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Quote from: K_Dubb on September 21, 2022, 07:03:29 PMI thought using their period of deep national sorrow to haul back and kick them in the gut was very much in the bellgab spirit but in retrospect it was pretty horrible 

You just wait till Barbra Streisand, or some other faggy icon, turns her toes up. I will unmask all my batteries of venom in retaliation.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 22, 2022, 04:58:26 AMYou just wait till Barbra Streisand, or some other faggy icon, turns her toes up. I will unmask all my batteries of venom in retaliation.

As long as it is not Bette Midler. You don't want to kill the lad, do you?

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 22, 2022, 06:48:37 AMAs long as it is not Bette Midler. You don't want to kill the lad, do you?

I don't know why I sat through it but I think because laziness, and early, but there was some segment months ago on NPR about why gays love Judy Garland. I forget the theory. But just amazed that NPR would have some 'serious' discussions on this most pressing subject; despite wars, viruses, inflation, illegals, lockdowns, and so on.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 22, 2022, 03:46:49 AMIt's a mockery. At least we can agree on something. I'm very picky about the standard of Dick I put in my mouth.

I'm not  I used to be able to get the Heinz right down the street and once in a blue moon would pick one up with some Bird's Custard Powder, usually when a new season of Downton Abbey came out.  It is bad, spotted dick should not be a sponge but an old-fashioned boiled suet pudding with the density of a cannonball, but it did have that fusty British taste.  Sort of hate-eating.  I feel the same way about Norwegian cod cakes, I never really liked them growing up but will pick them up once in a while to remind myself how awful they are.

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Fucking Pogue.  Look at that trash salad on his skeevy chest.

Quote from: albrecht on September 21, 2022, 09:32:38 AM"As you know we have relinquished Hong Kong back to the natives, however, we saved these prized knives. Stronger and sharper than Ginsu knives and can even cut through a can of baked beans and still slice your bread with ease. Only 3 easy payments of 5 Guineas, sorry Euros, sorry Pounds and they can be yours!" Director: 'that take was great but less smiling, we can see those horrible teeth.'

lol

Senda reports that the baddest mother of a feline on the planet, Orangey Cat is MIA and feared dead. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vxUesLJws4

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 22, 2022, 04:23:56 PMI'm not  I used to be able to get the Heinz right down the street and once in a blue moon would pick one up with some Bird's Custard Powder, usually when a new season of Downton Abbey came out.  It is bad, spotted dick should not be a sponge but an old-fashioned boiled suet pudding with the density of a cannonball, but it did have that fusty British taste.  Sort of hate-eating.  I feel the same way about Norwegian cod cakes, I never really liked them growing up but will pick them up once in a while to remind myself how awful they are.

I'd be surprised if they had any suet in them, they are more like treacle puddings with a few currants shoved in, that's about it. There's no reason they can't make them properly, because Fray Bentos steak and kidney puddings don't skimp on the suet, I think they just believe that everyone is so ignorant that they won't even question what they are being given. Anyway, you can't appreciate a proper suet pudding unless you are living here on one of those damp, cold miserable days and the only thing that can stop you from swilling down a litre or two of window cleaning fluid in sheer misery and desperation is a good old 'ribsticker', as my grandmother used to call them.

By the way, I am currently re-reading Martin Chuzzlewit. Boy, did Dickens nail you bastards to a 'T'. It was controversial at the time and he had to do some reverse-gearing afterwards, but his withering assessment has more than stood the test of time. I'll have to buy another copy because the one I have now is covered in my comments like 'too fucking right!', and 'tell it, big boy!'.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 23, 2022, 04:43:26 AMI'd be surprised if they had any suet in them, they are more like treacle puddings with a few currants shoved in, that's about it. There's no reason they can't make them properly, because Fray Bentos steak and kidney puddings don't skimp on the suet, I think they just believe that everyone is so ignorant that they won't even question what they are being given. Anyway, you can't appreciate a proper suet pudding unless you are living here on one of those damp, cold miserable days and the only thing that can stop you from swilling down a litre or two of window cleaning fluid in sheer misery and desperation is a good old 'ribsticker', as my grandmother used to call them.

By the way, I am currently re-reading Martin Chuzzlewit. Boy, did Dickens nail you bastards to a 'T'. It was controversial at the time and he had to do some reverse-gearing afterwards, but his withering assessment has more than stood the test of time. I'll have to buy another copy because the one I have now is covered in my comments like 'too fucking right!', and 'tell it, big boy!'.

We have very similar weather here, famously.  I just don't think Heinz actually expects anyone to actually eat their spotted dicks, just keep them as objects of ridicule.  It pains me to see these humble comforts so denigrated!

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 23, 2022, 11:26:30 AMWe have very similar weather here, famously.  I just don't think Heinz actually expects anyone to actually eat their spotted dicks, just keep them as objects of ridicule.  It pains me to see these humble comforts so denigrated!

People always forget about the great Inland Empire, the Palouse, etc and think Seattle/WestCoast is the 'weather,' and whole of Washington! 

Quote from: albrecht on September 23, 2022, 01:18:02 PMPeople always forget about the great Inland Empire, the Palouse, etc and think Seattle/WestCoast is the 'weather,' and whole of Washington! 

Yeah Eastern WA is almost a northern extension of the Great Basin, sagebrush and rattlesnakes way up into Canada.

QuoteDALLAS - Police are looking for the person who shot and killed two people including local rapper BFG Strapp in Dallas Thursday afternoon.

The deadly shooting happened along Casey Street near Malcolm X Boulevard in South Dallas.

Dis hurr young man was just tryin' ta get his life back on trak. He was going to be a scientist or an astronaut befo he was taken 2 soon #GunsKill #GunControl #FuckTheNRA



https://www.fox4news.com/news/two-men-killed-in-south-dallas-shooting

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 24, 2022, 09:24:14 AMYeah Eastern WA is almost a northern extension of the Great Basin, sagebrush and rattlesnakes way up into Canada.

Some amazing places. And some 'interesting' people. And wide variety of mountains coming down to plains. Coulees. Hanging Valleys. Injun stuff. Scab lands. Rich, rolling plains.  Home of crazy flood that gained a geologist laughed at by colleagues final vindication.

Quote from: albrecht on September 24, 2022, 09:43:52 PMSome amazing places. And some 'interesting' people. And wide variety of mountains coming down to plains. Coulees. Hanging Valleys. Injun stuff. Scab lands. Rich, rolling plains.  Home of crazy flood that gained a geologist laughed at by colleagues final vindication.

Yes!  J. Harlen Bretz, a hero to local geology, big hit here during pandemic was a professor Nick Zentner from Ellensburg who did geology lectures on youtube and some field trips, you might like him, nice folksy guy.  We all know who J. Harlen Bretz was now haha

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 25, 2022, 09:29:34 AMYes!  J. Harlen Bretz, a hero to local geology, big hit here during pandemic was a professor Nick Zentner from Ellensburg who did geology lectures on youtube and some field trips, you might like him, nice folksy guy.  We all know who J. Harlen Bretz was now haha

Totally derailing thread. But 'that's the guy!' And once finally awarded and recognized he was too old to have 'anyone to gloat over' because his critics were dead. Spokane Historical Society actually has a good app, if you ever visit the Inland Empire and areas. Gives you updates, maps, uses GPS (if you have such tracking devices enabled) and gives you local stories and histories. Paladin_1991 might like also or anyone in the area. Some crazy stuff happened because railroad, timber,and mining town and then nearby ranching and farming. Much of the 'bad parts' were razed for the Expo '74 and has economics have changed.

Quote from: albrecht on September 25, 2022, 05:59:49 PMTotally derailing thread. But 'that's the guy!' And once finally awarded and recognized he was too old to have 'anyone to gloat over' because his critics were dead. Spokane Historical Society actually has a good app, if you ever visit the Inland Empire and areas. Gives you updates, maps, uses GPS (if you have such tracking devices enabled) and gives you local stories and histories. Paladin_1991 might like also or anyone in the area. Some crazy stuff happened because railroad, timber,and mining town and then nearby ranching and farming. Much of the 'bad parts' were razed for the Expo '74 and has economics have changed.

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 01, 2022, 08:51:41 PM

One of the free local papers, not sure if still does, used to republished articles from the past. Crazy-ass stuff. Wildwest types of stories and sordid stories about the 'cribs' for cheap prostitution and various shootings, opium dens, frauds, and dramas. Police kicking ass and corruption. Much of that area was razed for the Expo. Even in modern times there are weirdness there. I  recall some politician got into a car accident off E. Sprague, at night, drunk, but wasn't seeking 'entertainment?' King of the Gypsy funeral (he made money from a lawsuit, in addition to the usual Gypsy crime rackets.) He "cursed" the city. Maybe true! Californians (not you, the true blue types) and Seattle etc moving there!
https://www.khq.com/news/spokane-gypsy-king-dead/article_0b9d2c38-1570-53b4-8f09-800f23a0a027.html

~ Country music legend from Butcher Holler KY ~You cannot view this attachment.

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RIP

Quote from: albrecht on October 01, 2022, 09:52:59 PMOne of the free local papers, not sure if still does, used to republished articles from the past. Crazy-ass stuff. Wildwest types of stories and sordid stories about the 'cribs' for cheap prostitution and various shootings, opium dens, frauds, and dramas. Police kicking ass and corruption. Much of that area was razed for the Expo. Even in modern times there are weirdness there. I  recall some politician got into a car accident off E. Sprague, at night, drunk, but wasn't seeking 'entertainment?' King of the Gypsy funeral (he made money from a lawsuit, in addition to the usual Gypsy crime rackets.) He "cursed" the city. Maybe true! Californians (not you, the true blue types) and Seattle etc moving there!
https://www.khq.com/news/spokane-gypsy-king-dead/article_0b9d2c38-1570-53b4-8f09-800f23a0a027.html

Inlander Magzine?  The regional throwaway?

judy Tenuta is dead.

HI PIGS

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 06, 2022, 06:42:12 PMjudy Tenuta is dead.

I didn't remember her name;  but I remembered her real fast when I looked her up on YouTube...

Quote from: Jackstar on October 06, 2022, 11:19:46 PMHI PIGS

I didn't remember her name;  but I remembered her real fast when I looked her up on YouTube...

Maybe before my time? She seems funny- but it does not ring a bell...

Quote from: Jackstar on October 06, 2022, 11:19:46 PMHI PIGS

I didn't remember her name;  but I remembered her real fast when I looked her up on YouTube...

Yeah.  She was a laugh.  Back in the day there was some talk of her being a Weird Al wannabe with her accordian.

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 06, 2022, 06:33:47 PMInlander Magzine?  The regional throwaway?

Maybe. But I wanna say there was another give-away paper that reprinted the old news? It could've been that one though. Though a give-away it does has some decent content, sometimes. I saw an in-depth article on types of salmon and trout once. In any event, it was awesome the old stories. Crazy stuff. People don't change but now we just got it instantly so everyone freaks out over something that happens thousands of miles away. But when area was timber, rail, Injuns, and mining the area was nuts!

Jody Miller is dead.



https://youtu.be/CRImgwt5YJo

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 07, 2022, 02:03:38 PMJody Miller is dead.

Needles.

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 07, 2022, 01:41:14 PMYeah.  She was a laugh.  Back in the day there was some talk of

HELLO PIG STOP YEAH I AM ALIVE STOP WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ONLY GET THREE STOPS AND NO QUESTION MARK WHAT KIND OF SHITTY HEAVEN IS THIS URK

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 07, 2022, 01:41:14 PMher being a Weird Al wannabe with her accordian.

There had to be a girl with hair and an accordion so that those of us with discriminating tastes would know what we are/were not fapping to.

I don't care which came first.

Quote from: Jackstar on October 07, 2022, 02:59:34 PMHELLO PIG STOP YEAH I AM ALIVE STOP WHAT DO YOU MEAN I ONLY GET THREE STOPS AND NO QUESTION MARK WHAT KIND OF SHITTY HEAVEN IS THIS URK

There had to be a girl with hair and an accordion so that those of us with discriminating tastes would know what we are/were not fapping to.

I don't care which came first.

I hear fm the girls that you always come first.

Quote from: paladin1991 on October 11, 2022, 07:43:47 PMI hear fm the girls that you always come first.

that's because girls who talk to you get sent home early.

you and your ilk