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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2017, 08:49:32 AM
Witnessing the 'standard' of driving on the highways and byways of the Sacramento/ San Francisco area, I have no desire to get a US driving licence. I can't see that changing anytime soon.

Is that the area you live in?   hHmmmm, I might be mistaken, but Our Laura Kinch just might be in that area.  Perhaps she could do some back room maneuvers and get you a license....as long as you're not blind or have suffered a sendastroke

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2017, 09:25:45 AM
Funnily enough, as I was being chauffered by Laura yesterday to Auburn and back, I commented on a return to Martinez on the chance of being able to record a video if we bumped into Senda.
Her response was (paraphrase) "We're not driving down to see that pile of shit"..

https://youtu.be/c_wM5wyiYWo

WTF?  Am I the last to know?   I didn't know that you and Laura were tight.  (Well, there was that English boys boarding school 'prank' we reenacted a ways back, so we know that you aren't tight.  Right pud?)  ((And I remember how sticky that Trader Joe's English Lemon Curd was.  Took you forever to lick it all off.))

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2017, 11:15:11 AM
You'd not cope anyway...she's naturally a redhead. You only like your sex partners without a pulse. Less passionate, but you can deal with them.

Thanks for the visual.  Excuse me for a bit, will you.  And, really, thanks for sharing.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on September 02, 2017, 06:03:36 PM
Alright, now that certain information has come to light, I shall now refer to Yorkshire Pud as Yorkshire Kinch.  Laura Pud just sounds unsophisticated and vulgar.

And she wears the pants in that relationship.

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on September 02, 2017, 06:03:36 PM
Alright, now that certain information has come to light, I shall now refer to Yorkshire Pud as Yorkshire Kinch.  Laura Pud just sounds unsophisticated and vulgar.

I know, her colleagues at work are still chuckling about her e mail and cubicle name plate change. But she insisted she was going to have my surname when we married. I could have argued, but the bruises haven't yet gone down from the time I accidentally left the toilet seat up. My eye only fully opened three weeks ago.

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 02, 2017, 07:02:02 PM
And she wears the pants in that relationship.

Occasionally she wears something silky in black..not racist it just is.

Well, congrats to you both.  It's nice to think that something positive could come out of this wretched corner of the interwebs.  Does Laura have a single friend of co-worker she could introduce to Vashtar?  He's the only one left who needs rescuing. 

Quote from: WhiteCrow on September 02, 2017, 04:34:50 PM
The cost of entertainment?

A Bellgab diet pool? Set goals for weight lost. Money in a pot .. with weekly payoffs. George could run the pool.

just thinking how much money George could save in a YEAR !
....27-year-old who weighed 456 pounds survived without any food for 382 days !
remember...water is FREE !

come on George !
we would all be behind you !
think of all the new shit you can buy, if you don't buy food !

plus the YouTube views as millions follow your weight loss plan !

sell all that bug out shit....no need to store food now (maybe next year AFTER you diet)

George,
I bet you had NO IDEA you were carrying around a year's worth of food...
did ya ?

is there a new "used" Prius in Falkie's future ?
go on the the "NO FOOD DIET FOR MORBIDLY OBESE"...
CUT ALL INTERNET FOR ONE YEAR...
EAT ALL YOUR KITTIES (before diet) SAVE CAT FOOD MONEY....
SELL WHAT YOU HAVE THAT MIGHT SELL...
STOP SHAVING..SAVE ON SHAVING CREAM AND RAZORS..
DRINK ONLY WATER...FORGET THE FRUCTOSE BOTTLED SHIT ...
SHOULDNT NEED TWO ROLLS OF TP PER DAY..
SAVE ON CLEANING SUPPLIES AND FLY STRIPS...YOU WONT BE USING YOUR KITCHEN..
SAVE ON BUS FARE ....NO NEED TO BUY FOOD...
....
plus many more savings....
damn, in only ONE YEAR you could be a hunk driving a new "used" PRIUS !

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on September 02, 2017, 07:21:24 PM
Well, congrats to you both.  It's nice to think that something positive could come out of this wretched corner of the interwebs.  Does Laura have a single friend of co-worker she could introduce to Vashtar?  He's the only one left who needs rescuing.

Actually, Laura recommends that US women marry UK (as in Yorkshire) men. Far be it for me to argue.

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on September 02, 2017, 11:00:13 PM
is there a new "used" Prius in Falkie's future ?
go on the the "NO FOOD DIET FOR MORBIDLY OBESE"...
CUT ALL INTERNET FOR ONE YEAR...
EAT ALL YOUR KITTIES (before diet) SAVE CAT FOOD MONEY....
SELL WHAT YOU HAVE THAT MIGHT SELL...
STOP SHAVING..SAVE ON SHAVING CREAM AND RAZORS..
DRINK ONLY WATER...FORGET THE FRUCTOSE BOTTLED SHIT ...
SHOULDNT NEED TWO ROLLS OF TP PER DAY..
SAVE ON CLEANING SUPPLIES AND FLY STRIPS...YOU WONT BE USING YOUR KITCHEN..
SAVE ON BUS FARE ....NO NEED TO BUY FOOD...
....
plus many more savings....
damn, in only ONE YEAR you could be a hunk driving a new "used" PRIUS !

STFU!!! Hunk and Senda? Are you serious? Fool, hater and troll!!!!

Video later.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2017, 07:08:39 PM
Occasionally she wears something silky in black...

Ok, I know fake news when I see it..

Quote from: Jackstar on September 02, 2017, 11:20:59 AM
Meanwhile, we're all still looking for your breathless explanation of how NORAD sat on their asses for half an hour.

Yay!  That 911 troofer stuff just never gets old, does it?  Why, I think I feel a song coming on...

I could while away the hours
Postin' vids of burning towers
And never need explain
I'd unravel the conspir'cy
They'd bow down to my super'ty
If I only had a brain

I could be the greatest troofer
Providing all the proof for
those holograpic planes
They'd admire all my theories
And would answer all my queries
If I only had a brain

Oh I can't tell you why
It's impossible for me to ever listen
Or why I like the sex I get in prison
I suppose it's just my neo-narcissism

Though it might seem like a step down
I'm happy as an assclown,
annoyance, and a pain
I'll be smug and I'll be merry
As the Bellgab dingleberry
Cause I haven't got a brain

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2017, 11:05:29 PM
Actually, Laura recommends that US women marry UK (as in Yorkshire) men. Far be it for me to argue.

I'm trying to determine if you are serious about this, or if you are just visiting the U.S.

If you are serious then I would say that MV's online dating forum (the Falkie thread) likely has a higher success rate than Noory's online dating forum (paranormal date.)  Of course, paranormal date probably does not require that you bleach your brain after taking part...

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2017, 11:05:29 PM
Actually, Laura recommends that US women marry UK (as in Yorkshire) men. Far be it for me to argue.

Please join in tomorrow on Martinez Tonight...everyone wants to know! Have you gotten to second base? Does your loathing of George bind you spiritually? So many questions...

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2017, 12:32:58 PM

I took the shot of the headland from about halfway across the pier in this shot. Long telephoto lens.

Looks more like a shot of the pier taken from the Dream Inn. If you got to stay there then you did have a nice trip.

Quote from: chefist on September 02, 2017, 11:54:05 PM
Please join in tomorrow on Martinez Tonight...everyone wants to know! Have you gotten to second base? Does your loathing of George bind you spiritually? So many questions...

Also, are Laura's tits as nice as that other Laura's? 

This just in:

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Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on September 02, 2017, 08:02:57 PM
George,
I bet you had NO IDEA you were carrying around a year's worth of food...
did ya ?

George will no longer ask for donations. He's now financially independent!

CONGRATULATIONS GEORGE.. or ..Brother can you spare me a dime?

Major national crisis brewing. George is the first newscaster to break the story!

CONGRATULATIONS George.. or ..The Aliens did it?


                        MUST SEE VIDEO


https://youtu.be/nakWGEG0OtA

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on September 02, 2017, 07:56:04 PM
just thinking how much money George could save in a YEAR !
....27-year-old who weighed 456 pounds survived without any food for 382 days !
remember...water is FREE !

come on George !
we would all be behind you !
think of all the new shit you can buy, if you don't buy food !

plus the YouTube views as millions follow your weight loss plan !

sell all that bug out shit....no need to store food now (maybe next year AFTER you diet)

What the heck?. I come up with the  Diet for Cash idea and you're cutting me out of the action..

YouTube pffft.. Two Ton Tommy will be begging George to guest host on Coast to Coast.

Think big! .. or .. There's Money to be made in 'less' Fat

Quote from: chefist on September 02, 2017, 11:54:05 PM
Please join in tomorrow on Martinez Tonight...everyone wants to know! Have you gotten to second base? Does your loathing of George bind you spiritually? So many questions...

Let's throw them a post Wedding reception!

We need a planning committee.

Nothing ever gets done without a committee! just saying. Someone needs to interview the bride. It's her Party.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 02, 2017, 11:26:53 PM
Yay!  That 911 troofer stuff just never gets old, does it?  Why, I think I feel a song coming on...

I could while away the hours
Postin' vids of burning towers
And never need explain
I'd unravel the conspir'cy
They'd bow down to my super'ty
If I only had a brain

I could be the greatest troofer
Providing all the proof for
those holograpic planes
They'd admire all my theories
And would answer all my queries
If I only had a brain

Oh I can't tell you why
It's impossible for me to ever listen
Or why I like the sex I get in prison
I suppose it's just my neo-narcissism

Though it might seem like a step down
I'm happy as an assclown,
annoyance, and a pain
I'll be smug and I'll be merry
As the Bellgab dingleberry
Cause I haven't got a brain

BRAVO!!  More!!!

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on September 02, 2017, 04:51:30 PM
It's a shame Little Chris never got his Fleshy Mutant Kathy Doll into production

I saw a few early designs. The way her face got mottled and bruised when she 'slept on her face' again was a nice touch. But unfortunately realistic pendulous udders, and the worldwide latex shortage, pushed the price point too high for ordinary consumers, although Bill Gates has an early prototype.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 02, 2017, 07:06:05 PM
she insisted she was going to have my surname when we married

I no longer find this to be a plausible story.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on September 02, 2017, 11:26:53 PM
Yay!  That 911 troofer stuff just never gets old, does it? 

What is this guy, on retainer? I'm embarrassed for The Cabal that they have to hire shit help like this numb cunt.

Oh, look--it's the primary attack the messenger ploy, again.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 03, 2017, 05:35:55 AM
I saw a few early designs.The way her face got mottled and bruised when she 'slept on her face' again was a nice touch. But unfortunately realistic pendulous udders, and the worldwide latex shortage, pushed the price point too high for ordinary consumers, although Bill Gates has an early prototype.

One Brit found love on Bellgab ..one more to go!

Yep... Signs are everywhere ... SV needs a woman... Girls don't be shy send him a PM.

Who'd ever thunk?..

Art > Noory > MV >George > Curtis..

That chain of people and their actions would lead to dating and matrimony. 

Steve and Laura.  Best wishes, Happyness and a Wonderful future together!

Thank the lucky stars ..For Art, that Noory suks, George is well George, MV has touch of evil and the Mudking is Marvelous!

Darn this thread is so cool...

Praise MV and all the wacky posters!

We are all Falkies'

Love ALL

Quote from: Jackstar on September 03, 2017, 05:40:24 AM



I no longer find this to be a plausible story.

I never did but was just hoping for pud to let enough rope out on it to hang himself. 

Quote from: WhiteCrow on September 03, 2017, 03:22:21 AM
What the heck?. I come up with the  Diet for Cash idea and you're cutting me out of the action..

YouTube pffft.. Two Ton Tommy will be begging George to guest host on Coast to Coast.

Think big! .. or .. There's Money to be made in 'less' Fat

WhiteCrow,
I apologize, as I did not intend to cut you out of anything...
my intent was to save George money and suggest a way he could be a "hunk" (well, I will admit that was a "carrot" for my suggested weight loss plan) and be the proud owner of a new "used" Prius (and probably have enough money to buy a cargo shipping container also)...
but more importantly, save you from certain financial ruin (George has a crack pro bono student legal team just waiting...) ...
George isn't honest (SHOCKER...)

Quote from: Jackstar on September 03, 2017, 05:43:40 AM
I'm embarrassed

Bullshit.  You're not capable of embarrassment.  The content of your posts is the proof of it.