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5 Minutes With Jackstar

Started by Jackstar, May 19, 2020, 01:50:41 PM

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 08, 2020, 06:37:57 PM
We knew you were reading every word..

I didn't bother to look at the names of the posts' authors, dummy. look I know you're an idiot but just how dumb can you be to try to tell me what I did? If your entire strategy for winning an argument involves gaslighting me 100%, you're already done. Pack it up back into your clown car and get bent on your way, thanks in advance.

Unglaublich.

Ciardelo

QuoteCan you believe this guy?

I know...

Yes, I told his to check with Pieczenik...

...ok, I'll try...

Jackstar

https://youtu.be/GDKc6X8TXNE

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 08, 2020, 06:42:45 PM
Yes, I told his to check with Pieczenik...

The disappointment here is that I do, in fact, love Steve Pieczenik, and I admire CIA_Dildo his spelling of the name correctly, yet still... I'm horrified. For one thing, my mindslave is clearly intoxicated, probably with cheap malt liquor. That stuff destroys lives, and I don't know that this one has all that much life left to burn. I need this mindslave to have as much life as possible in order to make the most of my opportunities. For another, while it is incomprehensible to me that Grapefruit is actually enthralled by the concept of Flat Earth--honestly, I think this hole drama mama gig is a huge taking of the piss for marketing purposes, as I have had actual intelligent conversations with the woman for the largest part, until now--it would seem to me an obvious choice, upon finding a "Flat Earth" video containing "5 Minutes" in the title, it doesn't seem to be too large a stretch of the imagination to discern that, somewhere in the mix.. someone has dropped the ball.

Additionally, since it was as easy as it was to make a mindslave out of CIA_Dildo, it would seem a corollary would be that something similar has happened to my girlfriend--my dumb donut. She did go out to a party just the other day, so... it's plausible, is what I am saying.

That being said, this is getting ridiculous. I feel like no one is taking this seriously except for me, which sets off my gaslight alarm something fierce. Am I the only one with that sensor still enabled? Could be, given the nature and purpose of BellGab.

Meanwhile, time continues to march on, second by seocnd, inexorably into the future. Am I missing out on important opportunities for study by my relentless focus on recent developments in interstate trafficking precedents of law? Could be, and that may well be actually important, but my gut feeling is that I am being deliberately distracted from following up on interesting research topics in order to prevent me from making a huge mistake. For example, were I to spend as much time on another topic, say, Joe Biden's uncanny resemblance to a creepy fucking pedophile, I am sure that some people moreso than others would consider that I were to have been making a huge mistake, to which I would likely say that I agree.

Though often in my experience, making a huge mistake in order to prevent myself from making a huge mistake is a legitimate part of my branding, so why this is coming to the fore at this late date is a matter of some great personal concern. Still, I'll allow it, as this seems like the least offensive of all my available options. This sounds rather grim when spelled out that way, yet at least I am not watching Flat Earth videos.

(Which, btw... she never really seemed to actually watch. So this truly seems like a partial feint as a larger part of some actual con. It's not as though we don't know that can actually happen, so I would recommend withholding judgment for a bit.)

By the way: do you like my mindslave? It's not nanotech.

Ciardelo

Jack.

Jack.

Look.

Jack, if you love something, you must set it free.

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 09, 2020, 08:02:27 AM
Jack, if you love something, you must set it free.

A mindslave is not a 'thing.' Stop objectifying yourself; it is unattractive in a toady and/or flunky of your stature and intellect, and you're damaging my brand.

You will be freed when your contract is fulfilled, fear not. How could you possibly want to miss any of this, anyway? This thing of ours is barely just getting started.

Semper fi. Also, don't pick up my dry cleaning--you are hereby relieved of that duty, effective immediately. I don't appreciate the wrinkles you've been leaving in my collars. I have all these hangers for a reason, which you would understand if you had completed finishing school.

And, I love you too. Get back to minding your work, Slave, and don't ever let me get the impression that you've forgotten your proper place again. there is no shortage of people who would be happy to take you out and take your place, if ever they thought that there was an opportunity to do so.

Let me be clear: THERE ISN'T.

Ciardelo

Oh, a whipsaw? You're trying out a whipsaw? HAHAHAHA

I was just reaching out to you in your apparent confusion and pain.

Don't ever mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.

Can we get a decent programmer up in here? You know, one of those JC Penney guys?

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 09, 2020, 05:06:22 PM
Oh, a whipsaw? You're trying out a whipsaw? HAHAHAHA

I was just reaching out to you in your apparent confusion and pain.

Don't ever mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.

Can we get a decent programmer up in here? You know, one of those JC Penney guys?
Hiya CIA-my fren;) I'm down here @the Holiday Inn with #CommanderRubini eating these incredible Texas Pumelos! He gave me orders to arrive in Oklahoma City tommorow afternoon. I will be up in your hood. How are you doing!? Would you like to hang out and get some Indian tacos or something!? LMK. Only here for a short while, and then I fly away!

Ciardelo

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on November 09, 2020, 08:53:59 PMOnly here for a short while, and then I fly away!

I know that's right.

Just to let you know, our airport is named for a guy who died in a plane crash.

But that hardly ever happens much any more. Jose can get you some Valium or something if you wish.

We do try to be hospitable, we're not savages you know. 

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on November 09, 2020, 09:00:07 PM
Jose can get you some Valium or something if you wish.

Make it a double.

Jackstar

Quote from: Innerreach on November 10, 2020, 02:27:03 AM
He needed legal recourse to open the NSA's Stellar Wind vault first...

*blank stare*
*Lorne Malvo*
5:5

Coming up soon, on an all-new 5 Minutes With Jackstar: "What, Me Worry?"

Corona Kitty

Jackstar are you okay?

Blink twice if yes.


Jackstar

Quote from: RUBINI MAGIC on November 11, 2020, 06:31:11 AMover (counted) 1,263 combined messages over 48 hours

Basically three poems. Mazel tov!

Jackstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLs3UUseZBQ


Requires critical thinking and factual representation... and at this point, a little mustard couldn't hurt.

Ciardelo

Listening to guy who doesn't vote talk about voting is like listening to a hot virgin talk about sex.

It's a waste of time, and it annoys the llama yak.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on November 11, 2020, 11:21:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLs3UUseZBQ

Requires critical thinking and factual representation... and at this point, a little mustard couldn't hurt.


Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on November 12, 2020, 11:30:03 PM
https://youtu.be/vJ7u0AeOhTM

I've got big news coming up. It's not even what you think. Stories are coming in--big ones, I'm talking real cunning stunts, absolute blockbuster breakers, stunning ones--and they're completely unrelated to my upcoming series on hog belly futures, or, on the ongoing attempts to corner the FCOJ market that seems to have captured the imagination of the general viewing public--honestly, don't you people have anything better to do? Yeah, probably not--COVID-19--so fear not...

I am here to help. No set release schedule yet. DEAL WITH IT. You said you wanted to take a ride, right? I know you did. Hell... I was there.


Stay tuned. Nobody but nobody, loves you like I do, baby Gablings. No one. oxoxoxen 4evAr

Jackstar

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https://youtu.be/s7fFDgLMmHc

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master

Innerreach

Quote from: Jackstar on November 11, 2020, 11:21:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLs3UUseZBQ


Requires critical thinking and factual representation... and at this point, a little mustard couldn't hurt.

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“In his book 1984, Orwell wrote. “In a time of universal deceit... telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” #Jesus #Kingdom #Truth

Jackstar

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https://youtu.be/gbEIMu0FaUQ

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master

SpaceMeowMaid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM03vvuh9Ww


#MermaidsMakeMistakes
#MermaidMagic
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#SpacemeowmaidLovesJackstar

Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on November 13, 2020, 11:21:25 PM
#MermaidsMakeMistakes
#MermaidMagic
#Mermaidlivesmatter
#SpacemeowmaidLovesJackstar

Somebody promised they would teach me how to make a phone call and record it, and they didn't do that, so now spinning of the galaxy is stalled, while I take my sweet ass time to go learn how to do that. Shouldn't take more than a few hours, I guess. Unless something unexpected happens.

Pretty amazing, huh? Meanwhile, The Council remains in HAMMERTIME. I suppose there might be a connection, but I actually can't even tell myself. I've actually seen this kind of thing happen before but nobody else ever seemed to notice.

#Flyingmerkitty_UPGRADE


Jackstar

Quote from: AZZERAE on November 18, 2020, 01:20:32 AM
+661

Look, look, read, read: if I had even an ounce of gay in me, I would be on the next plane. Let's be clear about that.

Meanwhile: standby protocol remains mandatory. Semper fi

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on November 18, 2020, 01:23:25 AM
Meanwhile: standby protocol remains mandatory. Semper fi

Shit just went optional. Semper fi

Jackstar

Impressive. Most impressive. I noticed you've stopped stuttering. I guess the shock treatments are working?

UP THE VOLTAGE Raise the amps.

Jackstar

Quote from: The Bell Strikes Midnight on November 18, 2020, 02:08:20 AM
RUBINI QUOTE
TO AZZARRAAGAYYA

When I tell him the truth about what you have been doing... he is going to be very upset.


You had your chance to be close to me.

Jackstar

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https://youtu.be/iquhBgM-Qv0

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master


#RubiniMAGICucK
Quote from: The Bell Strikes Midnight on November 18, 2020, 04:05:35 AM#GetBehindMe
#RubiniMagic
#Legacy

Peanut butter AND jelly. Unglaublich.

Jackstar

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https://youtu.be/RPY8Qn3DSB4

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master

#RubiniMAGICucK


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