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Quote from: LadyFish on May 30, 2019, 06:54:25 PM
Kathy sleeps in her birthday suit & Falkie didn’t always wait until afternoon to start making his YouTube videos when she was living with him.

ass for days. too bad Falkie hasn't seen his peen for years...

Quote from: LadyFish on May 30, 2019, 06:54:25 PM
Kathy sleeps in her birthday suit & Falkie didn’t always wait until afternoon to start making his YouTube videos when she was living with him.

You typed that deliberately didn't you? 

Sends said he was going to sue the eye surgeon but he had difficulty finding an attorney to take his case on contingent.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on May 30, 2019, 05:27:35 PM
It had jalapenos on it so he took it off camera then came back and said he gave it to his neighbor.

Well he tried to exchange it first by calling whatever pizza company is was and having them give him a pizza without jalapeños. However, the pizza company refused. George said in a video that he will never order from the company again.

I think it was Dominoes but I can’t recall the pizza company for sure. Sends further said he called all pizza companies in his area and warned them of fake orders, as someone ordered a pizza without paying for it.

A few weeks later someone ordered George some  extra spicy Chinese or something. I believe they paid for it that time but it still upset him, as George claimed he was starving and couldn’t eat it due to acid reflux.

Whatever happened to no cell phones in the ER?

Sends has to go to the ER a couple towns over because the rest are incompetent. He goes to the ER more in a year than my extended family has in heir lifetime combined.

People have accused him of DR shopping and maybe having a problem due to needing so much medication and being in frequent pain.

Falkie. The real life comic book character we all need and deserve.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 30, 2019, 07:46:59 PM
Well he tried to exchange it first by calling whatever pizza company is was and having them give him a pizza without jalapeños. However, the pizza company refused. George said in a video that he will never order from the company again.

Yep, that's what I remember.

Quote from: DocHolliday on May 30, 2019, 04:16:35 PM
FFS please tell me that's not really a thing....

It is a thing. Bare ass.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juGNw_u1O5I

Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 30, 2019, 04:24:25 PM
i know you sent George a pizza. was that the very same pizza he proceeded to devourer live during the GabCast he hosted?

Yes, I sent the pizza when he was on the podcast. But Ibby dared me to do it.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on May 30, 2019, 07:46:59 PM
Well he tried to exchange it first by calling whatever pizza company is was and having them give him a pizza without jalapeños. However, the pizza company refused. George said in a video that he will never order from the company again.

I think it was Dominoes but I can’t recall the pizza company for sure. Sends further said he called all pizza companies in his area and warned them of fake orders, as someone ordered a pizza without paying for it.

A few weeks later someone ordered George some  extra spicy Chinese or something. I believe they paid for it that time but it still upset him, as George claimed he was starving and couldn’t eat it due to acid reflux.

I did not send the unpaid pizzas, that is a lame prank. I did send the jalapeño pizza, he called Dominoes on video to exchange it  and a few days later he reported it to the police.

A few weeks later I sent Kung Po Chicken and Hot and Spicey Beef, both extra spicy.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 30, 2019, 08:51:09 PM
Yes, I sent the pizza when he was on the podcast. But Ibby dared me to do it.

why that trifling little bitch...

Quote from: DocHolliday on May 30, 2019, 04:16:35 PM
FFS please tell me that's not really a thing....

At the risk of your mental health... It is a thing. I'm sure somebody could PM you the link of you asked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d20EJHTGUQ







I guess I've seen worse fingers ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Voxk_XBMg

Sounds like George is all set to go to AlienCon2019.

Praise MV!

George said hes going to Sacramento tomorrow to get another IPad.  Where does the man get his money?

Quote from: brig on May 31, 2019, 06:21:54 PM

I guess I've seen worse fingers ...

I dunno.  Even Yogi Berra had better looking fingers

Quote from: brig on May 31, 2019, 06:21:54 PM


I guess I've seen worse fingers ...

Falkie is evolving before our eyes.  His fingernails are sick of being encrusted in shit so they are forcing the skin of his fingers to grow over them!  This is the same way turtles evolved to grow shells.  This will be studied by future generations.

Quote from: whoozit on May 31, 2019, 07:19:15 PM
Falkie is evolving before our eyes.  His fingernails are sick of being encrusted in shit so they are forcing the skin of his fingers to grow over them!  This is the same way turtles evolved to grow shells.  This will be studied by future generations.

For one to pass on such a trait, would he not have to reproduce? 

Quote from: Richard Groyper on May 30, 2019, 06:59:13 PM
ass for days. too bad Falkie hasn't seen his peen for years...

Maybe if he tucked his peen under his booty cheeks and stood backward, bucket nekkid, in a full length mirror, he could get a glimpse of it.

Quote from: brig on May 31, 2019, 06:25:09 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Voxk_XBMg

Sounds like George is all set to go to AlienCon2019.

Praise MV!

George said hes going to Sacramento tomorrow to get another IPad.  Where does the man get his money?

Wait....I didn't get that memo. We haven't had time to get the hazchem suits ordered or anything. Damn you Brig!!! I would much rather have not known than now have the possibility of chemical attack.


I could wait for him at the station (I assume he's getting here via Amtrak) and spray him down as he gets off the train. I hope he doesn't take the light rail again, they've only just made it habitable for the piss and shit stinking homeless winos.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 01, 2019, 08:56:29 AM

Wait....I didn't get that memo. We haven't had time to get the hazchem suits ordered or anything. Damn you Brig!!! I would much rather have not known than now have the possibility of chemical attack.

We can temporarily rename it Scumdemento, in honour of the Big Guy. I hope he happens to be waddling over a crossing while Laura is driving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEkSGGwlYws

Well, you know George, it was very nice of you to take Kathy out for prime rib for her birthday, but if finances are tough, you could have settled for a cup of coffee for yourself.  Surely it would be fulfilling for you, just to watch Kathy enjoying a wonderful prime rib that you bought for her, without having to purchase anything other than a cup of coffee for yourself.

Quote from: brig on June 01, 2019, 12:32:48 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEkSGGwlYws

Well, you know George, it was very nice of you to take Kathy out for prime rib for her birthday, but if finances are tough, you could have settled for a cup of coffee for yourself.  Surely it would be fulfilling for you, just to watch Kathy enjoying a wonderful prime rib that you bought for her, without having to purchase anything other than a cup of coffee for yourself.

why i havent seen The Master(tm) this fired up in a coon's age. 🔥LIT CITY🔥

Quote from: Richard Groyper on June 01, 2019, 12:37:07 PM
why i havent seen The Master(tm) this fired up in a coon's age. 🔥LIT CITY🔥

Damn!  Who the hell is this Risner guy?  I guess he doesn't know that you DO NOT stand between Senda/Kathleen and prime rib!  A fella could get trampled that way.  And then he has the audacity, the unmitigated gall to question who pays for Senda's healthcare?  Outrageous!  STFU  tax paying troll!

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 01, 2019, 12:53:05 PM
Damn!  Who the hell is this Risner guy?  I guess he doesn't know that you DO NOT stand between Senda/Kathleen and prime rib!  A fella could get trampled that way.  And then he has the audacity, the unmitigated gall to question who pays for Senda's healthcare?  Outrageous!  STFU  tax paying troll!

i take this post as an admission of guilt, Billy Joe Mulgreavey.

TREASON!

Quote from: Richard Groyper on June 01, 2019, 12:59:24 PM
i take this post as an admission of guilt, Billy Joe Mulgreavey.

TREASON!

Dang!  I'm now under the powerful scrutiny of  Scotland Pond's finest detective? 

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 01, 2019, 01:03:33 PM
Dang!  I'm now under the powerful scrutiny of  Scotland Pond's finest detective?

should you be?

once loyal, always loyal

Praise MV

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Quote from: Richard Groyper on June 01, 2019, 01:06:08 PM
should you be?

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You appear to be VERY thorough.  I'm innocent!  Honest!

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on June 01, 2019, 01:03:33 PM
Dang!  I'm now under the powerful scrutiny of  Scotland Pond's finest detective?

Nice work, backstabber! He doesn't seem to connect his money problems to a cash-sucking extravagance like Alien Con. And he did that childish thing with his mouth when he gets really upset.

I notice Kathy's been sleeping on her face again.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on June 01, 2019, 01:17:13 PM
Nice work, backstabber! He doesn't seem to connect his money problems to a cash-sucking extravagance like Alien Con. And he did that childish thing with his mouth when he gets really upset.

I notice Kathy's been sleeping on her face again.

Excuse me, sir, but George needs to get away from the stress and pressures of everyone else footing his bills.  He would like to mingle with esteemed colleagues in the field of the paranormal.  He would like to spend the night in a good bed, in an air conditioned room and eat good food.  These things are hardly an extravagance!  TRoll!!!