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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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whoozit

Senda’s body will be donated to Japan so his fat can be rendered.  It will also have the unexpected boon of stopping whaling there since the gazillions of barrels of whale oil produced by his bloated carcass will meet the countries needs until the sun burns out.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 03, 2020, 11:14:43 AM
Man, I didn't even know I wanted that until now. I'd install glowing red eyes in the sockets though, as a tribute to Falkie's good friend Art Bell, and place it in the background while I did long rambling videos. Falkie would have wanted it that way.

While he is being broken down for parts, how much for a big toe?  I'd have gone for the Swiss Army Snaggle Tooth but it seems that would go with the head.  Lots can be done with a Senda big toe.  Not all of them are even weird............

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 03, 2020, 11:14:43 AM
Man, I didn't even know I wanted that until now. I'd install glowing red eyes in the sockets though, as a tribute to Falkie's good friend Art Bell, and place it in the background while I did long rambling videos. Falkie would have wanted it that way.

I just hope the cats leave enough to make all this worthwhile. There's plenty of meat on that face and we might just end up with a generic Senda-skull once they've got through with it. We might need to ask him to wear a Ned Kelly-style helmet to make sure he gets preserved. Someone get on that and email him our demands, I'm sure he'll be down with it.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 03, 2020, 11:51:16 AM
While he is being broken down for parts, how much for a big toe?  I'd have gone for the Swiss Army Snaggle Tooth but it seems that would go with the head.  Lots can be done with a Senda big toe.  Not all of them are even weird............

All that fermented cheese under the nail could feed a family of starving Mexicans for at least a year. If you see a taco stand offering 'quesadillas de Senda' I would advise you to take your custom elsewhere.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 03, 2020, 12:09:35 PM
I just hope the cats leave enough to make all this worthwhile. There's plenty of meat on that face and we might just end up with a generic Senda-skull once they've got through with it. We might need to ask him to wear a Ned Kelly-style helmet to make sure he gets preserved. Someone get on that and email him our demands, I'm sure he'll be down with it.

Of course he'll be down with it, he's a giver. While we're at it we should ask if he'd rather have his head used as a cookie jar or spare change jar.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 03, 2020, 12:24:17 PM
Of course he'll be down with it, he's a giver. While we're at it we should ask if he'd rather have his head used as a cookie jar or spare change jar.

Or we could get some board, bang a few nails into his head and use him as a bird table. We could also yank his jaw up and use the cavernous space inside as a home for needy squirrels.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 03, 2020, 11:51:16 AM
While he is being broken down for parts, how much for a big toe?  I'd have gone for the Swiss Army Snaggle Tooth but it seems that would go with the head.  Lots can be done with a Senda big toe.  Not all of them are even weird............

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.  Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.

These fucking amateurs.

Quote from: Liberace! on May 03, 2020, 12:38:24 PM
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.  Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon with nail polish.

These fucking amateurs.

Just not any toe but a Senda toe.  I've been toying with the idea of starting up a cult of rust belters.  That documentary you posted was rather depressing.  I'm thinking that the cult needs some sort of talisman to hold in reverance.  Sort of like the French Foreign Legion does with that dude's hand.  So killing two birds with one rock - the cult can pull out the magical toe on the anniversary of The Guy from Pittsburgh's passing.   In this way the need for a talisman is met and TGFP becomes immortal.   See?  Not weird at all.......


Roswells, Art

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 03, 2020, 01:31:41 PM
Just not any toe but a Senda toe.  I've been toying with the idea of starting up a cult of rust belters.  That documentary you posted was rather depressing.  I'm thinking that the cult needs some sort of talisman to hold in reverance.  Sort of like the French Foreign Legion does with that dude's hand.  So killing two birds with one rock - the cult can pull out the magical toe on the anniversary of The Guy from Pittsburgh's passing.   In this way the need for a talisman is met and TGFP becomes immortal.   See?  Not weird at all.......



I'm sorry, I just took a look at the inventory sheet and all his fingers and toes have been spoken for already by some rich weirdo. You'll have to settle for another appendage that no one seems to want once we start piecing him out.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 03, 2020, 01:44:57 PM
I'm sorry, I just took a look at the inventory sheet and all his fingers and toes have been spoken for already by some rich weirdo. You'll have to settle for another appendage that no one seems to want once we start piecing him out.

Curses.  Foiled again! 

Corona Kitty

I'm expecting Senda to die of a heart attack, possibly during one of these un-boxings. I'll keep my fingers crossed it happens during a live stream.



chefist

Quote from: whoozit on May 03, 2020, 11:45:33 AM
Senda’s body will be donated to Japan so his fat can be rendered.  It will also have the unexpected boon of stopping whaling there since the gazillions of barrels of whale oil produced by his bloated carcass will meet the countries needs until the sun burns out.

SendaSoap? Registered Trademark


WOTR

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 03, 2020, 01:44:57 PM
I'm sorry, I just took a look at the inventory sheet and all his fingers and toes have been spoken for already by some rich weirdo. You'll have to settle for another appendage that no one seems to want once we start piecing him out.

1. Even Kathy didn't appear to want it while he was alive.
2. I'm not sure I would call it an "appendage."
3. I'm positive it has been defective since just after he "plunged the toilet" due to blockages of fat.

***Just give the guy the damn toe. He has been an active contributor to this thread for a long time and has seen things (and been subjected to stories and thoughts) that would have broken a lesser man. Tell the rich guy that you "lost" one of the precious toes in shipping. Or take your chances that it will go unnoticed, and substitute the other "appendage" for the big toe. Just paint a nail on it.

WOTR

Quote from: whoozit on May 03, 2020, 11:45:33 AM
Senda’s body will be donated to Japan so his fat can be rendered.  It will also have the unexpected boon of stopping whaling there since the gazillions of barrels of whale oil produced by his bloated carcass will meet the countries needs until the sun burns out.

I was listening to some old radio shows this evening, and it struck me that while some believe that Senda is worthless in the year 202, he would have been worth at least 250 red ration stamps in the early 40's. All that we need is another good war with shortages and rationing and his value would skyrocket!

Quote from: WOTR on May 03, 2020, 08:53:38 PM

***Just give the guy the damn toe. He has been an active contributor to this thread for a long time and has seen things (and been subjected to stories and thoughts) that would have broken a lesser man. Tell the rich guy that you "lost" one of the precious toes in shipping. Or take your chances that it will go unnoticed, and substitute the other "appendage" for the big toe. Just paint a nail on it.

Yeah.  Gimme that toe.  No toe.  No peace!


WOTR

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 03, 2020, 09:50:05 PM
Yeah.  Gimme that toe.  No toe.  No peace!



I have always enjoyed her posting, but if she chooses not comply, I am willing to enlist in your campaign as a volunteer coofer of the coovid. Together we shall rain down terror (and virus) upon the heads of any enemy who would seek to prevent you taking your rightful position as "keeper of the sacred toe."

Be warned Roswells. The coofer whom you so bravely faced a month ago shall be only the first of many... Travel restrictions are lifting. Repent and turn from the darkness of pure profiteering by selling what is rightfully WAN's to a rich bidder. Offer Walks the toe and keep the peace.


Quote from: Pizzapunch on May 04, 2020, 12:18:14 AM
He's live from a stop sign.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVc-EQA0OXs

It has been quite some time since the last one but I always liked the Stop Sign streams.  Always had that gritty, shot from the hip feel.


Quote from: Pizzapunch on May 04, 2020, 12:18:14 AM
He's live from a stop sign.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVc-EQA0OXs

George says he is doing the video because he is out and about late at night getting his mail
Senda says he sleeps 90 of the time.
Has not done his laundry.
George says he broke his free government phone.
George wants 9 more boxes of cat food he has paid for through amazon.
Senda think guys on bicycles are druggies
Kathy is loaning him money until he gets his stimulus check
George doesnt have internet (has paid bill?)
George says he is doing a short video at the 5:40 mark continues to make 50 minutes longer
Senda still has to pay off coin dealer for pawn, he once got them out only to re-pawn them a few days later
George says internet should be FREE
George is getting a new phone
George cant get glasses because the prisoners aren't making them.
George is still angry his mew mix order is messed up wants his 9 bags he paid for
He likes meatball sandwiches
George rambles about Martinez California
George bitches about his free eye surgery so more
Kathy is going to give him a turkey
George makes same observations about ordinary folk doing ordinary things in Martinez
George is going to pay his T mobile bill Kathy is going to lend him more
George is going to buy and apple pie while grocery shopping tomorrow
George is pissed off his stimulus check isn't in. Alludes to face he wants more money. George says he wants 2,000 Universal income
George yells out HI to a cat complains some more about not getting stimulus says he NEEDS money, works himself up into an anger
George complains about unemployment, complains more about not getting his stimulus check
George bitches about haters
George gives obvious details about Corona
George complains that he wants a second stimulus and complains youtube comments want him to wear a mask
Senda complains about homeless
George complains about not having a car, says he doesn't like Elon Musk. Says he and kathy can buy $8,000 prius
George makes multiple reference about wanting to win the lotto
George complain SSI is not paying him enough complains about illegals
Some of the cats have respiratory infection
Donation solicitation
Howie may have to be put down. is not doing well
George is mad Mitch McConnell is not willing to hand out more money
Senda does not know how Patty is
George complains he is not getting more donation. restates everyone of his subscribers should donate $5 a month
George says he needs to end video because he has to go to bathroom
More complaints about stimulus checks and big trucks
George complains about restrictions of being on SSI
George says DO NOT send him empty cans or bottles
George angirly repeats do NOT send him empty cans or bottles.
George list all of his health issues. George complains about haters
George gets angry someone calls him a conman. George claims he can not be a conman because he lives in poverty and has a shit dirty apartment. Says if he is conman he is a horrible one due to his living situation.
George bitches out viewers not appreciating him, because he has no donation









WOTR

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 04, 2020, 01:17:25 PM

George is pissed off his stimulus check isn't in. Alludes to face he wants more money. George says he wants 2,000 Universal income
George yells out HI to a cat complains some more about not getting stimulus says he NEEDS money, works himself up into an anger
George complains about unemployment, complains more about not getting his stimulus check

I believe that before anybody is allowed to support a "universal basic income" scheme they should be forced to watch a minimum of 10 hours worth of Senda videos.

Norm

Senda has used so many variations of his name the IRS doesn't know where to send the money. tsk, tsk, tsk....

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/name/george-senda_martinez-ca

AKA: Alias, Nicknames, alternate spellings, misspellings, married and maiden names for George Senda in Martinez, CA:

Anthony Senda • Dmitri G Senda • Anthony G Senda • Dmitri Senda • Anthony George Senda • Dimitri G Senda • Dmitri Antongeorge Senda • Omitri G Senda

paladin1991

Quote from: Corona Kitty on May 03, 2020, 02:05:26 PM
I'm expecting Senda to die of a heart attack, possibly during one of these un-boxings. I'll keep my fingers crossed it happens during a live stream.
And there probably won't be a single call to 911.


paladin1991

Quote from: Lilith on May 04, 2020, 09:56:25 AM

Welllllll, will you look at that.  senda is earning nickels down behind the gas station fm illegal immigrants, winos and his favorite flavor, black dudes.

paladin1991

Quote from: Norm on May 05, 2020, 08:46:31 AM
Senda has used so many variations of his name the IRS doesn't know where to send the money. tsk, tsk, tsk....

https://www.fastpeoplesearch.com/name/george-senda_martinez-ca

AKA: Alias, Nicknames, alternate spellings, misspellings, married and maiden names for George Senda in Martinez, CA:

Anthony Senda • Dmitri G Senda • Anthony G Senda • Dmitri Senda • Anthony George Senda • Dimitri G Senda • Dmitri Antongeorge Senda • Omitri G Senda
Norm, great avatar.  Great version of a senda head.


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