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Quote from: Silphion on December 31, 2020, 08:48:53 PM
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Minefield ahead

I'm shure it's JUST FINE!

COME ON IN!!!

Would this be an appropriate time to say There is no network, folks?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 31, 2020, 09:58:50 PM
Would this be an appropriate time to say There is no network, folks?

heh heh

The MIB Content DElivery Network extends its influence outward in support, solidarity, and earnest fellowship towards other, more mundane Networks, that may be struggling themselves in these trying times.

Use as directed.

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As one can readily see... my empathy for these nincompoops is boundless, for one and for all. Fortunately, as time has inexorably slipped into our collective futures, I have undertaken the daunting task of creating a foundational language, so that I, as the lone survivor of the "attack attempt," could share the tale with others, exactly as it occurred, exactly as it happened, and exactly the way I am apparently revealing myself to be some kind of "huge pussy" for allowing it to happen.

What can I say? I am what I eat. It works for me. Praise the Creator! (I suggested the fishy part, because I like fish. Rawr.) Now, meantime, in case it isn't exactly clear to the cheap seats--the guy who was too concerned about talking to me on Richard's panel, several weeks ago, as I was more than available to that... decided that it was a much more reasonable use of his time to tell me the same stories (plus a little extra oomph) that he has told me at least six times before... just now, rather than listen to The Kingdom Of Knye With Heather Wade.

You might think that he had better things to do with his time, though, but not this time--oh no... he called me. It must have been pretty important! Too bad he couldn't manage to finish before hanging up on me again, which I guess is supposed to be some furious alpha dog move.

I remain unmoved. Now, where did I put that Quincunx uplink? Fuck. Right where I left it. Look, if you guys could slander me just a little bit more, and maybe report some of my photos on Facebook for content moderation, I think some people--some important people--might finally be willing to decide that I am just some random, harmless idiot. C'mon, what do you say? At this point, every move except a synchronized swimming montage is zugzwang.



Oh, and--The Ex emailed me this morning. Fancy that. I of course replied only with a link to my latest example of my "podcast," and then waited for the best possible time to tell Grapefruit, and then... the world.

Those Thelemite fuckos won't know what hit them. Don't worry, everybody--try the veal! You won't go to Hell, I promise... I've got some pull around here, and I think you people are sweet.

Like, feelings-wise, like, compassion. Not that you're "sweet" like honey. That would be gross and in very poor taste. Eewww, there I go again, implying that I'm about to grind your bones to make my bread. Would I even do that now? Weed is legal, why would I do anything besides inhale vapors? Oh, and, pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn... I mean, besides those two things, why would I do anything at all? Well, the usual suite of reasons:

1. For the fans!
2. ???
3. Semper fidelis.


Now... you'll take your answer off the air, and like it. Honestly, you people, if you knew how much of my carpal tunnel was solely and strictly due to your collective recalcitrance and absurd belief that you're all above the law, you'd probably wish that someone rubbed my shoulders once in a while.

https://youtu.be/rZJuRCCYR2U

Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 03, 2021, 12:36:38 PM
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CRIKEY!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

nande?

https://streamable.com/psvpau

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 03, 2021, 02:47:06 PM
nande?

OMG 👀👀👀

LB aka Bad Birdie youre retarded boomer cunt nigger lmao

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Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 03, 2021, 10:18:03 PM
LB aka Bad Birdie youre retarded boomer cunt nigger lmao

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Based!

Rally Squirrel aka Howie Cat you're a pussy faggot too

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Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 03, 2021, 10:24:48 PM
Rally Squirrel aka Howie Cat you're a pussy faggot too

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Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 03, 2021, 10:14:35 PM
OMG 👀👀👀

Being There is still alive i can feel it fam!

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 03, 2021, 10:37:39 PM
Being There is still alive i can feel it fam!

It just took her longer this time to get back alive? Possibly good news but WTF.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 03, 2021, 10:37:39 PM
Being There is still alive i can feel it fam!

i bet Being There buried a wax mannequin with no legs to throw me off the scent!

Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 03, 2021, 10:24:48 PM
Rally Squirrel aka Howie Cat you're a pussy faggot too

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So fat his ears bend out!

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 03, 2021, 10:45:03 PM
So fat his ears bend out!

absolutely grotesque!

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Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 03, 2021, 10:39:22 PM
It just took her longer this time to get back alive? Possibly good news but WTF.

Being There was forced to fake her own death and is currently in hiding due to pressure from "The Powers That Be".  She is giving us clues that she is still alive and not to give up hope. She was going to be killed there is no doubt about it. I am going to book a flight to Queensland to snoop around and gather Intel bbl

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 03, 2021, 10:49:14 PM
Being There was forced to fake her own death and is currently in hiding due to pressure from "The Powers That Be".  She is giving us clues that she is still alive and not to give up hope. She was going to be killed there is no doubt about it. I am going to book a flight to Queensland to snoop around and gather Intel bbl

follow the crippled breadcrumbs fam.

beware of the wheelchair mafia...

godspeed!

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Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 03, 2021, 10:49:14 PM
Being There was forced to fake her own death and is currently in hiding due to pressure from "The Powers That Be".  She is giving us clues that she is still alive and not to give up hope. She was going to be killed there is no doubt about it. I am going to book a flight to Queensland to snoop around and gather Intel bbl

I sincerely hope your mission ends in success. That's a helluva long flight though. Better pick up one of those Covid helmets for flying.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on January 03, 2021, 01:31:22 PM
CRIKEY!..

iambic Khan fused.
https://youtu.be/CPqhSnhdyNw

Mixie mentioned this song yesterday

https://youtu.be/BMZFIwI_H-s

https://youtu.be/4j5SJ8MIJvc

Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 04, 2021, 08:16:32 PM
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Grimace is a cat lady doxxer/stalker rapist? Or the cat ladies are the doxxers?

Asking for Mayor McCheese

Quote from: Richard Groyper on January 04, 2021, 08:16:32 PM
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I don't even know who any of these people are I'm assuming ellgab and youtube drama community. Sounds like there is a lot of doxxing and rape going on so i have forwarded this thread to Officer Big Mac, you niggaz in trouble now!

2 Questions:

1. Who is Evelyn?

2. Who does she want to kill?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 04, 2021, 09:27:53 PM
2 Questions:

1. Who is Evelyn?

2. Who does she want to kill?

Perfect!