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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 09:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 12, 2019, 04:50:34 PM
That must be really frustrating for him.

Senda will never break up with Kathy.  What other human female would allow herself to be beaten by George fuckin Senda?  He would have to steal a cow.  And what an epic battle of wits THAT would be.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 12, 2019, 04:59:36 PM
Senda will never break up with Kathy.  What other human female would allow herself to be beaten by George fuckin Senda?  He would have to steal a cow.  And what an epic battle of wits THAT would be.

How’s your filipino “stepdaughter” doing?

Roswells, Art

Quote from: brig on November 08, 2019, 08:21:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhXCCB4Wr0

I really don't think it's a sinus infection George.  Have you tried using one of these while you're in your apartment?  I'm only trying to help.



George Senda will try anything if it involves putting it in his mouth and swallowing. I was going to make a joke before watching the video about being surprised he didn't put barbecue sauce in it but he actually did it...and SUGAR! he added sugar. Who doesn't want to watch someone drinking straight barbecue sauce? I ask you. "It raises your blood level" I'm sure your blood level is just fine, Falkie, it's your fat level that needs to be lowered. "My tongue is weak" oh, poor Kathy. At least he's planning for the emergency room for three or four days later because fuck anyone else that might be a hairs breadth away from actually dying through no fault of their own when he decides to waddle in.

I wonder if emergency rooms/trauma centers have a protocol for the Falkies of the nation.

Corona Kitty

Quote from: brig on November 08, 2019, 08:21:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhXCCB4Wr0

I really don't think it's a sinus infection George.  Have you tried using one of these while you're in your apartment?  I'm only trying to help.





Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 12, 2019, 05:11:22 PM
George Senda will try anything if it involves putting it in his mouth and swallowing. I was going to make a joke before watching the video about being surprised he didn't put barbecue sauce in it but he actually did it...and SUGAR! he added sugar. Who doesn't want to watch someone drinking straight barbecue sauce? I ask you. "It raises your blood level" I'm sure your blood level is just fine, Falkie, it's your fat level that needs to be lowered. "My tongue is weak" oh, poor Kathy. At least he's planning for the emergency room for three or four days later because fuck anyone else that might be a hairs breadth away from actually dying through no fault of their own when he decides to waddle in.

I wonder if emergency rooms/trauma centers have a protocol for the Falkies of the nation.

He claims his knees are shot (that's why he's "disabled," snicker snicker).  So how does he hoist himself to a standing position after he's done taking a shit?

Is it possible that he shits in the shower and pushes it down the drain?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 12, 2019, 05:33:57 PM
He claims his knees are shot (that's why he's "disabled," snicker snicker).  So how does he hoist himself to a standing position after he's done taking a shit?

Is it possible that he shits in the shower and pushes it down the drain?

And you let your filipino “stepdaughter” read this stuff, do you? :D

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 12, 2019, 05:33:57 PM
He claims his knees are shot (that's why he's "disabled," snicker snicker).  So how does he hoist himself to a standing position after he's done taking a shit?


I'd have to imagine that bowel movement time for him is an ardous task to be dreaded.  The sitting.  The grunting.  The groaning.  The Multiple flushing. The gyrations and straining during the feeble attempts at wiping.  Then trying to get off the stool with out ripping the seat off or pulling down the john paper roll dispenser.

Damn.   I get exhausted just considering the  mechanics.    Think I'll take a nap.


Roswells, Art

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 12, 2019, 05:52:31 PM
I'd have to imagine that bowel movement time for him is an ardous task to be dreaded.  The sitting.  The grunting.  The groaning.  The Multiple flushing. The gyrations and straining during the feeble attempts at wiping.  Then trying to get off the stool with out ripping the seat off or pulling down the john paper roll dispenser.

Damn.   I get exhausted just considering the  mechanics.    Think I'll take a nap.

That toilet should win some sort of award of valor. I don't care if it's an inanimate object. It's seen some shit.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 12, 2019, 05:56:27 PM
That toilet should win some sort of award of valor. I don't care if it's an inanimate object. It's seen some shit.

Oh yeah.  A seat in a NYC subway car or a port-a-potty at a NASCAR race has a better time of it.   I wonder if it was like Josef Stalin or somebody and that is just one little stop in hell. 

Satan: "Joe.  You were a bad man, killing 30 million folks and what not.  You are going to spend time in the Hacienda where The Guy from Pittsburgh is going to blow ass into you".   

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 12, 2019, 06:06:34 PM
Oh yeah.  A seat in a NYC subway car or a port-a-potty at a NASCAR race has a better time of it.   I wonder if it was like Josef Stalin or somebody and that is just one little stop in hell. 

Satan: "Joe.  You were a bad man, killing 30 million folks and what not.  You are going to spend time in the Hacienda where The Guy from Pittsburgh is going to blow ass into you".

Clinton body count. ;)



Hog

Quote from: Roswells, Art on November 12, 2019, 05:11:22 PM
George Senda will try anything if it involves putting it in his mouth and swallowing. I was going to make a joke before watching the video about being surprised he didn't put barbecue sauce in it but he actually did it...and SUGAR! he added sugar. Who doesn't want to watch someone drinking straight barbecue sauce? I ask you. "It raises your blood level" I'm sure your blood level is just fine, Falkie, it's your fat level that needs to be lowered. "My tongue is weak" oh, poor Kathy. At least he's planning for the emergency room for three or four days later because fuck anyone else that might be a hairs breadth away from actually dying through no fault of their own when he decides to waddle in.

I wonder if emergency rooms/trauma centers have a protocol for the Falkies of the nation.

My newly built hospital has 3 fully equipped "bariatric" rooms.  700 lbs human rated lifts and oversized EVERYTHING are NOT cheap.

I heard that Falkie finally broke down and got his cholesterol checked.   It came back....BACON.
C'mon Falkie just a little bit of exercise and diet control will help.  Perhaps a statin?

peace
Hog



WOTR

Quote from: VENUS FIREBALL XL5 on November 02, 2019, 11:50:04 AM
Oh this is big news, I had no idea there was trouble in paradise.

Not only was there trouble, but it burned to the ground almost exactly one year ago.


WOTR

George Senda has become unglued? First his "fortress" is forfeit, and now his thread is falling on the page.

How, exactly, is this designed to "make him money?"  :'(

*Is this in response to my rather tasteless Paradise "joke"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgGiU-2jzGI

Sendy gets spendy.  He re-pawns some silver and gets himself a meatball at Subway.  Sendanomics 101. 

whoozit

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on November 20, 2019, 12:41:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgGiU-2jzGI

Sendy gets spendy.  He re-pawns some silver and gets himself a meatball at Subway.  Sendanomics 101.
I wonder if he could pawn the Subway meatball to recover some silver?

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on November 20, 2019, 12:41:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgGiU-2jzGI

Sendy gets spendy.  He re-pawns some silver and gets himself a meatball at Subway.  Sendanomics 101.

With pumpkin AND spices?! ???

The Sara Lee people have really outdone themselves this time. :D

Lilith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5MGxhn43RU

George seems so happy and proud of his clean tool drawer.  It looks like an oasis in a desert of crud.

whoozit

Would it be wrong to send George a couple of bales of hay to complete the barn look of his hovel?





whoozit

I wish George was here to give me advice on cooking my turkey.



Corona Kitty

Quote from: brig on November 30, 2019, 02:30:15 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPjJcNeGhOU

Go BILLS!

"That's how broke you get when you run out of money". - George Senda


It's pretty incredible, tacos from Jack in the box on thanksgiving..... I would feel sorry him, but it's George Senda.

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