think I'd ever heard a better example of a show where the guest was way more interesting than the questions offered by the host. There were things the guest alluded to that George did not follow up on and instead asked a stupid 'Was it a portal' like question or just went on to a different question or went to a different caller. I KNOW Knapp would've done a more interesting job and possibly even Ian. It was a shame that this guest got stuck with George. Actually it's a shame we are stuck with George.



Holding his nose, the baby is. His midi-chlorian count is off the scale.

Meegle

LOL

Fucking Lucas. Leave it to him to make the Force something tangible instead of being an amorphous thing/field/mindset. Fool = Lucas

FanBoyrantisnowover.......or IS it?

;D

Quote from: Meegle on October 08, 2008, 08:13:41 PM
LOL

Fucking Lucas. Leave it to him to make the Force something tangible instead of being an amorphous thing/field/mindset. Fool = Lucas

FanBoyrantisnowover.......or IS it?

;D

Did you watch South Park tonight?  It tied in well with your rant.

Meegle

Nope. No cable here.

That's what she said.

D'oh!



Meegle

Thursday October 9th, 2008



"...gateway to the wes...


"Next dour, has her ever been a time where we..."           (Hour, There)



"...to push the whirzee conomy to..."         (World's, Economy)



"...but it affiliated with a buhlitical action committee..."



"...her juhluz husband..."                        (I can get very juhluz)



"...now would you be shocked if Elvis was alive?"                (Uh...nah......idiot. Always with the hard hitting probing questions
this one is.)


"I looked at a YouTube video of Elvis singing and....I GATTA tellyuh...it was sad. He bumbled his way around...it was
HORRIBLE and this was before a live audience!"    (WELCOME TO OUR WORLD YOU SAD MOFO!!!!!!)


"NEXT AH THER...............NEXT HOUR FATHER NICHOLAS JOINS US....."       (Ijit)


"...alla sudden a cuppa state trooper cars come by..."


"Remuber the show we did about the walwus was Paul?"         


"...and their abaleavailability...."      (Gosh, it's so sad how he bumbles before a live audience)


"....a window, buhleebed by some to contain an image of the Virgin Mary..."             (......so sad.....)


"...in a moment, Doctor fafafafuhfaFather Nicholas joins us..."                (.....so.....so....sad.....)


"...Father Grewer welcome back..."        (It's actually Gruner.....so sad....)


"...that was an incredibuh statement that came outta the Vatican..."


____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Guest: "...in fact they would suffer greatly. Jacinta's mother didn't believe her and asked her to admit that she was lying to their priest..."

                   LATER

George: "...so when this happened did people believe her?"                                (Uh)
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________



"..people have speculated Father that it could be yuclear annihilation..."          (And I thought Newclur was a bad pronunciation.)


"IT'S GOT TO BE BAD RIGHT?"            (On the 3rd Fatima secret otherwise known as a Chicken Little magnet)



"...absaloowoodja give people the number..."            (Absolutely, Would, You)



"Did Lucia go the the grave upset that it was never ruh ruh ruh ruhrevealed..or released?"               (Row K Rorge!)    (Jetsons reference...for the cheap seats)


____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
George: "Is it ta tuh............................Is it time for a uh another visitation?"
Guest: "..."
George: ".....from the uh.....the.....uh.......the Blessed uh.......Virgin Mary?"
Guest: "..........................................................I think that in other places...."                    (The eloquence!)
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________



____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
George: "What does the Pope think of you?"
Guest: "Well the only reference to me that I've heard he's made is that I'm a very serious person."
George: "BUT YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE!!!!"
Guest: ".........................................................................."
George: "But uh............................................................."
Guest: ".........................................................................."
George: "............................................does he like you?"                                (I'm paying to listen to this folks.)
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________



"Jeez."                                 (BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!)


"...Tom from Massachuzzetts..."


"Inch resting."                    (Very)


"Was like she was under house arres."             (Zetactly Rorge)


Guest: "...and of course the sin of homosexuality..."                  (I'm Barack McCain, and I approve this message)



I do have to give it to George for saying that even though neither he nor the Guest would "agree" with the same sex lifestyle that they don't have the right to "cast stones." It's funny; having gone to Catholic school for 13 years and subsequently not be a practicing anything right now, I'm often reminded in how mired in the judgements of the past my Catholic roots are. I was always taught that 'God is Love' and this priest said that 'homosexuality is against God' I couldn't help but try to apply logic to those ideas and you know what? Logic doesn't seem to have a place in religion. Duh I guess. Having dated women and men in my life (and currently with a woman) nobody can convince me that I didn't love (at some point) all of them. I really don't want to open a Pandora's box here....just letting my fingers say what I feel in the moment. I hope I haven't just called all the haters to me.

Anyway....adieu4now

EvB

QuoteI haven't just called all the haters to me.


Not from this quarter.  I think sexuality is a continuum, in which a relatively small % is absolutely hereto or homo sexual.  It seems as if the majority are hereto - and it would make sense to the survival of the species that a larger # would fall on the bi-leaning-to-hetero end of the spectrum.  But social constraints  make that difficult to measure.

Still - my purely imaginative evaluation of it all is that - well - they SAY about 10% of the population is homosexual.  So, if we presume (though i don't think this is truly measurable) that the 10% is PURELY homosexual (IE: the opposite sex is not an attraction at all) then i would guess that maybe 10% - or perhaps 20 - 25% given evolutionary issues - are purely heterosexual.

I just made most of that up - but it seems like an interesting idea at the moment.


Meegle

Friday October 10th, 2008


"The Dow suffered it's worse week in history..."                   (worsT)


"Jeee hu heeeeez"


"Hominy of these UFO case are fake?"


_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Guest: "You want to place the mirror high enough so that the people cannot see their own reflection-"
George (interrupting): "And you know the old saying..........mirror mirror on the wall........................."
Guest: "..................................................well.....that's right........................"                                                          (Fucking simpleton; it's actually dialogue NOT a saying dumbass)
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________



"Well hop bop bop people bring Quija boards to party's?           
                                                                (The glass is moving...........I............D..............I...................O........................T..........)


"I don't want to take responsibility for people opening up these evil portals!"                  (..............N..............A................T.....................A..........................S.................)


"Well were worth Joshua Warren, Joshua tell me...."            (Is that better than gold? George meant to say 'We're with Joshua')


"Josha we gatta take this quick break"          (joshUa)


"You may be ruh let's get to the phones!"      (Right)


(Why is George SO adamant to get to the phones all of time? Who cares? I want to hear an interview not some hick's experience from 30 years ago.)


_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
George: "Any other questions for Josha Leann?
Caller: "Well yeah...............and they give you the meds, and they wanted to give me a stint, and you know how they......and I had to stay the night...."       (Ugh)
_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________


"Josha my little granddaughter Ari is going on her first prom with a boy named Ben tomorrow..."
                                       (FASCINATING! LET'S GO TO THE PHONES! HANK IN PODUNK, BFE YOU'RE ON!!!)

:P

EvB

I usually just skip Friday  -- but this I gotta hear.  Booting up Streamlink now.

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