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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 28, 2018, 07:24:51 PM
Just because Senda is an obese cheating cunt, fraudulent, extorting, grifting, bullying, filthy, health hazard, who doesn't tip pizza delivery girls, and fraudulently attaches himself to class acts, threatens to give bad publicity to restaurant owners after he and his equally criminal fat cunt girlfriend have vacuumed up food and then want a free meal and a refund, then does similar to e bay sellers, and then beats his girlfriend but denies it, rips off businesses and people as a fact of life, begs for money and help as of right but then turns on those who say enough, doesn't make him a bad person who should have Alcatraz rammed as far up his fat ass as possible. So STFU!

Bart Ell should sell SendaYelpâ,,¢️ Insurance to eating establishments. Three gopro cameras film the entire engagement from various angles to dispute any of his fraudulent charges.

He already does his own version where he shows himself droping a case of cat food and then blaming fedex for poor handling.  And that thrown down soggy potato that got him 10 free pounds was pure genius.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 28, 2018, 07:01:02 PM
It wasn't me this time.

See how they are???
Me

been thinking real hard what might be appropriate to have up FAT FALKIE’s ASS...
and, I think I have it !
a tunnel boring machine AKA “mole”...
yea, that’s it !

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 26, 2018, 02:48:44 PM
I have girlfriends who work in the BPOs here and I can say, sadly, that Senda’s behaviouris not only not unusual, it’s what the girls expect when dealing with Americans.  And it has only gotten worse since Trump was elected.

Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks?  You have elk in the P.I.?

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 27, 2018, 12:18:41 PM
  That's true of anyone in the Philippines.  As someone who lives there I can tell you that whatever power the call center girl has to go around her script to help you will remain untapped if you use Senda's approach.  Be calm, be polite, and you will get more in the end.

Right.   Each time I was there, I would be disgusted by the way some of the Marines and Squids would treat the women they rented.  I would treat them like they were my Prom date and they would do 'extra' for no charge.  And were grateful when I would ask them to take a little extra, just for them.

Quote from: 14 on June 28, 2018, 07:58:54 PM
See how they are???
Me

They SAY they want honesty from a man, then when you give it to them...[throws hands in the air] ...Wimmen...

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 28, 2018, 08:16:00 PM

Right.   Each time I was there, I would be disgusted by the way some of the Marines and Squids would treat the women they rented.  I would treat them like they were my Prom date and they would do 'extra' for no charge.  And were grateful when I would ask them to take a little extra, just for them.

That's not the story the elk told me about you.

Either "elk" or "elks" is the proper plural form to describe the broken hearts that you left behind.

BPO = Business Process Outsourcing

Quote from: 14 on June 28, 2018, 06:52:07 PM
Be careful. I caught venereal disease here after 3AM on June 24.
Me

I told you to go to your doctor before things started falling out of you.

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 28, 2018, 08:21:17 PM
I told you to go to your doctor before things started falling out of you.

Say, gang, is it true that Senda schedules his trips to the ER to get his FREE medical treatment so that he minimizes his exposure to those smelly beaners who stink up the waiting room?

Asking for a newcomer who hasn't popped his Senda cherry.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 28, 2018, 08:26:36 PM
Say, gang, is it true that Senda schedules his trips to the ER to get his FREE medical treatment so that he minimizes his exposure to those smelly beaners who stink up the waiting room?

Asking for a newcomer who hasn't popped his Senda cherry.

I don't know if his carefully constructed spread sheet ER visits have incorporated the 'prime' times that none Caucasians (Not racist but they're not Caucasian) will be there to take his appointment and valuable time with the medical staff.

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 28, 2018, 08:21:17 PM
I told you to go to your doctor before things started falling out of you.

say, that reminds me...
Paladin,
you ever find out if slow Kathy’s cooter is still bleeding ?
I suspect it is as Ratty Patty insisted she wear adult diapers to protect the carpet and furniture when visiting...
and now I am wondering about the “boil” FAT FALKIE lanced...
suppose he used his Swiss army snaggletooth ?

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 28, 2018, 08:21:17 PM
I told you to go to your doctor before things started falling out of you.

More room for the light sabre!  :

Me

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 28, 2018, 08:26:36 PM
Say, gang, is it true that Senda schedules his trips to the ER to get his FREE medical treatment so that he minimizes his exposure to those smelly beaners who stink up the waiting room?

Asking for a newcomer who hasn't popped his Senda cherry.

His main concern seems to be going when he can get a bus ride home, weekends the buses do not run to his home.

He has said he was upset that the Ambulance will not take him in both directions but he can not convince them they should.

Quote from: 14 on June 28, 2018, 06:52:07 PM
Be careful. I caught venereal disease here after 3AM on June 24.
Me

I have lots of bleach and plastic drop cloths.

Quote from: Metron2267 on June 29, 2018, 08:35:54 AM
I have lots of bleach and plastic drop cloths assless chaps.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 28, 2018, 06:17:33 PM
JFC, there's someone in the world who is more of a pussy than Senda.

Come on DP, he said I am menacing, it makes me sound like I am a bad ass or something. Like a biker or a leather daddy. I'm a bad boy.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 29, 2018, 10:14:42 AM

Not any more.

I ride dirt only - full overpants.

Sorry.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 29, 2018, 10:18:41 AM
Come on DP, he said I am menacing, it makes me sound like I am a bad ass or something. Like a biker or a leather daddy. I'm a bad boy.

That foot long dog is frightening!

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 29, 2018, 10:18:41 AM
he said

He?  You mean he's a he, not a she?

I was sure that I detected a distinctly feminine lilt to her...um, HIS posts.

Maybe it is a s/he?  Hay Gunny we have a present for you!

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 29, 2018, 11:10:25 AM
He?  You mean he's a he, not a she?

I was sure that I detected a distinctly feminine lilt to her...um, HIS posts.

Maybe it is a s/he?  Hay Gunny we have a present for you!

Good thinking. Gunny did say he like the working gals that had that something extra.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 29, 2018, 11:27:35 AM
Good thinking. Gunny did say he like the working gals that had that something extra.

He likes a stem on his apples.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on June 28, 2018, 07:01:02 PM
It wasn't me this time.

Maybe not directly.

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 29, 2018, 12:00:59 PM
Maybe not directly.

Yeah  !
Me

Quote from: 14 on June 29, 2018, 04:36:14 PM
Yeah  !
Me

Hey, you stupid piece of shit! What are you doing in the Falkie thread?!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on June 29, 2018, 05:05:23 PM
Hey, you stupid piece of shit! What are you doing in the Falkie thread?!

I rented the whole place out a couple nights ago, where you been?
Takes One to Know One

Quote from: 14 on June 29, 2018, 06:13:59 PM
I rented the whole place out a couple nights ago, where you been?
Takes One to Know One

Disposing of trash like you. That's where I've been.

FAT FALKIE’s latest...
in science and technology

https://youtu.be/whJRFgcl6gQ

What's Fat George doing for the Fourth?

Quote from: Fyodor Gutman on June 29, 2018, 07:27:14 PM
What's Fat George doing for the Fourth?

funny how slow Kathy’s birthday was so important...
(although he failed to mention it as much as he does when it’s FAT FALKIE’s birthday)
by the way being broke (till the 29th) sucks...
oh, snap, FAT FALKIE has been spending all kinds of money !
and he hasn’t even given slow Kathy a worthy birthday gift yet...
or paid her back...
has he ?

FAT FALKIE is a worthless TURD