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Quote from: Liberace! on July 22, 2022, 08:31:43 PMThat sounds like a valuable, multifaceted drill site (if you own the mineral rights).  I don't know why it's not being utilized.  My uncle once owned a shoe polish mine.  Good living.

I wonder if I could talk Tommee into giving me the mineral rights to Jorch's head if I sign up for Coast Insiders.  Or maybe for a case of Ho Hos.

There is indeed some lucrative stuff on the surface but I fear I'd come up empty drilling into that cranium.

Quote from: ItsOver on July 23, 2022, 09:05:22 AM...I fear I'd come up empty drilling into that cranium.

You could rent out the empty cavity as a storage unit. 

Quote from: Liberace! on July 23, 2022, 10:27:43 AMYou could rent out the empty cavity as a storage unit.

Good point.  You could store a lot of crap, like pate's posts, in that humongous space.

Next week Noory has scheduled a program where he interviews all the c2cam guest hosts.
Another way for him to be lazy?

Ian: so George, that's the long story of how I got interested in D. B. Cooper.
sNoory: airplanes are such fascinating things.  Did you know some people voluntarily jump out of them?  Have you heard about a fellow named D. B. Cooper?

Quote from: Morgus on July 23, 2022, 03:59:19 PMNext week Noory has scheduled a program where he interviews all the c2cam guest hosts.
Another way for him to be lazy?

"Thuh Haterz say yes!"

Quote from: Juan on July 23, 2022, 04:14:12 PMIan: so George, that's the long story of how I got interested in D. B. Cooper.
sNoory: airplanes are such fascinating things.  Did you know some people voluntarily jump out of them?  Have you heard about a fellow named D. B. Cooper?

Jorch:  George Knapp... wow! You're named "George," too!  Whut are the odds!

I just tuned into C2C for the first thyme in many yarns tonight;  I have to say that Dave's voice lessons (or whatever) really seem to be paying off.

As far as I can tell, by half-list-shunning:  I acshually understain most of what easy saying!

Kudos, Dave!


Did ewe get some sort of surgery to correct that hare-lip thing so you can finally get rid of the Saddam-esque ’stache?

Nautical Shore, but in any case:  you seem to have lost that basso profundo thing that both John B. Wells and Art had in spades.

I will take coherency, diction, and understand-ability every day of the weak over exhausting mush-mouthery!

Well Done, sir!

-p

just tuned into C2C for the first thyme in many yarns tonight;  I have to say that Dave's voice lessons (or whatever) really seem to be paying off.
As far as I can tell, by half-list-shunning:  I acshually understain most of what easy saying!
Kudos, Dave!

Did ewe get some sort of surgery to correct that hare-lip thing so you can finally get rid of the Saddam-esque ’stache?
Nautical Shore, but in any case:  you seem to have lost that basso profundo thing that both John B. Wells and Art had in spades.
I will take coherency, diction, and understand-ability every day of the weak over exhausting mush-mouthery!
Well Done, sir!
-p



Jorch sounds good because you were listening to Punnett.

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Is it true? Are we back?? We are!!!!
Hallelujahs and Praise MVs!!!!!!

And how appropriate as I was woken from ear-piece slumbers this night by our favorite jackass playing the dumb tape of the old lady being up the guy with her handbag for the umpteenth thousandth time. 
"That laugh is infectious. To be sure," opines Noory. 
No, Joorch. Fake and deeply annoying. Like you. 

George Noory will never not suck. 

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 03, 2022, 04:41:43 AMIs it true? Are we back?? We are!!!!
Hallelujahs and Praise MVs!!!!!!

And how appropriate as I was woken from ear-piece slumbers this night by our favorite jackass playing the dumb tape of the old lady being up the guy with her handbag for the umpteenth thousandth time.
"That laugh is infectious. To be sure," opines Noory.
No, Joorch. Fake and deeply annoying. Like you.

George Noory will never not suck.

Wow. He's still playing that?

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 03, 2022, 03:11:43 PMWow. He's still playing that?

Along with Edgar Allan Poe readings and UFO Phil on Fridays. Shoot me now.

sNoory's voice seems to be getting higher pitched.  More geezer-like.

Quote from: Juan on August 04, 2022, 05:05:07 AMsNoory's voice seems to be getting higher pitched.  More geezer-like.

The bass voice enhancer device Noory uses on the air might be malfunctioning?

Tommee writing a tell-all book, or something? Unloading truck after trip n thought I heard something like that. Noory cautioned him. Some caller. I think Walt commenting on 'looks' of screener and guest hosts because 'he got a smart phone' was creepy also. Tired from long drive so can't be sure what I heard. But weird/lame show interviewing other C2C hosts....

Quote from: Morgus on August 04, 2022, 05:59:55 PMThe bass voice enhancer device Noory uses on the air might be malfunctioning?

Malfunctioning? As in Tommee messing with it for grins?

Quote from: albrecht on August 04, 2022, 06:22:27 PMTommee writing a tell-all book, or something? Unloading truck after trip n thought I heard something like that. Noory cautioned him. Some caller. I think Walt commenting on 'looks' of screener and guest hosts because 'he got a smart phone' was creepy also. Tired from long drive so can't be sure what I heard. But weird/lame show interviewing other C2C hosts....

Did you hear about Walt calling into the C2C show with Snorge "interviewing" all the hosts and basically spilling that he had the hots for Chuckles Willis. 

Quote from: ItsOver on August 04, 2022, 06:31:21 PMDid you hear about Walt calling into the C2C show with Snorge "interviewing" all the hosts and basically spilling that he had the hots for Chuckles Willis. 

Yeah old Walt really has fallen hard for Connie, he also called into her when she guest-hosted last Friday night and again was hitting her with comments about her beauty, he even forgot to go after the guest with his arch-skeptic "with all due respect to your guest" shtick!

Quote from: Morgus on August 04, 2022, 06:34:14 PMYeah old Walt really has fallen hard for Connie, he also called into her when she guest-hosted last Friday night and again was hitting her with comments about her beauty, he even forgot to go after the guest with his arch-skeptic "with all due respect to your guest" shtick!

Ha! Connie's no doubt seeing dollar signs with the smitten Walt.  He's most likely forking over the dollars at Chuckle's Blue Balls Rock site.

Quote from: ItsOver on August 04, 2022, 06:52:46 PMHa! Connie's no doubt seeing dollar signs with the smitten Walt.  He's most likely forking over the dollars at Chuckle's Blue Balls Rock site.

"With all due respect I only recently got this cell phone and you are quite a beauty. I have size 14 feet and know you like Bigfeet. Hardeharha."

Quote from: albrecht on August 04, 2022, 07:02:33 PM"With all due respect I only recently got this cell phone and you are quite a beauty. I have size 14 feet and know you like Bigfeet. Hardeharha."

"You had me at size 14."

Quote from: ItsOver on August 04, 2022, 07:08:15 PM
"You had me at size 14."

Instead of his book I want TOMMEE to put out the out-takes and callers screeners refused on program, in addition to the sordid Noory tales banned by iHate, Inc. The pervs, the rat eating haterz calls, the even more demented callers/guests, the family of dead old people angry that their parents got bilked by snakeoil salesmen, the egg lobbyist payola calls (you tell Doc to up that egg count- say it cures monkeypox like it did chickpox, or something, I don't care! Push the eggs and you'll get a cut!,) the 'dating apps' that resulted in id theft, domestic stalking, and restraining orders....and so on. 

I just heard George's intro on my local station. I'm pretty sure that it's not my imagination that George was sounding extra glitchy tonight. I haven't listened for some time so maybe this is his normal. He sounded almost like he's been taking enunciation lessons from sleepy joe. 

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 04, 2022, 11:14:18 PMI just heard George's intro on my local station. I'm pretty sure that it's not my imagination that George was sounding extra glitchy tonight. I haven't listened for some time so maybe this is his normal. He sounded almost like he's been taking enunciation lessons from sleepy joe.

Ok, fuck it.  I've gotta hear some of this.  Tuning in for the first time since August 2010...

"Hyposthuthus."

I can't believe I'm listening to George right now...

Quote from: Lilith on August 05, 2022, 01:17:34 AMI can't believe I'm listening to George right now...

It's really a strange feeling.

Question 1:  How are yeeeeewwww?!?!
Question 2:  When did you get into this?

I see not much has changed.  But the pronunciation issue was obviously worse, right out of the gate.  Still listening, oddly enough...

Quote from: MV/Liberace! on August 05, 2022, 01:20:55 AMIt's really a strange feeling.

Question 1:  How are yeeeeewwww?!?!
Question 2:  When did you get into this?

I see not much has changed.  But the pronunciation issue was obviously worse, right out of the gate.  Still listening, oddly enough...

I'm listening to George learn about NPC's,  and next, The Mandela Effect. The only difference is George sounds older I guess.

Quote from: Lilith on August 05, 2022, 01:33:20 AM...George sounds older I guess.

He does.  Time is marching on, I suppose.  He's starting to get that old-man-throaty-thing that Paul McCartney has had in recent years, and while he never had a particularly deep voice, any remaining low end in his voice has definitely dropped out.  Having said all of that, the only truly important thing is, did George Senda ever get paid for those 60 second C2CAM appearances where he complained about single ply tissue and cracks in sidewalks?

This little burst of Noory kinda inspired me to cleanse my palate by listening to Art Bell for the first time in seven years.  It's Ed Dames' first appearance from December 1995.  This ought to be a hoot.