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The Adventures Of Wayfarer & Qlergy Into Across & Through The Fifth Dimension

Started by Jackstar, December 07, 2020, 04:43:12 PM



Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 07, 2020, 06:13:14 PM
He's shooting drugs into his peener again, folks.

Maybe smoking oxys from a shotgun? He seems to like that one. ;)

Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 07, 2020, 06:17:38 PM
Maybe smoking oxys from a shotgun? He seems to like that one. ;)

I'm using your mom's shotgun now. I like it much better.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on December 07, 2020, 04:43:12 PM
New hat.

It has to be laundered. Don't bother staying tuned--it's gonna be a hot minute. The hat is a critical component. I know, I know--it sounds like the usual bullcrap, however it is not in this particular case.

We shall tell no whine before its' _________.

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 07, 2020, 06:13:14 PM
He's shooting drugs into his peener again, folks.

You're projecting again.


Ask yourself, ladies and germs--how much flattery is too much? Because after two decades of wading through the effects of sporadic tsunamis of "black PR" upon my personage & identity... The Energizer Bunny ain't got nothing on me.

NOTHING.

Silphion

Quote from: Jackstar on December 07, 2020, 07:05:12 PM
It has to be laundered. Don't bother staying tuned--it's gonna be a hot minute. The hat is a critical component. I know, I know--it sounds like the usual bullcrap, however it is not in this particular case.

We shall tell no whine before its' _________.

"You got to do a trick right now or we'll lose faith!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X94cUpgxTiI

Jackstar

Quote from: Silphion on December 07, 2020, 09:39:21 PM
"You got to do a trick right now or we'll lose faith!"

"We're going to need a bigger boat, and 10,000 marbles isn't enough juice."


tl;dr: Soon.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Ciardelo on December 07, 2020, 06:13:14 PM
He's shooting drugs into his peener again, folks.

How boring. That is totally last year! You would like this one, butt obsessed Oakie, we strictly boof the entheogens or administer with an eye dropper. Hey, do you think one could put any kinda dope in their ears? Would it make everything louder?
Jackie call the TPBs, season 20 KEK


SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Jackstar on December 07, 2020, 06:57:18 PM
I'm using your mom's shotgun now. I like it much better.

You are "triggering" fond memories of my great grannies snake shooters.
You are the best. Best writer, best content provider, best disposition of any man alive. How did I become so blessed? Thank you GOD for the this beautiful MAN XOXOXO


Jackstar

Essentially, she and I are engaging in some light squabbling over who our first guest will be. These things have to be co-ordinated.

Any volunteers? I unjammed my email--you know how to ask.

Stay tuned. It's not like anything has changed as a result of recent events, I am still on a twenty-three-year-mission, and the first month isn't even over yet.

This thing of (y)ours is just getting started, and I don't give two shits about what Captain "Tex" Caveman has done to stir things up, that squat fathead is less relevant here than either jock itch or cheese mold. Don't get me wrong--I am nonplussed, but yet, always faithful.


This is exciting, isn't it? In 3... 2... 1... bulls' I.



Jackstar

Quote from: pate on December 10, 2020, 02:23:40 AM
thinly veiled contempt

Dude, if you only knew how amazing I really am in reality, you would be down your knees every night to your God, praying that I would ever be made gay enough, so that I would allow you to suck my cock.

You'd have to be down on your knees for quite a while, because I can assure you: I'm not gay, and I'm in a committed relationship anyway.

But... thanks for asking. Flattered!

Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 09, 2020, 10:08:15 AM
You are the best. Best writer, best content provider, best disposition of any man alive. How did I become so blessed?

You deserve it.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 09, 2020, 10:08:15 AMThank you GOD for the this beautiful MAN XOXOXO

You're quite welcome. and I thank God everyday for your presence in my life as well. No joke, none whatsoever. You're a huge and brilliant Star.

Send me a text when you're ready for me to come downstairs and present myself for you to suck my cock worship again--or if you prefer a different breakfast... let me know that too. Riddles Toodles!

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on December 27, 2020, 06:23:47 PM
You're a huge and brilliant Star.

You will always have BallGag, as well as your show prep notes for all those subjects you wished to talk about. Honestly, you are set up for wonderful success here. The world is your oyster.

You are welcome.



SpaceMeowMaid


11 Major Signs Of Jealous & Insecure People
Post Author:Ahmed Faraz Khan Post published:January 9, 2020

1. They Indirectly Cut You Off & Change The Topic
One of the very subtle signs of jealousy is to cut people off when they try to talk about their achievements and success, or just plainly ignore what is being said and move on with another topic of conversation.

Listening to someone talk about their achievements can trigger a jealous person’s insecurities and remind them of their own inadequacies. Things that they were not able to do.

Essentially, they are cutting you off or changing the topic not to escape the conversation. They are doing this to escape themselves.

Since listening about other’s success reminds them of their own weaknesses or failures, it produces inner discomfort to the point that the can’t bear to even listen to the other person.

Instead of being happy and curious about the other person’s success, their thoughts are directed towards their own shortcomings.

2. Show Fake Appreciation
Some people are good at hiding their emotions. They might apparently show appreciation and excitement, but you can see that something is off with them.

Their expressions don’t seem genuine and their words don’t match their body language. They might show fake appreciation in a gathering where other people are congratulating you for your achievements because they don’t want to be the odd one out.

3. Talk Behind Your Back
As soon as you leave the gathering, the one who showed fake appreciation in front of you, starts to talk behind your back and discuss your flaws and weaknesses with other people.  You only get to know this later on through someone who heard their gossip about you.

As a precaution, if you find someone who always talks behind people’s back, but when they are in the presence of those same people, they portray themselves as well-wishers and act “nice” and “sweet”, then keep a distance from them.

There’s a good chance they might talk behind your back as well. It’s nothing to do with you. It’s just their habit, and they do it to most people they encounter.

4. Say Subtle Passive-Aggressive & Toxic Comments
Since jealous people can’t show their inner animosity and jealousy directly, they often resort to passing indirect, passive-aggressive comments while having a smile on their face.

Indirectly expressing their emotions in such toxic ways can temporarily act as a catharsis for them. Since they are bottling up so much negativity within themselves, they have to let it out somehow.

However, this habit of passing passive-aggressive and cunning comments comes at a cost of shallow, unstable relations with people and loss of trustworthiness. It’s almost impossible to make deeply rich relations without genuinity and sincerity.

5. Boast About Their Own Achievements & Successes
If someone always starts boasting about their own successes and worth whenever they hear about other people’s achievements, they probably have personal insecurities about their worth and value.

Upon hearing about other people’s qualities and success, they subconsciously feel as if their own worth is being threatened by someone who could be better than them.

In their minds, they must always remain on top and be better than most people to be able to feel good about themselves and be satisfied with their worth. They believe as if their experiences, knowledge, and achievements are superior to everyone else’s.

6. They Try To Take Some Credit In Your Success
There are some people who will show appreciation towards your progress, but at the same time, they’ll try to get some credit for themselves. They’ll portray as if they played a major role in your success and accomplishment.

They’ll tell you things like:

“I told you, this is the way to go.”

“I always knew you would make it.”

“I remember the time when you came to me for XYZ favor.”

Now, such statements can also be made my genuinely caring people who really believe in you and care for you, those who really are your well-wishers. So don’t get it mixed up with them.

You’ll know intuitively who is being genuine and who’s not.

7. They Might Ask You Uncomfortable, Scrutinizing Questions
There is a difference between asking about a person’s accomplishments, and scrutinizing them. Both have very different undertones to it.

Initially, you might feel as if the person is genuinely curious to know about your experiences. But as the conversation progresses, your excitement to tell about yourself turns into an uncomfortable interaction, by the end of which you might feel a bit ungrounded or even have doubts about yourself because of their scrutinizing questions.

The whole point of asking such scrutinizing and uncomfortable questions is to shake the other person’s confidence. Jealous people can’t stand to see self-assured, confident people.

8. Try To Compete With You And Do Whatever You Are Doing
Some people don’t show any apparent expressions of jealousy when you meet them in person. But behind the scenes, they keep an eye on your progress and try to compete with you.

You might see them doing similar things soon after you’ve done it.

They’ll buy similar material things just a few days after you’ve posted it on your social media.

They’ll get into similar courses and programs as you did to excel in your profession.

They might even take the same professional route as you did and take the same initiative as you.

9. Undermine Your Progress & Achievements
Downplaying is the cheapest and most obvious trick a jealous person could play.

As soon as you tell them something good about yourself, or even if someone else mentions something good about you, they’ll immediately give a cunning expression and say something negative.

To downplay your success and good qualities, they might pin-point certain flaws and weaknesses or they might just compare you with someone who is doing much better than you.

They usually dismiss the other person’s success by calling it

“Luck”
“Temporary success”
“Will not go too far”
“Too young to know about real success”
“Too young to know what life is really about”
“Privileged”
“Unfair advantage”
Etc, etc.

10. Try To Demotivate You
When you share your future plans, intentions, and the initiative you wish to take with a jealous person, they’ll usually try to demotivate you by showing you the negative side of things.

They’ll tell you:

“How hard it is to do that”
“That’s not for everybody”
“I too had the opportunity, but I chose not to do it”
“That’s just wishful thinking, practical life is different”
“You don’t have enough knowledge or skill to succeed in that”
“That will require you to have lots of resources to be able to start”
“Are you sure that’s a good idea?”
“Why don’t you do XYZ instead?
Jealousy is the jaundice of the soul.

John Dryden
11. Worst Case Scenario â€" They Try To Take You Down & Off Your Track
The worst and most severe case of jealousy is when the jealous person tries his best to get the other person off their track. They’ll go the extra mile and put in a lot of effort to bring someone down.

This is sociopathic behavior. Someone who poses to be an enemy and a potential threat to someone’s progress, success, and happiness.

In such cases, it is crucial to keep a lot of distance from such people and involve someone in this scenario who is sincerely a well-wisher and that can help against the jealous person’s devious plans.

How To Deal With Jealous People
No matter how much we try to avoid, we will encounter some form of jealous people at some point, and interacting with them can often be quite awkward and uncomfortable.

To learn to deal with jealous people, check out a complete guide on How To Deal With Jealous People in which we’ll look into 8 strategies to handle jealousy effectively.

A Complete Guide on How To Deal With Jealous People (Based on Psychology)

Ciardelo

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 29, 2020, 11:52:02 AM
11 Major Signs Of Jealous & Insecure People
Post Author:Ahmed Faraz Khan Post published:January 9, 2020

1. They Indirectly Cut You Off & Change The Topic



If love is a drug, how much are you looking for Mixie?

Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on December 29, 2020, 11:52:02 AM
11 Major Signs Of Jealous & Insecure People
Post Author:Ahmed Faraz Khan Post published:January 9, 2020
[...]
A Complete Guide on How To Deal With Jealous People (Based on Psychology)

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/15-signs-partner-gaslighting-according-170331213.html

You are pathetic. Get help.

Jackstar

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Quote from: Jackstar on December 07, 2020, 04:43:12 PM
New hat.


EDIT: hashtag Soon period

(preamble: THIS IS SOON.)

Those of you who have been breathlessly awaiting this moment are to be congratulated--and likely, also medicated--for their commitment to promoting excellence in transmitted material, and should know full well that good things come to those who wait, We are exceptionally unlikely to sell any wine before its time, and are desperately--I am using the word "desperately" here--in dire need of a vacation.

Nevertheless, duty calls. Now, as one can easily deduce from the attached above image: what we've got here, is A STOWAWAY SITUATION.


This is going to take up some time to address, as I will have to convene The Council and shit. One might imagine that Jackstar is simply allowed to do as freely as Jackstar may damn well please--and one would be right and correct--but what Jackstar is pleased to do, is follow the damn protocols. That's how I got here, that's how others before me got here, and that's how I choose to model behavior for any who are to follow from here. Protocol. Learn it. Love it. LIVE IT. It's not hard. You can start with a little protocol. Like, always putting the cap on the toothpaste tube. Always smiling when saying "Hello." Never sucking another man's (CENSORED) without prior acknowledgment. #justlittlethings

It's not hard. It's like following orders that one gives to one's self. Those of you with a pathological inability to respect any authority, even one's own, will likely already have become irritated and flustered with what they are reading already... "reddit spacing," I can hear some of you WLBes crying out. Yeah, well, tough. There's a situation here, and those of you who have any relevant interest will find it quite easy to follow along.

Those of you who do not, will not--and those unwelcome will rapidly discover how important being welcomed really is. Now, having said that--I fucking love stowaways. It's how I got started, and it's how a lot of others before me have gotten started. So, there's legitimate and honorable historical precedent.

There's also a lot of failed attempts at this kind of thing--Asuka, please post that gif of that one guy getting run over by a 777, that always cracks me up--so in spite of my levity and my jocular tone... this is serious business here, Frens.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on January 03, 2021, 01:51:19 PM
what we've got here, is A STOWAWAY SITUATION.[...] I will have to convene The Council and shit. [...] ... this is serious business here, Frens.

This will, in practice, take at least a few hours--perhaps, days. Pack a lunch, Kids.


Quote from: Jackstar on January 02, 2021, 04:34:02 AM
couldn't manage to finish before hanging up on me again, which I guess is supposed to be some furious alpha dog bitch move.

C@#$sucking cur.







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