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Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

Started by SergeantMajor, June 05, 2018, 03:38:31 PM

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AZZERAE

Quote from: Silphion on February 19, 2021, 08:44:04 PM
By the way, has anyone seen a sign of Rubini lately?

His elaborate forum site has gone _____ up.

Tits up. Its gone tits up.

Jackstar

Quote from: timebandit on February 19, 2021, 06:30:59 PM
#DieInYourArmsTonight

*snap*  I got it! In addition to the fact that I am, through and through, an utterly churlish boor quite a lot of the time -- I am not without my ability to sense that a woman desires appreciation.

And now: HYPOTHESIS: As I am the only man Heather Wade has ever interacted with who finds her intellect more appealing than all her other parts put together, as well as had been routinely treated by her with contempt, scorn, and blank-faced stone-walled non-acknowledgment, now shows up spouting horrifying nonsense and utterly trampling whatever plans may have been pain-stakingly laid for future intent, and that intent was now lost forever, and she hates it when someone who is not attracted to her does that. Hrrm.|||

I don't know. I don't like it.


In any event, I'm not dis-attracted. I'm just hanging neutral in space. I'm good. I don't understand some of the aspects of the shafting here. Look, I'm just happy to be ear while other spirits are sterilizing the orchard.

Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on February 20, 2021, 02:35:54 AM
*snap*  I got it! In addition to the fact that I am, through and through, an utterly churlish boor quite a lot of the time -- I am not without my ability to sense that a woman desires appreciation.

And now: HYPOTHESIS: As I am the only man Heather Wade has ever interacted with who finds her intellect more appealing than all her other parts put together, as well as had been routinely treated by her with contempt, scorn, and blank-faced stone-walled non-acknowledgment, now shows up spouting horrifying nonsense and utterly trampling whatever plans may have been pain-stakingly laid for future intent, and that intent was now lost forever, and she hates it when someone who is not attracted to her does that. Hrrm.|||

I don't know. I don't like it.


In any event, I'm not dis-attracted. I'm just hanging neutral in space. I'm good. I don't understand some of the aspects of the shafting here. Look, I'm just happy to be ear while other spirits are sterilizing the orchard.

Your self-perceived contempt, scorn, and non-acknowledgment may be understandable,
but what is this nonsense you speak of, horrifying as it must be to a sensitive nature?
And what is the nature of these apparent plans that may have been laid for the future?
That being said, "other spirits ... sterilizing the orchard" is still a fascinating allusion.


Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on February 20, 2021, 03:42:35 AM
That being said, "other spirits ... sterilizing the orchard" is still a fascinating allusion.

Okay, I think I can tell this story. Because I happen to have this sensitivity to spirit beings in my general vicinity--kicked on in 2012ish--when I became enraptured with a (PROTECTED) I began to find that their "ancestor spirits" (no better words) began to present themselves to me in my mind more and more often. As this was not accompanied by any increase in the use of hallucinogenic compounds and such-like (really not a frequent tool), it was not long before I accepted that it was a legitimate thing that I was experiencing, and plenty of other people claimed they were engaged in the experience of chatting it up with dead people as well.

I am not all that ceremonious about it. My grandfathers showed up one night with 10 other spirits of unknown provenance. Both of my grandfathers were dead before I were born, so I always wondered what it would be like to have a grandfather. So as this group of 12 spirits rolled up on Grapefruit and I, two of them indicated voicelessly that, yep, that was them, and there was nothing visible to my visible sight, but they were there, along with 10 others, and 3 of those 10 suddenly disintegrated as they got within a 5yd radius of me.

Ooops. I don't know if I dodged a bullet or what. It started a shitstorm that my imagination couldn't follow. That took an hour or so to settle, in a manner either not my business, or I simply never noticed, I was with Grapefruit and as cool as it sounds to be visited by spirits, I've had that experience once in a while that the novelty has worn off some.

The novelty has not worn off of her at all, and in fact continues to build like layers of lovingly applied lacquer along the lines of a world-worn sailing schooner. See? See? That's word music, right there. Go on, sing it. Me.

So the 12 spirits eventually did something involving some kinda 12 pointed star that they formed in a circle around Grapefruits pineal gland, roughly, about 5 inches from her skull. It was a normal sight in the room, but as they spirits shrunk down to gem sized point of light that spun around her head, the light in the neurosphere got brighter and brighter. I don't see that kind of stuff often. I wasn't on drugs. It was Memorial Day. It was the day I brought my fifth set of the remains of a deceased beloved, which as I have said before--it's five. Maybe more elsewhere, sure, but in this city, if I want more than six deaders in my broom closet, I gotta apply for a licence.

So I knew with four, it felt like nothing special. I'm not really into this "dead world" stuff. I just had a hunch that some wild times might happen when I brought another skeleton inside. I wondered, since someone mentioned to me, "Well, sure, a fine, but why is this a law anyway, what did this rule. How is that a rule?

I still have no idea what my grandfathers were doing with 10... who knows what. How could I find out? Well, I guess if it ever becomes my area, I'll know. My innate lack of interest in escalating this kind of perception in an all day thing to study told me that was what would be best for me. This is what keeps me from chasing down rabbit holes and losing my objectivity, and thus my sanity.

Also, when something completely new and remarkable in my experience suddenly happens in a non-physical plane of bounded local reality, I can really identify it as "not just imagination" fast. Reasons unclear on ability to describe well. "spooky" and "smokey" and "diaphanous" come to mind for that. Having seen that kind of thing before, and already having the experience of partially travelling between worlds, overtime it's a killer, but sometimes it is vitally important that a courier be ready to skip from rabbit to rabbit in a moment's alacrity. So when I suddenly found myself daydreaming about about a hundred tiny little ancestor spirits manifesting all over the place where they immediately started doing... I don't know, but they ended up helping heal some emotional trauma of somehow, and it was was fun both to imagine what good they could be doing, and to know that it was a harmless manifestation meant only to help in ways asked for, and to assume it didn't matter anyway, and with that attitude, the perception of such things becomes much more commonplace.

The ability to describe them well hasn't done the same yet. Recycler combinator? That's a silly name. What was I thinking when I made that up? Oh, I didn't make it up--that's what it is actually called. Fuck this. I'm going to bed and hide from translator duty. Someone else can describe what reality is doing for awhile. Sound nice, doesn't it?

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on February 20, 2021, 03:42:35 AM
And what is the nature of these apparent plans that may have been laid for the future?

I can't do that one yet.

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on February 20, 2021, 03:42:35 AM
Your self-perceived contempt, scorn, and non-acknowledgment may be understandable,
but what is this nonsense you speak of, horrifying as it must be to a sensitive nature?

This part is me working on the greeting card section of my portfolio. I wanna take over Hallmark and make it Halljack. I'm not even kidding. Sea changes are my speciality.

Aim high, Kids.


Quote from: Lilith on February 17, 2021, 11:11:21 PM
Oh Pa LEESE Heatha.  Have you totally forgotten your commentary and trolling of Snoory?
Lilith, What was Heather talking about? Her February 17 broadcast is not in the archives. What was on there that she did not want to replay? Can you tell me, or does anyone have a copy of the show? Thank you. friendship, so say we all🦠

Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on February 20, 2021, 05:53:13 AM
Okay, I think I can tell this story. Because I happen to have this sensitivity to spirit beings in my general vicinity--kicked on in 2012ish--when I became enraptured with a (PROTECTED) I began to find that their "ancestor spirits" (no better words) began to present themselves to me in my mind more and more often. As this was not accompanied by any increase in the use of hallucinogenic compounds and such-like (really not a frequent tool), it was not long before I accepted that it was a legitimate thing that I was experiencing, and plenty of other people claimed they were engaged in the experience of chatting it up with dead people as well.

I am not all that ceremonious about it. My grandfathers showed up one night with 10 other spirits of unknown provenance. Both of my grandfathers were dead before I were born, so I always wondered what it would be like to have a grandfather. So as this group of 12 spirits rolled up on Grapefruit and I, two of them indicated voicelessly that, yep, that was them, and there was nothing visible to my visible sight, but they were there, along with 10 others, and 3 of those 10 suddenly disintegrated as they got within a 5yd radius of me.

Ooops. I don't know if I dodged a bullet or what. It started a shitstorm that my imagination couldn't follow. That took an hour or so to settle, in a manner either not my business, or I simply never noticed, I was with Grapefruit and as cool as it sounds to be visited by spirits, I've had that experience once in a while that the novelty has worn off some.

The novelty has not worn off of her at all, and in fact continues to build like layers of lovingly applied lacquer along the lines of a world-worn sailing schooner. See? See? That's word music, right there. Go on, sing it. Me.

So the 12 spirits eventually did something involving some kinda 12 pointed star that they formed in a circle around Grapefruits pineal gland, roughly, about 5 inches from her skull. It was a normal sight in the room, but as they spirits shrunk down to gem sized point of light that spun around her head, the light in the neurosphere got brighter and brighter. I don't see that kind of stuff often. I wasn't on drugs. It was Memorial Day. It was the day I brought my fifth set of the remains of a deceased beloved, which as I have said before--it's five. Maybe more elsewhere, sure, but in this city, if I want more than six deaders in my broom closet, I gotta apply for a licence.

So I knew with four, it felt like nothing special. I'm not really into this "dead world" stuff. I just had a hunch that some wild times might happen when I brought another skeleton inside. I wondered, since someone mentioned to me, "Well, sure, a fine, but why is this a law anyway, what did this rule. How is that a rule?

I still have no idea what my grandfathers were doing with 10... who knows what. How could I find out? Well, I guess if it ever becomes my area, I'll know. My innate lack of interest in escalating this kind of perception in an all day thing to study told me that was what would be best for me. This is what keeps me from chasing down rabbit holes and losing my objectivity, and thus my sanity.

Also, when something completely new and remarkable in my experience suddenly happens in a non-physical plane of bounded local reality, I can really identify it as "not just imagination" fast. Reasons unclear on ability to describe well. "spooky" and "smokey" and "diaphanous" come to mind for that. Having seen that kind of thing before, and already having the experience of partially travelling between worlds, overtime it's a killer, but sometimes it is vitally important that a courier be ready to skip from rabbit to rabbit in a moment's alacrity. So when I suddenly found myself daydreaming about about a hundred tiny little ancestor spirits manifesting all over the place where they immediately started doing... I don't know, but they ended up helping heal some emotional trauma of somehow, and it was was fun both to imagine what good they could be doing, and to know that it was a harmless manifestation meant only to help in ways asked for, and to assume it didn't matter anyway, and with that attitude, the perception of such things becomes much more commonplace.

The ability to describe them well hasn't done the same yet. Recycler combinator? That's a silly name. What was I thinking when I made that up? Oh, I didn't make it up--that's what it is actually called. Fuck this. I'm going to bed and hide from translator duty. Someone else can describe what reality is doing for awhile. Sound nice, doesn't it?

Thankfully, this is a non-peremptory posting and worthy of consideration.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Silphion on February 20, 2021, 06:04:40 PM
Thankfully, this is a non-peremptory posting and worthy of consideration.

You actually read that?!



Silphion

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 20, 2021, 06:20:40 PM
And you actually understood it too?!

There is a certain attunement that allows for that.

Jack knows what I'm talking about and vice versa.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Silphion on February 20, 2021, 06:26:21 PM
There is a certain attunement that allows for that.

Jack knows what I'm talking about and vice versa.

Wow! Those are some impressive psychic powers. You guys must really impress each other.

Silphion

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 20, 2021, 06:28:07 PM
Wow! Those are some impressive psychic powers. You guys must really impress each other.

Actually, I'm not that easily impressed.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Silphion on February 20, 2021, 06:29:52 PM
Actually, I'm not that easily impressed.

I think maybe you are...but it’s going to be alright. We may have caught the signs early enough. Are you currently on antipsychotic meds?

Silphion

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 20, 2021, 06:31:37 PM
I think maybe you are...but it’s going to be alright. We may have caught the signs early enough. Are you currently on antipsychotic meds?

Nothing in the medicine cabinet the last time I looked.

Not even Aspirin or a thermometer.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Silphion on February 20, 2021, 06:42:04 PM
Nothing in the medicine cabinet the last time I looked.

Not even Aspirin or a thermometer.

Those might be a good idea too. ;)



MV/Liberace!

Hey, Aldous.  Long time no talk.  Hope things are going ok.  Curious, are you and Heather still in communication?  Or at least still friends?

Dr. MD MD

Hi, aldous! How are your massive weed trees doing this season?



aldousburbank

Quote from: Liberace! on July 24, 2022, 05:45:41 PMHey, Aldous.  Long time no talk.  Hope things are going ok.  Curious, are you and Heather still in communication?  Or at least still friends?
Good to see you active here Mr Lee. I imagine it's liberating to know you don't have to wipe this place's butt anymore. Finally you can enjoy this time of kicking back and watching your vaguely loveable offspring wreck shit and piss off the neighbors all on their own.  

I'm also curious to know if Heather and I are still friends. I mean we haven't talked in a long while and I guess she got pissed at me for not responding readily to some text or something. But at the time I was too busy with my own drama to deal with anyone else's and it occurs to me now that I probably never responded to her last text, which basically accused me of being a bad friend. She maybe doesn't get that I'm too self absorbed, egomaniacal, and just plain stupid to actively dis anyone. Unless they give me good reason tho duh. My take is that she got so used to being trolled or whatever that she probably assumed I was like all you other peckerheads. Which I probably am. But not to her personally. I just can't take that kind of you're a shitty boyfriend talk from someone I'm not married to. It would be great if she called or wrote or something. I'd answer. I gots absolutely no issues with her. Hoping she reads this. 

Holy crap that was a long answer to a simple question. 

How's the Vendeveen organization doing and all the little downlines and associates? I missed your style. I miss Eddie Coyle. 

aldousburbank

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 24, 2022, 05:48:34 PMHi, aldous! How are your massive weed trees doing this season?
The weeder you grow, the massiver you get. 

K_Dubb

Quote from: aldousburbank on July 24, 2022, 10:48:49 PMI'm also curious to know if Heather and I are still friends. I mean we haven't talked in a long while and I guess she got pissed at me for not responding readily to some text or something. But at the time I was too busy with my own drama to deal with anyone else's and it occurs to me now that I probably never responded to her last text, which basically accused me of being a bad friend. She maybe doesn't get that I'm too self absorbed, egomaniacal, and just plain stupid to actively dis anyone. Unless they give me good reason tho duh. My take is that she got so used to being trolled or whatever that she probably assumed I was like all you other peckerheads. Which I probably am. But not to her personally. I just can't take that kind of you're a shitty boyfriend talk from someone I'm not married to.


GravitySucks

Quote from: aldousburbank on July 24, 2022, 10:48:49 PMGood to see you active here Mr Lee. I imagine it's liberating to know you don't have to wipe this place's butt anymore. Finally you can enjoy this time of kicking back and watching your vaguely loveable offspring wreck shit and piss off the neighbors all on their own. 

I'm also curious to know if Heather and I are still friends. I mean we haven't talked in a long while and I guess she got pissed at me for not responding readily to some text or something. But at the time I was too busy with my own drama to deal with anyone else's and it occurs to me now that I probably never responded to her last text, which basically accused me of being a bad friend. She maybe doesn't get that I'm too self absorbed, egomaniacal, and just plain stupid to actively dis anyone. Unless they give me good reason tho duh. My take is that she got so used to being trolled or whatever that she probably assumed I was like all you other peckerheads. Which I probably am. But not to her personally. I just can't take that kind of you're a shitty boyfriend talk from someone I'm not married to. It would be great if she called or wrote or something. I'd answer. I gots absolutely no issues with her. Hoping she reads this.

Holy crap that was a long answer to a simple question.

How's the Vendeveen organization doing and all the little downlines and associates? I missed your style. I miss Eddie Coyle.
She's probably standing on the Porch of Infamy™️ banging on the back door demanding to be let in. You should have told her you moved. 

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: aldousburbank on July 24, 2022, 10:48:49 PMMy take is that she got so used to being trolled or whatever that she probably assumed I was like all you other peckerheads.
heh heh

QuoteHow's the Vendeveen organization doing and all the little downlines and associates?
Doing fabulous, thanks for asking.  Although my kids have been overseas all summer visiting family in Morocco and swimming in rented mansion pools, so I've not really known what to do with myself.  It's rather depressing, them being gone.  I've tried to occupy my time with long walks and even longer showers, but honestly, I'm bored as fuck.

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