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Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2022, 08:54:30 AMIf I didn't know better it would almost seem like he is proposing a new network, a well-worn furrow already plowed by Keef and Rubini.  The hoodies were at least original but I missed out on the distribution somehow, was kind of hoping for a new round of bellgab ponchos tbqh

I think he only sent them out to women. He tried multiple times to get my address. First he told me he was a banker. I guess he thought I'd think that would make him trustworthy. Hahaha. Then he told me he wouldn't even see my address if I sent it to him, it would go straight to his staff who do the shipping and handling of the hoodies. Haha.

Anyway, I see where you're going with your comment. You might be on to something.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 25, 2022, 09:12:39 AMI think he only sent them out to women. He tried multiple times to get my address. First he told me he was a banker. I guess he thought I'd think that would make him trustworthy. Hahaha. Then he told me he wouldn't even see my address if I sent it to him, it would go straight to his staff who do the shipping and handling of the hoodies. Haha.

Anyway, I see where you're going with your comment. You might be on to something.

Old Whitecrow never made any grammar or spelling mistakes. Zombie Whitecrow makes them frequently.

Oh no, papi got one 👀 I remember.  Ay yi yi

I think with mv's family in Morocco now is the perfect time to set up connections for a poncho-distribution empire!  Pack up a container of those babies, ship to White Crow for a neat high-quality zillion-stitch embroidered bellgab logo, I can get all my influencer friends (ok they all have onlyfans ) to wear them out in Cannes and Ibiza and Dubai, profit.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2022, 09:33:09 AMOh no, papi got one 👀 I remember.  Ay yi yi

I think with mv's family in Morocco now is the perfect time to set up connections for a poncho-distribution empire!  Pack up a container of those babies, ship to White Crow for a neat high-quality zillion-stitch embroidered bellgab logo, I can get all my influencer friends (ok they all have onlyfans ) to wear them out in Cannes and Ibiza and Dubai, profit.

Well, Decon has the soul of a woman or maybe he received a hoodie because he has a podcast.

I remember Whitecrow try to send a hoodie to a seemingly female, new member, who had been on Bellgab only day or two. She didn't bite.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 25, 2022, 09:46:27 AMWell, Decon has the soul of a woman or maybe he received a hoodie because he has a podcast.

I remember Whitecrow try to send a hoodie to a seemingly female, new member, who had been on Bellgab only day or two. She didn't bite.

Papi is perfect in every way ❤️

Yes I remember, I guess I thought that with the female population now shrunk to canny old hands like you and brig he might consider expanding the franchise, some of us are still very new to forumming.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2022, 08:54:30 AMIf I didn't know better it would almost seem like he is proposing a new network, a well-worn furrow already plowed by Keef and Rubini.  The hoodies were at least original but I missed out on the distribution somehow, was kind of hoping for a new round of bellgab ponchos tbqh

There is a reason there are no photos of anyone wearing a Whitecrow Hoodie.  He stalked and killed everyone that was foolish enough to send him their address.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Quote from: whoozit on July 25, 2022, 10:29:31 AMThere is a reason there are no photos of anyone wearing a Whitecrow Hoodie.  He stalked and killed everyone that was foolish enough to send him their address.  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

It's plausible.

TheOne/Tootsie/Rubini/WhiteCrow etc. must be ancient. I think H.P Lovecraft wrote about him and his species.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 25, 2022, 09:46:27 AMWell, Decon has the soul of a woman or maybe he received a hoodie because he has a podcast.

I remember Whitecrow try to send a hoodie to a seemingly female, new member, who had been on Bellgab only day or two. She didn't bite.

Maybe he was trying to sleep with me, my mind has now been altered forever.


#METOO

Quote from: Corona Kitty on July 25, 2022, 12:47:33 PMMaybe he was trying to sleep with me, my mind has now been altered forever.


#METOO

What are your purrfurred pronouns?

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Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 25, 2022, 09:46:27 AMWell, Decon has the soul of a woman.

Quote from: pate on July 25, 2022, 02:31:31 PMWhat are your purrfurred pronouns?

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I purrfurr "creature", or "it".

Quote from: Corona Kitty on July 25, 2022, 04:08:42 PMI purrfurr "creature", or "it".

That is both fake and gay.

I begin to doubt you were born with a Y-chromosome.

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Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2022, 10:01:26 AMPapi is perfect in every way ❤️

I was just trying to annoy him. It's a phrase he used to insult someone else. It didn't work. Too soon. Everyone is still high from the grand reopening of Bellgab.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 25, 2022, 04:50:14 PMI was just trying to annoy him. It's a phrase he used to insult someone else. It didn't work. Too soon. Everyone is still high from the grand reopening of Bellgab.

Trying to annoy me? I had no idea I bothered you. 

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Quote from: pate on July 25, 2022, 04:35:00 PMThat is both fake and gay.

I begin to doubt you were born with a Y-chromosome.

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Oh not you too, didn't realize a few of you were still upset.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on July 25, 2022, 04:57:23 PMOh not you too, didn't realize a few of you were still upset.

It is upsetting to have my sides hurt so from laughing at you all these years.

Please stop sucking, at least stop sucking in public...  I realize you need the money, still don't you have any self-respect?

That last question was rhetorical, btw.

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Quote from: Corona Kitty on July 25, 2022, 04:54:53 PMTrying to annoy me? I had no idea I bothered you.

Don't worry about it. I knew you got a hoody and that K_Dubb would correct me. It was just a joke that failed because people thought that sentiment came from me. And also it wasn't funny.

Quote from: pate on July 25, 2022, 05:00:34 PMIt is upsetting to have my sides hurt so from laughing at you all these years.

Please stop sucking, at least stop sucking in public...  I realize you need the money, still don't you have any self-respect?

That last question was rhetorical, btw.

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Oh okay? Lol wtf.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 25, 2022, 05:01:07 PMDon't worry about it. I knew you got a hoody and that K_Dubb would correct me. It was just a joke that failed because people thought that sentiment came from me. And also it wasn't funny.

Bellgab memorabilia, I don't blame you one bit.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on July 25, 2022, 05:05:50 PMOh okay? Lol wtf.

Daniel, I honestly had forgotten about you...

Hear, a song:


https://youtu.be/DquA6KyHTos

It comes from the heart!

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Quote from: AZZERAE on July 24, 2022, 04:05:52 AMSome of us have been podcasting for years now (myself, Jackstar). So there are people creating content. It just seems like you aren't aware of it, or there isn't any effective promo being done by creators.

content or dreck?  If I were to look for you where would I find you?  Besides the mens room at the Mickey D's enjoying some secret sauce?

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 24, 2022, 08:46:52 AMWhat did she die of? She wasn't that old, was she?

All these people dieing makes me want to pursue my lifelong dream of buying a sailboat and fucking off around the world before it's too late.

I'll probably skip Somalia.

Can I go with?  We should definitely do Somalia, the land of the skinnies.  I'll bring my toys.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on July 24, 2022, 11:02:21 AMAfter running my own gab i would never want to run one again. It goes from being a fun place to shitpost into being a job and it sucks the fun out of it. I dont want to be a tard wrangler i just want to be one of the tards.

Well then bubba, you're home.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on July 24, 2022, 11:15:33 PMYes and no..

Goals; increase audience and income
Turn your passion into income
 

Podcasters need a real leader and manager that can monetize their efforts.. its so simple, just takes focus and leadership. 

Find your Brian Epstein and take over late night AM radio's cash cow. Podcasting  has very limited cash flow.

Chiefist could easily do this with some help from bateman and others to get it started.

The podcasts you already made are your auditions for  a AM radio rotation night and also could be used for future.AM radio show content. 


 

Yeah!  Chefist could do a podcast on the increedible world of printer cartridges.

Quote from: AZZERAE on July 25, 2022, 02:19:22 AMBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Dude!

I was under the assumption that I was on friendly terms with whoever it was behind the "Tootsie Wootsie" account...

Now, I dunno about you, but I don't just casually send pictures of my dick out to friends.

Do you and Richard exchange 'em, from time to time? You seem pretty tight.

LOL.  You said 'tight' in reference to dubb.  LOL.

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 25, 2022, 08:54:30 AMIf I didn't know better it would almost seem like he is proposing a new network, a well-worn furrow already plowed by Keef and Rubini.  The hoodies were at least original but I missed out on the distribution somehow, was kind of hoping for a new round of bellgab ponchos tbqh

If you ask nice, MV will shoot you over a pair of his favorite socks.  Perfect for adding a little wang to any soup base.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on July 25, 2022, 09:12:39 AMI think he only sent them out to women. He tried multiple times to get my address. First he told me he was a banker. I guess he thought I'd think that would make him trustworthy. Hahaha. Then he told me he wouldn't even see my address if I sent it to him, it would go straight to his staff who do the shipping and handling of the hoodies. Haha.

Anyway, I see where you're going with your comment. You might be on to something.

White Crow is a stand up dude.  He was sending out hoodies.  I got one.  I'm guessing he just doesn't like you fags.  

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 25, 2022, 07:15:03 PMWhite Crow is a stand up dude.  He was sending out hoodies.  I got one.  I'm guessing he just doesn't like you fags. 

Can you prove you weren't stalked and murdered?

Quote from: whoozit on July 25, 2022, 07:30:54 PMCan you prove you weren't stalked and murdered?

Or that you do in fact have a Y chromosome?

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Quote from: whoozit on July 25, 2022, 07:30:54 PMCan you prove you weren't stalked and murdered?

Paladin, Dubb, Albrecht... the dead are adding up. Yep, no doubt about it. We're all dead and Tootsie is alive and surfing the net, while stuffing down the Cheetos. I'm looking forward to meeting Bruce Willis or at least his movie character.