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If I have to depend on my loser neighbors to survive the great Planet X upheaval, I'm doomed.  But at least there's comfort knowing they're gonna get screwed too.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 29, 2015, 03:56:27 AM
Deluded guest is sad the world is full of selfishness and dreams of the day Planet X comes and kills all the bad people.

Right.  He's like a Philip K. Dick character.


You have a real ear for humanity, GFP.

I envy you.

It's too bad you aren't the host of the program.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 29, 2015, 03:50:38 AM
This guy makes Steve Quayle sound sane.

Whoa . . . hold on now.

Let's just say he makes Steve Quayle sound like they could let him loose into the break room for awhile.

Quote from: goldendeal on January 28, 2015, 12:18:29 AM
Jorch's favorite up and coming artist....(and wig designer)


http://youtu.be/kExDqgW2f1Q

Thanks,Now this is gonna be in my head all day!!!

Sure the guest (Gianninoto) was a bit out there, but I have to say his response to the caller from Japan was one of the nicest, most sincere, understanding, heart-warming  and encouraging response I think I've ever heard on C2C towards a caller who really needed some encouragement. 

Quote from: AstroBuzz on January 29, 2015, 03:57:34 AM
George managed to insult hermaphrodites tonight. They can't help it if they were born that way George... Geez man!

Of course right one cue, Noory undermines it all by giggling and saying "I hope not" at just the thought of somebody being born differently than him.

As for Steven Quayle, he would have probably blame the caller from Japan for all the worlds problems.

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on January 29, 2015, 01:34:21 AM
George tripped while he was carrying his cue card file box, actually just a small recipe box, a few years ago.  With his demanding schedule of show prep, he's never had time to re-organize it into proper categories.


Get ready for him to ask about ham and cheese sandwiches.

So much this! I laughed so hard when I read this! It's so true!

Quote from: zeebo on January 29, 2015, 03:22:13 AM
Was that caller just speaking Zeta?  Wtf was that, I thought I fell through a portal.

shit, i missed all the calls i fell asleep!

Once again, the crew of the Enterprise saves the universe - this time from one of George Noory's Submerging Artists.


Captain Kirk deals with a strange alien culture

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Before Jorch became a great crooner (smirk) in the tradition of Bing Crosby and Pat Boone, he was in a metal band. He thought he was being edgy and rebellious, but didn't realize just how cheesy he was.

Just looked on the coast site, no listing for upcoming shows beyond Friday and Hosts only seems to list Noorch.  No longer have access to insider account.  Might we be seeing a lineup change or something?  Is Jimmy Spermch gonna do a show now?  Judging by the posts here, the show still continues to spiral downward?

Quote from: laserjock on January 29, 2015, 03:08:19 PM
...Judging by the posts here, the show still continues to spiral downward?

It's finally crossed the event horizon and there is no escape now as we spiral down to the singularity of suckage.

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on January 29, 2015, 01:50:33 PM
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Before Jorch became a great crooner (smirk) in the tradition of Bing Crosby and Pat Boone, he was in a metal band. He thought he was being edgy and rebellious, but didn't realize just how cheesy he was.

http://bellgab.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3.0;attach=26178;image




Let's think of a few names for that metal band, Jorch Einstein.


How about:




Big-Hair Beelzebubs



George Noory and the Mean Babies from Hell



Clowns n' Demons



Sticks -- (they couldn't use "Styx" because of the copyright, so George came up with what he called "a deshent alternative.")



Burned Esophagus



George Noory and the Fartbreakers



The Ouija Board Refugees



Scary Mutilations -- (trying to get into Linda Molding Cow's pants one last time)



George Noory and the Portal Potties



and, my favorite:



Blackwig

Quote from: laserjock on January 29, 2015, 03:08:19 PM
Just looked on the coast site, no listing for upcoming shows beyond Friday and Hosts only seems to list Noorch.  No longer have access to insider account.  Might we be seeing a lineup change or something?  Is Jimmy Spermch gonna do a show now?  Judging by the posts here, the show still continues to spiral downward?

On twitter, Mike Bara says he'll be on on Saturday with Jimmy Church. My bedside radio is in danger again.

Quote from: expat on January 29, 2015, 04:03:11 PM
On twitter, Mike Bara says he'll be on on Saturday with Jimmy Church. My bedside radio is in danger again.

bara makes hoaxland seem respectable... and quayle intelligent

Quote from: laserjock on January 29, 2015, 03:08:19 PM
Just looked on the coast site, no listing for upcoming shows beyond Friday

thats normal, since the c2cam website doesn't update the schedule for upcoming shows for the next week until Thursday evenings usually.
so check back there later tonite - most likely Jimmy Church will be listed as the Sat night guest host for this weekend and Noory will host Sunday night since its his first Sunday of the month slot with his submerging artists...

All right!

My cowgirl's on tonight!

Everything's gonna be all right!

That monotone dread will bring us some fright!

And George will be drooling out of sight!

the only hosts listed under the "hosts" drop down are snooron and knapp.
no schrader, syrett,willis or garr.

Quote from: wr250 on January 29, 2015, 04:22:41 PM
the only hosts listed under the "hosts" drop down are snooron and knapp.
no schrader, syrett,willis or garr.

yeah the newer "guest" hosts don't rate as regular hosts...
only Noory and Knapp have regular scheduled nights each month, the others seem to rotate and new ones come in and out too including now Church?

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 29, 2015, 03:39:48 PM
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Let's think of a few names for that metal band, Jorch Einstein.


How about:




Big-Hair Beelzebubs



George Noory and the Mean Babies from Hell



Clowns n' Demons



Sticks -- (they couldn't use "Styx" because of the copyright, so George came up with what he called "a deshent alternative.")



Burned Esophagus



George Noory and the Fartbreakers



The Ouija Board Refugees



Scary Mutilations -- (trying to get into Linda Molding Cow's pants one last time)



George Noory and the Portal Potties



and, my favorite:



Blackwig

Nice ones. Heh heh.
I came up with these:
Pumped 4 Tommy
Jorch & The Vaksheen Haterz
Jorch & The Portal Angels
Jorch & The Flat Earthers
Jorch & The Science-Haterz
Jorch & The Piping Hot Pizza Rollerz
Jorch & The No-Coincidinks

Quote from: Major Ed Damien on January 29, 2015, 04:22:31 PM
All right!

My cowgirl's on tonight!

Everything's gonna be all right!

That monotone dread will bring us some fright!

And George will be drooling out of sight!

Nice!

Quote from: expat on January 29, 2015, 04:03:11 PM
On twitter, Mike Bara says he'll be on on Saturday with Jimmy Church. My bedside radio is in danger again.

A-lot of the DMRN crowd hate Bara. But, for the opposite reason. I guess he play's the skeptic on some reality-show.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos#!/19798/64269/Trailer-Beyond-Belief

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on January 29, 2015, 04:26:48 PM
Nice ones. Heh heh.
I came up with these:
Pumped 4 Tommy
Jorch & The Vaksheen Haterz
Jorch & The Portal Angels
Jorch & The Flat Earthers
Jorch & The Science-Haterz
Jorch & The Piping Hot Pizza Rollerz
Jorch & The No-Coincidinks

Hahahaha

We're in the dark zone now:



Stink Angel


More Dead Kids


The Big Bang Confusion


Kid George and the Tortured Pets


Led Brains


The Buggering Clowns


Rest Stop Nighthawk

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on January 29, 2015, 04:26:48 PM
Nice ones. Heh heh.
I came up with these:
Pumped 4 Tommy
Jorch & The Vaksheen Haterz
Jorch & The Portal Angels
Jorch & The Flat Earthers
Jorch & The Science-Haterz
Jorch & The Piping Hot Pizza Rollerz
Jorch & The No-Coincidinks

Nobody could read "Pumped 4 Tommy" and not burst out laughing.

Quote from: expat on January 29, 2015, 04:03:11 PM
On twitter, Mike Bara says he'll be on on Saturday with Jimmy Church. My bedside radio is in danger again.

I feared for the well-being of your radio while Gianninoto was in full imbecile flood about Planet X hiding behind the sun, ow whatever it is exactly he claims.
Joorch must be the only person who could make Gianninoto sound Japanese.


Quite absurdly, Gianninoto suggested that The Queen, knowing that England (just England apparently, no concern for the rest of her kingdom) would be inundated and disappear beneath the waves, has repeatedly asked Obama if she can move to the States and bring her wealth with her. Obama has steadfastly refused. Erm, Canada, anyone?

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on January 29, 2015, 04:26:48 PM
Nice ones. Heh heh.
I came up with these:
Pumped 4 Tommy
Jorch & The Vaksheen Haterz
Jorch & The Portal Angels
Jorch & The Flat Earthers
Jorch & The Science-Haterz
Jorch & The Piping Hot Pizza Rollerz
Jorch & The No-Coincidinks

jorch nooretty and the artbtreakers

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on January 29, 2015, 05:33:32 PM

I feared for the well-being of your radio while Gianninoto was in full imbecile flood about Planet X hiding behind the sun, ow whatever it is exactly he claims.
Joorch must be the only person who could make Gianninoto sound Japanese.


Quite absurdly, Gianninoto suggested that The Queen, knowing that England (just England apparently, no concern for the rest of her kingdom) would be inundated and disappear beneath the waves, has repeatedly asked Obama if she can move to the States and bring her wealth with her. Obama has steadfastly refused. Erm, Canada, anyone?

I've got to listen to his whole interview again.  His run-on sentences were a marvel.

I wish he'd elaborated on the Nancy Leider kook's grumpiness.

If "Coast-to-Coast AM" would replace the bumbler Noory with Gianninoto and his prophecies -- there'd be a cult following for that show which would make Art Bell as forgettable as Steve Urkel.

Oops.  Did I go too far?

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on January 29, 2015, 04:26:48 PM
Nice ones. Heh heh.
I came up with these:
Pumped 4 Tommy
Jorch & The Vaksheen Haterz
Jorch & The Portal Angels
Jorch & The Flat Earthers
Jorch & The Science-Haterz
Jorch & The Piping Hot Pizza Rollerz
Jorch & The No-Coincidinks

I'll add:

The Psychic Vampires
CARNIVORA

Quote from: WildCard on January 29, 2015, 04:59:15 PM
A-lot of the DMRN crowd hate Bara. But, for the opposite reason. I guess he play's the skeptic on some reality-show.

That would be Uncovering Aliens. Mythbusters meets Ancient Aliens.

Episodes shot: 4
Aliens uncovered: zero

The most adorable sequence was when they were oohing and aahing over a ring binder containing the Majestic-12 stuff. Instead of standing around in a breezy airplane hangar they could have stayed home and pulled up http://majesticdocuments.com/

Quote from: 21st Century Man on January 29, 2015, 06:02:02 PM
I'll add The Psychic Vampires.

Dang.  I hate not thinking of that one.



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