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Midnight In The Desert

Started by Falkie2013, December 12, 2015, 01:13:40 AM


stephber

Quote from: psycheinaboat on December 22, 2015, 11:58:18 PM
Snory is more boring than Heather.  Maybe I'll skip out to listen to Alex Jones blather.

Has he stated peddling Arctic Chaga as well?


psycheinaboat

Quote from: Woks Wong on December 22, 2015, 11:58:33 PM
"His eyes were powered by the moon."   As medical capacity type, I say this is not possible.

How would one know his eyes were moon powered?  Maybe he meant they were shining in the moonlight?

SciFiAuthor

Ha, our resident Avon dealer got in a Bellgab plug on his commercial. Love it.

pate

Are they still broadcasting on ShortWave?  I still need to build that SW antenna so I can listen in bed...

Sean92008

Quote from: Value Of Pi on December 22, 2015, 11:57:26 PM
You know, my friend, there are two kinds of people in the world, people who believe that the proverbial tree makes a noise and people who don't. You are my kind of guy. But don't take that the wrong way, please.

It's SCIENCE that inspires my answer!

And no, I wouldn't dare take that the wrong way.  Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Ciardelo

Quote from: Woks Wong on December 22, 2015, 11:58:33 PM
"His eyes were powered by the moon."   As medical capacity type, I say this is not possible.
You are carrying that clipboard authoritatively, I gotta go with your opinion.

Donald Noory

Avon man bellgabber is Falkie, he was at my front door earlier

Zzzzillion

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2015, 11:51:29 PM
The last caller:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

I've met Caitlin. She is exactly that stupid.

My wife knew her in the pageant world. Wife went on to the medical field ... Caitlin went on to look pretty and sound stupid. Still doing it, and from what I hear it's paying well.

psycheinaboat

Quote from: stephber on December 22, 2015, 11:59:56 PM
Has he stated peddling Arctic Chaga as well?

Jones?  My fav herbal nonsense he is currently peddling is called Child Ease or something.  Because kids are being polluted by fast food and vidya games (mind control) he wants you to pump them full of his witches brew instead.

Rix Gins

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on December 23, 2015, 12:00:33 AM
Ha, our resident Avon dealer got in a Bellgab plug on his commercial. Love it.

Yeah, he said he was gonna be an advertiser in last nights post.






Catsmile

Quote from: stephber on December 23, 2015, 12:00:27 AM
OK, whoever that was, please step forward.

Can't nao!
... Making eyecreammm!1!1



Sean92008

Quote from: Zzzzillion on December 23, 2015, 12:01:36 AM
I've met Caitlin. She is exactly that stupid.

My wife knew her in the pageant world. Wife went on to the medical field ... Caitlin went on to look pretty and sound stupid. Still doing it, and from what I hear it's paying well.

That must mean one of three things:  1)  Trophy wife; 2) Prostitute; 3) Weather girl for the local ABC affiliate.


Woks Wong

Once, under very strict medical rave conditions surrounded by many researchers and m.d's, I took LSD, as did my brother Dr. Watt B. Wong, and I met a talking bear that lived with rabbits.  May be I should tell Heather.  It's validated under quantitative measurements.

trostol

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 22, 2015, 11:51:29 PM
The last caller:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

even worse when you read it

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future [for our children]

Value Of Pi

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 23, 2015, 12:01:13 AM
You are carrying that clipboard authoritatively, I gotta go with your opinion.

That takes a lot of practice.

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Woks Wong on December 23, 2015, 12:06:07 AM
Once, under very strict medical rave conditions surrounded by many researchers and m.d's, I took LSD, as did my brother Dr. Watt B. Wong, and I met a talking bear that lived with rabbits.  May be I should tell Heather.  It's validated under quantitative measurements.

Dude I gotta say, your posts crack me up.

Catsmile

Ever heard "Don't poke the bear!" caller?

norland2424

Quote from: trostol on December 23, 2015, 12:06:09 AM
even worse when you read it

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future [for our children]

i bet shes a good fuck tho




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