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Started by MV/Liberace!, July 20, 2022, 07:14:36 AM

Juan

There was a rumor that Brig died.  Anybody know?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Juan on July 23, 2022, 12:44:11 PMThere was a rumor that Brig died.  Anybody know?

Weird. She's been posting from beyond the grave then.

Juan

Well, k-dubb was supposed to be dead, too. I guess the Bellgab rumor network is about as expected.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Juan on July 23, 2022, 01:18:42 PMWell, k-dubb was supposed to be dead, too. I guess the Bellgab rumor network is about as expected.
Wishful thinking but there is still hope! now I got the monkeypox oo oo ah ah 🍌🍌🍌🍌🥳

ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 01:29:20 PMWishful thinking but there is still hope! now I got the monkeypox oo oo ah ah 🍌🍌🍌🍌🥳
You should have listened to me and moved to Yellow Springs.


ItsOver

Quote from: Juan on July 23, 2022, 01:18:42 PMWell, k-dubb was supposed to be dead, too. I guess the Bellgab rumor network is about as expected.
You just can't count on the MSM.


ItsOver

Quote from: Juan on July 23, 2022, 12:44:11 PMThere was a rumor that Brig died.  Anybody know?
Brig is alive and well but I've been dead for awhile and trapped on another forum in another dimension.




Lilith

Quote from: Juan on July 23, 2022, 01:18:42 PMWell, k-dubb was supposed to be dead, too. I guess the Bellgab rumor network is about as expected.
Probably Fake EllGab News.

#FakeEllGabNews

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: ItsOver on July 23, 2022, 02:39:43 PMBrig is alive and well but I've been dead for awhile and trapped on another forum in another dimension.




Was coming back to Bellgab like waking up from a nightmare? ???

ItsOver

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 23, 2022, 02:48:00 PMWas coming back to Bellgab like waking up from a nightmare? ???

Oh, I'm still dead and having nightmares, especially when pate posts.  Or maybe that's just headaches.

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on July 23, 2022, 02:31:25 PMYou should have listened to me and moved to Yellow Springs.


Oh you were so right, I am sure there isn't a pustule in sight on the quiet streets of Yellow Springs!  I could be schlepping coffee and kardemommesnurrer in a nice little cafe with hot mocha daddy on the left there instead of sitting here scabbing over, full of regret and remorse :'(

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 01:29:20 PM...now I got the monkeypox oo oo ah ah 🍌🍌🍌🍌🥳
heh heh, i was wondering what that was.  it's rather jarring.  thoughts and prayers!


K_Dubb

Quote from: Liberace! on July 23, 2022, 03:27:10 PMheh heh, i was wondering what that was.  it's rather jarring.  thoughts and prayers!


Aw thanks, Lee.  I am sure Sonja Henie never gave you this kind of trouble.  You think maybe if I rub them all over with horse paste, gargle with colloidal silver, and shine bright lights up mah hoohoo?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 03:44:24 PMAw thanks, Lee.  I am sure Sonja Henie never gave you this kind of trouble.  You think maybe if I rub them all over with horse paste, gargle with colloidal silver, and shine bright lights up mah hoohoo?
Hmm...I'm sensing a new niche market in gay porn here. 🤔

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 23, 2022, 03:46:04 PMHmm...I'm sensing a new niche market in gay porn. 🤔
I told you already, onlyfans ragnarthunderbritches come on ring my bell sugar


K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 23, 2022, 03:53:05 PM:o Truly creepy. I feel dirty now. Think I'll hit the shower.
Hey it was your idea!  Also pls edit the link in my quote as I did, I shouldn't have linked to a porn site.  Or Lee can ban me I am having too much fun anyway 🥳

ItsOver

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 03:44:24 PMAw thanks, Lee.  I am sure Sonja Henie never gave you this kind of trouble.  You think maybe if I rub them all over with horse paste, gargle with colloidal silver, and shine bright lights up mah hoohoo?
When all else fails...



"Tooomeric!  Oh, and Doc Wallach says about 4 dozen eggs.  Each day."

AZZERAE

Quote from: ItsOver on July 23, 2022, 03:01:02 PMI'm...having nightmares, especially when pate posts.

Thats because you're gay, and p8 is the straightest man in the Milky Way.

K_Dubb

Quote from: ItsOver on July 23, 2022, 04:03:09 PMWhen all else fails...



"Tooomeric!  Oh, and Doc Wallach says about 4 dozen eggs.  Each day."

Good point!  I am thinking a really spicy vindaloo might just do it 🌶�🌶�🌶�🌶�🌶�


Juan

For me it's like slipping back into a familiar, comfortable nightmare.

And doesn't the light you shine up in there need to be red?

K_Dubb

Quote from: Juan on July 23, 2022, 04:10:42 PMFor me it's like slipping back into a familiar, comfortable nightmare.

And doesn't the light you shine up in there need to be red?
Thanks, I didn't know that!  I'll check if America's Frontline Docs has put out a Big-Pharma-defying protocol yet.

whoozit

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 01:29:20 PMWishful thinking but there is still hope! now I got the monkeypox oo oo ah ah 🍌🍌🍌🍌🥳
Pustules are hot!  I get all warm and tingly when I imagine popping them with my teeth.

K_Dubb

Quote from: whoozit on July 23, 2022, 04:25:27 PMPustules are hot!  I get all warm and tingly when I imagine popping them with my teeth.
Chaching!!!  You and everybody else, apparently.  Five bucks a pop, and I'll say your name real sloooow...

ItsOver

Quote from: Juan on July 23, 2022, 04:10:42 PMFor me it's like slipping back into a familiar, comfortable nightmare.

And doesn't the light you shine up in there need to be red?


"That is correct, Dave.  Please be gentle."

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: AZZERAE on July 23, 2022, 04:05:53 PMThats because you're gay, and p8 is the straightest man in the Milky Way.

He's a permatriggered Kansas City faggot with a mancrush on Patrick Mahomes


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 03:59:37 PMHey it was your idea!  Also pls edit the link in my quote as I did, I shouldn't have linked to a porn site.  Or Lee can ban me I am having too much fun anyway 🥳
Sorry, I went out for awhile and didn't see this. Lee will have to take care of it now.

K_Dubb

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 23, 2022, 05:13:18 PMSorry, I went out for awhile and didn't see this. Lee will have to take care of it now.

I saw; you logged out and in again in a manly and forthright way instead of idly skulking around like a shiftless ne'er-do-well 👍 you're welcome!

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: K_Dubb on July 23, 2022, 03:44:24 PMYou think maybe if I rub them all over with horse paste, gargle with colloidal silver, and shine bright lights up mah hoohoo?
I'm probably not the man to ask, since I stay away from all pharmaceuticals except poppers.

-Lee

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