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Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 18, 2020, 07:24:44 AM
I feel you

btw Jackstar says you are clowning me on elgab, is that true*/,

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 18, 2020, 07:41:36 AM
Jackstar says you are clowning me on elgab

OMG. Why are you on EllGab?

That place sucks ass.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 18, 2020, 07:41:36 AM
btw Jackstar says you are clowning me on elgab, is that true*/,

To my knowledge, neither ellgab (*spit*) "pate" nor "Col Pate Manly" are currently active.  I did log in the other day during the black-out here to post some Campaign activation codes that needed to get "out there."  So if there is activity other than that over there, my account has been breached.  I really cannot speak for "Col Pate Manly," that guy is in another dimension that roughly parallels ours, fighting Robots, Dave Noory and for some reason the big eFF?

I do not know excatley what is going on there, but I do note that just in writing about this the newest "Mandelbrot Affect" is the spelling of "excatley" in my current time-space continuium, I seem to recall it being properly spelt "exactly" but I get no red squiqqly line in its first instance in this sentence:  I do note that the red squiggly is present in the second instance.

I now believe that, things are returning to mostly "normal," I sure hope so!

Quote from: pate on August 17, 2020, 11:13:18 PM
...  I would not betray friendship ..!

Carry on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCC0lniTbV8

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Quote from: pate on August 18, 2020, 08:42:23 AM
To my knowledge, neither ellgab (*spit*) "pate" nor "Col Pate Manly" are currently active.  I did log in the other day during the black-out here to post some Campaign activation codes that needed to get "out there."  So if there is activity other than that over there, my account has been breached.  I really cannot speak for "Col Pate Manly," that guy is in another dimension that roughly parallels ours, fighting Robots, Dave Noory and for some reason the big eFF?

I do not know excatley what is going on there, but I do note that just in writing about this the newest "Mandelbrot Affect" is the spelling of "excatley" in my current time-space continuium, I seem to recall it being properly spelt "exactly" but I get no red squiqqly line in its first instance in this sentence:  I do note that the red squiggly is present in the second instance.

I now believe that, things are returning to mostly "normal," I sure hope so!

Carry on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCC0lniTbV8

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

I appreciate your explanation. I told him I didn't think that was the deal, but since Jack's always right, I had to check. Also, go ahead cuz I don't mind getting made fun of. Often I'm rediculous on purpose to make people giggle, so you know;)

Quote from: AZZERAE on August 18, 2020, 08:01:13 AM
OMG. Why are you on EllGab?

That place sucks ass.

I wasn't. Can't do the low IQ exchanges and drama. I was briefed but didn't "go there".

https://republicanfreedom.com/2020/08/18/the-usps-just-filed-a-patent-for-a-blockchain-based-secure-voting-system/

Two hundred twelve, Make Dad Smile On Wednesday"PLANK, DON'T RUN" : "JEWELED ALIEN"

I am officially replacing "The Elvis" (Fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches) with "the pate" (Fried egg, bologna, cheese, tomato, onion and butter sandwiches).  I feel that this will help Make America Pate Again by ending the foreign dependence on the banana;  which I note several so-called "Republics" have used in an attempt to cause internal dissent within the flying monkey ranks.

Today, I am proud to add yet another solid plank to the Make America Pate Again initiative:  the "End Dependence on  Foreign Bananas" program.

Personally, I do not like bananas as they are generally slimy, mushy and have a weird flavor;  I would ban them altogether but I understand that some people actually like bananas.  The only officially sanctioned use for bananas will be for the making of banana bread;  as they ruin a perfectly good bowl of corn flakes.

I am sure that Clownus Primus RUBBY will figure out how to fix the resultant shortage in banana skins shit.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Quote from: pate on August 18, 2020, 10:23:56 PM
Two hundred twelve, Make Dad Smile On Wednesday

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"PLANK, DON'T RUN" : "JEWELED ALIEN"

I am officially replacing "The Elvis" (Fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches) with "the pate" (Fried egg, bologna, cheese, tomato, onion and butter sandwiches).  I feel that this will help Make America Pate Again by ending the foreign dependence on the banana;  which I note several so-called "Republics" have used in an attempt to cause internal dissent within the flying monkey ranks.

Today, I am proud to add yet another solid plank to the Make America Pate Again initiative:  the "End Dependence on  Foreign Bananas" program.

Personally, I do not like bananas as they are generally slimy, mushy and have a weird flavor;  I would ban them altogether but I understand that some people actually like bananas.  The only officially sanctioned use for bananas will be for the making of banana bread;  as they ruin a perfectly good bowl of corn flakes.

I am sure that Clownus Primus RUBBY will figure out how to fix the resultant shortage in banana skins shit.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

I loved Elvis, until I found out about his sandwich preferences, no joike.

Quote from: pate on August 18, 2020, 10:23:56 PM
Two hundred twelve, Make Dad Smile On Wednesday

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"PLANK, DON'T RUN" : "JEWELED ALIEN"

I am officially replacing "The Elvis" (Fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches) with "the pate" (Fried egg, bologna, cheese, tomato, onion and butter sandwiches).  I feel that this will help Make America Pate Again by ending the foreign dependence on the banana;  which I note several so-called "Republics" have used in an attempt to cause internal dissent within the flying monkey ranks.

Today, I am proud to add yet another solid plank to the Make America Pate Again initiative:  the "End Dependence on  Foreign Bananas" program.

Personally, I do not like bananas as they are generally slimy, mushy and have a weird flavor;  I would ban them altogether but I understand that some people actually like bananas.  The only officially sanctioned use for bananas will be for the making of banana bread;  as they ruin a perfectly good bowl of corn flakes.

I am sure that Clownus Primus RUBBY will figure out how to fix the resultant shortage in banana skins shit.

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Bananas are gross.  You are no doubt familiar with the Great Modern Banana Hoax where, thanks to a disease which wiped out the good Gros Michel bananas seventy years ago, the people were forced to settle for this insipid modern Cavendish commercial variety that manages to taste green even when it is on the very edge of putrescence?  Traces of the banana's former glory can still be detected in old candy and syrup formulations like Circus Peanuts that were calibrated to match the rich flavors of the Gros Michel.

I recall a similar discussion a while back regarding blueberries whose generic commercial flavor matches the superior but difficult-to-grow red-fleshed variety (technically a bilberry in English, but called a blueberry in the rest of the world) instead of the green-fleshed variety which yields much higher poundage per bush/acre and is usually all you see at the store.

It is the same with peaches, as I recently found.  There is a powerful lot of shit to be fixed, sir.

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2020, 08:54:03 AM
Bananas are gross.  You are no doubt familiar with the Great Modern Banana Hoax where, thanks to a disease which wiped out the good Gros Michel bananas seventy years ago, the people were forced to settle for this insipid modern Cavendish commercial variety that manages to taste green even when it is on the very edge of putrescence?  Traces of the banana's former glory can still be detected in old candy and syrup formulations like Circus Peanuts that were calibrated to match the rich flavors of the Gros Michel.

I recall a similar discussion a while back regarding blueberries whose generic commercial flavor matches the superior but difficult-to-grow red-fleshed variety (technically a bilberry in English, but called a blueberry in the rest of the world) instead of the green-fleshed variety which yields much higher poundage per bush/acre and is usually all you see at the store.

It is the same with peaches, as I recently found.  There is a powerful lot of shit to be fixed, sir.

Buy wild blueberries from Maine.  The other Frankenblues are gross.

In Hawaii there are apple flavored bananas that grow on trees like weeds everywhere Now those are good and not slimy or nasty.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on August 19, 2020, 11:33:22 AM
In Hawaii there are apple flavored bananas that grow on trees like weeds everywhere Now those are good and not slimy or nasty.

Yes Hawaii is great for that stuff just hit up the farmers' market for random shit growing in people's back yards.  My favorite by far was lucuma, a smooth orange avocado-type thing from Peru with a sweet flesh that tasted like caramel custard.



I'm thinking that a lot of our mass-market cultivars of all kinds of fruit were selected for visual appeal rather than flavor and sturdy transport under the strictures of a hundred years ago and we need a wholesale reappraisal given today's speed and easy refrigeration.  But unless people learn there are delicious alternatives, demand for inferior products will persist and the big plantations will keep churning them out.

If there are no other takers I'd like to offer myself as candidate for Chief Fruit Inspector, a powerful position involving a great deal of tropical travel for which it will be necessary to return my mustache to its former glory.

There once was a fruit from Peru
Whose flesh so beguiled you-know-who
I'd climb Machu Picchu
Just so I could eat you
E'en though it's the last thing I do!

Gratuitous limerick

This has pleased the Royal We.

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2020, 12:38:31 PM
There once was a fruit from Peru
Whose flesh so beguiled you-know-who
I'd climb Machu Picchu
Just so I could eat you
E'en though it's the last thing I do!

Gratuitous limerick

Wow

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2020, 12:15:18 PM
...



...

Fake mouse cache in Deed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYjeilbxLO8

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Two hundred thirteen, Thursday into Friday"SOYLENT PURPLE HAMBURGLAR"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9014vq1lqXM

I voted for pate & kdubb... But there's stiff competition in Kanye west & Kamla Harris.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on August 20, 2020, 12:25:14 AM
I voted for pate & kdubb... But there's stiff competition in Kanye west & Kamla Harris.

Daniel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYjeilbxLO8
wtaf>>>?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9014vq1lqXM

Thanks in advic3!  Honoe rich.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Quote from: pate on August 20, 2020, 12:47:12 AM
Daniel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYjeilbxLO8
wtaf>>>?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9014vq1lqXM

Thanks in advic3!  Honoe rich.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 19, 2020, 12:38:31 PM
There once was a fruit from Peru
Whose flesh so beguiled you-know-who
I'd climb Machu Picchu
Just so I could eat you
E'en though it's the last thing I do!

GratuitousGratifying limerick

I submit a minor correction in the comments sexshun of Acclaimed Critiques, nothing further on thus.

Without Pre-ambulation eye wash to proceed back to your thoughts on the Gros Michel shit fixins'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEw4Gs4CvgE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeRQ_Essido

This may be one of the most difficult campaign promises for the Make America Pate Again movement to fulfill, but I do wish to "Bring Back Gros Michel":  surly, there is One left in a wild abode unremarked upon but for the local natives who delight in, care for and otherwise nJoy this sublime fruit?  I would indelicately seize sever earl perfectly ripen'd fecund offerings from the tree and attempt to propagate them in a suitable CONUS environ.

I am thinking that there must needs be a Trumanesque reactivation of the long unused "Little White House":  Perhaps the Floridian Keys?  What acreage more suitable for Gros Michel?



Of course, this would be the most SeekRutive of your tasks leading the CamPain and lightly holding reigns of Shadowy governmental affairs during the first one hundred daze of Making America Pate Again.  I believe you would find that shit most delicious whilst applying your unique fix to the errant meanderings of the issue.

Once again, I fear that Eye Have Said Two Mucks!



I thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Quote from: pate on August 20, 2020, 10:41:45 AM
This may be one of the most difficult campaign promises for the Make America Pate Again movement to fulfill, but I do wish to "Bring Back Gros Michel":  surly, there is One left in a wild abode unremarked upon but for the local natives who delight in, care for and otherwise nJoy this sublime fruit?  I would indelicately seize sever earl perfectly ripen'd fecund offerings from the tree and attempt to propagate them in a suitable CONUS environ.

I am thinking that there must needs be a Trumanesque reactivation of the long unused "Little White House":  Perhaps the Floridian Keys?  What acreage more suitable for Gros Michel?



Of course, this would be the most SeekRutive of your tasks leading the CamPain and lightly holding reigns of Shadowy governmental affairs during the first one hundred daze of Making America Pate Again.  I believe you would find that shit most delicious whilst applying your unique fix to the errant meanderings of the issue.

Once again, I fear that Eye Have Said Two Mucks!



I thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Oh yes there are survivors, and growing in this country!  I think if you look at them they look like the bananas in old cartoons, something about the way they bruise:



Yes, I think the first hundred days in the Keys or Hawaii would be a sensible way to address the issue, or we could just seize Belize.

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 20, 2020, 10:52:34 AM
... seize Belize.

The ring of that is True, Harmonious and quite Frank (to be or naught)!

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Quote from: pate on August 20, 2020, 11:02:50 AM
pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP7F7Uw6yP4


Trust The Plan.

Two hundred fourteen, Friday (FSS Three Day Weekend, FFS)"METHUSULA PROGENY"

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pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

I would like to be considered for the position of Headsman in Chief (Head Headsman?) in the K_Dubb/Pate Government. There will be some business to be attended to after the election.  Have axe will travel. 

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on August 21, 2020, 10:26:58 AM
I would like to be considered for the position of Headsman in Chief (Head Headsman?) in the K_Dubb/Pate Government. There will be some business to be attended to after the election.  Have axe will travel.

Eye dig, grok and/or take your meaning, sir!

Kid, you already wear the SecNav hat;  why not another for your collection?

I will call it "Chief of Heady Issues" or somesuch, you may call it what you will and/or wish.  Whatever the nomenclature  Aye find it tasty.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

Quote from: pate on August 21, 2020, 11:05:08 AM
Kid, you already wear the SecNav hat;  why not another for your collection?

As long as one of them is cocked!

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 21, 2020, 12:20:00 PM
As long as one of them is cocked!

Quote from: K_Dubb on August 21, 2020, 12:20:00 PM
As long as one of them is cocked!

My personal taste in such mad-hattery is to be (or Naught) athwartships.

I fear I have said just enough!

Some gentle musics for the neu pAige:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck02vWvwv2o

But soft, what yelling from open winDoze?

I ponder...

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"