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Okay - I just heard Snoory say "Having a gun and knowing how to use it makes you and your family a little more safer." 

I have no room to talk, as a writer who can't spell and types sloppily when not required to do otherwise.  But - well - -- this is GEORGE NOORY SUCKS not EvB Sucks, and I don't make his kind of dough nor am I riding on the coattails of a true innovator. 

But, really - would it be a serious violation of the second amendment if we made his particular brand of "mush mouth" a disqualifier for owning a gun?

i'm not sure what troubles me more... his verbal faux pas or the fact that i am in agreement with him.

Quote from: Frys Girl on February 07, 2009, 03:14:31 PM
This is the wonder of George Noory - awful on many many levels.

Friday night, George announced a new president in Venezuela - a man by the name of CHAVAAZ. As in Shabazz  ;

does he wear a bow tie?

Quote from: Boomer on February 13, 2009, 12:36:02 AM
Snoory postponed the guest he had scheduled on Spontaneous Combustion because of a plane crash near Buffalo NY, it was a crash and burn that killed 44. So he schedules Ed Grimsley the nightvision UFO guy who has seen UFO's in combat in the skies. Needless to say I Fastblasted him and told him what a good call that was....lol

Seeing as Grimsley isn't on yet he'll probably tell him not to mention the these guys shootin at each other...lol

was the apparent tie-in supposed to be just the mere fact that this guy talks about flying things?  haha

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 14, 2009, 01:03:23 AM
was the apparent tie-in supposed to be just the mere fact that this guy talks about flying things?  haha

He cancelled the Human Combustion guest because they die in fire...like the peeps on the plane. So he thinks I'll just postpone that and get somebody else on...like UFO's shootin, killin each other. He should have got the Numbers Lady back on...I think he'd like to get in her pants and we all know that'll never happen...lol

Speaking of the Numbers Lady...I put an "8" in my wallet, one in the drawer with my checkbook, and another above my computer screen. They were there for 3-4 months and I never got Rich...so much for the Number BS...lol  All that chick wants to do is sell books.

Quote from: Boomer on February 14, 2009, 02:45:58 AM
Speaking of the Numbers Lady...I put an "8" in my wallet, one in the drawer with my checkbook, and another above my computer screen. They were there for 3-4 months and I never got Rich...so much for the Number BS...lol  All that chick wants to do is sell books.

d'ya reckon?

Quote from: danDNA on February 14, 2009, 06:03:15 AM
d'ya reckon?

I DO reckon!  LOL -- but, I also know what she'd say:  You  went crazy with eights - use only  one  eight.  eight + eight+ eight = 32 which reduces the number to 5 - the number for people who cannot follow directions."

Three is ALWAYS a reason why YOU messed up their voo-doo.  When all else fails, it's your karma, your lack of ttue desire, or you need a high colonic.

Quote from: EvB on February 14, 2009, 11:25:34 AM
I DO reckon!  LOL -- but, I also know what she'd say:  You  went crazy with eights - use only  one  eight.  eight + eight+ eight = 32 which reduces the number to 5 - the number for people who cannot follow directions."

Three is ALWAYS a reason why YOU messed up their voo-doo.  When all else fails, it's your karma, your lack of ttue desire, or you need a high colonic.

Ahh...I see, too many eights. Does that include the eight's in my phone book too?

Quote from: Boomer on February 14, 2009, 02:49:46 PM
Ahh...I see, too many eights. Does that include the eight's in my phone book too?

I suppose so, and God forbid you should live an 888 Poor Road.

Quote from: EvB on February 14, 2009, 02:51:26 PM
I suppose so, and God forbid you should live an 888 Poor Road.

No 8's in my address but I have 3-8's in my phone number which means I'll just quit answering the phone!

What if I get an 8 on a scratch off lotto ticket, should I just run it thru my paper shredder?

More Noory Lies. Did anyone hear Noortard say he got a call from CNN and they wanted him to come to the studio to talk about a fireball in the sky. Now we all know how much Noory wants to be on TV and what a name dropper he is and we are suppose to believe his statement. "I told them no and said I am a "Nighthawk" click" ahhahhaha. What a fucking douche bag (no offense to real douche bags).

Quote from: Centurion73 on February 17, 2009, 12:51:15 AM
More Noory Lies. Did anyone hear Noortard say he got a call from CNN and they wanted him to come to the studio to talk about a fireball in the sky. Now we all know how much Noory wants to be on TV and what a name dropper he is and we are suppose to believe his statement. "I told them no and said I am a "Nighthawk" click" ahhahhaha. What a fucking douche bag (no offense to real douche bags).

None taken.

Quote from: Centurion73 on February 17, 2009, 12:51:15 AM
More Noory Lies. Did anyone hear Noortard say he got a call from CNN and they wanted him to come to the studio to talk about a fireball in the sky. Now we all know how much Noory wants to be on TV and what a name dropper he is and we are suppose to believe his statement. "I told them no and said I am a "Nighthawk" click" ahhahhaha. What a fucking douche bag (no offense to real douche bags).

I heard that...man it just never stops...lol

A couple three weeks ago (what does that mean...lol) he had the doctor on with the subject reincarnation. Snoory makes the statement in some fashion he had experienced enlightenment or born again. Later in the show the doctor asks Snoory if he ever had a "knowing", Snoory stalls for an answer and finally says "it just clicks". Anybody thats had a "knowing" knows theres a huge difference between that and a "it just clicks" and requires in 99% of the cases a meditation unless you're gifted. I don't think there's been one show this Idiot hasn't made some statement trying to convey to the audience he has some high intellect or making the audience think he's a Swami...lol

Quote from: Boomer on February 17, 2009, 10:20:31 AM
I heard that...man it just never stops...lol

Snoory makes the statement in some fashion he had experienced enlightenment or born again. Later in the show the doctor asks Snoory if he ever had a "knowing", Snoory stalls for an answer and finally says "it just clicks". Anybody thats had a "knowing" knows theres a huge difference between that and a "it just clicks" and requires in 99% of the cases a meditation unless you're gifted. I don't think there's been one show this Idiot hasn't made some statement trying to convey to the audience he has some high intellect or making the audience think he's a Swami...lol

Damn I missed that one but I know of what you speak as he does this shit all the time. I have no doubt he said "it just clicks" makes me want to put his enlightenment to the test. What a fucking waste of skin he is, his mother should have kept the afterbirth and thrown him out.

PhantasticSanShiSan, that was so simple but yet so funny.

You know the vitamin commercial he plays every night?  When I hear him say "I'd like to expose a little known fact -" I start to laugh cuz all I hear is "I'd like to expose a little" and I think to myself, yeah, I bet very little.

Know whats scarier than Snoory operating a firearm? His rabid, brain dead fan base using them. I'll have to get one to protect myself from them.

Quote from: Meegle on January 07, 2009, 12:03:33 AM
Hey all, still lookin for a job after getting laid-off before Thanksgiving. Went to Texas for the holidays.

It saddens me that I don't come here much anymore as I don't listen to the show anymore.

how is the job hunt going?  you're not alone from the looks of it.  don't give up.

you need not listen to snoory to visit this site.  i'm about to reveal something... to pull the curtain back, so to speak.  i haven't actively listened to a george noory broadcast since early 2006.  i just can't do it.

i might not be a noory listener, but i play one on the internet.

Hoaxland punked Noory out on the show tonight! Did anyone catch how Hoagland put Noory in his place because Noory attempted to challenge Richard (dick) about his views. Hoagland said you don't talk that way or challenge Corsi (& someone else I cannot recall at the moment) like that. He was all up in Noory's grill piece, hahahha. Of course Noory backed down like the jailhouse "punk" he is.

Quote from: Centurion73 on February 24, 2009, 01:33:14 AM
Hoaxland punked Noory out on the show tonight! Did anyone catch how Hoagland put Noory in his place because Noory attempted to challenge Richard (dick) about his views. Hoagland said you don't talk that way or challenge Corsi (& someone else I cannot recall at the moment) like that.

Oh LORD yes!  But my main annoyance was with Hoaxland, because he was full of shit.  Noory kisses his ass on a regular basis and even his mild challenge tonight hardly called for a smack-down.  I don't feel bad for George - it just increased my contempt for "Dick."

Now that you mention it though - George did sound as pitiful as my poodle looks when scolded. And let me tell you, poodles are hard-wired for "pitiful."

Quote from: EvB on February 24, 2009, 01:58:35 AM
- it just increased my contempt for Dick."

Oh Eve, say it isn't so 

[attachthumb=2]

 EV, you feeling your spring oats or what the last two days?

QuoteI gotta tell ya, I was having gag-reflex issues while I did it.

Quoteyou can all BITE ME!

Quoteit just increased my contempt for Dick.

Okay - I am actually speechless.   

Quote from: EvB on February 24, 2009, 12:34:46 PM
Okay - I am actually speechless.   

after the 3 previous quotes, i'd think speechlessness would be a physical certainty.

tee hee.

Last night the Butthawk had to bring up his trip that he has been babbling about for weeks now, apparently Ian does not listen to Noory (at night or on streamlink) because he was clueless about it, much to Noory's dismay or so it seemed. Then Noory tells Ian he is on two nights of which Ian was unaware, lo & behold old stank mouth does not have a clue about how the show is run or how to read a schedule and that he (noory) is to be on. He continues with Ian and tries to be self important and informed Ian he should stand by "just in case" in case of what? Best thing that could happen to us all is he gets caught at the border with his bromance partner Tommy for smuggling 13 rabid badgers in his rectum and is jailed.

Quote from: Centurion73 on February 28, 2009, 12:13:19 PM
Last night the Butthawk had to bring up his trip that he has been babbling about for weeks now, apparently Ian does not listen to Noory (at night or on streamlink) because he was clueless about it, much to Noory's dismay or so it seemed. Then Noory tells Ian he is on two nights of which Ian was unaware, lo & behold old stank mouth does not have a clue about how the show is run or how to read a schedule and that he (noory) is to be on. He continues with Ian and tries to be self important and informed Ian he should stand by "just in case" in case of what? Best thing that could happen to us all is he gets caught at the border with his bromance partner Tommy for smuggling 13 rabid badgers in his rectum and is jailed.

Ya...I heard all that last night...badgers huh....Snoory must be steppin up in the world, I thought he was doin Gerbils...lol

So Friday night George talked like a 4 year old. Here's the line "My grandson, who is one years old."

If he has some mental slowness or something, that is OK, but admit to it so we can stop being surprised by your ass hat comments. Jesus christ didn't they have "grammar" class up the wazoo back then? By the way, I have a 1 years old house plant cactus. I'm so proud of it because I grewed it alls by mysef.

Did you hear the ass a few nights ago when Rosemarry was on, he said 95% of the emails were positive when he did not do the Quija Board show, then he tried to blame it all on the listeners who gathered to hear it! He got mad because people gathered together to hear the show, WTF? I trust George Bush more than Noory how sad is that?

Quote from: Centurion73 on March 03, 2009, 02:40:19 PM
Did you hear the ass a few nights ago when Rosemarry was on, he said 95% of the emails were positive when he did not do the Quija Board show, then he tried to blame it all on the listeners who gathered to hear it! He got mad because people gathered together to hear the show, WTF? I trust George Bush more than Noory how sad is that?

Dude, the only person with lower approval ratings = George Noory. At least here's giving W an ego boost....

Been listening tonight off and on, Snoory reading his script and jumping off the current subject matter leaving the guest confused once in awhile. I'll bet he works over that Fastblast posing questions as his own. He just dragged up that dead aunt of his again Shafeces Configyurbutt...how did that woman get in his gene pool if she was that renown...then again maybe she wasn't. I'll bet the reason they don't use the webcam anymore is they don't want the listeners seeing Snorry being bitch-slapped by the producers everytime he says something stupid. With that in mind I'll bet they have to call in Servicemaster at the end of the show because the studio looks like a
Crime Scene...lol

Quote from: Frys Girl on March 01, 2009, 08:40:40 AM
So Friday night George talked like a 4 year old. Here's the line "My grandson, who is one years old."

"my grandson, who is this many."