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4) Noory agrees with every guest, no matter how crazy their statements. He will even agree with two guests, back to back, who disagree with each other 100%. This I find to be unprofessional, and is what first started to annoy me. It shows that either Noory is on auto-pilot and doesn't really listen to his guests, or he wants them to keep coming back on the show so he never says anything antagonistic. Some of those basket cases need a dose of reality, and Noory feeds their delusions, gives them affirmation, which is wrong.

This is one of my biggest beefs with Noory. Not only does it make him unprofessional, but it demonstrates that he completely lacks integrity. At the risk of opening up a political discussion (which I don't want to do!) I will give you a perfect example of George's schizophrenia. The very night that Obama was elected, George was discussing the election with two guests, and several of the callers were hysterical, panicked wingnuts who couldn't find any of their usual hate-mongering shows on the air at that hour and needed somewhere to spew. They were repeating various discredited "Obama is Satan" tales and theories, and both George and his guest were trying to calm them, since these were the same kooks that helped McCain lose the election, and it was particularly embarassing to have them calling in just an hour or so after McCain had gotten his ass handed to him. I distinctly remember George and his guests repeatedly saying stuff like "we now have to put our feelings aside and unite behind the man who will be our new president. The nation has spoken and it's time to all come together, etc etc etc." Even the despicable huckster/opportunist Jerome Corsi was joining in with this "can't we all just get along?" theme.

Then, just two or three weeks later, George announces (with an urgent tone to his voice) that his guest the following night will Philip J. Berg to discuss the possibility that Obama's election may not be legit!! (Yes, Berg is the infamous "Obama's birth certificate is phony" crackpot who had already been thoroughly discredited long before the election). ;

If anyone remembers the Woody Allen movie "Zelig", you will know what I mean when I say that Snoory is the Zelig of talk radio.

If I had to sum up George in one sentence, I would say he is one of those rich older guys that everyone treats nicely to his face, but everyone quietly laughs at as they watch him walk away with a piece of toilet paper dangling from the heel of his shoe.

QuoteIf anyone remembers the Woody Allen movie "Zelig", you will know what I mean when I say that Snoory is the Zelig of talk radio.

That's true at least 99% of the time - and the other 1% is filled with  innanaties like "You KNOW I don't believe in coincidences." and "I think that our earth continues to produce oil" -- and then, when challenged by a geo-scientist as to why he thinks that - he says "It's just what I believe - after all, how could all those dinosaurs end up all the way down there where the oil is?"

The man is - oh hell - I'm at a loss for words.

Earth to GEORGE:  Science is not a matter of faith.  Tell you what - next time you are in a building somewhere above the 13th floor - "belive" you can fly - and then show us how well that works.

Quote from: EvB on December 28, 2008, 12:52:27 PM
Earth to GEORGE:  Science is not a matter of faith.  Tell you what - next time you are in a building somewhere above the 13th floor - "belive" you can fly - and then show us how well that works.

Maybe only "Workers in the Light" like George can will themselves to fly. Maybe you and I are just not cosmologically advanced enough to suspend the laws of science, like Snoory can. After all, he can hold white-hot plates of food with his bare hands, fall into giant potholes, and fit his entire foot into his mouth five nights a week, with no permanent injury!

The other night George had Dannion Brinkley on and said about him "he has survived death."

I think it was the same night that Hoagland came on and made verbal love to snoory, thanking him for changing the world and taking c2c to new heights. I can't figure it out. I guess hoagland will kiss anyones ass to be on the radio. How far we have fallen....to new heights.

Quote from: moop on December 29, 2008, 05:17:16 AM
The other night George had Dannion Brinkley on and said about him "he has survived death."

I think it was the same night that Hoagland came on and made verbal love to snoory, thanking him for changing the world and taking c2c to new heights. I can't figure it out. I guess hoagland will kiss anyones ass to be on the radio. How far we have fallen....to new heights.

hoagland seems like he's always sucked the ass of anybody who will give him a forum.  these days, it just so happens to be snoors.  he has always annoyed the shit out of me with his self-important attitude and unwillingness to let others speak without interruption.  he constantly needs to inject his brilliance.  but let's forget all of this nonsense i just mentioned and keep it simple:  he says a lot of things that are absolute bullshit and can be neither believed nor trusted.

Did anyone else listen to the Christmas show opening when George was mentioning "the various chat rooms". I felt that any moment at the end he was going to "and george noory sucks".

Quote from: Frys Girl on December 29, 2008, 09:44:21 AM
Did anyone else listen to the Christmas show opening when George was mentioning "the various chat rooms". I felt that any moment at the end he was going to "and george noory sucks".

Wouldn't that be a classic fuck up?  ;

He wanted to say something. He was being extra careful. I think he wanted to say "even to those who criticize". I swear. It was a tense moment for Snorge.

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on December 29, 2008, 09:30:09 AM
hoagland seems like he's always sucked the ass of anybody who will give him a forum.  these days, it just so happens to be snoors.  he has always annoyed the shit out of me with his self-important attitude and unwillingness to let others speak without interruption.  he constantly needs to inject his brilliance.  but let's forget all of this nonsense i just mentioned and keep it simple:  he says a lot of things that are absolute bullshit and can be neither believed nor trusted.

You know that Hoagland is going to be doing an entire show of Coast by himself sometime in January?  The big quesiton I am waiting for an answer on is who ass does Hoaxland kiss when there is no Noory near?  His own? 

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on December 29, 2008, 04:52:52 PM
You know that Hoagland is going to be doing an entire show of Coast by himself sometime in January?  The big quesiton I am waiting for an answer on is who ass does Hoaxland kiss when there is no Noory near?  His own?

Oh good GOD!  Hoagie, and no host?  JUST Hoagie?  All Hoagie, all the time?

Hold me, I'm frightened.

Did Ian become possessed by the ghost of Noory last night, I mean that was a 100% Noory show tailor made for Noory but it was Ian. Same tired guest, same tired question, same doom & gloom from all c2c's infomercial clients. Then Ian tells us that lo and behold Saturday night Joel A. Barker, "The Paradigm Man" Independent Scholar & Futurist. Go Ian, keep beating that dead horse.

phan, phan, phan... i sure do miss reading your C2C show rundowns.

entertaining and informative.

Happy New Year!

Hey all, still lookin for a job after getting laid-off before Thanksgiving. Went to Texas for the holidays.

It saddens me that I don't come here much anymore as I don't listen to the show anymore. I used to listen to it all the time at work and now I can't muster the fortitude to listen to Noory in my home. I did listen to Art's shows and he was a welcomed change from George.

I was thinking about discontinuing my subscription to C2C Streamlink...

Wish I still felt driven to point out George's verbal foibles...

Anyway, hope ya'll are well. Fill me in on any of the current C2C happenings!

Adieu for now.

                                 Meegle 

He did it again. Snoory just compared the new LG phones that are coming out in Europe to Dick Tracey's watch. gawd.

I'm doing this live. George just told a caller who phoned in to describe a flock of birds on his patio, "plop plop fizz fizz heeeehaaaawww heeee hawwww." Bird droppings and alka seltzer? Idiot.

Fuck! I turned on the radio for background noise and heard Snoory & Fitts, damn me and these opposable thumbs. Then I hear Densa member Noory postulate once again and claim his own statement a "good idea" (new car voucher when people need jobs and food) and then dead air from the guest, hahhha. Noory truly is an argument against evolution & intelligent design all in one.

"best of" is on tonight.... although a best of that includes george noory is an oxymoron. They played a tape of him punking a caller pretending to be a sound engineer. Noory tried to change his voice and had the lady barking and crying. Moron.

Knapp is the Man. He just took the guest to task about his science and his association with Ed "I'm great" Dames, hahhaha, so funny. He found out the guy was associated with Dames and questioned the guy about it and just would not stop asking him pointed questions. Then Knapp said Ed makes a lot of claims on c2c that never came or come true, I think Knapp is off the Christmas card list now.

Is it hard to pronounce texting?? Ehud??? borrowers? George can't say either worth shit.

You know, if I was paid millions to read AP wire every night, I would practice at least. George, you're an asshole.

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on January 06, 2009, 10:58:50 AM
phan, phan, phan... i sure do miss reading your C2C show rundowns.

entertaining and informative.

All good things in time my son.

You know, I went to see what past shows were up (Missed about a months worth), and I really wasn't interested in hearing any of them.  It was sad.  The show sucks balls.  Any show hosted by George, and the topics of those shows, are IMOFTMP unlisteneable.

In lieu of a George Watch Nightly, like the segments namesake is prone to do, I'll substitute honest work with cheap entertainment.  Here's an entry from my English Comp Journal from last semester.

Oct. 18, 2008 - Monkey Fist vs. Pork Chop

     No doubt about it - Flying monkeys are way cooler than flying pigs.  Some may debate this point, however this is an exercise in futility.  Granted that flying pigs are cool, but design and logistic limitations prevent the Porcinus airbornus from even entering the class of it's simian counterpart.
     The 2 main strongpoints the pig has are 1) Long distance truffle discovery and harvesting by which you create an empire built on pigshit and fungus, and 2) They're flying bacon and ham.  The weakness of point 2 is best summed up by the old adage "You can't have your winged-hog and eat it too".  Once you taste your mate his value invariably drops. Unless you eat him(or her) on leg at a time and very slowly, like over years.  As for point 1, since you can't fly yourself like the pig can, once that sucker finds the target, your dreams of millions from mushrooms get swallowed up whole, literally.  And not in that good way you pay an extra 50 bucks for.
     If one had flying monkeys however, one could train them to take pigs truffle hunting and retrieve the mushrooms themselves.  If bacon or ham is your pleasure, send the flying monkey army to raid a pork farm.  Or rob a jewelery store.  Or fly you to various trendy global hot-spots where the continental jet set hang ("Ze flying cuties are so chic, oui?!")  If you are feeling altruistic you could instruct them to gather large bundles of produce and/or meats and fly them to starving villages in Africa.  Let's see that douchebag Angelina Jolie beat that.

This has been around awhile but typical of Snoory.

http://www.borgus.com/mp3/borgus-noory.mp3

Here's a copy of an email I sent Snorry tonight and I copied all his staff, other hosts and Premier. He's pulled this crap before and it'll never stop. He did the name dropping thing again but used the wrong first name.

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Nice job Blowing that guy off who called in during the last hour giving the little dissertation on UFO Technology. Do you know at all what an INTERVIEWER'S JOB IS??? Try listening to George Knapp or Art Bell so you might get a hint!


Typical Snorry Interview....

Guest: Yes it's true George...the Russians and Chinese are going to invade Malibu Beach next week.

Snoory: Ya know...I've always wanted to go to the beach at Malibu, sit in the Sun, see Movie Stars, say did I tell you Tom my Producer and I always eat at this Greek Restaurant down the street and we saw Patrick Swazye in there, he's a nice guy.

Oh yeah...and it's James Wood not John Wood.

Here's the best advice you'll ever get... http://walmartstores.com/Careers/7745.aspx
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Quote from: Boomer on February 05, 2009, 10:36:17 PM
Here's a copy of an email I sent Snorry tonight and I copied all his staff, other hosts and Premier. He's pulled this crap before and it'll never stop. He did the name dropping thing again but used the wrong first name.

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Nice job Blowing that guy off who called in during the last hour giving the little dissertation on UFO Technology. Do you know at all what an INTERVIEWER'S JOB IS??? Try listening to George Knapp or Art Bell so you might get a hint!


Typical Snorry Interview....

Guest: Yes it's true George...the Russians and Chinese are going to invade Malibu Beach next week.

Snoory: Ya know...I've always wanted to go to the beach at Malibu, sit in the Sun, see Movie Stars, say did I tell you Tom my Producer and I always eat at this Greek Restaurant down the street and we saw Patrick Swazye in there, he's a nice guy.

Oh yeah...and it's James Wood not John Wood.

Here's the best advice you'll ever get... http://walmartstores.com/Careers/7745.aspx
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I'll give him a good reference to be a door greeter or cart retriever.  Now, that is what he could excel at.

George at Walmart's front door:

Welcome to Walmart, this is the number one rated department store in the universe and I greet the door here!  You can Meet me and Greet me here everyday!  Be safe now and don't get trampled by a shopper on our smiley face deals.  (I stole the Smiley Face Deals reference from Ian.)

Quote from: 11angeleyes11 on February 05, 2009, 10:48:54 PM
I'll give him a good reference to be a door greeter or cart retriever.

If I knew he was at Walmart I'd never go in there again, I've seen enough of that ugly mug already.

Well it's time to get on http://www.cjob.com/ and see what he's gonna scew up tonite

If this is not disturbing I do not know what is, George is one strange looking mofo.

Quote from: Centurion73 on February 06, 2009, 08:02:15 PM
If this is not disturbing I do not know what is, George is one strange looking mofo.

So whos that....Georges New Boyfriend?

Last night, I heard George say "Gee, if you tell a woman she is actually 13 billion light years old, can you imagine the reaction? You might get a high heel to the back of the head".

Speaking from experience, huh Snoory?

Quote from: Frys Girl on February 07, 2009, 12:11:42 PM
Last night, I heard George say "Gee, if you tell a woman she is actually 13 billion light years old, can you imagine the reaction? You might get a high heel to the back of the head".

Speaking from experience, huh Snoory?

Speaking sexist BS.  I'm not against non-PC jokes - I'm just annoyed by lame cliches.

Quote from: EvB on February 07, 2009, 02:07:35 PM
Speaking sexist BS.  I'm not against non-PC jokes - I'm just annoyed by lame cliches.

This is the wonder of George Noory - awful on many many levels.

Friday night, George announced a new president in Venezuela - a man by the name of CHAVAAZ. As in Shabazz  ;

Snoory postponed the guest he had scheduled on Spontaneous Combustion because of a plane crash near Buffalo NY, it was a crash and burn that killed 44. So he schedules Ed Grimsley the nightvision UFO guy who has seen UFO's in combat in the skies. Needless to say I Fastblasted him and told him what a good call that was....lol

Seeing as Grimsley isn't on yet he'll probably tell him not to mention the these guys shootin at each other...lol