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Started by SergeantMajor, January 24, 2017, 01:07:16 AM

Jackstar

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 05:47:37 PM
I think my time on EG is over with.



Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 05:47:37 PM
Love the posters...make no mistake.

Is The Ex there? Lock the door behind you.

chefist

Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 05:55:20 PM

Is The Ex there? Lock the door behind you.

K-Dubb is in charge of my security.


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 05:47:37 PM
If I knew you or YP would have joined in, I would have.

Long story...hope we can hash it out here on BG...I think my time on EG is over with.

Love the posters...make no mistake.


chefist

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 12, 2020, 06:00:03 PM


Jesus...Miss him already. Big loss for 2020.

Here''s a hint...41 pages on BG's "MT" thread...which was only about updating folks on the air times...how many on the MT thread on EG?

Jackstar

https://youtu.be/phkupMWldE8

I shalt not front a little, 'cause I'm Frontalot.
I climbed Mount Sinai, got high at the top.
Blew the cloud straight up, and the voice that I heard
said, "You were born to front!" I said, "Word?"
Stumbled on back down, two tabs in my hand.
Chiseled little on the one it said: "Don't be bad."
And on the other one, written: "Be as bad as you like."
That one under the tongue, then I grapple the mic.
"All right, hear ye, hear ye, I have here some commandments:
number one is, you'd better make me a sandwich!
Second up, God says I'm in charge.
Word from on high: Frontalot ought to live large.
It's the dawn of the age of the MC Front!
Melt down that calf, I'ma gild my butt,
I'ma gild the mic, I'ma gild my tongue â€"
or I would if it hadn't already been done."

Every goddamn time that I get this high,
feel like I'm gonna hit my head on the sky,
and I try to leave it alone but I can't.
The mountain kind, what they call the plant.

Up on top of Mount Olympus, I was dissing them all.
Said, "Your beats is short, and your words is tall.
With your molehill rapping, some gall you got,
made attempt to step to M. Frontalot."
I shot flares in the air. Zeus said, "Don't do it!"
I'm messing with the old school now, and truant.
Gone blue in the face, I drop bass â€"
drop rhymes so thick that they take up space.
Um, ways and means to an end:
I'm in need of a sherpa when I smoke this blend.
Ascend! Spark it up like the sun,
lose a digit or two off of my IQ before I'm done.
Unconscionable, this habit.
Better quit before it's too late, dagnabbit!
Every time when I climb my ass down
then I'm done... till the mountain come looming back around.

Jackstar

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 05:58:00 PM
K-Dubb is in charge of my security.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzNvicZWZ_A


Nevertheless, no one is concerned about your security, Doctor Octopus.

Jackstar

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:01:38 PM
Not allowed to have my own thread.

Did I bribe the cops to oppress you and your people too? Damn, I get around.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:01:38 PM
Jesus...Miss him already. Big loss for 2020.

Here''s a hint...41 pages on BG's "MT" thread...0 on EG...why? Not allowed to have my own thread.

Travesty!


chefist

I don't have one single bad word for any subscriber on EG.

Jackstar

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:09:25 PM
I don't have one single bad word for any poster on EG.

Of course not: they were deleted.


p.s.: flattered!

chefist

Quote from: Jackstar on September 12, 2020, 06:10:37 PM
Of course not: they were deleted.


p.s.: flattered!

I've heard rumors.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:06:30 PM
True...no big deal. You did ask what happened.

Yeah, I’m just sayin Bart really is a cocksucker, isn’t he?

chefist

For the record...EG never officially sponsored a single episode of MT.

chefist

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 12, 2020, 06:12:16 PM
Yeah, I’m just sayin Bart really is a cocksucker, isn’t he?

I'm glad I don't know him that well.

Dr. MD MD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmm3KTa601s

The Sweathogs may try to give you some trouble. I’m confident in your ability to roll with it.

Jackstar

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:11:16 PM
I've heard rumors.




Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:13:12 PM
I'm glad I don't know him that well.




Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:12:32 PM
For the record...EG never officially sponsored a single episode of MT.

No, Spartacus is a towel!!!


Jackstar

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 12, 2020, 06:12:16 PM
Yeah, I’m just sayin Bart really is a cocksucker, isn’t he?

I'll be honest: he never sucked my cock. And for that... I am devastated grateful.


chefist

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 12, 2020, 06:15:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmm3KTa601s

The Sweathogs may try to give you some trouble. I’m confident in your ability to roll with it.

Ha...there really is no welcome back for the Musings thread here...that's cool...all of Tubby's "fans" post on EG...BUT...maybe it's time Martinez Tonight goes INDEPENDENT!

I can't post on EG...as I've been told that...I know MV is cool with me posting here.

#FREEMARTINEZTONIGT

LOL...let's see if anyone is even interested.


ItsOver

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 05:58:00 PM
K-Dubb is in charge of my security.
You’re in good hands.


chefist

Quote from: ItsOver on September 12, 2020, 06:37:51 PM
You’re in good hands.



I'm counting on his "intimate" support.

K_Dubb

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:18:46 PM
LOL...let's see if anyone is even interested.

...I'm interested, cheffy.



I had my name picked out already.

K_Dubb

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 05:58:00 PM
K-Dubb is in charge of my security.

Hey don't laugh I will cut a bitch.

chefist

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 12, 2020, 06:40:58 PM
...I'm interested, cheffy.



I had my name picked out already.

You are my chief of security! Of course!

Alexander the Great was a gay man...step the fuck up! ha  ;D

ItsOver

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:09:25 PM
I don't have one single bad word for any subscriber on EG.
It’s the painted rocks, isn’t it.

chefist

Quote from: ItsOver on September 12, 2020, 06:43:11 PM
It’s the painted rocks, isn’t it.

Love the subscribers...good folks. Management? uuuuhhhh  ::)

Quote from: chefist on September 12, 2020, 06:18:46 PM
BUT...maybe it's time Martinez Tonight goes INDEPENDENT!


A solid move.


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