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SHREDNI FASHTARIII

Started by K_Dubb, July 23, 2022, 01:41:22 PM

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 30, 2022, 10:53:41 AMThat is a tired old drag queen joke but A for effort 👍

K_Dubb

Quote from: whoozit on July 30, 2022, 12:07:20 PMPerish the thought or at least restrain and punish it in the most non-sexual manner possible.
You are in luck, I was gonna do it but I got there later than normal and all they had left was not-terribly-photogenic pain au chocolate, looks like a turd wrapped in a loofah.

Dr. MD MD

Since he's obviously the evil one his twin must therefore be the good one: Fhrendi Sashtariii.


paladin1991

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 29, 2022, 10:18:58 AMNeedless to say, my contempt for you malodorous, cousin-humping bastards remains as fierce as ever.
Look AZZ, he's talking to you.

AZZERAE

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 30, 2022, 08:39:36 PMLook AZZ, he's talking to you.

Nah, man.

I'm afraid incest is an exclusively American pastime.

I'm with the Limey.



K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 30, 2022, 04:04:17 PMSince he's obviously the evil one his twin must therefore be the good one: Fhrendi Sashtariii.
Just how much skunk cabbage did it take for you to come up with that one???

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 31, 2022, 11:22:32 AMJust how much skunk cabbage did it take for you to come up with that one???

Hey, it made me laugh and that's all that matters.  😛

AZZERAE

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 31, 2022, 11:23:50 AMHey, it made me laugh and that's all that matters.  😛

Weren't you the one just dissing Jack for smelling his own farts the past year?

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 31, 2022, 11:23:50 AMHey, it made me laugh and that's all that matters.  😛


The bar is on the floor guys




SredniVashtar

Polite reminder. This thread is supposed to be all about how great I am. It's not an opportunity for sundry venomous queens to indulge their penchant for splenetic faggotry.

Thanks in advance.

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 31, 2022, 12:29:35 PMPolite reminder. This thread is supposed to be all about how great I am. It's not an opportunity for sundry venomous queens to indulge their penchant for splenetic faggotry.

Thanks in advance.
No I started this thread to summon you so you could roar and ponce about in your usual fashion for our general amusement.  You have been doing an adequate job so far.





Dr. MD MD

Quote from: AZZERAE on July 31, 2022, 11:39:30 AMWeren't you the one just dissing Jack for smelling his own farts the past year?
Could you understand my post?

SredniVashtar

I will Birtwistle bomb you until you get for mercy and forgiveness. I saw this in the theatre, by the way. Still grieving, so STFU.

Dr. MD MD


K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 31, 2022, 12:43:24 PMOK, you asked for it.
What, more shitty poetry? I am literally quaking rn Roses are red violets are blue I am a faggot and you are one too

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 31, 2022, 12:46:49 PMI will Birtwistle bomb you until you get for mercy and forgiveness. I saw this in the theatre, by the way. Still grieving, so STFU.
You have got to be kidding me, two hours of musical boborygmus? and the minotaur has a belly; not hot >:(

SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 31, 2022, 12:52:33 PMYou have got to be kidding me, two hours of musical boborygmus? and the minotaur has a belly; not hot >:(
If you don't watch it all and answer the questions I will set you I will regard you henceforth as a weedy pigeon who is beneath my notice, and no Forster house pic will you get out of me. 

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 31, 2022, 12:57:33 PMIf you don't watch it all and answer the questions I will set you I will regard you henceforth as a weedy pigeon who is beneath my notice, and no Forster house pic will you get out of me.
Ok fine I will watch it later, it is too bright I am trying to get sun on my nippies because I got burned yesterday and it looks  like I'm still wearing a tank top :o

SredniVashtar


Then there's this, which caused a protest at the time. There was actual full-frontal peen on display, if memory serves.


K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 31, 2022, 01:10:38 PM
Then there's this, which caused a protest at the time. There was actual full-frontal peen on display, if memory serves.
Oh that trick is old hat by now, there have been weens flying all over the stage in the Venusburg for decades.  Artistically it makes sense, it is a bacchanal, but to come away with that as a primary impression is a trifle gauche, about what I would expect of you  8)

SredniVashtar

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 31, 2022, 01:29:22 PMOh that trick is old hat by now, there have been weens flying all over the stage in the Venusburg for decades.  Artistically it makes sense, it is a bacchanal, but to come away with that as a primary impression is a trifle gauche, about what I would expect of you  8)
I try to tailor my conversation to my audience. I knew I couldn't expect you to take an interest in actual music over that frou-frou bullshit you love so dearly, so I had to introduce the whanger motif so that you paid attention.

SredniVashtar

Anyway, this production was from the late-eighties, where superabundant cockery was very much new-hat and not vielle jeu at all. So f you and your grandmother with a red-hot drainpipe.

K_Dubb

Quote from: SredniVashtar on July 31, 2022, 01:32:55 PMI try to tailor my conversation to my audience. I knew I couldn't expect you to take an interest in actual music over that frou-frou bullshit you love so dearly, so I had to introduce the whanger motif so that you paid attention.
I don't know why people seem to be under the impression that we are in a tireless search for cock, I've seen plenty up close and personal and some chubby tenor's flopping about barely within shouting distance is really neither here nor there, if you know what I mean.

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