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Started by K_Dubb, July 23, 2022, 01:41:22 PM

WOTR

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 27, 2022, 07:41:24 AMWell that's nice. The queen always makes sure there's always at least one of her subjects here at all times. Welcome back, Bob. Your posts are above average.
Nice to see you two too, Walks and Roy. Now, where is our plague patient WOTR?

Wow, time flies. I almost forgot about that whole episode of attempting (and failing) to catch Covid. I think that this site was down by the time I finally did (accidentally) catch it. If memory serves.
I had a severe fever of something like 107 and no energy. I slept almost straight for 36 before rebounding to 100% health.

I really did want to catch it to be sure to not bring it to my mother or any of the older / less healthy people in my life. As it stood, I fortunately did not spread it to anybody.

*Now that the "experts" finally admit that it is here to stay and everybody (vaccinated or not) will catch it, I feel like I was just ahead of the curve by wanting to just get it over with.  ;)

WOTR

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 31, 2022, 12:29:35 PMPolite reminder. This thread is supposed to be all about how great I am. It's not an opportunity for sundry venomous queens to indulge their penchant for splenetic faggotry.

Thanks in advance.

I believe that such demands can only be made in a "general musings" thread. Unless you can convince MV to rename this thread, you are in no position to dictate the content.

Jackstar

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 04:33:18 AM*Now that the "experts" finally admit that it is here to stay and everybody (vaccinated or not) will catch it, I feel like I was just ahead of the curve by wanting to just get it over with.  ;)

We had it at home in November 2019. It presented as a fast-progressing flu for about three days; everyone got it and recovered easily, and it was really only notable at the time as remarkable in that I felt anything at all. (I am immune to most Punyling-illnesses and, like their scorn, rarely acknowledge any discomfort in any way beyond eating extra boogers at the dining table.) By now, it would seem that I have fully integrated an effective immune response into my system: no COVID outbreaks have brought about anything exceptional out of me other than an increased tolerance for those wearing poorly-fitted surgical masks with little dicks and bunnies printed on them.

I don't even feel the need to correct other peoples' spelling errors anymore. See? I'm evolving.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 04:33:18 AMWow, time flies. I almost forgot about that whole episode of attempting (and failing) to catch Covid. I think that this site was down by the time I finally did (accidentally) catch it. If memory serves.
I had a severe fever of something like 107 and no energy. I slept almost straight for 36 before rebounding to 100% health.

I really did want to catch it to be sure to not bring it to my mother or any of the older / less healthy people in my life. As it stood, I fortunately did not spread it to anybody.

*Now that the "experts" finally admit that it is here to stay and everybody (vaccinated or not) will catch it, I feel like I was just ahead of the curve by wanting to just get it over with.  ;)

Didn't you catch it when you went to a relative's house who was sick with it and played naked twister with him for a few hours...or maybe it was clothed checkers? A long time ago I once was so sick with the flu or something that dying didn't seem like such a bad thing but I don't think my temperature was even close to 107. I can't imagine how that must have felt. I'm glad you're back to one 100%. Some people who had a mild case complain of long-covid. Dave Navarro, for example, says he's been sick for six months so far:

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/dave-navarro-long-covid

One of my neighbors died from it. I don't know if he was vaccinated or not.

I sometimes wonder if covid was around at least a year before we ever heard about it and only hit the news after it got too out of control to keep it a secret.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 05:03:42 AMI believe that such demands can only be made in a "general musings" thread. Unless you can convince MV to rename this thread, you are in no position to dictate the content.

MV is only nominally in charge these days. There's a shadowy eminence grise pulling the strings and MV is a mere puppet dictator now. I'm not sure that changing it to a 'general musings' thread will guarantee that future posts about me will be therefore supportive and insult-free. You are obviously unfamiliar with the original general musings thread.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: WOTR on September 04, 2022, 04:33:18 AM*Now that the "experts" finally admit that it is here to stay and everybody (vaccinated or not) will catch it, I feel like I was just ahead of the curve by wanting to just get it over with.  ;)

I don't think you are entirely wrong about this and I am willing to admit that I think it was probably a vast over-reaction, when everything is taken into consideration. When I think of all the people I wanted dead from covid but there are all still alive (not all of them live in Martinez) I can't help thinking that it was not nearly as severe as we were led to believe and it should have been allowed to run its course rather than totally disrupt everything just to let a few people feel important.

SredniVashtar

In the unlikely event that anyone here is wondering who our new Prime Minister is, let me give you a brief synopsis. She is an Instagram-obsessed hag who is out of her depth and will probably drive the country into the ground. Doris Johnson, if you will. She is also obsessed with pork and cheese. We are doomed!


K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 05, 2022, 05:09:47 AMI don't think you are entirely wrong about this and I am willing to admit that I think it was probably a vast over-reaction, when everything is taken into consideration. When I think of all the people I wanted dead from covid but there are all still alive (not all of them live in Martinez) I can't help thinking that it was not nearly as severe as we were led to believe and it should have been allowed to run its course rather than totally disrupt everything just to let a few people feel important.

No no no do not give these chuckleheads a fucking inch  >:(  they opted out of the grand altruistic experiment, when their country asked them to accept a paltry risk of fatal clotting or heart inflammation while running around sweating and exerting like playing soccer like I am totally sure they do all the time in the name of protecting the elderly and obese, they did not answer the call, they hung up the phone and sat there clickysharing all sorts of nonsense about demon heads in the vaccine and snacking on apple-flavored horse paste they drove across state lines to some godforsaken feed store to procure and inventing all kinds of bullshit moral objections like the Jews were using fetus parts to stain everyone with the sin of Moloch and damn their eternal souls, and then sat there for a year gleefully waiting for all of us to die because some retarded prophet promised them every two weeks they'd be proven right for everyone to see.  They have forgotten all that silliness now, but I still remember.




K_Dubb

This is what a disease outbreak looks like with rapid vaccine uptake by a compliant, conscientious population. 



These same chucklefucks chafing in the shackles of oppression because they had to go in a certain door or their favorite bar was closed would have cheered if governments had rounded up all of us monkeypox-havers and put us on an island or in camps or raided our bars and sex dungeons and subjected us to all manner of government intrusion into our most intimate activities in the name of public health.  Hypocrites one and all, I see you  >:(

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 05, 2022, 10:47:35 AMNo no no do not give these chuckleheads a fucking inch  >:(  they opted out of the grand altruistic experiment, when their country asked them to accept a paltry risk of fatal clotting or heart inflammation while running around sweating and exerting like playing soccer like I am totally sure they do all the time in the name of protecting the elderly and obese, they did not answer the call, they hung up the phone and sat there clickysharing all sorts of nonsense about demon heads in the vaccine and snacking on apple-flavored horse paste they drove across state lines to some godforsaken feed store to procure and inventing all kinds of bullshit moral objections like the Jews were using fetus parts to stain everyone with the sin of Moloch and damn their eternal souls, and then sat there for a year gleefully waiting for all of us to die because some retarded prophet promised them every two weeks they'd be proven right for everyone to see.  They have forgotten all that silliness now, but I still remember.


Are you aware of a site called sorry anti vaxxer?

Herself reads it aloud to me when having our coffee in bed, and the stories all follow a similar thread..

Usually posting what the anti vaxxer sticks in fb etc..

Wife/husband refuse to be vaccinated..one or both get covid..they belligerantly declare it's going to be fine and tell anyone who listens it's all a myth/blown out of proportion..Socialist propaganda.

A few days pass..they have a fever but it's 'just a cold'. No-one going to tell this cool cat they can't go to work, go to Walmart...

A week or so...well, maybe it's flu. Yes, definitely flu..it'll pass.

10-15 days. They go to hospital, it isn't getting better, but it's precautionary only, because they know hospitals are death camps, and people go there to catch covid..

Still sending vids, but this time with O2 mask on and have laboured breathing..but they'll be fine..

Now things get serious, they're not sure who will look after their six kids and they've missed a mortgage payment, need to sort that out when they get out...

Three weeks later, they ask people to pray for them...that surely works, right? After all the idiotic medical staff are no use..

Four weeks and the spouse (who is also ill by now) posts she/he died yesterday...

Day later, a gofund me is set up to support and pay the funeral..$25000 should cover it. Wait? Isn't that asking others to bail you out? You know? The S word?

Juan

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 05, 2022, 05:56:21 AMIn the unlikely event that anyone here is wondering who our new Prime Minister is, let me give you a brief synopsis. She is an Instagram-obsessed hag who is out of her depth and will probably drive the country into the ground. Doris Johnson, if you will. She is also obsessed with pork and cheese. We are doomed!

Keep us posted.  I met Margaret Thatcher once. She gave every evidence of being a complete horse's arse - along the lines of John Kerry - maybe worse.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Juan on September 05, 2022, 03:33:17 PMKeep us posted.  I met Margaret Thatcher once. She gave every evidence of being a complete horse's arse - along the lines of John Kerry - maybe worse.

Thatcher was evil. Do NOT get me started on her.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 05, 2022, 03:36:12 PMThatcher was evil. Do NOT get me started on her.

Elvis wrote this song for her:


Yorkshire pud


Elvis Costello's dad.. Really..

WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 05, 2022, 10:54:16 AMThis is what a disease outbreak looks like with rapid vaccine uptake by a compliant, conscientious population. 



These same chucklefucks chafing in the shackles of oppression because they had to go in a certain door or their favorite bar was closed would have cheered if governments had rounded up all of us monkeypox-havers and put us on an island or in camps or raided our bars and sex dungeons and subjected us to all manner of government intrusion into our most intimate activities in the name of public health.  Hypocrites one and all, I see you  >:(


What your graph represents is not a drop in the number of people infected, but rather the number of people who give a Sh!t anymore and actually report it or get tested at a lab. According to our official numbers, there are 880 people in the hospital right now with Covid- and only 145 cases in total reported yesterday. Looking at the daily numbers, this vaccine thing is really working. Looking at the hospitalizations- not so much. Nobody I know has gotten a lab test when they test positive at home in the last several months- because nobody cares about the nothingburger anymore.

As for wishing people dead. Yeah- that was (and is) unfortunately on both sides, the vaxxed and the unvaxxed. I posted a cartoon here  a couple of days ago that made me laugh. No, I don't actually wish people dead. I'm on a telegram group that posts every death of every vaccinated person they can find. And I feel like I'm yelling into an abyss that they are all screwed in the head celebrating death and cheering it because "they" wished "us" dead for not taking the vaccine. So, naturally, "we" should all celebrate when one of "them" dies. It's bloody insane, morbid and sad.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: WOTR on September 05, 2022, 10:01:13 PMWhat your graph represents is not a drop in the number of people infected, but rather the number of people who give a Sh!t anymore and actually report it or get tested at a lab. According to our official numbers, there are 880 people in the hospital right now with Covid- and only 145 cases in total reported yesterday. Looking at the daily numbers, this vaccine thing is really working. Looking at the hospitalizations- not so much. Nobody I know has gotten a lab test when they test positive at home in the last several months- because nobody cares about the nothingburger anymore.

As for wishing people dead. Yeah- that was (and is) unfortunately on both sides, the vaxxed and the unvaxxed. I posted a cartoon here  a couple of days ago that made me laugh. No, I don't actually wish people dead. I'm on a telegram group that posts every death of every vaccinated person they can find. And I feel like I'm yelling into an abyss that they are all screwed in the head celebrating death and cheering it because "they" wished "us" dead for not taking the vaccine. So, naturally, "we" should all celebrate when one of "them" dies. It's bloody insane, morbid and sad.

I'd be very interested to know where this group gets their figures from of vaccinated people dying from covid, and the pathology surrounding the cases.

WOTR

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 05, 2022, 05:09:47 AMI don't think you are entirely wrong about this and I am willing to admit that I think it was probably a vast over-reaction, when everything is taken into consideration. When I think of all the people I wanted dead from covid but there are all still alive (not all of them live in Martinez) I can't help thinking that it was not nearly as severe as we were led to believe and it should have been allowed to run its course rather than totally disrupt everything just to let a few people feel important.

I think more people are reaching that conclusion looking at the numbers, realizing that 95% of the population has now had it, and that (as you point out) almost none of the degenerates have departed due to it.

*I look forward to watching your new prime minister. She seems like a peach.  ;) 

WOTR

Quote from: Roswells, Art on September 04, 2022, 04:30:23 PMDidn't you catch it when you went to a relative's house who was sick with it and played naked twister with him for a few hours...or maybe it was clothed checkers? A long time ago I once was so sick with the flu or something that dying didn't seem like such a bad thing but I don't think my temperature was even close to 107. I can't imagine how that must have felt. I'm glad you're back to one 100%. Some people who had a mild case complain of long-covid. Dave Navarro, for example, says he's been sick for six months so far:

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/dave-navarro-long-covid

One of my neighbors died from it. I don't know if he was vaccinated or not.

I sometimes wonder if covid was around at least a year before we ever heard about it and only hit the news after it got too out of control to keep it a secret.

To answer the question, I tried. It was my plan to avoid accidentally carrying to and spreading it to others in my life. I played crib for two nights straight in "covid castle" with a sick cousin (a holiday trailer parked in his back yard with the windows closed.) But I failed. It took several more months and dozens of other (accidental) exposures at work. Finally three of us at work caught it at the same time (all got sick on the same day.) So it had to have come from work- but nobody knows who the typhoid Marry was.

It really was only 36 hours from onset to 100% health. And only a fever, chills and no energy. No respiratory issues, no sore throat, no cough. Just sleep.

I do believe that it was circulating since at least the previous November (and possibly earlier) being unreported.

And my great aunt died of cancer (they marked it Covid- but she was at the best a couple of weeks away from death after several years of having some bone cancer.) My grandmother had no risks aside from age and died of Covid (I didn't know until recently- she had received her first shot a couple of weeks before admission to the hospital.)

WOTR

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 05, 2022, 10:10:29 PMI'd be very interested to know where this group gets their figures from of vaccinated people dying from covid, and the pathology surrounding the cases.

Sorry. This group combs facebook. Not for covid deaths- but for "vaccine deaths." Anybody from the age of 5 to 70 who dies suddenly or of a heart condition is a prime candidate to end up on the page. (Yes, until the vaccine nobody ever dropped dead of a heart condition at the age of 60... It HAS to be the vax.)  ;)

AS for people dying "of Covid". Numbers in Alberta and BC became unfavourable to the vaccinated. A disproportionate number of tripple vaxxed made up for a larger percentage of deaths than they should have. So the government stopped reporting deaths by vaccine status.*

*To be fair, the triple vaxxed are likely to be old and unhealthy people. So the fact that they dropped dead at a higher rate did not mean that the vaccine did not work at all as people twisted it to mean. But the figures had become laughable and fodder for the dirty anti-vaxxers. My sister has the screenshot of the last time Alberta Health published deaths and hospitalizations broken down by vaccine status.

Jackstar

Quote from: WOTR on September 05, 2022, 10:44:29 PMTo answer the question, I tried.

I'm putting the rings back together. I really appreciated finding out what happens when one disassembles a part of a magickal wedding necklace—I learned a lot—I'm just going to put it back together now because obviously this is no improvement for everyone that matters to me. (It's a short list and the rest of you can go fuck yourself.)

I think that the circumstances have changed significantly since the last time I was able to speak to another fucking human being that meant something to me, the people around here are certainly very nice for automatons but they aren't actually in sold beings at my level, so I think I'd like to actually have a goddamn conversation without the risk of going to fucking jail for $364 days it's not a very fair threat to pull over ahead and I hope you fucking rotten hell with no fucking teeth you curb stop ready fucking little Texan bitch. (Those of you and playing the home game me not realize that there were 17 different people playing the role of AFF Shaw and I don't know which of them are any of them anymore cuz they've all been reassigned to give a new names I would like to talk to two of them because two of them keep trying to call me and I can't talk to them and they probably want to talk to me and then for whatever reason they're being threatened with all kinds of repercussions if they don't shut up and not talk to me well fuck you I want to talk to him and her AND WHOMEVER WANTS TO TALK TO ME, BIRD FOUL ANIMAL VEGETABLE MISTRAL I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THEY WANT TO TALK TO JACK STAR THEY'RE GETTING THROUGH AND YOU'RE NOT FUCKING KEEPING ANY SINGLE ONE FUCKING PERSON BACK BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I WILL HUFF BUT I WILL PUFF AND I'LL KNOCK DOWN THOSE FUCKING JERICHO WALLS and I don't give a fuck who thinks they have ownership over my life—YOU FUCKING DON'T.


Quote from: WOTR on September 05, 2022, 10:44:29 PMIt was my plan to avoid accidentally carrying to and spreading it to others in my life.

That is a noble and decent reason to carry around a rosary or a Saint Christopher's medal but you need to understand that the fucking bioweapon spread around the world in the first six days. and I don't know what the fuck you think you were doing by not spreading around others by you know wearing gloves or washing your hands or or shitting in the street or whatever but I don't care because I just got it how long ago I don't know last week 2 weeks ago and then it seems pretty late for me to get it so if I was spreading it around I'm not sure why I got it this late. tell you what I don't really care that's not my concern right now I do need to have some sort of conversation with somebody and I don't care who has gotten married or moved on with their life or whatever the people who want to talk to me want to talk to me for whatever fucking reason they want to talk to me and I'm not opposed to talking to somebody who's married or somebody's in the hospital or whatever I just want the fucking phone to ring because the fucking phone does ring and then calls are blocked and whoever decided to block my fucking calls is going to smoke a fucking turd In Hell at the end of their natural lifespan and I will be there waiting for them with the fucking phone book to beat their fucking jaw in half.


Some people here are unaware of the fact that they have been taking advantage of a brain damaged cheerleader who had a panic attack on Christmas Eve and was then kidnapped and prevented from talking to me for the last fucking year you should probably get out of the way of that conversation coz like I'd like to have it I don't give a fuck coz like I was calling to fucking tell her that she was going to fucking get dumped now I don't know she's going to say maybe she'll ask me to turn water into wine maybe she want me to turn letting the gold maybe she wants me to tell her what the fuck happened because she probably doesn't fucking remember now since she hasn't fucking had a G-d damn conversation with me about the event ever since and I have been denied legal representation for at least five months and even before then there wasn't very good legal representation. I don't even know what the fuck you're doing! I haven't even seen discovery! AFTER 10 FUCKING MONTHS! ARE YOU STILL WAITING FOR IT TO PRINT OUT AT KINKO'S? You are dangerous and pathetic. you've scheduled trials for a bullshit case where I was attacked (and I'm the primary victim) and you've allowed a whole bunch of fucking worthless reprobate cowards and communists to fucking hide behind this idiot fucking bullshit excuse of the dumbest magic bullet theory I've ever heard my life. you have no probable cause. you have no case. you have shit. this is the most egregious failure of the American justice system I've ever witnessed up front and frankly it's very flattering however there are people who are tired of it and so am I, so it's going to fucking end.

Did I fucking stutter? Let me know in the comments below, and then go back to sucking each other's dicks for a while you obviously need practice.

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on September 05, 2022, 10:01:13 PMWhat your graph represents is not a drop in the number of people infected, but rather the number of people who give a Sh!t anymore and actually report it or get tested at a lab. According to our official numbers, there are 880 people in the hospital right now with Covid- and only 145 cases in total reported yesterday. Looking at the daily numbers, this vaccine thing is really working. Looking at the hospitalizations- not so much. Nobody I know has gotten a lab test when they test positive at home in the last several months- because nobody cares about the nothingburger anymore.

As for wishing people dead. Yeah- that was (and is) unfortunately on both sides, the vaxxed and the unvaxxed. I posted a cartoon here  a couple of days ago that made me laugh. No, I don't actually wish people dead. I'm on a telegram group that posts every death of every vaccinated person they can find. And I feel like I'm yelling into an abyss that they are all screwed in the head celebrating death and cheering it because "they" wished "us" dead for not taking the vaccine. So, naturally, "we" should all celebrate when one of "them" dies. It's bloody insane, morbid and sad.

That is a graph of monkeypox cases in NYC sweetheart ❤️ , where I promise the disease is still very much on people's minds and the apparent success of the vaccination program is greeted with relief by all 🤞 we are seeing a similar trend here.

Of course it is a different disease and a different vaccine (not without its own inherent risks) but, with certain venues for um socialization and hookups requiring proof of it, you don't see disgruntled unjabbed homos wearing yellow stars and convoys of Miatas descending on the Meatpacking District demanding to be let in.

WOTR

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 05, 2022, 11:18:03 PMThat is a graph of monkeypox cases in NYC sweetheart ❤️ , where I promise the disease is still very much on people's minds and the apparent success of the vaccination program is greeted with relief by all 🤞 we are seeing a similar trend here.

Of course it is a different disease and a different vaccine (not without its own inherent risks) but, with certain venues for um socialization and hookups requiring proof of it, you don't see disgruntled unjabbed homos wearing yellow stars and convoys of Miatas descending on the Meatpacking District demanding to be let in.

Why does it seem like I'm always one pandemic behind the times? Between your 5 Covid shots, tetanus, flu, monkeypox and other shots, how the hell do you keep up?

*I have to assume that to keep things historically accurate they should protest by wearing a pink star. But I would not expect them to protest being made up of a group that is used to having to deny who they are to blend in. Personally, I'm proud of the inclusive establishments for enacting exclusionary policies. Those people need to be shamed and spit on.

I just can't imagine showing my papers in order to blow my load. But to each his / her / their / Zim / Zir's own.

SredniVashtar

Some current words and phrases that have been current for a number of years but still annoy the living fuck out of me. Those uneducated fuckbrains from across the Atlantic are mostly responsible for this bullshit.

1. 'Leaning in'. What started as a reasonably useful way of describing a gradual course of action is now used to describe any action whatsoever. People use it all the time now.

2. 'Having said that' or 'with that said'. Repeatedly mindlessly ad nauseam for no reason at all.

3. 'So....'. Yeah, let's all start every sentence with 'so...', as though it's in the middle of something rather than at the start. Why????

4. 'Does that make sense?' This one really boils my piss, it's as though they think you are so fucking dense they need to keep checking that you are following it all. Fuck off!

5. 'Right?' This is said at the end of almost every sentence now, like a bloody parrot. Whenever I hear someone say this I want to rip their fucking arms off and beat them to death with the wet end.

With that said, you are all a bunch of cunts.

Innerreach

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 06, 2022, 09:25:01 AMSome current words and phrases that have been current for a number of years but still annoy the living fuck out of me. Those uneducated fuckbrains from across the Atlantic are mostly responsible for this bullshit.

1. 'Leaning in'. What started as a reasonably useful way of describing a gradual course of action is now used to describe any action whatsoever. People use it all the time now.

2. 'Having said that' or 'with that said'. Repeatedly mindlessly ad nauseam for no reason at all.

3. 'So....'. Yeah, let's all start every sentence with 'so...', as though it's in the middle of something rather than at the start. Why????

4. 'Does that make sense?' This one really boils my piss, it's as though they think you are so fucking dense they need to keep checking that you are following it all. Fuck off!

5. 'Right?' This is said at the end of almost every sentence now, like a bloody parrot. Whenever I hear someone say this I want to rip their fucking arms off and beat them to death with the wet end.

With that said, you are all a bunch of cunts.

I hear ya, bro! 😀

K_Dubb

Quote from: WOTR on September 06, 2022, 12:29:58 AMWhy does it seem like I'm always one pandemic behind the times? Between your 5 Covid shots, tetanus, flu, monkeypox and other shots, how the hell do you keep up?

*I have to assume that to keep things historically accurate they should protest by wearing a pink star. But I would not expect them to protest being made up of a group that is used to having to deny who they are to blend in. Personally, I'm proud of the inclusive establishments for enacting exclusionary policies. Those people need to be shamed and spit on.

I just can't imagine showing my papers in order to blow my load. But to each his / her / their / Zim / Zir's own.

Well I can always blow my load by myself, I suppose, but it's fairly common, when you want to do it with someone else for whom you presumably harbor at least a nascent affection, to volunteer the date and results of your latest screening and shots so they know you are not trying to give them something horrid by way of introduction, the usual concerns about privacy tend to evaporate when you are hoping to smash.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 05, 2022, 03:32:56 PMHerself reads it aloud to me when having our coffee in bed...

Probably eating biscuits (that's 'cookies' for you not fortunate enough to born on the right side of the Atlantic) as well, and spreading crumbs everywhere. The bed must look a right state, like you both have psoriasis.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 05, 2022, 11:07:36 PMI'm putting the rings back together.

The new configuration is complete, and there is not much to tell why the new configuration is any different.

No other important news to report until I finish my breakfast meal of beer and chocolate cake.

Strange complications with gangstalking and spooky interactions at a distance have occurred, and are looking likely to be going to occur on an ongoing basis.

It's possible that some people have not realized just how stubborn I am. I'll see what I can do about finding out what the hell is actually happening. I don't think there's LSD in the water supply and if there were, I'm not drinking it anyway.

This should probably be a new topic but this is where I start off with: THE RINGS.

Jackstar

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 06, 2022, 10:19:41 AMWell I can always blow my load by myself, I suppose, but it's fairly common, when you want to do it with someone else for whom you presumably harbor at least a nascent affection, to volunteer the date and results of your latest screening and shots so they know you are not trying to give them something horrid by way of introduction, the usual concerns about privacy tend to evaporate when you are hoping to smash.

This is an interesting subject to me, given that I'm not really looking to start up a new sexual relationship anytime soon, one previous ones that I have seem to be doing perfectly fine with me, although I haven't seen anybody in so long I'm not exactly sure how long I've been time traveling but I made it clear quite some time ago that my first date was supposed to be going to the place to get blood tests done to find out what diseases I have, if any.

It's possible I may have the monkeypox; or maybe not. I feel fine. Symptoms are mild, are going away, and I prefer natural immunity anyway.

Still. Spooky interactions at a distance have been noted. This might call for an emergency 5 minutes with Jackstar.

Then again: I don't want to alarm anyone. Let's not be too hasty. My communications are already compromised, and it's possible that most people do not fully conceptualize just just how stubborn I really am.

Additionally it's possible that any person I run into might be a Shaw in disguise, sent to bamboozled me into tricking myself into going to jail. I no longer get phone calls, I just get notifications telling me to log into account that doesn't exist. If it doesn't exist, how do I get the notification? Yes, that's right: these people are stupid.

Honestly if it wasn't just for a couple of strange niggling coincidences, I think this is the best vacation I've ever had. It's not like I really need people to answer my calls. Except I do, since my vehicle's been disabled and my phone doesn't work and I haven't heard from any of my friends in months, and by now some of you should probably have noticed that they haven't talked to me.

We're not quite at EMERGENCY level standards yet, BUT THINGS COULD ESCALATE QUICKLY AT ANY MOMENT. Sounds good to me but I don't think anybody else feels the same way. ;)


I'm thinking maybe somebody's trying to get rid of me like scare the other neighborhood like a coordinated program to encourage me to go away because they don't like my Hungarian ways, you dig? Little do they know this is the most exciting time I've ever had in my entire life, and if there's really this much weird attention being paid my way, they ain't seen nothing yet. Wait until the house transforms into a robot. They'll be shooting into their pants then, that's for sure.

Also this isn't getting anybody get their money back any sooner. If anything, it's canceled debt, they just don't know it yet.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 06, 2022, 10:20:25 AMProbably eating biscuits (that's 'cookies' for you not fortunate enough to born on the right side of the Atlantic) as well, and spreading crumbs everywhere. The bed must look a right state, like you both have psoriasis.

Of the two of us, she's the one who shys away from eating in bed. When I say shys, I mean discourages it..when I say discourages it I mean she really really doesn't like crumbs in bed.

How are you on 'game changer' 'Sounds good' 'perfect' (for everything), 'FYI'?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 06, 2022, 02:35:34 PMOf the two of us, she's the one who shys away from eating in bed. When I say shys, I mean discourages it..when I say discourages it I mean she really really doesn't like crumbs in bed.

How are you on 'game changer' 'Sounds good' 'perfect' (for everything), 'FYI'?


We get it! She wears the pants...and the strap-on. 🙄

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