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The Quincunx

Started by Jackstar, August 13, 2020, 05:28:02 PM


Ciardelo

He said right there it wasn't Jack.

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Jackstar



Quote from: DAVID RUBINI on August 15, 2020, 10:36:00 PM
GAMECHANGER

This bait of obvious limited hangout is obvious is bait of very high quality and even higher production values. But still--Attend Me, Children--this is BAIT.
Not that there is anything wrong with that. Still, I'm not promoting that.
COUNTDOWN RESUMING.

Jackstar

Quote from: Ciardelo on August 13, 2020, 07:53:57 PM
He said right there it wasn't Jack.

TIMETRAMP STAMP REQUESTED.


Kidnostad3

I'll go with truth over facts.



Jackstar

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Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 19, 2020, 09:33:19 AM
I'll go with truth over facts.

My nigga--please. So do approx. seven billion other people. What, you wanna melt the server? You pay the bandwidth bill, Upchuckstar.


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Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on September 04, 2020, 04:34:35 AM
Old News

A chain is only as fast as its weakest link.

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I have no plans to take a position||If offered, I will politely decline for at least (REDACTED) hours.


Jackstar

Someone tell me what it's at now. I can't be bothered to pay attention to this kind of horse dick. Don't any of you reprobates have your cellphones covered in little price widgets? I fucking bet you fucking do!!!


Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 07, 2020, 01:35:20 AM
Someone tell me what it's at now.

Wayne Brady informs me that Punylings have been asked a question, and Punylings have not yet answered. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, PUNYLINGS MORSELS? I KNOW IT IS SERIOUS IF WAYNE BRADY HAS TO MAKE A DUO CALL TO LIL' OL' ME.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 11, 2020, 02:44:44 AM
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Well, we should wait a few days until my leprosy test comes back clean, but--we are in. You're welcome. (Don't get too excited, Kids.)



WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL, MORSELS. BY THE WAY, DID Y'ALL HEAR? CALCIFIED PINEAL GLANDS ARE DELICIOUS.

Y'ALL MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO THAT. I AM JUST SAYIN'. RAWR. ARRR. GRRR.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 11, 2020, 02:44:44 AM
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Quote from: Jackstar on September 11, 2020, 02:50:50 AM
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Quote from: Jackstar on September 11, 2020, 02:50:50 AM
we are in.





Don't call it a comeback. I mean, it is, but--CHERISH THE MYSTERY. Y'all be glad ya did.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on September 11, 2020, 03:00:55 AM
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CHERISH THE MYSTERY

Jackstar

Well... fudge. Here I thought I was breaking new ground:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Quincunx




The phrase means a whole bunch of other things, and there's a whole bunch of other Wikipedia entries on it, but no, oh no, oh no no no... Joogle thinks that what I really need to see, is more curated webpages about this fuckin' novel from fuckin' 1989. Oh, and... the book cover? Yeah, great, wow, I've seen sharper photos on MySpace from my second cousin's twice-removed summer vacation. And, trust me... she vacationed with fags.

They don't even SAY "Nineteen eighty-nine." They just leave it down the page in teeny-tiny text, and assume that any sad sack fuckhead that comes to the page won't even care!!!!


THIS INTERNET NEEDS A RAWR. ENEMA.

Jackstar

Also, you obsequious lickspittle bootscrunch fagggots had five hours to reply to this thread. None of you did so. What are you waiting for--Christmas?

Do you know what this means? Well, after fifty cycles as my cabin eunuch, you will--WITH INFINITE OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL.


You're all pretty fucking happy that I'm a fucking legit nice fucking person right now, ain't-cha? Yeah, I fucking just bet you are, fucking Maggots.



Jackstar

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on October 23, 2020, 02:53:18 AM
I'll take your ghost busters and raise you some gangbusters

Your request is pending, Darling.

SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: Jackstar on November 10, 2020, 02:47:24 AM
Your request is pending, Darling.

Silly Sorceries, that's no request, that's called Ante UP!

Jackstar

Yeah, They think She's adorable too, believe you me.

ALWAYS FAITHFUL


Jackstar

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Someone--or something--asked for this. Kinda weird, I am not gonna lie. Still, I mostly do what I am told.

Mostly.


Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar on November 11, 2020, 11:21:21 AM
« Last post by Jackstar on Today at 09:21:21 »

In three... two... off by one... STOP. HAMMERTIME.

Jackstar

This just in: The Council is still in HAMMERTIME. No other news from this sector has been received nor acknowledged.

So now, me and Generalismo Francisco Franco are just going to go get stoned for a bit, maybe a while, but no longer than that, unless we change our minds. Time off is time off, get the picture?

Semper fi.

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