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Quote from: WildCard on November 24, 2014, 02:26:44 PM
Who gives a fuck?!  Besides you, I mean.

I almost give half of one.
Thanks for asking about the rest of us, though.
May you be blessed with a cookie for your thoughtfulness today!

Quote from: Bart Ell on November 24, 2014, 02:30:17 PM
I almost give half of one.
Thanks for asking about the rest of us, though.
May you be blessed with a cookie for your thoughtfulness today!

I don't ask because I don't care.


That's a lie. Falkie amuses me. That's NOT a compliment! DPS amuses me. I have low-standards.

Quote from: WildCard on November 24, 2014, 02:04:26 PM
I do know I'm tired the DPS and Falkie soap-opera reality-show or whatever the fuck it is.

I think they include it to motivate you to upgrade from basic cable programming.

Quote from: b_dubb on November 24, 2014, 08:49:20 AM
Some of us think Falkie has a mental illness of some sort and that making fun of him constantly is borderline evil.  George Noory seems to have full command of his faculties - hard to believe I know - and he's just really really bad at his job.  Coast might be a better show if Tommy and George switched jobs.  MIGHT.

Falkie has been gone for like 6 months.


If George was gone for 6 months, we would probably stop making fun of him too.  (well...I wouldn't.   But George isn't a an Aspie, just a drunk).


Look, I don't need to defend him, but he's pathetic, and so is the over the top gang bangs you guys have for him.  It's one thing to mention the guy in passing or something, but you guys are downright obsessive.

No one is more disappointed that this thread has returned to active status than I.

Quote from: b_dubb on November 24, 2014, 08:24:01 PM
No one is more disappointed that this thread has returned to active status than I.

White people problems.

Quote from: MV on November 24, 2014, 08:26:51 PM
White people problems.

i watch his YT videos. why? same reason i visit bellgab. same reason i have listened to the various webcasts of this forum.
jokes and parody i do understand. i don't understand why he is viewed as some lump of dirt that needs to be pissed on. except for hate's sake?
i think with a little gobs of image management, he could be a YT comic rock star.

however....
the first time his balls dangle out of those baggy shorts while he has his leg up on a chair.... in full center camera view of his groin..... it's game over baby. 

Quote from: Bart Ell on November 24, 2014, 08:42:14 PM

Snot heil!  Snot heil!  Snot heil!

Today I registered for an account on his forum, theguyfrompittsburgh.boardhost.com. I'm hoping to become member number 10 and to be immediately granted moderator status. Wish me luck.

Quote from: MV on November 25, 2014, 12:27:52 AM
Today I registered for an account on his forum, theguyfrompittsburgh.boardhost.com. I'm hoping to become member number 10 and to be immediately granted moderator status. Wish me luck.

yes but did you register as "MV" ?

Quote from: wr250 on November 25, 2014, 05:51:08 AM

yes but did you register as "MV" ?

Jazmvnda

Quote from: DanTSX on November 25, 2014, 07:21:39 AM

Jazmvnda

When I successfully deliver MV's baby that will be its name.

It was also my name in ancient Roman times.

Quote from: MV on November 25, 2014, 12:27:52 AM
Today I registered for an account on his forum, theguyfrompittsburgh.boardhost.com. I'm hoping to become member number 10 and to be immediately granted moderator status. Wish me luck.

Traitor.
The dick who runs this place is gonna be pissed and will ban you for going over there.
He's petty and insecure like that.

Quote from: MV on November 25, 2014, 12:27:52 AM
Today I registered for an account on his forum, theguyfrompittsburgh.boardhost.com. I'm hoping to become member number 10 and to be immediately granted moderator status. Wish me luck.

Be brave Micheal. Gird those manly loins of yours, deep breaths and a robust and chiseled chin. You can do it man!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on November 25, 2014, 12:29:54 PM

Be brave Micheal. Gird those manly loins of yours, deep breaths and a robust and chiseled chin. You can do it man!

Someone should join his forum with the handle: "Don't hit me."

Quote from: Marc.Knight on November 25, 2014, 12:34:01 PM



Someone should join his forum with the handle: "Don't hit me."

Falkie won't hit a bloke; women only. He's a big softy that way.

http://youtu.be/pSXnqW9_9FY

Is there a problem with the sound for the first 2 minutes of this clip?

What happened to Falkie's leg and was BellGab somehow to blame?

I told MV to put up signs when he was cleaning up with the jizz mop.

hahahaha, saw bart's GIF screen grab there...

fucking guy is winded.

Not for nuthin and I'm not trying to kick a guy whilst he's down but in all fairness he does have my name listed as a criminal mastermind splashed all over his site so I guess I have the right to say this.

When Falkie lifts his leg onto the chair you can visibly see what I can only describe as a cum stain on his shorts.

Quote from: jazmunda on November 25, 2014, 04:37:04 PM
cum stain

Quote from: MV on November 25, 2014, 04:33:21 PM
fucking guy is winded.

It's all that rock and/or roll

Quote from: Bart Ell on November 25, 2014, 05:59:45 PM

Well it could be ranch sauce otherwise known as fat peoples cum stains.

Quote from: jazmunda on November 25, 2014, 04:37:04 PM
Not for nuthin and I'm not trying to kick a guy whilst he's down but in all fairness he does have my name listed as a criminal mastermind splashed all over his site so I guess I have the right to say this.

When Falkie lifts his leg onto the chair you can visibly see what I can only describe as a cum stain on his shorts.

Damning evidence.

Quote from: Bart Ell on November 25, 2014, 06:00:59 PM
It's all that rock and/or roll

Or all the spankity, spankity, spankity.  Look his left hand is in sync for the milk pump.  You know, in case his idol, Jizzmunda should actually come by

Quote from: paladin1991 on November 25, 2014, 06:53:34 PM
Look his left hand is in sync for the milk pump.

I think it is called STROKE THE CAT.

http://http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-30204654

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The people of Pittsburgh in the US state of Pennsylvania have the "ugliest accent in America" - or that at least was the finding of one online survey.
Gawker Media ran a competition in which 16 cities were pitted against each other, with the audience asked to vote on which city's accent they thought was ugliest. The company told the BBC its competition was meant to celebrate the regions.
But in Pennsylvania - which had three of the 16 contenders - they are not happy to have won the inauspicious title, and the bad headlines that come with it. Some critics claim prejudice against the Steel City's working class roots is a factor in Pittsburgh taking the top spot.

Shirley not?

Ass Burgers.
Oh he gots it, that's for sure.
And he hits women, records it and then posts it on YouTube.
He tried hitting a man but Dave was just too quick.