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Started by K_Dubb, July 23, 2022, 01:41:22 PM

albrecht

Quote from: WOTR on August 29, 2022, 12:17:01 AMUntil now, I had assumed that Akwilly had simply disappeared into to the Alaska wilderness setting random boxes, televisions, couches and automobiles stuffed with poo on fire. Now I assume you simply moved.

Welcome back, Willy.

https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=9800.0

That thread and pics was one of the best on BG. So bizarre. Comeback AKWilly! Report on poo burnings, fishing reports, and I hope your pup is well.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 28, 2022, 11:32:56 PMShreddie Yorkshire the red one or Yorkshire Gold the white one?

I don't buy either, actually, I usually just get the cheap ones from Aldi.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 28, 2022, 07:47:03 PMThe UK's biggest warship has broken down off the south coast shortly after setting sail on what had been billed as a "landmark mission" to the United States.

Imagine SV's embarrassment.  :-[





A mere setback. I have been email-bombing the Admiralty for several years about this, regarding my plan to settle accounts with your lousy country once and for all. It's good to see that they are finally heading over there and we can start using those big guns to blast the buggery out of you. This little 'mishap' was probably a diversionary tactic to delude you burger-chewing bastards into a false sense of security.

pate

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 01, 2022, 04:09:12 AMA mere setback. I have been email-bombing the Admiralty for several years about this, regarding my plan to settle accounts with your lousy country once and for all. It's good to see that they are finally heading over there and we can start using those big guns to blast the buggery out of you. This little 'mishap' was probably a diversionary tactic to delude you burger-chewing bastards into a false sense of security.

Hell, at this rate your leaky tub will be a farthing (or whatever backward measure of distance you Anglishers use) off Hull by the time we have developed a Rail-gun with sufficient range from Newport News,VA to put the poor thing out of its misery.



Or, maybe just nuke it from orbit...

-p

K_Dubb

Haha what a dumb boat looks like a floating skate park



I heard that it was on its way over here to refight Chesapeake v. Shannon with the Gerald R. Ford, was already penning a new broadside about the Pride of the Yankee Navy and thumping them and thumping them again and again.

Jackstar

Quote from: pate on September 01, 2022, 03:00:31 PMOr, maybe just nuke it from orbit...

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Or, maybe I can tell you about The Plan. Or, maybe I can tell you about all the texts I sent this morning! Or maybe you could just watch the fallout.

I asked myself why would a bunch of people who have effectively limitless money want to bother being concerned about how much money somebody like me makes?

Because I don't believe it was about ever gaining more cash it was about making me at zero, while being fraudulent about it in the first place.

I'm not surprised psychiatry has had a great grand difficulty trying to figure out what to do about MK-Ultra mindslaves. Y'all think that you are normal people. It's frightening.


Did it cost you all the same amount of money as my aunt and uncle cost me? Because until you've lost over 177 million in potential earnings, you pretty much don't know what earnings are.

Gosh, if only there were some way to make money from home. So we can get a job in your schedule, but let's be clear: people want me to leave here so that I can be robbed while I was gone. It's time to go people cared about how much money I had it's about getting me out of the house so you could have your wicked way with it.

The sense of entitlement in this group is unreal. My sense of personal satisfaction and what I've done with my life for the last 5 years is immense.

Now, has anybody figured out that I'd like to know who's in charge? Cuz I'm about to go over somebody's... head.


P.S. I've seen that software I've been talking about the people said I was crazy for describing, and it's pretty much like exactly I thought it was but the really crazy thing is that I've been to the Future and I've seen Jason Michael Hunt as a pretty hot woman. I don't know if he's trans or it's a future descendent, but I always liked that guy.

I especially liked the way his father always seemed embarrassed when I saw him again.

Not because he deserved it, but because at least he was honest in his contrition.

Which was a good place to start.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 01, 2022, 03:19:39 PMHaha what a dumb boat looks like a floating skate park



I heard that it was on its way over here to refight Chesapeake v. Shannon with the Gerald R. Ford, was already penning a new broadside about the Pride of the Yankee Navy and thumping them and thumping them again and again.

A f*cking ramp!


K_Dubb

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 01, 2022, 05:52:41 PMA f*cking ramp!



IKR and what is that, that is not an island that is a bloody archipelago



K_Dubb

Failed to grease shaft  :o

HMS Prince of Wales, the £3bn pride of the Navy, grinds to halt over 'failure to grease propeller shaft'
'Embarrassment' as new aircraft carrier's landmark mission to the US hangs in the balance over major fault

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/08/30/hms-prince-wales-warship-grinds-halt-failure-grease-propeller/

Rookie error

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 01, 2022, 10:21:04 PMFailed to grease shaft  :o

HMS Prince of Wales, the £3bn pride of the Navy, grinds to halt over 'failure to grease propeller shaft'
'Embarrassment' as new aircraft carrier's landmark mission to the US hangs in the balance over major fault

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/08/30/hms-prince-wales-warship-grinds-halt-failure-grease-propeller/

Rookie error



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SredniVashtar

HMS Embarrassment. God bless her and all who sail in her!

pate

Indeed.

We typically send out rescue missions after the naval engagement (if required) on our side of the pond.

Naval traditions vary, I suppose.

We have one of those traditions called a "Shakedown Cruise" that I always understood to have been borrowed (or retained, if you like) from y'all.

Has the Great Anglish Navy abandoned this practique?

You might try blaming NATO and the resultant close association to your French cousines and their naval traditions, Nautical Shore?

Just trying to help.

Cheers,
-p

SredniVashtar

Quote from: pate on September 02, 2022, 05:20:48 AMIndeed.

We typically send out rescue missions after the naval engagement (if required) on our side of the pond.

Naval traditions vary, I suppose.

We have one of those traditions called a "Shakedown Cruise" that I always understood to have been borrowed (or retained, if you like) from y'all.

Has the Great Anglish Navy abandoned this practique?

You might try blaming NATO and the resultant close association to your French cousines and their naval traditions, Nautical Shore?

Just trying to help.

Cheers,
-p

You dim bastards obviously can't recognise a classic diversion tactic when you see one. It's a bit like a bird faking an injury to try and divert you from their young. We have this all under control, don't you worry. And you will be destroyed. I will be shortly going undercover to coordinate some of the initial mischief before we get out the big stick on y'all!

*Message ends*


SredniVashtar

I need hardly mention that the coming revolution will involve me taking over this site from Martin Vanderboggle and have it running on strict lines of British supremacy and patriotism.

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 02, 2022, 05:46:11 AMI will be shortly going undercover to coordinate some of the initial mischief before we get out the big stick on y'all!

That means he's going to bed  ;D

Don't worry; we're dusting off our dreadnought.  You still have a few sitting around, don't you?  Seems to me you used to have scads of them.

https://twitter.com/TheSubHunter1/status/1565344211477856257

Lazarus

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 02, 2022, 05:52:22 AM
Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 02, 2022, 05:46:11 AMI will be shortly going undercover to coordinate some of the initial mischief before we get out the big stick on y'all!

That means he's going to bed  ;D


Juan

At least this Prince of Wales didn't suffer the fate of the 1941 one, which was sunk off the Malay coast by Japanese airplanes.

pate

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 02, 2022, 05:46:11 AMYou dim bastards obviously can't recognise a classic diversion tactic when you see one. It's a bit like a bird faking an injury to try and divert you from their young. We have this all under control, don't you worry. And you will be destroyed. I will be shortly going undercover to coordinate some of the initial mischief before we get out the big stick on y'all!

*Message ends*



Jaysus (PBUH), I had not peeled The Onion down to that penultimate (5G) level yet, I was stuck on the 3D chess move after "Russian Operation!"



I hope I haven't blown the cover off the obviously obvious MI6(5?) deep-fake op!

I would hate to get one of those NATO-ally "rendition" visits by some questionable murky three (or more) letter/number foreign outfits that shouldn't be operating on US soil!

-p

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 02, 2022, 04:07:22 AMHMS Embarrassment. God bless her and all who sail in her!

I don't feel so bad about the time I forgot the sealing shim between the sump nut and the oil sump on a motorbike I had that gradually seeped out. It didn't quite run dry but was close. Don't do it kids!

I'd hate to be the guy who signed off the docs to verify the guys under his supervision had done the job; But it does call into question how it had lasted as long as it did because it isn't her first outing with the props turning. Curiouser and curiouser.

albrecht

It is a bit nuts but I seem to recall some 'expert' with theories claiming Crisco was an artificiallly, failed lubricant for Naval operations (not for a sordid side) but also some kinda side-deal later for a 'soft-kill' population depop agenda. To use that over more traditional food cooking options, like lard, seut, etc Amazing. One notes in passing why 'rapeseed' was rebranded for US markets.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 01, 2022, 05:52:41 PMA f*cking ramp!



The idea for the ramp was borne from a while ago to increase the ordnance capability of the aircraft. HMS Hermes had the ski jump so the Harriers could take off with a full bomb load. As the pair of new carriers are equipped with the F35 (maritime edition) and it has VSTOL capabilities it makes sense to maximise the ability of it to take off with as many banging things as it can to do the mission. Vertical take off is incredibly power hungry and would tear up the flight deck in no time, so stick a ramp at the end, turn on the taps and shoot forwards and before you know it you're having positive climb and on you way to ruin someone's day.

The two islands I was curious about, apparently it's a combination of the power output exhaust and a happy accident to separate aircraft management and ship management...but both islands can take over the full roles if either is damaged.

Yorkshire pud

Just so we don't forget 'we all make mistakes'...

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SredniVashtar

Quote from: albrecht on September 02, 2022, 07:53:52 PMIt is a bit nuts but I seem to recall some 'expert' with theories claiming Crisco was an artificiallly, failed lubricant for Naval operations (not for a sordid side) but also some kinda side-deal later for a 'soft-kill' population depop agenda. To use that over more traditional food cooking options, like lard, seut, etc Amazing. One notes in passing why 'rapeseed' was rebranded for US markets.

There are all sorts of 'theories' going around, like KFC has some sort of agent that makes black people infertile. I usually stay off mentioning Crisco too much because it's K_Dubb's internet password for pretty much everything and the last thing we want is Mr Puniverse having all his bank accounts cleaned out and forced to live in an orange box in an especially insalubrious part of Seattle.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2022, 08:56:46 PMJust so we don't forget 'we all make mistakes'...

Some are bigger than others. The US Navy only has three Seawolf class attack subs and one of those was turned into a floating hotel for the SEALs. The other two are just pcked with anti-shipping missles, way more than the newer, smaller Virginia class boats. So USS Seawolf and USS Connecticut are at the tip of the spear in deterring a potential invasion of Taiwan.

Except USS Connecticut plowed into some under water hill and crushed her bow in.The investigation seemed to be a classic:

"Cavanaugh's investigation outlines a climate aboard the Connecticut that reads more like a "McHale's Navy" script than the operation of one of the world's most elite subs with accounts of rundown living conditions and feckless leadership. "


McHale's Navy doesn't inspire much confidence in our Navy.




Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 03, 2022, 05:27:49 AMThere are all sorts of 'theories' going around, like KFC has some sort of agent that makes black people infertile. I usually stay off mentioning Crisco too much because it's K_Dubb's internet password for pretty much everything and the last thing we want is Mr Puniverse having all his bank accounts cleaned out and forced to live in an orange box in an especially insalubrious part of Seattle.

The KFC thing is true BTW. The Colonel was right up there with the other elites - wee, beady eyes and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QstPMc7_HcM

Juan

That KFC thing is the reason Black people around here give for going to Church's or Popeye's.  Or just picking it up at the Publix deli.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2022, 08:12:54 PMThe two islands I was curious about, apparently it's a combination of the power output exhaust and a happy accident to separate aircraft management and ship management...but both islands can take over the full roles if either is damaged.

Happy accident haha oh yes we know all about the Rile Nivey and love of superstructure, here is HMS Warspite at Jutland with a perfectly reasonable bridge



and here she is later with a gigantic office block installed for WWII



built, no doubt, to house the Captain's chart room, the Admiral's dining salon, the Flag Leftenant's chart room, the first-class buggery parlor, second-class buggery parlor,  several classes of messes since messes of the noble ranks cannot be combined with messes of the lower orders as they are an entirely different kind of mess, accommodations for the First Sea Lord and his retinue since by this time in the Empire's collapse you guys had more cocked hats than ships and you might as well have put to sea in them.  To say nothing of the captain's gig, the Admiral's jolly-boat, pinnace and barge, and the Chief Steward's barca longa for haggling with the local fishermen over the fresh plaice His Nibs absolutely must have every supper or his tummy goes off.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 03, 2022, 09:39:30 AMHappy accident haha oh yes we know all about the Rile Nivey and love of superstructure, here is HMS Warspite at Jutland with a perfectly reasonable bridge



and here she is later with a gigantic office block installed for WWII



built, no doubt, to house the Captain's chart room, the Admiral's dining salon, the Flag Leftenant's chart room, the first-class buggery parlor, second-class buggery parlor,  several classes of messes since messes of the noble ranks cannot be combined with messes of the lower orders as they are an entirely different kind of mess, accommodations for the First Sea Lord and his retinue since by this time in the Empire's collapse you guys had more cocked hats than ships and you might as well have put to sea in them.  To say nothing of the captain's gig, the Admiral's jolly-boat, pinnace and barge, and the Chief Steward's barca longa for haggling with the local fishermen over the fresh plaice His Nibs absolutely must have every supper or his tummy goes off.

The second class buggery parlour (checks notes) was converted at her last refit into an agreeable squash court with attached sauna. The Admiralty insisted on soft towels too.

pate

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 03, 2022, 05:27:49 AMThere are all sorts of 'theories' going around, like KFC has some sort of agent that makes black people infertile. I usually stay off mentioning Crisco too much because it's K_Dubb's internet password for pretty much everything and the last thing we want is Mr Puniverse having all his bank accounts cleaned out and forced to live in an orange box in an especially insalubrious part of Seattle.

My favorite KFC "theories" are the bioengineering nightmares:



That's the bio-chicken theythe hobo elitists at KFC created for the Dozen Chicken-wing meal.

Then there is the other one the "headless fryer bio-chicken" which is even more alarming, so I will not post the image, it could be considered NSFW (Work/Pregnant Wimmins/Chillren).

-p

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