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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

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whoozit

It’s comforting to now that the Coronavirus can’t survive in Casa Senda.  His strict cleaning regimen is paying off in spades.

Norm

Quote from: whoozit on April 13, 2020, 01:28:20 PM
It’s comforting to now that the Coronavirus can’t survive in Casa Senda.  His strict cleaning regimen is paying off in spades.

Yes, when it comes to personal hygiene habits, proper diet and weight management no self-respecting virus stands a chance of surviving inside the bowels of Casa Senda!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3t-BYpKzA

George bought a case of canned cat food wants everyone to know he bought it himself. George screws out an elated "sent me cat food money". Senda thinks a vaccine is close to being soon.




Element 115

Throwback Thursday No Internet

"This is the fault of my neighbor keeping me awake for a week, didn't put enough money away to pay the Internet bill."  - George Senda, 2/14/19

WhiteCrow

Quote from: CacaMan on April 16, 2020, 05:13:37 PM
I don’t watch his videos. Does he have a fever? Is he sick? Or is he just wasting the doctor’s time again?  He really needs to be in NYC videotaping everything happening there. I’d be  more than happy to pay for a round trip flight and a week of hotels for him if he is interested in going out East.

Great idea!'  Is there a Go Fund Me Campaign?

George Senda the Pandemic Roving Reporter

WOTR

Quote from: WhiteCrow on April 16, 2020, 10:28:31 PM
Great idea!'  Is there a Go Fund Me Campaign?

George Senda the Pandemic Roving Reporter

When Senda drops dead, will he start posting here on Bellgab as well? Is that part of the "afterlife package deal"?



George usually makes multiple videos for his birthday month.

Hog

A reply from Mr Senda when I cautioned him about touching his face when unbagging his "groceries".

"Changing the habits of a lifetime is a conscious matter and I already have a sinus infection for the last year.
My late Mother was a nurse for 50 years and I used to sit in Dr. Jonas Salk's lab in the basement of his Polio lab as a child and read and watch him and his workers develop the vaccine for polio at Pitt as a child.
That was the scourge of the early and mid 20th century that killed and crippled millions around the world.
I know about health and medicine.
I learned to read and comprehend reading the medical journals and texts my Mother would bring home from work at the age of 3.
I was reading about 5 newspapers a day and all of the news magazines at the time.
I was bumped up 2 grades when I started school because I knew many of the subjects all ready and thought Dick and Jane was childish.
And I am a natural speed reader and survivor having been pronounced dead twice and electrocuted once as a child.
I have a theory that is probably not true but since I am already sick, Corona will have to stand in line and take a number to infect me.
I have NOT been exposed to it AND the first thing I do when I get home with groceries is put the bags down, go to the bathroom and wash my hands and my face as well since I had been blowing my nose with the winds directing all the grass pollen at me from the park directly behind the bus stop at Amtrak while I sat for 45 minutes waiting for the bus and freezing in the cold wind.
In the last few months I have washed my hands, arms, face and body more times in one day than I ever have in my life I think AND every time I do my dishes, put groceries away or do a haul video I wash my hands a second time as well. I have dish soap and anti bacterial soap n the bathroom and kitchen and Simple Green 5 D which I am also using which will KILL the Corona virus and other viruses.
I've been toying with using it as a mouthwash.
Wink..."

peace
Hog

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Hog on May 01, 2020, 11:54:45 AM
A reply from Mr Senda when I cautioned him about touching his face when unbagging his "groceries".

"Changing the habits of a lifetime is a conscious matter and I already have a sinus infection for the last year.
My late Mother was a nurse for 50 years and I used to sit in Dr. Jonas Salk's lab in the basement of his Polio lab as a child and read and watch him and his workers develop the vaccine for polio at Pitt as a child.
That was the scourge of the early and mid 20th century that killed and crippled millions around the world.
I know about health and medicine.
I learned to read and comprehend reading the medical journals and texts my Mother would bring home from work at the age of 3.
I was reading about 5 newspapers a day and all of the news magazines at the time.
I was bumped up 2 grades when I started school because I knew many of the subjects all ready and thought Dick and Jane was childish.
And I am a natural speed reader and survivor having been pronounced dead twice and electrocuted once as a child.
I have a theory that is probably not true but since I am already sick, Corona will have to stand in line and take a number to infect me.
I have NOT been exposed to it AND the first thing I do when I get home with groceries is put the bags down, go to the bathroom and wash my hands and my face as well since I had been blowing my nose with the winds directing all the grass pollen at me from the park directly behind the bus stop at Amtrak while I sat for 45 minutes waiting for the bus and freezing in the cold wind.
In the last few months I have washed my hands, arms, face and body more times in one day than I ever have in my life I think AND every time I do my dishes, put groceries away or do a haul video I wash my hands a second time as well. I have dish soap and anti bacterial soap n the bathroom and kitchen and Simple Green 5 D which I am also using which will KILL the Corona virus and other viruses.
I've been toying with using it as a mouthwash.
Wink..."

peace
Hog

I really think he needs to enhance the Salk story with something like Salk was close but he was still struggling. Then one day in frustration he decided to take a break and came over to talk to me and in the course of that conversation I said something that triggered the answer he had been looking for in his mind. So, you can see how I’m really responsible for the Polio cure. Run that up the flagpole and see if he salutes. ;)

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Hog on May 01, 2020, 11:54:45 AM
A reply from Mr Senda when I cautioned him about touching his face when unbagging his "groceries".

"Changing the habits of a lifetime is a conscious matter and I already have a sinus infection for the last year.
My late Mother was a nurse for 50 years and I used to sit in Dr. Jonas Salk's lab in the basement of his Polio lab as a child and read and watch him and his workers develop the vaccine for polio at Pitt as a child.
That was the scourge of the early and mid 20th century that killed and crippled millions around the world.
I know about health and medicine.
I learned to read and comprehend reading the medical journals and texts my Mother would bring home from work at the age of 3.
I was reading about 5 newspapers a day and all of the news magazines at the time.
I was bumped up 2 grades when I started school because I knew many of the subjects all ready and thought Dick and Jane was childish.
And I am a natural speed reader and survivor having been pronounced dead twice and electrocuted once as a child.
I have a theory that is probably not true but since I am already sick, Corona will have to stand in line and take a number to infect me.
I have NOT been exposed to it AND the first thing I do when I get home with groceries is put the bags down, go to the bathroom and wash my hands and my face as well since I had been blowing my nose with the winds directing all the grass pollen at me from the park directly behind the bus stop at Amtrak while I sat for 45 minutes waiting for the bus and freezing in the cold wind.
In the last few months I have washed my hands, arms, face and body more times in one day than I ever have in my life I think AND every time I do my dishes, put groceries away or do a haul video I wash my hands a second time as well. I have dish soap and anti bacterial soap n the bathroom and kitchen and Simple Green 5 D which I am also using which will KILL the Corona virus and other viruses.
I've been toying with using it as a mouthwash.
Wink..."

peace
Hog

Classic Senda. That'll teach you to go around offering helpful advice. At least he didn't ask you for money. But give it time.

whoozit

Quote from: Hog on May 01, 2020, 11:54:45 AM
...In the last few months I have washed my hands, arms, face and body more times in one day than I ever have in my life...

I have dish soap and anti bacterial soap n the bathroom and kitchen and Simple Green 5 D which I am also using which will KILL the Corona virus and other viruses.
I've been toying with using it as a mouthwash.
Two key thoughts from George’s diatribe.  He bathed once in the last few months.  The other thing I picked up on is that Trump hates Senda too. His approval ratings are going to rise.

MV/Liberace!

Confession: When I occasionally peek at this thread, I'm primarily looking to see if George Senda has died.  Not because I want him to die, mind you (I'm indifferent).  Merely, to see if he has died.

SredniVashtar

Reading Senda's insane ramblings made me feel nostalgic because this thread must have offered more guaranteed laughs than anything comparable on the internet over the years. It had its own mythos. Its main character had no self-awareness whatsoever and a bunch of lunatics ready to enable his every whim.

paladin1991

Quote from: Liberace! on May 01, 2020, 02:43:07 PM
Confession: When I occasionally peek at this thread, I'm primarily looking to see if George Senda has died.  Not because I want him to die, mind you (I'm indifferent).  Merely, to see if he has died.
I'm right with you.  I'm always surprised that he is still breathing perfectly good air that some wino could be breathing.


Dr. MD MD

Falkie really got my creative juices flowing and now I’m imagining a biopic called How We Cured Polio: The Life and Times of Jonas Salk and George Senda. If only lunch could be done! :'(

Quote from: Pizzapunch on May 01, 2020, 04:03:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsPEu9dbYNA

"I haven't had any Grey Poupon for a long time."

Riveting content as always.

I can't but help but think of that Seinfeld episode where Kramer and Newman blow hundreds of dollars on ridiculous groceries they don't need.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: paladin1991 on May 01, 2020, 03:33:03 PM
I'm right with you.  I'm always surprised that he is still breathing perfectly good air that some wino could be breathing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErooOhzE268

This documentary has stuck with me since I saw it.  It shows the LA Coroner's Office handling cases of indigent dead people who have no friends or family.  The parallels between Senda and the subjects of this documentary are striking. 

When Senda finally fails to pay his rent for three weeks prompting a visit from the landlord who will be bowled over by the smell of putrefied rot wafting through the poorly insulated seams around Senda's locked door, a crew of wayward "youths" will come to dispose of every trinket, nicknack and conversation piece he owns, unceremoniously dumping every pound of it in a goop encrusted dumpster like so many empty liqueur bottles and McDonald's wrappers.  And nobody will give a single fuck.

#sad

paladin1991

Quote from: Liberace! on May 02, 2020, 12:33:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErooOhzE268

This documentary has stuck with me since I saw it.  It shows the LA Coroner's Office handling cases of indigent dead people who have no friends or family.  The parallels between Senda and the subjects of this documentary are striking. 

When Senda finally fails to pay his rent for three weeks prompting a visit from the landlord who will be bowled over by the smell of putrefied rot wafting through the poorly insulated seams around Senda's locked door, a crew of wayward "youths" will come to dispose of every trinket, nicknack and conversation piece he owns, unceremoniously dumping every pound of it in a goop encrusted dumpster like so many empty liqueur bottles and McDonald's wrappers.  And nobody will give a single fuck.

#sad

https://youtu.be/1uobO9VNi14

Roswells, Art

Quote from: Liberace! on May 02, 2020, 12:33:53 PM

This documentary has stuck with me since I saw it.  It shows the LA Coroner's Office handling cases of indigent dead people who have no friends or family.  The parallels between Senda and the subjects of this documentary are striking. 

When Senda finally fails to pay his rent for three weeks prompting a visit from the landlord who will be bowled over by the smell of putrefied rot wafting through the poorly insulated seams around Senda's locked door, a crew of wayward "youths" will come to dispose of every trinket, nicknack and conversation piece he owns, unceremoniously dumping every pound of it in a goop encrusted dumpster like so many empty liqueur bottles and McDonald's wrappers.  And nobody will give a single fuck.

#sad

Are you kidding? Once his belongings go to auction that place will be standing room only full of Falkiethreaders vying for his alien head or settling for other famous memorabilia like his food bowl that he found downstairs and is definitely "not a bedpan". Or his red shorts. Those are getting framed and hung on some lucky (and rich) fellow's wall (or the side of a building). I imagine even the parking lot will be full of Bellgabbers and other curious onlookers wondering what all the hubbub is. It will resemble a Burning Man festival probably. For sure the cops will be called.

I myself will be selling seat cushions shaped as cats in the parking lot.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 03, 2020, 10:47:39 AM
Are you kidding? Once his belongings go to auction that place will be standing room only full of Falkiethreaders vying for his alien head or settling for other famous memorabilia like his food bowl that he found downstairs and is definitely "not a bedpan". Or his red shorts. Those are getting framed and hung on some lucky (and rich) fellow's wall (or the side of a building). I imagine even the parking lot will be full of Bellgabbers and other curious onlookers wondering what all the hubbub is. It will resemble a Burning Man festival probably. For sure the cops will be called.

I myself will be selling seat cushions shaped as cats in the parking lot.

Not just the alien head. I don't imagine there will a long line of mourners ready to pay their last respects to The Big Guy (if the funeral's held before 3pm Kathy won't even be awake by then) so it will surely be a closed casket affair. I'm sure a few bucks pushed in the direction of the mortician - plus a fee for the use of the chainsaw - would get me sole custody of the Senda noggin. I'll put him in the window, amid a colourful floral display. Perhaps stick some lights on him come December.

Roswells, Art

Quote from: SredniVashtar on May 03, 2020, 11:01:24 AM
Not just the alien head. I don't imagine there will a long line of mourners ready to pay their last respects to The Big Guy (if the funeral's held before 3pm Kathy won't even be awake by then) so it will surely be a closed casket affair. I'm sure a few bucks pushed in the direction of the mortician - plus a fee for the use of the chainsaw - would get me sole custody of the Senda noggin. I'll put him in the window, amid a colourful floral display. Perhaps stick some lights on him come December.

Man, I didn't even know I wanted that until now. I'd install glowing red eyes in the sockets though, as a tribute to Falkie's good friend Art Bell, and place it in the background while I did long rambling videos. Falkie would have wanted it that way.

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