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pate/K_Dubb 2020 - "We are going to fix this shit"

Started by pate, July 18, 2020, 04:06:34 PM

Three of the five below are the correct answers, you are invited to choose one. Just remember that the odds are in your flavor, but which is the favorite oddity?

Biden/Harris (D)
2 (7.7%)
pate/K_Dubb (aye)
7 (26.9%)
pate/K_Dubb (eye)
8 (30.8%)
pate/K_Dubb (I)
5 (19.2%)
Trump/Pence (R)
4 (15.4%)

Total Members Voted: 26

Voting closed: November 23, 2020, 09:01:44 PM

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 22, 2020, 11:27:18 AM
.., I maintain that a man can have whatever hairstyle he wishes as long as it is firmly rooted in a historical time and place and, most importantly, consonant with his personal style and perspective... 

Your theory is quite exploded, sir.

It is evident that A Man must have a hairstyle that best pleases his First Lady.

I am thinking of re-writing the PreAmble of either or both the Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution to reflect this Natural Law.



Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on August 22, 2020, 11:51:59 AM
This thought pleases me, now the observed cats and/or dogs residing in the unopened box may be of long or short haired breeds and their sexes are also indeterminate until observed to determine a state of being.  I think that puts us firmly in dim>{7} territory at minimum, you can put a cat and dog into the box, probably mildly sedated unless you want to omit the Poison released by Radioactive decay and simply test the physical bounds of Nature.

Are the dog and cat friendly with each other when outside of the box?  Will one or the other really not enjoy being in the box with the lid closed and freak out, perhaps harming or killing the other?  Will one or the other have "vanished" when the box is opened for the decoherent implosion that final observation will cause?

I think as you so elegantly point out, K_Dubb;  this is probably best tested and discussed during an all-night party on a river barge, abundant cocaine and ecstasy and discotheques, etc.

I believe it will fall under the (I) Party's purview.



Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


For sure, that is where all the best philosophy happens!  But for heaven's sake let the poor creatures out of the box so I can pet them.

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on August 22, 2020, 11:58:05 AM
It is evident that A Man must have a hairstyle that best pleases his First Lady.


AZZERAE

Quote from: albrecht on August 22, 2020, 10:19:48 AM
A person can only use quantum mechanics to calculate how to calibrate his or her beliefs...

Self-appointed authority figures trimmed gnosticism out of the gospels. They only retained the content that would help convince the great unwashed to accept misery for the dubious reward of a heavenly abode.

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 22, 2020, 10:35:13 AM
There is no such thing as an objectively bad hairstyle, only poor execution and failure to commit fully to a look, which has its roots in a fundamental lack of self-confidence which is always ugly.

I couldn't disagree more.

Did I read somewhere that Pate cuts his own hair?

Being the soak he is, I'd hope that if he does indeed have anyone in his life that cares, it'd behoove them to keep even the bluntest of scissors under lock and key.

Some haircuts just look like dog shit, and theres no getting around it.

But what can you expect from these sweathogs?

albrecht

Quote from: pate on August 22, 2020, 11:51:59 AM
This thought pleases me, now the observed cats and/or dogs residing in the unopened box may be of long or short haired breeds and their sexes are also indeterminate until observed to determine a state of being.  I think that puts us firmly in dim>{7} territory at minimum, you can put a cat and dog into the box, probably mildly sedated unless you want to omit the Poison released by Radioactive decay and simply test the physical bounds of Nature.

Are the dog and cat friendly with each other when outside of the box?  Will one or the other really not enjoy being in the box with the lid closed and freak out, perhaps harming or killing the other?  Will one or the other have "vanished" when the box is opened for the decoherent implosion that final observation will cause?

I think as you so elegantly point out, K_Dubb;  this is probably best tested and discussed during an all-night party on a river barge, abundant cocaine and ecstasy and discotheques, etc.

I believe it will fall under the (I) Party's purview.



Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

I like the "out of the box" thinking of both candidates. Prez mentioning the possibility of a cat coming out as a dog (this will gain votes from a certain demographic who believes not only is sex/gender a social construct but so is self-definition of what kind of animal one is. KevinIsAHybrid might be considered in some sub-cabinet level position in the administration's outreach?)

And the VP with his rightful point: "What the hell are you doing!? Let the damn pets out of that box so we can pet them." It is worth considering: what philosophers and psychologists really are like when they keep wanting to put animals/people/brains in boxes, in vats, etc. Why these "thought" experiments? And sometimes real ones. Why have these thoughts? Maybe they should consider their own sanity and values.  Sort of like how so many psychiatrists and counselors are divorced.

Big Chicken

Prophet pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,

Have no fear, the Big Chicken has not been idle.  I have had the Cadillac fired up and have ranged far and wide across this great land, forgetting never the Will of the Prophet.

Prophet Incarnate, it is time to solicit your input regarding The Sacred One Thousand, the nubile Vestal Virgins that are pledged to serve you. Attached below find and artists depiction of a Virgin accepting the Brand of the Prophet with the Big Chicken preparing The Most Holy Brand with the Mighty Mudking looking on.



Is branding something that The Prophet would like to pursue? Obviously the Virgins do not care for it but as always the Big Chicken stands ready to impose your will My Holiness.

Jackstar

Quote from: Big Chicken on August 22, 2020, 06:43:21 PM
Prophet Incarnate, it is time to solicit your input regarding The Sacred One Thousand, the nubile Vestal Virgins that are pledged to serve you. Attached below find and artists depiction of a Virgin accepting the Brand of the Prophet with the Big Chicken preparing The Most Holy Brand with the Mighty Mudking looking on.

A spot on the grants list just opened up.

pate

Two hundred sixteen, Sunday (FSS Three Day Weekend, FFS)'PLANK, DON'T RUN" : "SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR" : "JEWELED ALIEN" : "SPITZ FIREDUST" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" : "EYE DEW" : "OVER ARCHON"

Quote from: Big Chicken on August 22, 2020, 06:43:21 PM
Prophet pate and Cherubim K_Dubb,

...
Is branding something that The Prophet would like to pursue?..


I believe I mentioned previously that the only officially endorsed Make America Pate Again branding of humans, pets and space-alien-hybrids was to be the wearing of MAPA trucker hats, which can be gained in exchange for a precious vote and/or multi-vote.  Lordy, Big Chicken I will have to consult my various shit-lists to find that one...  Aha:

Quote from: pate on August 10, 2020, 10:22:22 PM"We are going to fix this shit" hat (Trucker style;  Plain white front;  Royal blue "pate/K_Dubb 2020" text and bill;  Blood red "We are going to fix this shit" text and webbing;  1 EA).

I still have to find a vendor, manufacturer or haberdasher willing to produce these for us, as my usual man for these things, Manuel Cervantes, is currently out of the country for "reasons."  Anyway, that is the official stance on "branding," but if any Young Lady wants to be marked in that manner and she enjoys that sort of thing, well okay?

You might consider tattooing?  I think K_Dubb is looking into that for one of his side projects to infiltrate AntiFa, I recommended Henna Tattoos as they are not permanent.  I would encourage Henna Tattooing of "We Are Going To Fix This Shit" in an appropriate location on any prospective Young nubile Lady that wants such a thing.  The transitory nature of a Henna Tattoo will allow some leeway if the recipient later changes their mind, this would be in alignment with the Make America Pate Again campaign goal of increasing freedom.  I leave the physically appropriate location of such things to the individuals involved, and their vivid imaginations.

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 22, 2020, 12:49:27 PM
... more... own ... soak ... hope ... cares, ... bluntest ...

"Moron So Who Cares, Blunts?"

I think the answer to that question is apparent to even the dullest of minds!  Well done, have a plum old fiend!

Hah!

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 22, 2020, 12:08:18 PM
...  But for heaven's sake let the poor creatures out of the box so I can pet them.

C'mon K_Dubb, the box and the creatures therein are a thought in an experiment in your own mind:  you let them out for heaven's sake!

Speaking of merchandise, AG Juan was asking about the production of face-masks with the official "We are going to fix this shit" logo on them.  I recommended you, as I understand you are an amateur tailor of sorts?  Do you think you could knock-out a proto-type?  I could do this myself, but the people in Production say it will take approximately 37 years to do so.  Not an order or anything, just wondering if you missed that comment a few pages back?

This is not the shit I logged in to fix!

I think this current derailment shit all stemmed from a wide-ranging, far-afield and quite entertaining discussion about hair-styles?  My official stance on this is "I Don't Give A Shit About Fixing Hair" I think this would be a quite solid plank in the Make America Pate Again campaign.  Allow me to briefly explain: 

During my morning ablutions, typically after the shower and before putting on any clothes I like to "let the boys air out" and roughly towel my hair to see what it looks like.  If there are any errant hairs I do not like the look of:  snip-snip with the scissors or buzz-buzz with the electric trimmer.  This takes all of about ten seconds, and I give a shit about the back along the neck-line: if anyone finds that shit remarkable they are invited to fix it as I hand them a pair of clippers.  When a First Lady is available, they sometimes do this duty.  Speaking of First Ladies, I always love it when they have messy hair in the morning, and laugh at them when they screech "I have to fix this shit!"  So there is that too, I think bed-head is hawt!

Perhaps I have said too much!

Anyway, I probably spend more time shaving everyday than worrying about fixing bullshit hair styles.  For those titillated by such things here is a pretty close example of what I currently rock in the hair arena:



Although I have a bitchin' widow's peak, and am better looking.  And, that douche is totally serious about his haircut, mine is worn ironically.

I hope this helps to fix this hair bullshit.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Jackstar

Quote from: pate on August 22, 2020, 10:38:59 PM
Perhaps I have said [...] titillated [...]

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


Autocorrect detected. Weak.

pate

Quote from: Jackstar on August 22, 2020, 10:43:51 PM
AutoKorreKt detekted. Weack.

In Deed.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"




SpaceMeowMaid

Quote from: pate on August 22, 2020, 11:58:05 AM
Your theory is quite exploded, sir.

It is evident that A Man must have a hairstyle that best pleases his First Lady.

I am thinking of re-writing the PreAmble of either or both the Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution to reflect this Natural Law.



Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


That might be so cute it makes me explode!!!



K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 22, 2020, 12:49:27 PM
I couldn't disagree more.

Did I read somewhere that Pate cuts his own hair?

Being the soak he is, I'd hope that if he does indeed have anyone in his life that cares, it'd behoove them to keep even the bluntest of scissors under lock and key.

Some haircuts just look like dog shit, and theres no getting around it.

But what can you expect from these sweathogs?

I cut my own hair, too, honey.  I agree that there are a lot of haircuts that look horrible but that has more to do with the person wearing them.  If you ever watch men's fashion week from Milan or Paris you see stylists determined to prove that the most trashy haircuts look kind of good if you're hot, the sort of guy that would look good in Hefty bag.  Those of us who aren't so lucky or disciplined have to settle for one that suits us, but I don't think you can say the haircut itself is to blame.

K_Dubb

Quote from: pate on August 22, 2020, 10:38:59 PM
Speaking of merchandise, AG Juan was asking about the production of face-masks with the official "We are going to fix this shit" logo on them.  I recommended you, as I understand you are an amateur tailor of sorts?  Do you think you could knock-out a proto-type?  I could do this myself, but the people in Production say it will take approximately 37 years to do so.  Not an order or anything, just wondering if you missed that comment a few pages back?

That is a lot of tiny little letters to cut out and applique, sir.  I am sure I will get the spacing wrong, or find some other way to screw it up.  Would you settle for a p/K20 model?

AZZERAE

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 23, 2020, 09:06:44 AM
I cut my own hair, too, honey.  I agree that there are a lot of haircuts that look horrible but that has more to do with the person wearing them.  If you ever watch men's fashion week from Milan or Paris you see stylists determined to prove that the most trashy haircuts look kind of good if you're hot, the sort of guy that would look good in Hefty bag.  Those of us who aren't so lucky or disciplined have to settle for one that suits us, but I don't think you can say the haircut itself is to blame.

I've dabbled in a myriad of styles myself. Different colour dyes, a variety of lengths - almost everything except the "Billy Corgan" (also known as The Jackstar).

Of course, I'm guessing the baseball hat any way back but front is not your thing. Coz y'know, Jocks, Wiggers et al. have kinda shat all over the purity of Hip Hop as a culture.

I'm experiencing another déjà vu now. Ahh-- eh, aww ... ugh. Yass. Into the looking glass. I recall your expression of regret over being a "walking billboard" in your youth.

I take it your view of lowly streetwear brands of the 90's like Fubu or Fila are a hard pass at this point. But maaan, what a comforting violation of personal style that era was.

K_Dubb

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 23, 2020, 09:19:59 AM
I've dabbled in a myriad of styles myself. Different colour dyes, a variety of lengths - almost everything except the "Billy Corgan" (also known as The Jackstar).

Of course, I'm guessing the baseball hat any way back but front is not your thing. Coz y'know, Jocks, Wiggers et al. have kinda shat all over the purity of Hip Hop as a culture.

I'm experiencing another déjà vu now. Ahh-- eh, aww ... ugh. Yass. Into the looking glass. I recall your expression of regret over being a "walking billboard" in your youth.

I take it your view of lowly streetwear brands of the 90's like Fubu or Fila are a hard pass at this point. But maaan, what a comforting violation of personal style that era was.

Haha I have only worn a baseball hat once, never again!  It was apparent from my early youth that there were too many unspoken rules around how it is worn with guys who you'd never think gave a fuck about personal style getting surprisingly exercised over minor violations, and I am just not tapped into pop culture enough to hazard that minefield.

pate

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 23, 2020, 09:09:56 AM
That is a lot of tiny little letters to cut out and applique, sir.  I am sure I will get the spacing wrong, or find some other way to screw it up.  Would you settle for a p/K20 model?

Sure, this all reminds me that my favorite baseball hat is my "Bush Barber Services" camouflage one.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 23, 2020, 04:32:51 AM
Apparently a lot can be accomplished by dynamite and chisels :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n9hhHoJ1rk



How, Meow!

That was an interesting vidya, last night my "put me to sleep" video of choice was this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG1YjDdI_c8

I like the cut of this guy's jib, and want one of his Thorium Liquid Fuel reactors for the "back forty" of the People's Free Democratic Republic of pate.  I have long wanted energy independence and that seems to be a good plan.  Probably I will add it to the list of shit to fix in the Make America Pate Again movement.

I actually did sleep through most of it, although the thinly veiled references to Thor, and some of the mathematics and physics being described gave me some strange fihtzful dreams:  I think it was part of my ongoing Dream Quest!  Most of the dream seemed to be centered around an attempt by me to provide a transcript of certain scenes from the movie here;  the confused, bewildered and off-topic replies were quite amusing.

Really, it was a quite frustrating dream.  I think at one point, I attempted to point out that my modified Shrodinger's Cat thought experiment also indicated that the "cat into dog" thing could also indicate that the particle that you put into the box, will not necessarily be the same particle that you observe leaving the box:  which as I am sure you are realizing right now has some perplexing things going on at the sub-atomic level, that may or may not be pan-dimensional in nature.

This reminds me that this page is bereft of any appropriate musacks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orL-w2QBiN8

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"



Kidnostad3

M-U-L-L-E-T.  All this talk about hairstyles and nobody has mentioned the tonsorial abomination that is the mullet.  There is absolutely no conceivable reason, aesthetic, practical or anatomical, why one would wear a mullet except perhaps the loss of a bet.  To do so is tantamount to declaring one’s self a cretin with a sadistic barber.  Jus’ sayin’.

pate

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on July 21, 2020, 11:16:50 AM
Yeah, but who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?

This question has long haunted my mind SecNav/Headsman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vOAw2sAFU

Nautical Shore?

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

pate

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 23, 2020, 09:24:28 PM
M-U-L-L-E-T.  All this talk about hairstyles and nobody has mentioned the tonsorial abomination that is the mullet.  There is absolutely no conceivable reason, aesthetic, practical or anatomical, why one would wear a mullet except perhaps the loss of a bet.  To do so is tantamount to declaring one’s self a cretin with a sadistic barber.  Jus’ sayin’.

In Deed, kid!

Ess Ayy has many manings.  Sierra Alpha, San Antonio, South America, Saudei AriLabia, Sud Arecibo, San Andreas,.. and/or many others appelations:  You are dry and confident, kid"?"

Do not think you have to compete with my SecSpace for favor SecNav(Naif?).

What is it that Grav)ity(_Suks has failed in your eyes> of fixing of shieet?  This Thor's Reactor thing?  Hah!

The Rickover is proven, why test suck thangs?

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

K_Dubb

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 23, 2020, 09:24:28 PM
M-U-L-L-E-T.  All this talk about hairstyles and nobody has mentioned the tonsorial abomination that is the mullet.  There is absolutely no conceivable reason, aesthetic, practical or anatomical, why one would wear a mullet except perhaps the loss of a bet.  To do so is tantamount to declaring one’s self a cretin with a sadistic barber.  Jus’ sayin’.

I don't know Kid I think I could pull it off, even with Albrecht's rat tail.


Kidnostad3

Quote from: pate on August 23, 2020, 10:14:15 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orL-w2QBiN8

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"


Who doesn’t like a good pan flautist?  Zamfir Rocks!



chefist

Ok, ok...I'm ready to help fix this shit.

What do I do now?


pate

Two hundred seventeen, Monday"JEWELED ALIEN"
Quote from: K_Dubb on August 23, 2020, 09:30:49 AM
... unspoken rules ...

K_Dubb, Attend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPS6vq2T99M

I don't even know which list that belongs on!

Hah, amusing;  but enlightening!

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Kidnostad3

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 23, 2020, 09:49:51 PM
I don't know Kid I think I could pull it off, even with Albrecht's rat tail.



Scary, dude. Really scary.


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