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Quote from: MagnificentBastard on July 20, 2014, 09:44:26 AMMan, there have been a lot of great guitar riffs, but I'ma gonna say Hall of The Mountain King or maybe Grace of the Witch by Savatage (before they went fruity and became the Trans Siberian orchestra). They got one of them midgets in the music video.

From the Greatest guitar riff thread.

Quote from: malachi.martini on January 16, 2016, 02:30:55 AMDied 7 times, writing 5 books, saved everyone in her high school, manifested Italian villas with the power of her mind, cooks portabello mushrooms, is really great around alzheimer's patients and autists.

What a gal.

From the  Other Side of Midnight - Richard C. Hoagland - Live Chat Thread

Quote from: malfador on July 28, 2012, 02:10:45 AMwhat annoys me? Mummy's. why? they're assholes...they don't swing a machete like other horror characters, they don't try and eat your flesh, they don't even try to mind fuck you...they just mumble through their wrapped up asshole faces and stumble around..frankenstein's monster mumbled but he was badass and would throw kids into lakes, that takes balls.

I mean sure there is the belief that if one touches you, you become cursed...but is that all they have? weak sauce...sorry Lon

From the Things That Annoy You thread.

Quote from: malliard on November 22, 2014, 02:43:54 PMi just cant wrap my head around why more hosts and listeners dont post here...

From the Dark Matter Network Content

Quote from: lnmradio on February 27, 2018, 01:33:06 AMAnd MV your just jealous cause Art picked my show and not yours lol and I told him to stick in in his ass lol your a wanna B ! ok out of this BS Bell cock suck

Vara's fascinating, vicious, driveby. He let loose, drove off and never returned. From the Mike Vara Reveals the Truth about DMDN? thread.

- Sorry for intruding Rix but the fractured grammar and "BS Bell c*ck suck" has always tickled me. Alas the mighty LNM sheild is no more but the Vara Network continues the legacy:
www.latenightinthemidlands.com

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 15, 2022, 04:31:23 AMVara's fascinating, vicious, driveby. He let loose, drove off and never returned. From the Mike Vara Reveals the Truth about DMDN? thread.

- Sorry for intruding Rix but the fractured grammar and "BS Bell c*ck suck" has always tickled me. Alas the mighty LNM sheild is no more but the Vara Network continues the legacy:
www.latenightinthemidlands.com

He had a way with words, that's for sure.  That last bit really stung.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on August 15, 2022, 04:31:23 AMVara's fascinating, vicious, driveby. He let loose, drove off and never returned. From the Mike Vara Reveals the Truth about DMDN? thread.

- Sorry for intruding Rix but the fractured grammar and "BS Bell c*ck suck" has always tickled me. Alas the mighty LNM sheild is no more but the Vara Network continues the legacy:
www.latenightinthemidlands.com

You are not intruding, WAN.  Everyone is welcome to post quotes here.

Quote from: manfromplanedtx on March 17, 2012, 08:40:49 PMWhen I was a teenager, I saw shadows out of the corner of my eye every so often, when I was alone.

I consider myself a Christian and believe in Christ, but I do not for the most part believe in prayer.
My feeling is God created wonderful things, but cannot intervene.

Anyways, my story was around 1995, when I was living in the San Fernando Valley in a small single by the intersection of Sepulveda and Roscoe. I was a salesman for an Adult Video company as was my
ex con, heroin addicted roomate. There was alot of negative energy in my life and in our neighborhood. We slept on the floor in opposites ends.

One night I am having a nightmare in which a dark force is choking me in my sleep. Afraid at first, in my dream I remember saying to the thing that you can't hurt me, I believe in Jesus. My fear went away, and after a moment so did the choking sensation. I woke up, and with 1 minute, my roomate in his sleep says that something is choking me and he wakes up with his eyes bulging out of fear.

Whatever had been screwing with me, went to attack him.

From the Your Supernatural Experiences thread.

Quote from: Rix Gins on August 16, 2022, 12:57:36 AMFrom the Your Supernatural Experiences thread. Whatever had been screwing with me, went to attack him.

Is this real world or exc∅rcise? Because I still remember the difference. And I either teleported or died or I'm Bender fucking a cyborg right now, rnrnrnmmmMNMH, AND DUST DID TOO WOOT.

So that works. Now, I wonder if I can find my own clit? I've only ever found everyone else's.

Quote from: Rix Gins on August 16, 2022, 12:57:36 AMFrom the Your Supernatural Experiences thread.

Operation Mincemeat: ONGOING
Operation MINDFUCK: ONGOING
Operation TOGETHER: You tell me, ffs.
Hi (((DSM)DSm)/DdT\Deety), yeah it feels wierd all right. Should be okay. It beats hanging out in that nutrient bath or freezing to death without a Tauntun to crawl into.
Good question. I guess we'll just have to see. (Tinkerbell came at least 3 times. Plus more assorteds. Starbridges confirmed for video. And sound. And people kept crashing into the windows but they never broke one. Do you know how hard it is to break a window? Well, Tinkerbell and I do, so I guess you can join the club a little later .:)_) I don't know, but I would not mine a birthing vat whenever. I feel alright for now.

It's not my first choice for getting high but it will do. Now, who wants to read me in now? I bet you have volunteers.

Quote from: ManiacMatt on May 10, 2012, 04:11:30 PMMost docs refer to it as the "trout pout".  It is normal anatomy to have an upper lip that is thinner than the lower lip.  I feel sorry for this women.  They are really insane in the membrane.

From the Bad Plastic Surgery thread. 

I guess taking my ball and going home presents peculiar perturbations when my home is a Basquette ball court.


OXYGEN: it won't be gone before soon.

Quote from: Jackstar on August 16, 2022, 03:54:48 AMNow, who wants to read me in now? I bet you have volunteers.

Maybe this g*y should get a job reading people in, or just, you know, disappear. Would that be a job, or a gig, or... well, look:

Trust no one.

Quote from: mannequin on March 27, 2012, 08:54:15 PMI have a few experiences that I can't explain.

I used to live in an old crafstman style home, built in 1925. It was probably some kind of servants dwelling because the house behind me was really big, while mine was only about 1/3 it's size (maybe  1,400 sqft) and had a flagstone walkway leading back toward the larger house. Anyway, it was really old, had hardwood floors and was just kind of basic. Sometimes at night, my wife (at the time) and I would hear banging going on in the kitchen. We agreed it was the cabinet doors opening and closing, but we never witnessed it. We had cats, and they were easy enough to blame, but I remember one time the racket was really intense and I sat up in bed to see all the cats asleep around me. I remember being paralyzed with fear.

Another time, in the same house, I was awakened by something. The phenomena always occurred between midnight and 3:00 am, as per the paranormal textbook. Anyway, I saw a bright, almost neon, green light zig-zagging down the hall and disappearing. I figured it may have been the reflection of vehicle lights, somehow making it's way through the blinds, but the more I think about it, I don't know what it was. Green lights? Weird. I never made contact with any entities. I think there was something there.

I sold the house in 2006 and bought another house built in 1963 - and that is another story. Stay tuned, lol. I believe something got stirred up in the wake of my very painful and quite brutal divorce and subsequent home remodel. Haunted places or haunted people? I have other stories that I'll get to in time.

From the Your Supernatural Experiences thread.
(He never got to them.)

Quote from: Manx on August 14, 2015, 11:09:16 PMReminds me of the great Norm MacDonald joke

Everyone wants to go back in time to kill Hitler, but I'm afraid if I went back, I'd fall under his spell

From the Andrew D. Basiago, Time Travel - Live Chat Thread.

Quote from: Rix Gins on August 19, 2022, 01:57:50 AMFrom the Andrew D. Basiago, Time Travel - Live Chat Thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAMgT8LuZaw

Quote from: Marc.Knight on June 28, 2009, 01:12:11 PMIt is interesting.  In college I had a friend who had a debilitating fear of tall buildings.  Sort of the opposite of a fear of heights.  When we drove by a tall building he would end up on the floor of my car whimpering.

From the Coulrophobia thread.

Quote from: maren on August 05, 2015, 10:23:01 PMI'm having difficulty paying attention.

From the Flat Earth Debate - Live Chat Thread

Quote from: Mastodonkey on November 08, 2013, 08:34:43 AMKnew it was only a matter of time before testicles were brought into the conversation..

From the Message to Art in this "troubling" time thread.

Quote from: maureen on September 12, 2013, 01:46:51 PMCould we start a thread of limericks as well?

From the Haiku for Noory-san

Quote from: McPhallus on September 09, 2011, 04:11:36 PMI was on my way to my terrible job at evil Satan Farm headquarters and I heard the local radio schmucks talking about a plane hitting a building or something?

Got to my desk and heard the news.  The IT people were nice enough to set up a video feed from one of the cable news networks, which I watched for the rest of the day. 

Funny thing.... In the ensuing days, I heard from people I hadn't talked to in years.

From the 9/11 MEMORIAL THREAD: WHERE WERE YOU?

Quote from: Rix Gins on August 24, 2022, 01:16:53 AMWHERE WERE YOU?

Bed.

Quote from: Jackstar on August 24, 2022, 03:20:15 PMBed.

Same here.  I was working late nights at the time and would sleep in.  By the time I woke up, everything was down.

Quote from: Jackstar on August 24, 2022, 03:20:15 PMBed.

and get yo ass back to AZZGAB

Quote from: Lazarus on August 24, 2022, 08:39:34 PMand get yo ass back to AZZGAB

I will consider the notion.

Quote from: Jackstar on August 24, 2022, 09:09:52 PMI will consider the notion.

Shitting up two forums to the point of irrelevancy? Wow! You're just so cool! 🙄

Quote from: Rix Gins on August 24, 2022, 01:16:53 AMFrom the 9/11 MEMORIAL THREAD: WHERE WERE YOU?

Mr. Gins... It is nice to see you again. you are one of a fairly limited number of posters that I did genuinely miss from ellgab when I no longer logged in.

To answer the question, I was on a D-6 dozer very near the local international airport listening to the radio. I think that I had posted that I did some cold math in the early hours when I recall that the news was reporting "up to 50,000 dead" and I lost even more respect for the reporters who were trying to sensationalize an already horrible event.*

*They said that 50,000 would be in the towers. I divided it by 2 as the first tower was hit well in advance of the second and then took 1/3 of that number as the plane was described as hitting the top 1/3. My estimate while they were saying "up to 50,000 dead" was closer to 8,000. And there is no way that they were not trying to sensationalize it even more with their estimate.

Quote from: WOTR on August 25, 2022, 01:55:25 AMMr. Gins... It is nice to see you again. you are one of a fairly limited number of posters that I did genuinely miss from ellgab when I no longer logged in.

To answer the question, I was on a D-6 dozer very near the local international airport listening to the radio. I think that I had posted that I did some cold math in the early hours when I recall that the news was reporting "up to 50,000 dead" and I lost even more respect for the reporters who were trying to sensationalize an already horrible event.*

*They said that 50,000 would be in the towers. I divided it by 2 as the first tower was hit well in advance of the second and then took 1/3 of that number as the plane was described as hitting the top 1/3. My estimate while they were saying "up to 50,000 dead" was closer to 8,000. And there is no way that they were not trying to sensationalize it even more with their estimate.

Hi WOTR, good to see you too.  I remember being curious as to what Art's thoughts would be on 9/11 but my local radio station preempted him with three straight nights of network coverage.   

Quote from: Rix Gins on August 25, 2022, 04:05:06 AMHi WOTR, good to see you too.  I remember being curious as to what Art's thoughts would be on 9/11 but my local radio station preempted him with three straight nights of network coverage.   

I was out of the country during 9/11 but I seem to recall hearing a replay later and that Art did have a show on 9/11 with lots of callers and his thoughts about retribution. You probably can find it in the archive.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on August 24, 2022, 11:39:50 PMShitting up two forums to the point of irrelevancy? Wow! You're just so cool! ::)

"(W)e have the protocols".

Quote from: albrecht on August 25, 2022, 08:36:58 AMI was out of the country during 9/11 but I seem to recall hearing a replay later and that Art did have a show on 9/11 with lots of callers and his thoughts about retribution. You probably can find it in the archive.

Oh good, I was hoping that he did a show, especially on the first night of 9/11.  That network coverage I spoke of was abominable.  Three straight nights of boo-hooing, we are such victims, what did we do to deserve this?  I was near to pulling my hair out.