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2 minutes 30 seconds in and it is shaping up to be a classic already.  Prius #5 has been repaired yet not running.   

The stimulus has taken a beating it would seem.

Oh my.  This may be one for the ages!

Rage against the machine Senda.  Rage!


Wow.  His best chum as a kid had his stomach exploded out by a lightning bolt.  Poor little guy was only 10.   

He's even starting to turn on Abram

Quote from: Pizzapunch on May 17, 2020, 05:01:28 PM
He's even starting to turn on Abram

Interesting.  I'm still reeling for the 10 year old getting a hole blown into his stomach by the lighting bolt.  Zot!

Kathy spent her stimulus on Pokemon and ground beef.   Seems to be getting sweeter on Ratty Patty too. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2020, 04:32:06 PM
The stimulus has taken a beating it would seem.

Only $12 of it left. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2020, 04:55:06 PM
Oh my.  This may be one for the ages!

Rage against the machine Senda.  Rage!


Wow.  His best chum as a kid had his stomach exploded out by a lightning bolt.  Poor little guy was only 10.   

George must not have been around or he would have fixed it.  He has been reading medical journals and all.

Quote from: whoozit on May 17, 2020, 05:21:20 PM
George must not have been around or he would have fixed it.  He has been reading medical journals and all.

Yeah.  At the point I am it the video he is discussing how he opened a door quickly, hit a cat and it conked out.  He did CPR and brought it back to life.  Also he did it on some guy but no report on if the dude made it or not.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2020, 04:29:05 PM
I missed a live one from last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow9UQZtTjE8

he looks like death.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on May 17, 2020, 05:26:00 PM
he looks like death.

'Tis okay.  He had a Life Well Lived   

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2020, 05:06:27 PM
Interesting.  I'm still reeling for the 10 year old getting a hole blown into his stomach by the lighting bolt.  Zot!

Kathy spent her stimulus on Pokemon and ground beef.   Seems to be getting sweeter on Ratty Patty too. 

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Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2020, 05:26:55 PM
'Tis okay.  He had a Life Well Lived

The polio cure alone!

Quote from: Pizzapunch on May 17, 2020, 05:28:32 PM
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When push comes to shove - I know so little.  The dobe gnarlled the dudes arm off? 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2020, 05:25:25 PM
Yeah.  At the point I am it the video he is discussing how he opened a door quickly, hit a cat and it conked out.  He did CPR and brought it back to life.  Also he did it on some guy but no report on if the dude made it or not.

Imagine keeling over, only to come to and find this Beluga whale sprawled over you giving you the kiss of life.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 17, 2020, 05:30:54 PM
Imagine keeling over, only to come to and find this Beluga whale sprawled over you giving you the kiss of life.

The smell that only the Paperboy among us has experienced.  That might be enough to get the old ticker back online alone.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 17, 2020, 05:30:54 PM
Imagine keeling over, only to come to and find this Beluga whale sprawled over you giving you the kiss of life.

I think I’d rather die than have to live with that.  A lawsuit is out of the question because all I’d actually receive is an alien head and rat urine soaked plush toys.

Quote from: Pizzapunch on May 17, 2020, 05:28:32 PM
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Wow. That is a pretty harsh judgement. A kid should go through life with only one arm and massive trauma over a brick being thrown? I wonder what harsh (but just) punishment George would recommend for a man who beats his wife (or another mans wife...)

On a completely unrelated note, have those lumpy pillows that Kathy sleeps on continued assaulting her- or have they been getting older and lacking the necessary energy to throw the occasional punch?

Quote from: whoozit on May 17, 2020, 05:36:54 PM
I think  I’d rather die than have to live with that.  A lawsuit is out of the question because I’ll I’d actually receive is an alien head and rat urine soaked plush toys.

Not to mention owing your life to Senda. Imagine the constant stream of begging letters.

Quote from: whoozit on May 17, 2020, 05:21:20 PM
George must not have been around or he would have fixed it.  He has been reading medical journals and all.

There was once another poster here who had said that she could not do car repairs because she had a chest. If that can be used as a reason, then certainly the massive gut on George is a valid excuse?

Quote from: whoozit on May 17, 2020, 05:36:54 PM
I think  I’d rather die than have to live with that.  A lawsuit is out of the question because I’ll I’d actually receive is an alien head and rat urine soaked plush toys.

You also might get the pawn shop chit for the GoPro!  Imagine the Future Shock that poor unfortunate device would go through on it's release from bondage. It went into the pokey as a bad ass.  It will come out as a used up piece of junk reeking of obsolescence.

i can see them now; “You owe me, I saved your life!   Give me money now or I’ll sit on one of my cats!  You cheap fucker!”

George hypothesizes that pizza might be the culprit in his recent weight gain.

Just pizza?

Quote from: chefist on May 17, 2020, 07:35:07 PM
George hypothesizes that pizza might be the culprit in his recent weight gain.

Just pizza?

He didn't mention the Crazy Bread with Crazy Sauce.  So sue him!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2020, 07:40:30 PM
He didn't mention the Crazy Bread with Crazy Sauce.  So sue him!

Ha

He also gave a shout-out to Martinez Tonight!

Quote from: chefist on May 17, 2020, 07:42:46 PM
Ha

He also gave a shout-out to Martinez Tonight!

As well he should.  Some of the finest radio to have ever been streamed.

https://youtu.be/ow9UQZtTjE8

Surprise surprise the Prius has more wrong with it than anticipated


George is furious that Kathy lies to George by telling him she was starting the car and ensuring the  starter battery
Stay charged, key fob was also dead.

George is upset they have to buy a new small battery which is $250, then pay all the fees to register it

George complains a troll was trying to get his phone number by pretending to want to buy the car

Kathy refuses to put George on the title

Senda mentions Patty has been cleaning kathys  Filthy apartment

George mocks Kathy for not listening to him, call her Lazy for not starting car

He screams out the car is fixed mad at how much money it cost. Then says car needs new small battery, a new tire and registration (so it isn’t fixed).

George got pissed Patty used an answering service to screen calls

Mentions he had a friend at 10 who was killed by lightning, put a hole in his stomach. Hates lightning for this reason

Thinks he has a good chance at winning lotto due to being struck by lightning

Spent $25 on lotto tickets

Kathy didn’t pay her cable bill years ago, so she does not have internet or cable

Blames Kathy for Prius not being maintained. Says they are good cars but need maintenance.

Tells a story how he kicked out Kathy at 3am when she didn’t have another place to stay. Says he can’t live with her

Can confirm stimulus is GONE

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 17, 2020, 08:59:17 PM
George is upset they have to buy a new small battery which is $250, then pay all the fees to register it

So was Prius #5 not registered when they were greasing around in last fall?  Or did they just let it lapse?

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2020, 09:04:22 PM
So was Prius #5 not registered when they were greasing around in last fall?  Or did they just let it lapse?

He said they changed the status to non active.

It makes me happy to see activity on this thread, don't have a clue what is going on, but it just brings me comfort. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 17, 2020, 09:04:22 PM
So was Prius #5 not registered when they were greasing around in last fall?  Or did they just let it lapse?

So Prius #5 was purchased and registered during Aug of 2018 and apparently filed as a non-op when 2019 registration was due? Now 9 months later the car is 'fixed' and all that is preventing the 'fixed' Prius from running is a current registration tag for 2020 and a auxiliary battery?

Could the freedom of cruising down the open road with Kathy's hair blowing out the window while wild Pokemon music is screaming from the speakers BE THIS CLOSE?

https://youtu.be/yPGr-R1HUG8

https://youtu.be/788m-jIbrgY

Quote from: Norm on May 17, 2020, 09:35:08 PM
So Prius #5 was purchased and registered during Aug of 2018 and apparently filed as a non-op when 2019 registration was due? Now 9 months later the car is 'fixed' and all that is preventing the 'fixed' Prius from running is a current registration tag for 2020 and a auxiliary battery?

Could the freedom of cruising down the open road with Kathy's hair blowing out the window while wild Pokemon music is screaming from the speakers BE THIS CLOSE?

https://youtu.be/yPGr-R1HUG8

https://youtu.be/788m-jIbrgY

No, There is a flat tire. The main batteries are likely dead, and it will need a jump. They are hoping to use patty’s triple A for the jump. They also have to register it again.

George has made it clear they are going to sell it. I don’t think they will get as much as they think for it, if they manage to ever fix it.