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Quote from: chefist on July 30, 2015, 05:38:17 PM
Just had a vasectomy...not as bad as people say...   Red wine is my only pain med!

Yeesh. Call me old-fashioned, but nobody is getting near my rig with razor sharp, stainless steel instruments.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on July 31, 2015, 06:54:01 AM

Even now, MV's change-avatar finger grows itchy.

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 31, 2015, 07:25:32 AM
Even now, MV's change-avatar finger grows itchy.

Oh, yeah.  Although I'm not sure it's alluring enough for MV.

I wonder what happens if you dream about eating cheese?

Quote from: BobGrau on July 31, 2015, 11:08:57 AM
I wonder what happens if you dream about eating cheese?

You put weight on and overlay.

Quote from: BobGrau on July 31, 2015, 11:08:57 AM
I wonder what happens if you dream about eating cheese?

If you're the one eating the cheese, it's a good thing.


Detailed dream interpretation... (copied and pasted from auntyflo.com)

Cheese represents happiness in your love life. It is one of life’s simplest pleasures. When paired with a great wine or even a simple cracker, it can be an extremely satisfying and fulfilling snack. If you are enjoying the cheese in your dream, it is representative of this happiness and fulfillment. Your dream may even be suggesting that you try to return to the simpler things in life to get your life to its most enjoyable state.

If a mouse or vermin is eating cheese then this can show that things are not what they seem. A rodent indicates theft or a sneaky or untrue personality, so if a mouse is in possession of something manmade like cheese, it represents someone close to you who is sneaky or deceptive.

To dream that you see the production of cheese or that you participate in the making of cheese signifies that you either have an inflated opinion of yourself or of someone else. You have given yourself the ability to create happiness, which means you think far too highly of yourself in this dream.

If the cheese is ripe, smelly or moldy, this may indicate social awkwardness. A dream of mild or processed cheese indicates a need for a change. A dream involving an extremely rich, sharp, or expensive cheese, on the other hand, indicates success.

A dream involving cheese can vary greatly according to the small details. To dream of soft cheese (such as brie or any other cheese that can be spread) may express a desire to be more dominant in some situation or relationship. The cheese is not solid, just as some of your relationships may not feel very solid or stable. A big lump of cheese in your dream also represents influence and power. The term “the big cheese” is important here; your leadership skills and abilities are being called to attention in your dreams.

To have a dream about macaroni cheese indicates a return to childhood. Cheese and cracker snack packs and grilled cheese sandwiches may represent the same things. This is another call to return to the simpler things in life.

To dream that you are cooking with cheese (such as cheese on toast) means there is a danger of losing money through gambling. Dreaming of stilton indicates that you need to be more careful in expressing your views to others. Any type of dry cheese indicates it is time to take things easy.

This dream is in association with the following scenarios in your life…

Financial success or job promotions.
Enrichment and diversity or life fulfillment.
Life stages and transition into adulthood or maturity.
Newfound happiness.
A return to the simpler things in life.

Feelings that you may have encountered during a dream of cheese…
Happy. Fulfilled. Satisfied. Hungry. Rich. Wanting. Needy. Desirous. Successful. Awkward. Confident. Arrogant. In control. Flexible. Versatile.

Quote from: ASC on July 31, 2015, 11:24:27 AM
If you're the one eating the cheese, it's a good thing.


Detailed dream interpretation... (copied and pasted from auntyflo.com)

Cheese represents happiness in your love life. It is one of life’s simplest pleasures. When paired with a great wine or even a simple cracker, it can be an extremely satisfying and fulfilling snack. If you are enjoying the cheese in your dream, it is representative of this happiness and fulfillment. Your dream may even be suggesting that you try to return to the simpler things in life to get your life to its most enjoyable state.

If a mouse or vermin is eating cheese then this can show that things are not what they seem. A rodent indicates theft or a sneaky or untrue personality, so if a mouse is in possession of something manmade like cheese, it represents someone close to you who is sneaky or deceptive.

To dream that you see the production of cheese or that you participate in the making of cheese signifies that you either have an inflated opinion of yourself or of someone else. You have given yourself the ability to create happiness, which means you think far too highly of yourself in this dream.

If the cheese is ripe, smelly or moldy, this may indicate social awkwardness. A dream of mild or processed cheese indicates a need for a change. A dream involving an extremely rich, sharp, or expensive cheese, on the other hand, indicates success.

A dream involving cheese can vary greatly according to the small details. To dream of soft cheese (such as brie or any other cheese that can be spread) may express a desire to be more dominant in some situation or relationship. The cheese is not solid, just as some of your relationships may not feel very solid or stable. A big lump of cheese in your dream also represents influence and power. The term “the big cheese” is important here; your leadership skills and abilities are being called to attention in your dreams.

To have a dream about macaroni cheese indicates a return to childhood. Cheese and cracker snack packs and grilled cheese sandwiches may represent the same things. This is another call to return to the simpler things in life.

To dream that you are cooking with cheese (such as cheese on toast) means there is a danger of losing money through gambling. Dreaming of stilton indicates that you need to be more careful in expressing your views to others. Any type of dry cheese indicates it is time to take things easy.

This dream is in association with the following scenarios in your life…

Financial success or job promotions.
Enrichment and diversity or life fulfillment.
Life stages and transition into adulthood or maturity.
Newfound happiness.
A return to the simpler things in life.

Feelings that you may have encountered during a dream of cheese…
Happy. Fulfilled. Satisfied. Hungry. Rich. Wanting. Needy. Desirous. Successful. Awkward. Confident. Arrogant. In control. Flexible. Versatile.

Heh. I more meant "would it give you nightmares when you wake up" sort of thing, but it's all good.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 31, 2015, 11:16:32 AM
You put weight on and overlay.

How dare you etc. This gentleman is never overlaid.

My first generated meme image

One of those detached punchlines that wander through my mind which I doubt I'll ever be able to grow a context for: ebola in my shoe.

Dedicated to my bro that just got some good news


http://youtu.be/MYcqToQzzGY

Oops.  :


http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/01/bullet-bounces-off-armadillo-texas?CMP=twt_gu


The little dude has one awesome shield.

Armadillo is a great totem (spirit animal) too.

http://www.happywishingwell.com/madamhelga/armadillo.html

Quote from: b_dubb on August 01, 2015, 07:01:25 AM
Dedicated to my bro that just got some good news


http://youtu.be/MYcqToQzzGY

congratulations to your Bro! Good job! (?)

This picture is why the internet was invented.

Visited my parents today. Sneaked into father's study (it is so unlike "the Beaver's" dad's sanctuary) and absconded with his cigar lighter.

It will manifest later, after he rips the house apart searching for it. 

But with a difference. The one that reappears will be full of fuel, though the exterior will appear equally scuffed and wheel-worn as the near empty one I stole.

While but a cheap BIC lighter, it will earn legendary status as time goes by, as the perpetually replenishing flame.

Have to keep the old man on his toes. 

I have a bagful of the goddamn blue things.


"Every family loves differently. Every love is unique."

- Dr. Hannibal Lecter from Hannibal.

This douche for PUSA?

Quote from: b_dubb on August 02, 2015, 07:07:28 AM
This douche for PUSA?

he doesnt have a jet black toupee and matching mooshestashe

I started a facebook thing a couple or so weeks back. Yeah so, I had the facebook gods delete it.
I quickly tired of knowing what my friends think they think they know. Thanks for making me hate the internet. 

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 02, 2015, 08:40:03 PM
I started a facebook thing a couple or so weeks back. Yeah so, I had the facebook gods delete it.
I quickly tired of knowing what my friends think they think they know. Thanks for making me hate the internet.

One of my few exposures to Facebook was like being trapped in a tea party with my sisters when they were teenagers, without any cookies.

http://travelertips.org/tips/red-eye-flight-advantages/1395/

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on July 30, 2015, 08:03:28 PM
my currently perved brain devised several design changes for this product that would not only preserve its intended use, but add several other uses. these other uses would include:  self-defense, pregnancy testing, dog whistle and adult sex toy. several color schemes to choose from (including camo). each order would include one free set of splash guards for shoes, a generous supply of buddy-clean wipes and buddy-wash solution (YES! the pee buddy is now reusable!). *buddy-lube optional. 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFjFrAGcBbI

Poo Buddy was a complete stinker.

Since supporters of Art's show get to call themselves Time Travellers, does that I mean if I send MV a donation for BellGab that I call myself a Jizm Satchel?

Quote from: analog kid on August 03, 2015, 07:26:24 AM

Actually that's a pic of the septic tank at my Uncle Floyd's being drained

today i arrived at the office, opened the coffee maker to pour in some water, and out crawled a cockroach.  time for a new coffee machine.

this should be random and stupid enough for all of you.

Quote from: MV on August 03, 2015, 11:54:39 AM
today i arrived at the office, opened the coffee maker to pour in some water, and out crawled a cockroach.  time for a new coffee machine.

this should be random and stupid enough for all of you.

I think this belongs in the Falkie thread. Reported.