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Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 11, 2022, 09:28:23 PMhttps://twitter.com/FrenEugenics/status/1569029126811418624

Looks like a brother and sister having a damn pillow fight.  Lol

Asuka, did you ever get a new Twitter handle?

Quote from: AC400KICK on September 15, 2022, 05:35:34 PMAsuka, did you ever get a new Twitter handle?

да

https://twitter.com/KeqingTeh

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 15, 2022, 06:34:04 PMда

https://twitter.com/KeqingTeh

nm they banned me again LOL
I am done with Twitter they can eat my ass

https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1570779393227911168

Due to my somewhat tenuous connection to the Urban Lumber yard, I sometimes check out lumber mill vidyas.

This one, is just, I don't know.  You have to watch it, their set-up appears to be an old aluminum ladder and a 150(cm?) Stihl chainsaw which I think is about 60":


Pretty neat, but what struck me after a few minutes was the dude doing this crazy shit while wearing Purple Shorts and Flip-Flops.  His buddy also is in shorts, but apparently has chosen Crocs or something as his footwear of choice.  They don't talk much, but when they do it is clearly Russian or Ukrainian.

WTF?  At first I thought they were a bit "light in the loafers" or something, but after I realized they were most probably Insane Russians it made a certain amount of sense.  I did not spot any vodka consumption on-screen, but a questionable foot placement by purple-shorts Cossack, and the subsequent almost slip and fall near the end (about the 18:55 mark) when they are flipping the last 4-6" slab of burl made me think "INEBRIATION."

I share this not only for the WTF-factor, but also that I think my shirtless running-mate might enjoy it.

K_Dubb, you might Attend to that one.

Now the following one I saw the other day, and probably belongs in my The BellGab/bellchan eXXXtra Sexy Woodworking Thread:


In fact, I believe that it has a sufficient level of hawt-ness that I can justify a slightly "SPAMMY" double-posting of it to that thread.  I do this for the children, posterity, and drunken purple-shorted Russians of the world (whether they can appreciate the vidya or not)

I did not notice any burl or anything that stood out on these ladies Wood-Working Skillz:  I was intent on their very fluid, graceful, and seemingly effortless technique.  My wild guess is that they are in Ozarkia somewhere, which might just be wishful thinking on my part due to the proximity.

They do Good Wood.

-p

Quote from: pate on September 16, 2022, 07:10:09 PMalso that I think my shirtless track*check*mate might enjoy it.

K_Dabb

no u

Quote from: pate on September 16, 2022, 07:10:09 PMDue to my somewhat tenuous connection to the Urban Lumber yard, I sometimes check out lumber mill vidyas.

This one, is just, I don't know.  You have to watch it, their set-up appears to be an old aluminum ladder and a 150(cm?) Stihl chainsaw which I think is about 60":

Pretty neat, but what struck me after a few minutes was the dude doing this crazy shit while wearing Purple Shorts and Flip-Flops.  His buddy also is in shorts, but apparently has chosen Crocs or something as his footwear of choice.  They don't talk much, but when they do it is clearly Russian or Ukrainian.

WTF?  At first I thought they were a bit "light in the loafers" or something, but after I realized they were most probably Insane Russians it made a certain amount of sense.  I did not spot any vodka consumption on-screen, but a questionable foot placement by purple-shorts Cossack, and the subsequent almost slip and fall near the end (about the 18:55 mark) when they are flipping the last 4-6" slab of burl made me think "INEBRIATION."

I share this not only for the WTF-factor, but also that I think my shirtless running-mate might enjoy it.

K_Dubb, you might Attend to that one.

Now the following one I saw the other day, and probably belongs in my The BellGab/bellchan eXXXtra Sexy Woodworking Thread:

In fact, I believe that it has a sufficient level of hawt-ness that I can justify a slightly "SPAMMY" double-posting of it to that thread.  I do this for the children, posterity, and drunken purple-shorted Russians of the world (whether they can appreciate the vidya or not)

I did not notice any burl or anything that stood out on these ladies Wood-Working Skillz:  I was intent on their very fluid, graceful, and seemingly effortless technique.  My wild guess is that they are in Ozarkia somewhere, which might just be wishful thinking on my part due to the proximity.

They do Good Wood.

-p

Dear sir, I can practically smell the sawdust 🥵 should you decide to film a series of woodworking videos in this manner with those big hunks of wood you are seasoning, while wearing little purple shorts, I am certain I and any number of my friends would like, subscribe, and ring your little bell most persistently.

Quote from: pate on September 16, 2022, 07:10:09 PMDue to my somewhat tenuous connection to the Urban Lumber yard, I sometimes check out lumber mill vidyas.

This one, is just, I don't know.  You have to watch it, their set-up appears to be an old aluminum ladder and a 150(cm?) Stihl chainsaw which I think is about 60":

Pretty neat, but what struck me after a few minutes was the dude doing this crazy shit while wearing Purple Shorts and Flip-Flops.  His buddy also is in shorts, but apparently has chosen Crocs or something as his footwear of choice.  They don't talk much, but when they do it is clearly Russian or Ukrainian.

WTF?  At first I thought they were a bit "light in the loafers" or something, but after I realized they were most probably Insane Russians it made a certain amount of sense.  I did not spot any vodka consumption on-screen, but a questionable foot placement by purple-shorts Cossack, and the subsequent almost slip and fall near the end (about the 18:55 mark) when they are flipping the last 4-6" slab of burl made me think "INEBRIATION."

I share this not only for the WTF-factor, but also that I think my shirtless running-mate might enjoy it.

K_Dubb, you might Attend to that one.

Now the following one I saw the other day, and probably belongs in my The BellGab/bellchan eXXXtra Sexy Woodworking Thread:

In fact, I believe that it has a sufficient level of hawt-ness that I can justify a slightly "SPAMMY" double-posting of it to that thread.  I do this for the children, posterity, and drunken purple-shorted Russians of the world (whether they can appreciate the vidya or not)

I did not notice any burl or anything that stood out on these ladies Wood-Working Skillz:  I was intent on their very fluid, graceful, and seemingly effortless technique.  My wild guess is that they are in Ozarkia somewhere, which might just be wishful thinking on my part due to the proximity.

They do Good Wood.

-p

Wear gloves girl.

Quote from: albrecht on September 17, 2022, 01:44:22 PMWear gloves girl.

The hawtest one (in my mind) was the one I assume to be the owner of the operation wearing the khaki long-pants who does that little dance number starting at about 2:45.

My only complaint with her is:  Where are your Safety Glasses?  I'm considering calling OSHA unless she explains to me personally what gives with this apparent lack of workplace safety!

Ha.

Honestly though, they are all hawt:  wouldn't kick any of them out of bed.  I think the short-shorts were worn for the "click-bait" value, you can see one of them sort of stink-eyeing the camera at about 6:22 (or shortly after the interesting camer-pan that starts then).

They certainly know what they are doing, probably hobo elitists.

Heh.

-p

Quote from: pate on September 17, 2022, 04:39:59 PMThe hawtest one (in my mind) was the one I assume to be the owner of the operation wearing the khaki long-pants who does that little dance number starting at about 2:45.

My only complaint with her is:  Where are your Safety Glasses?  I'm considering calling OSHA unless she explains to me personally what gives with this apparent lack of workplace safety!

Ha.

Honestly though, they are all hawt:  wouldn't kick any of them out of bed.  I think the short-shorts were worn for the "click-bait" value, you can see one of them sort of stink-eyeing the camera at about 6:22 (or shortly after the interesting camer-pan that starts then).

They certainly know what they are doing, probably hobo elitists.

Heh.

-p

Like the gal washing the car in "Cool Hand Luke." And George Kennedy says "oh she knows what she is doing."

"Taking it off, boss."

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 17, 2022, 11:30:32 AMDear sir, I can practically smell the sawdust 🥵 should you decide to film a series of woodworking videos in this manner with those big hunks of wood you are seasoning, while wearing little purple shorts, I am certain I and any number of my friends would like, subscribe, and ring your little bell most persistently.

Two Hundred Sixty, FFS Three Day Weekend, FSS
"SPITZ FIREDUST" : "METHUSULA PROGENY" : "THUNDERDOME LIGHTENING"
Any vidyas that may or may not exist of that nature are strictly personal and not for public distribution (EYES ONLY), although I might show them to the First Lady in an attempt to arouse interest.  I neither confirm nor deny this as a possible COA for reasons:


That is all, Carrie Anne!

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

OY VEY GOYIM SORRY ABOUT YOUR KIDS!

https://mobile.twitter.com/anish_koka/status/1571186794644873217

Quote from: Asuka Langley on September 17, 2022, 06:25:56 PMOY VEY GOYIM SORRY ABOUT YOUR KIDS!

https://mobile.twitter.com/anish_koka/status/1571186794644873217

No they're not. It's all part of the depopulation program.

Quote from: pate on September 17, 2022, 04:48:51 PMTwo Hundred Sixty, FFS Three Day Weekend, FSS

Code Select Expand

"SPITZ FIREDUST" : "METHUSULA PROGENY" : "THUNDERDOME LIGHTENING"
Any vidyas that may or may not exist of that nature are strictly personal and not for public distribution (EYES ONLY)

Dude. Do you understand? You actually are replaceable. You could do better. This is a #shitshow.

Shape up. Angry Birds, angry sighs.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 17, 2022, 07:42:32 PMDude. Do you understand? You actually are replaceable. You could do better. This is a #shitshow.

Shape up. Angry Birds, angry sighs.

Too much brain cell destruction, not enough brain cell activation. 

Quote from: JaxTard on September 17, 2022, 07:42:32 PM

We be



like gangstas, yo!

-p

Quote from: pate on September 17, 2022, 09:32:18 PMWe be



like gangstas, yo!

-p

Cool. What does that actually do? How will you capitalize? What is your endgame?

You know how important it is to have an endgame. Art says, "Worth it." Could be my imagination, but you know, good enough for me.


Where's that swimming pool at? Because, as you know, that wasn't her. Nice suit though.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 17, 2022, 09:42:14 PM

Are you my new cyber-stalker, or the same old one?

-p

Take notice, your majesty. A drunk and a methhead are attempting communication in the wild.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 17, 2022, 09:49:23 PMTake notice, your majesty. A drunk and a methhead are attempting communication in the wild.

420 blaze it, et cetera. You jelly. Have you tried vaping jelly? I hear it is breathtaking.

When did you become a methhead, anyway? It's legal in some timezones, but, legality never stopped anyone in your family before, hehe. "You know what I mean." #ClassicMaidenDallas

Tell me all about it. I'm gonna get another beer. (It's for the cameras at school.) Can I get you anything? Okay, cool, 3 orange whips, got it.

I'm not here to judge anyone. Just the quality of your character and the content of your work.

Quote from: pate on September 17, 2022, 09:45:44 PMAre you my new cyber-stalker, or the same old one?

-p

Are you being stalked by my older impersonating hit squad team, or, are you on the new impersonating hit squad team? I had no idea, Teams A+B are totes cray-cray.

I guess you don't remember me. That's too bad. But, very plausible. Ole!

Headline this morning: Fan reportedly arrested during Texas-UTSA game for trying to mount Bevo

Quote from: Juan on September 18, 2022, 08:30:32 AMHeadline this morning: Fan reportedly arrested during Texas-UTSA game for trying to mount Bevo

Sounds like a fun guy.

Quote from: Juan on September 18, 2022, 08:30:32 AMHeadline this morning: Fan reportedly arrested during Texas-UTSA game for trying to mount Bevo

Local news mentioned a person arrested. The tweets said a 'disturbed person.' So one hopes the 'mount' of Bevo was not an aggie-style, animal-husbandry type of mount but simply means his was trying to ride Bevo. Either way a dangerous prospect except that, I hear, that Bevo is usually given some chill pills. This might not be the case anymore with this one and state of animal rights etc.

WTF, now they saying Pulaski mighta been a gender-bender or cross-dresser? I guess this is old news but new to me. I call bs but 'follow the science.' Crazy how they want to take down everyone. Cue Pollack jokes now!

Quote from: albrecht on September 18, 2022, 12:51:37 PMWTF, now they saying Pulaski mighta been a gender-bender or cross-dresser? I guess this is old news but new to me. I call bs but 'follow the science.' Crazy how they want to take down everyone. Cue Pollack jokes now!

Haha you are still sore about General von Steuben

The trans people want Pulaski saying he was intersex which is a real thing but which is not the same as trans: ok, there are lots of women who passed as men back then, who remembers Deborah Sampson, there was even a song about her we learned about her as kids it was on a record left over from the bicentennial my folks got at a junk store, was a heroic thing

Deborah Sampson
Deborah Sampson
As a man she volunteered
As a man she persevered
Did everything but grow a beard
To join the Continental Army etc.

They can easily take any of those people but I guess they want a general.  The only thing that is sussy about PUlaski is that they based his sex determination on the bones, pelvis & chin etc., which has problems I have mentioned before.  Lots of guys are hippy with small chins, just pull any Englishman off the street.  They did not test DNA for that, though they did extract mitochondrial DNA to confirm it was him by comparing to one of his distant relatives.  If their theory is true, they should have female DNA to nail it but they don't say if they did for some reason 🤔

TRUTH OR TRASH?



Dead real