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Quote from: K_Dubb on September 09, 2022, 09:28:25 AMThey just make the new ones with the new monogram, don't they?  So you just see as they get replaced.  You still see things with OV and H7 in Norway.

Yes, and the vans all have the Royal insignia. People will have to get used to singing 'God Save our gracious Qu...er King'. Lots of little adjustments. They're a long-lived family but you wonder how long he'll last before we get William V.  Edward VII lasted less than 10 years after Queen Victoria died.

Oh wow! I'm totally shocked. I always thought that was Elton John on the back of the coins.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 09, 2022, 09:37:12 AMYou are a horrible man.  But I just heard the first bong on the teevee say Queen Camiller oh you poor things 🤣

I'm sure that's not true. It's just deafness creeping up on you. Unsurprising in someone of your advancing years. Although the standard of diction is sadly not what it was. It's not uncommon to hear even educated people say 'mumf' for 'month' and 'free' for 'three'. I would like to kill them all.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 09, 2022, 09:57:22 AMI'm sure that's not true. It's just deafness creeping up on you. Unsurprising in someone of your advancing years. Although the standard of diction is sadly not what it was. It's not uncommon to hear even educated people say 'mumf' for 'month' and 'free' for 'three'. I would like to kill them all.

Congratulations on a king half of you can't pronounce!  Chawls the Furd oMG hahaha

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 09, 2022, 09:59:12 AMCongratulations on a king half of you can't pronounce!  Chawls the Furd oMG hahaha

I'm sure it won't be long before he's christened Charles the Turd. He really should have opted for George VII, which sounds much more regal IMV, but I guess you can't switch horses in mid-stream because it would take too long to explain it to Americans.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 09, 2022, 10:04:40 AMI'm sure it won't be long before he's christened Charles the Turd. He really should have opted for George VII, which sounds much more regal IMV, but I guess you can't switch horses in mid-stream because it would take too long to explain it to Americans.

Speaking of horses. His mother has quite a stable of racehorses. Will they be reduced to dog food/sold to the ghastly French or will he try to summon up the same glee?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 09, 2022, 10:04:40 AMI'm sure it won't be long before he's christened Charles the Turd. He really should have opted for George VII, which sounds much more regal IMV, but I guess you can't switch horses in mid-stream because it would take too long to explain it to Americans.

Explain it to Americans?  You guys were having a hard time explaining it yourselves from what I watched.  I was hoping he would go with Arthur before it was announced; I would have laughed and laughed but better to be King Art than King Chuck.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 09, 2022, 08:39:16 AMOh now the monkey is out walking around gladhanding like a common politician, I wonder how many congratulations he has to hear    congratulations on your kingship, king

I can't wait for the funeral when he "leads the mourners" in that quaint expression of yours that had me in stitches with Dianer: "Ok everyone, on 3: 1, 2, 3" "WAAAH!" reminds one of the wailers-for-hire on Egyptian tombs.

"Professional Mourning" is apparently one of the second oldest professions. Weird deal. Having said that I like this deal they had in Spain, maybe Portugal also, due to weird debt laws that debt collections would basically haunt and stalk the debtor by wearing costumes, inserting themselves in dinners/affairs/celebrations, etc. Embarrass the debtors to try to pay up.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB122369424667425525

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 10:19:52 AMSpeaking of horses. His mother has quite a stable of racehorses. Will they be reduced to dog food/sold to the ghastly French or will he try to summon up the same glee?

Who gets the Corgies? I've not seen any paper or news source mention the dogs!

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 10:19:52 AMSpeaking of horses. His mother has quite a stable of racehorses. Will they be reduced to dog food/sold to the ghastly French or will he try to summon up the same glee?

Let's not speak of horses. I made it one minute and two seconds in before being traumatized. Just because the truth is out there doesn't mean that one should seek it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP6XPlVvUSM

Well King Chuck proved he's still a windbag but, on the whole, that was laudably brief: the organ played, the choir sang, a series of ministers of indeterminate sex bleated their way through a few readings (including some of those dreadful modern litany things trying to copy the Catholics that go celebrant: yawp yawp yawp, congregation: mumble mumble mumble) and at the end a guy in a skirt walked up the aisle strangling a cat the whole way, done and done.  Coronation next week?

I was alerted via a text that the dogs will be 'going to family and loyal staff.' No updates on the horses. Hopefully not to the Belgians and French as a Brexit reparation.

Thinking ahead to the Coronation (I'm stumping for early spring 2023), that little Handel ditty Zadok the Priest will inevitably be sung by the choir of Westminster Abbey. It's been a while and I'm not sure I can hit a top C so my previous soprano stint is questionable, I might have to do tenor or even bass.

My good friend and noted inadvertant castrato Paddy 'no balls' Calladine is a good fit though. Inadvertant because as a little hooligan at aged 12, he was apple scrumping (stealing apples) and the house owner came out. Paddy in a blind panic ran and tried vaulting the dividing picket fence and well, you can guess the rest. Still, it did present a lifelong singing opportunity.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 02:51:57 PMThinking ahead to the Coronation (I'm stumping for early spring 2023), that little Handel ditty Zadok the Priest will inevitably be sung by the choir of Westminster Abbey. It's been a while and I'm not sure I can hit a top C so my previous soprano stint is questionable, I might have to do tenor or even bass.

My good friend and noted inadvertant castrato Paddy 'no balls' Calladine is a good fit though. Inadvertant because as a little hooligan at aged 12, he was apple scrumping (stealing apples) and the house owner came out. Paddy in a blind panic ran and tried vaulting the dividing picket fence and well, you can guess the rest. Still, it did present a lifelong singing opportunity.

You know they will not sing that, they will commission a new piece that is a vibrant mashup of Indian raga and Jamaican drum band called "Yo Put De Oil On De King Mon" with a solo for Inuit throat-singer, with a Bollywood troupe and a bunch of fat Tongans in their lavalavas doing a dance-off on the altar.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 02:51:57 PMThinking ahead to the Coronation (I'm stumping for early spring 2023), that little Handel ditty Zadok the Priest will inevitably be sung by the choir of Westminster Abbey. It's been a while and I'm not sure I can hit a top C so my previous soprano stint is questionable, I might have to do tenor or even bass.

My good friend and noted inadvertant castrato Paddy 'no balls' Calladine is a good fit though. Inadvertant because as a little hooligan at aged 12, he was apple scrumping (stealing apples) and the house owner came out. Paddy in a blind panic ran and tried vaulting the dividing picket fence and well, you can guess the rest. Still, it did present a lifelong singing opportunity.

Ha on the apple thing. I seem to recall the Kraut mustache-attempting 'world leader' had one ball. I like Händel and fitting to have his stuff used for the initiation of another German royal-line to the British throne, I guess.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 09, 2022, 03:04:22 PMYou know they will not sing that, they will commission a new piece that is a vibrant mashup of Indian raga and Jamaican drum band called "Yo Put De Oil On De King Mon" with a solo for Inuit throat-singer, with a Bollywood troupe and a bunch of fat Tongans in their lavalavas doing a dance-off on the altar.

Those Mongolian throat-singers actually have a pretty decent metal band and the throat-singing adds to the gravitas (remember when that was a word used by every single newscaster?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 09, 2022, 12:06:50 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP6XPlVvUSM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJoIdrLqxLU

Celente had a nice tirade on Rense with regard to the Queen. Someone not so happy with the coverage or history of the British monarchy and even her.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 09, 2022, 03:04:22 PMYou know they will not sing that, they will commission a new piece that is a vibrant mashup of Indian raga and Jamaican drum band called "Yo Put De Oil On De King Mon" with a solo for Inuit throat-singer, with a Bollywood troupe and a bunch of fat Tongans in their lavalavas doing a dance-off on the altar.

I think history is on the side of my first assumption...


Zadok the Priest (HWV 258) is a British anthem that was composed by George Frideric Handel for the coronation of King George II in 1727. Alongside The King Shall Rejoice, My Heart is Inditing and Let Thy Hand Be Strengthened, Zadok the Priest is one of Handel's Coronation Anthems. One of Handel's best-known works, Zadok the Priest has been sung prior to the anointing of the sovereign at the coronation of every British monarch since its composition and has become recognised as a British patriotic anthem.[1][2]

And Chuck if nothing else, loves history.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 06:01:26 PMI think history is on the side of my first assumption...


Zadok the Priest (HWV 258) is a British anthem that was composed by George Frideric Handel for the coronation of King George II in 1727. Alongside The King Shall Rejoice, My Heart is Inditing and Let Thy Hand Be Strengthened, Zadok the Priest is one of Handel's Coronation Anthems. One of Handel's best-known works, Zadok the Priest has been sung prior to the anointing of the sovereign at the coronation of every British monarch since its composition and has become recognised as a British patriotic anthem.[1][2]

And Chuck if nothing else, loves history.

I love Händel, as mentioned before. And appropriate for a German House having a new Sovereign but it raises some eyebrows if there is a tribal-deal going on also.  Well, I guess, in those feet in ancient times and all that!

Quote from: albrecht on September 09, 2022, 06:13:03 PMI love Händel, as mentioned before. And appropriate for a German House having a new Sovereign but it raises some eyebrows if there is a tribal-deal going on also.  Well, I guess, in those feet in ancient times and all that!

Charles is also quite 'down with the kids' as much as someone born to unimaginable wealth can be, so there might be a nod to that and the lyrics re-written: Zadok the MF and Nathan the bad ass bone breaker. No?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 06:31:55 PMCharles is also quite 'down with the kids' as much as someone born to unimaginable wealth can be, so there might be a nod to that and the lyrics re-written: Zadok the MF and Nathan the bad ass bone breaker. No?

Well, I won't blaspheme since it was noted and who am I to say. And what with the old book being an Old Covenant. But. I just like the music. I will leave the 'pomp and circumstances' to K_Dubb and the light on the loafer Royal commentators. But also like the flybys and military parades also. 

Quote from: albrecht on September 09, 2022, 06:59:03 PMWell, I won't blaspheme since it was noted and who am I to say. And what with the old book being an Old Covenant. But. I just like the music. I will leave the 'pomp and circumstances' to K_Dubb and the light on the loafer Royal commentators. But also like the flybys and military parades also. 

I know I'm biased, but when it comes to precision on cerimony, the Brits are to the second. The fly passes, the parades, the salutes. Even the carriage pulling her lead lined coffin will pull up to Westminster Abbey precisely. The detail will pick her her up precisely on cue (much rehearsal). It will be more accurate than a Rolex.

What percentage Reptilian was the Queen:  Full-Blood, Half-Blood, Quarter-Blood, &tc?



From the image above, I am going to guess at minimum a Half-Blood...

I suppose we need to know what percentage Reptilian Prince Phillip was to figure out what percent Reptilian King Chuck is.

Anyway, I will let that stand for the moment as the research into that subject seems to yield wildly divergent numbers.

The important question, I think, is how soon King Chuck will institute Coffee Enemas at the National Health Service.

Will they be mandatory or just recommended?

Asking for a friend, TIA.

The Queen is dead, Long Live the King!

-p

Quote from: pate on September 09, 2022, 07:29:40 PMWhat percentage Reptilian was the Queen:  Full-Blood, Half-Blood, Quarter-Blood, &tc?



From the image above, I am going to guess at minimum a Half-Blood...

I suppose we need to know what percentage Reptilian Prince Phillip was to figure out what percent Reptilian King Chuck is.

Anyway, I will let that stand for the moment as the research into that subject seems to yield wildly divergent numbers.

The important question, I think, is how soon King Chuck will institute Coffee Enemas at the National Health Service.

Will they be mandatory or just recommended?

Asking for a friend, TIA.

The Queen is dead, Long Live the King!

-p

It crossed my mind today if maybe David Icke had uttered anything about reminding his followers that he thought the Royal family are lizards..I guess not.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 07:22:15 PMI know I'm biased, but when it comes to precision on cerimony, the Brits are to the second. The fly passes, the parades, the salutes. Even the carriage pulling her lead lined coffin will pull up to Westminster Abbey precisely. The detail will pick her her up precisely on cue (much rehearsal). It will be more accurate than a Rolex.

Well, could be the German Royal line for precision. Not sure how it went beforehand. I kid. But, regardless, it is awesome and who doesn't like parades and flybys? Except some weird sourpusses who complain about the traffic etc.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 07:32:59 PMIt crossed my mind today if maybe David Icke had uttered anything about reminding his followers that he thought the Royal family are lizards..I guess not.

I'm hoping he on somewhere about it. Rense should get em. By the way you how many times bakers are praised, or castigated, in the Bible? It is nutso. The Joose loved their bread! Maybe more than gold n shenanigans. Revisiting the 'old books' and it worse than Hollywood or soap opera, but with bread and baker drama!

Quote from: albrecht on September 09, 2022, 07:34:35 PMWell, could be the German Royal line for precision. Not sure how it went beforehand. I kid. But, regardless, it is awesome and who doesn't like parades and flybys? Except some weird sourpusses who complain about the traffic etc.

There will be millions in London. I imagine most will be making arrangements now.

Quote from: albrecht on September 09, 2022, 07:34:35 PMWell, could be the German Royal line for precision. Not sure how it went beforehand. I kid. But, regardless, it is awesome and who doesn't like parades and flybys? Except some weird sourpusses who complain about the traffic etc.

It wouldn't surprise me if the Commonwealth countries and perhaps even US flew over their aircraft too.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2022, 07:52:42 PMIt wouldn't surprise me if the Commonwealth countries and perhaps even US flew over their aircraft too.

Funny a cousin heading over to there in France. Random trip but I said good timing. They put on good royal show and you already got booked rooms etc. Now probably impossible.