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Mr. Fidget

Started by KnyeGuy, July 24, 2009, 11:15:49 AM

aldousburbank

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 20, 2014, 02:51:52 AM
When the text is out, you'll know, and it will be comprehensible.
...and the heavens shall open and all things good and righteous will henceforth reign on earth.
Verily, until the great day of chain art/therapy revelation I shall lay waste unto my bong.

Mr. Fidget

Today is a great day to invest in your number one commodity, your personal development. Perhaps a nice self help book about........ whatever.

Mr. Fidget

ps the site scrape for bellgab has shown me all these fidget posts over the years. Funny, funny, funny. I think I might go back and comment on them ALL, or not ;)

aldousburbank

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 20, 2014, 10:52:37 AM
Today is a great day to invest in your number one commodity, your personal development. Perhaps a nice self help book about........ whatever.

Tarbaby

Mr. Fidgett, rather than maintaining the ball in your own court couldn't you address the issue of why you can't let it all go within a 17 year span? You refuse to answer this question.

coaster

He took something insignificant and built it up into something its not (a conspiracy) and he is upset that we are not all sitting at his feet wanting to hear the details of his non-story. I got a speeding ticket once about 15 years ago and they wrote the wrong date on it as well. The details will be in my upcoming book.

McPhallus

Hilarious how he keeps announcing he's leaving only to come back shortly thereafter.  He can't get enough of us. :)

area51drone

Quote from: coaster on May 20, 2014, 11:56:04 AM
I got a speeding ticket once about 15 years ago and they wrote the wrong date on it as well.

Me too, got it dismissed for that reason!!!!!1

Mr. Fuckyou!!!!1

Mr. Fidget

Quote from: Tarbaby on May 20, 2014, 11:45:49 AM
Mr. Fidgett, rather than maintaining the ball in your own court couldn't you address the issue of why you can't let it all go within a 17 year span? You refuse to answer this question.
I'll happily answer that.... in the book. ;)
The thousand heartfelt letters from listeners is why, the fact I promised on the air is why, the amazing experiences I have had along the way is why, the look on the face of a person in a wheelchair that had nothing to do while they wait in the hospital is why, the reality it has helped many people stop biting they're nails is why, the people (including my mother) who have been able to quit smoking is why, and the fact you can't imagine any of these type of experiences is why.
   I don't believe these objects to be a panacea, I believe they can help augment the relief of stress for people... in line, in traffic, listening to grandma's same story for the umpteenth time.
   My intent is to provide them in an open-source hardware model, my motive is the perpetuation of something I KNOW is 100% reliable.
Quote from: McPhallus on May 20, 2014, 12:04:37 PM
Hilarious how he keeps announcing he's leaving only to come back shortly thereafter.  He can't get enough of us. :)
This could be true, time will tell. I am glad you find it "hilarious" because good laughs are hard to find sometimes. And to ya'lls credit I have laughed out loud more in the last 48 hours about your relentless lambasting of the snorge, than the preceding decade.
:)
Quote from: coaster on May 20, 2014, 11:56:04 AM
He took something insignificant and built it up into something its not (a conspiracy) and he is upset that we are not all sitting at his feet wanting to hear the details of his non-story. I got a speeding ticket once about 15 years ago and they wrote the wrong date on it as well. The details will be in my upcoming book.
Ye of little interest, fare thee well.

Mr. Fidget

ps. If you want to, you can sign you posts, too!

Mr. Fidget


Jackstar

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 20, 2014, 01:44:52 PM
you can sign you posts

If you cannot be bothered to read your own posts even twice, how can you expect anyone else to read them even once?

coaster

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 20, 2014, 01:44:52 PM
I'll happily answer that.... in the book.
A best seller to be sure.

Mr. Fidget

Quote from: Jackstar on May 20, 2014, 02:08:24 PM
If you cannot be bothered to read your own posts even twice, how can you expect anyone else to read them even once?
If you think that text like I'm putting up is coming without me reading it, you'd be incorrect. It's a phone, the keyboard takes half the screen, scrolling is most painfully difficult. I'm doing my best with what I'm working with here.

Mr. Fidget

McPhallus

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 19, 2014, 10:19:56 PM
Why would I accept all this grief?

I think you enjoy the attention.  Your behavior thus far has been obsessive and narcissistic.

Jackstar

No one here is openly begging for more of your wisdom. You are posting for your own aggrandizement.

Not that there is anything wrong with that! Welcome! You are welcome to it! However, if you are unable to post what you are posting without reading it twice--once while composing, and then once again to proofread--it is really not workable to insist and demand that other people stare at your... excretions.

I'm just sayin'. There's a protocol. Perhaps violations of protocol are the explanation to all your obstacles.

Mr. Fidget

Being the center of attention,
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Is not my aim here, I just want the above to be publicly available.
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My actions are the same, with or without the attention.
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I'm just getting it off the ground.
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I hope you find your peace, and work to share it without compromising.

Mr. Fidget

Jackstar

SAVE IT FOR YOUR BLOG.

coaster


b_dubb

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 20, 2014, 01:44:52 PM
I'll happily answer that.... in the book. ;)

uhhhh John Hogue? is that you you hairy douche?!!!



Jackstar

That quiz is still coming up, Richard. You are not going to need a #2 pencil.

Mr. Fidget

Best you can do huh?
Nothing about the content, just nag, nag, nag. Well you have my deepest sympathy, I think it's not too late for you folks to find the door to a thread more suited to your liking.
Mr. Fidget

onan

Up to now, I have been rooting for you, Mr. Fidget. I mean watching monkeys toss shit is funny, but their aim just keeps getting better.

I'm sorry you got dealt a shitty hand. Write and sell your book. Perhaps, this thread is a metaphor for your fidget contraptions... it seems to be a distraction going nowhere.

jazmunda

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 20, 2014, 01:44:52 PM
I'll happily answer that.... in the book. ;)

That might be why you got banned by Art.

Mr. Fidget

Going nowhere seems to be a theme around here. Think what you will, & will what you think.

Mr. Fidget
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jazmunda

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 20, 2014, 05:06:07 PM
Going nowhere seems to be a theme around here. Think what you will, & will what you think.

Mr. Fidget
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Cool shoes bro. Do they come in other colors?

area51drone

Quote from: Jackstar on May 20, 2014, 03:05:35 PM
You are welcome to it! However, if you are unable to post what you are posting without reading it twice--once while composing, and then once again to proofread--it is really not workable to insist and demand that other people stare at your... excretions.

If only upper right hand quotes could be this long.

Mr. Fuckyou!!!1

area51drone

Quote from: onan on May 20, 2014, 04:46:41 PM
I'm sorry you got dealt a shitty hand.

I'm not. Clearly Mr. Fidget needs his head pounded into the pavement a few more times.  Maybe it would knock some sense into him.

Mr. Fuckyou!!!!1

Mr. Fidget

Quote from: onan on May 20, 2014, 04:46:41 PM
I'm sorry you got dealt a shitty hand. Write and sell your book. Perhaps, this thread is a metaphor for your fidget contraptions... it seems to be a distraction going nowhere.
Where I draw my strength is the 50k+ people who have and enjoy the work. The ones I've met along the way who for whatever reason got my work.
This guy (fidgetland.com) is making money selling a (slightly modified) version. His first he got from a shop that got them from me. I was mad, at first, and it ebbs and tides how I feel about it. If people who need/want them get them, that is a win. I am not going to sell a book, it'll be free... just like the time and effort I've expended here to shine some light in the dark corners. I appreciate your sorry about the hand I've been dealt, but thats not going to change the uphill path I'm on.
   What will change it is my consistent forward pressure, forward to the open frontier.... clarity of fact.
Mr. Fidget
Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 20, 2014, 01:44:52 PM
I'll happily answer that.... in the book;)
I get a kick out of you guys keeping at my book joke, and no attention to the numerous reasons I gave below it, the answer that would be in the book.
Maybe this thread is the book. ;)

Mr. Fidget

paladin1991

Quote from: Mr. Fidget on May 19, 2014, 05:00:25 PM
You my "friend," are self revelatory. How about a question regarding a specific thing you are not able to grasp. Maybe if you go start at the top and read down, consulting reference when needed, and come back to my thread with more than troll bait.
Mr. Fidget

Re: Ever being on Coast, no thanks.
   You should consult your language preferences and try "english" should clear up the Japanese issue.
   You are completely correct it really is difficult to comprehend, and nobody else can understand it without SEEING THE DOCUMENTS.
Mr. Fidget
OH, mymymy!  Mr. Fidgit.  Not only have I never heard of you, you sound like a very emotional and sensitive man.  I for one, am hoping, that you don't draw yourself a nice hot bath, toss down a fistfull of seconals and wash them down with a nice glass of Cabernet......then chew your wrists open.
And you are right.  You should not appear on coast.  I'm not sure I can continue reading this thread Mr. Fidgitey Incoherence.

And, wasn't Fidget one of the midgets in 'Time Bandits'?  Loved your work in the film though

area51drone

Wow, I had no idea we could make our OWN Fidgets and sell them.  I thought Mr. Fidget is where Falkie got the idea for HIS trademark!!!!!1   Now we can all make Fidgets!!!!1

Mr. Fuckyou!!!!1

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