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Quote from: HorrorRetro on February 23, 2013, 12:49:40 PM
And have their "mother" promote it.  Seriously, what kind of a mother would promote her daughter's piss-on-me porn tape?   :   And yet we have a media that now treats these hags as celebrities.

Is that really on the Kim k porn tape or are you confusing with with r Kelly?

Quote from: somatic hypermutation on February 24, 2013, 12:26:49 AM
Is that really on the Kim k porn tape or are you confusing with with r Kelly?

If it's not her, I'll gladly piss on kim, but I'm not tappin that shit for nothin!
I'll eat asparagus, drink rank coffee and piss all over that skank. For Free!

Looks to be true http://www.tmz.com/2007/02/07/kim-golden-without-shower/

Excuse me while the prudish america I knew is overrun with golden showers and bdsm in fifty shades.

Quote from: CrabbyOld Bat on February 23, 2013, 03:42:22 PM
Add my name to the anti-Kardashians list.

And mine. I haven`t a clue what any self-respecting person sees in her. Frankly, there`s not enough scratch in the Wizard of Omaha`s Berkshire-Hathaway holdings for me to even consider getting my rig anywhere near that infested chasm of hers.

Quote from: MV on February 22, 2013, 07:00:30 PMi'd like to know how in the FUCK life is a rock by reunion ended up in my mp3 library.

Quote from: Harmness on February 23, 2013, 03:31:33 PMYou have a secret life which is pretty damned embarrassing?

I had never heard of Reunion or their "Life is a Rock" song, so I checked my music collection, and thankfully it wasn't there... but I did find find a 320kb/s mp3 version which is in an attachment below. Party on



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Further proof that the downfall of Western Civilization occurred in the 70s, not the 60s.

Absolutely, just compare the cars of the '70s and '80s to the '60s - you can't.  60's so much better.

Quote from: UFO Fill on February 24, 2013, 08:37:45 AM
Further proof that the downfall of Western Civilization occurred in the 70s, not the 60s.

Nunh-unh. The jams were kicked out in the 60's (tee-hee!), and the actual collapse you felt began in the 70's.

Quote from: Sardondi on February 24, 2013, 11:12:00 AM
Nunh-unh. The jams were kicked out in the 60's (tee-hee!), and the actual collapse you felt began in the 70's.

Nah,the 70s rocked! My favorite music is 70s rock

Quote from: BigDave on February 24, 2013, 11:36:37 AM

Nah,the 70s rocked! My favorite music is 70s rock

And to think that "Kojak" was big then, too. 

All the cheek-sucking that big-hair groups had to do back then.

 
      A sunday school teacher/busybody tells her students to ask their parents if they ever smoked marijuana. Hey, teach,it's a classroom full of 13-15 year olds. Ask them when they first sparked up...what a fool.

         Good to see that sunday school teachers are still as hip as when I had 'em in 1990 and one portly pig of teacher told us not to listen to that "satanic rock music". Hmmm, 1990. Did she mean Slayer or King Diamond? Nope, she mentioned...the Stones and Zeppelin
       

Quote from: Sardondi on February 24, 2013, 03:40:05 PM
All the cheek-sucking that big-hair groups had to do back then.

I'm thinking they must have been using Pratt and Whitney hair dryers.

Quote from: ItsOver on February 24, 2013, 05:42:48 PM

I'm thinking they must have been using Pratt and Whitney hair dryers.

Aaaaahhhhahahahahahahahahahaha...   

the fact that I live in an apartment building surrounded by people with vibrating cellphones... "HELLLOOOO!?!?! pick up your phone mr next door and 3 floors up I can hear your phone vibrating down here on the first floor you FUCK."

Quote from: ziznak on February 25, 2013, 01:00:32 PM
the fact that I live in an apartment building surrounded by people with vibrating cellphones... "HELLLOOOO!?!?! pick up your phone mr next door and 3 floors up I can hear your phone vibrating down here on the first floor you FUCK."

jeeze.  you've got some thin floors/walls.

Quote from: ziznak on February 25, 2013, 01:00:32 PM
the fact that I live in an apartment building surrounded by people with vibrating cellphones... "HELLLOOOO!?!?! pick up your phone mr next door and 3 floors up I can hear your phone vibrating down here on the first floor you FUCK."

Those aren't cell phones.

Quote from: ziznak on February 25, 2013, 01:00:32 PM
the fact that I live in an apartment building surrounded by people with vibrating cellphones... "HELLLOOOO!?!?! pick up your phone mr next door and 3 floors up I can hear your phone vibrating down here on the first floor you FUCK."

I hate apartments and most hotel rooms.  I always end up listening to some heavy dude in the room above who has insomnia and decides he has to pace the floor all night.  Probably one of the reasons I first found C2C.


I always request the top floor in a hotel.  I'd rather go the extra distance than listen to creaking ceilings all night. 

Quote from: ItsOver on February 24, 2013, 05:42:48 PMI'm thinking they must have been using Pratt and Whitney hair dryers.

Inspired. I've seen this line three times now and laughed each time. Epic.

Quote from: MV on February 25, 2013, 01:28:07 PM

jeeze.  you've got some thin floors/walls.

Michael, did that clown actually put out a CD?  I liked Seagall's early movies, but I'm kinda tired of that same damn expression on his face.  That mug does not make me want to run out and hear him singing.  If he brings the same emotional depth to his music that he brings to his movies, it would have to be pretty shitty.  Of course, we can't all by David Hasselhoff! 

Quote from: West of the Rockies on February 25, 2013, 01:51:30 PM
Michael, did that clown actually put out a CD?  I liked Seagall's early movies, but I'm kinda tired of that same damn expression on his face.  That mug does not make me want to run out and hear him singing.  If he brings the same emotional depth to his music that he brings to his movies, it would have to be pretty shitty.  Of course, we can't all by David Hasselhoff! 

i'm not sure.  i was simply looking for horrible album covers, and this was one of them.


everything you've said about seagal is true, although i have to admit, i did enjoy under siege.

Oh, yeah, Under Siege was fun.  Tommy Lee Jones made a great villain, and anytime Erika Eleniak is popping out of a cake, well, sign me up! 

Seagall DID release a CD.  You can find it on YouTube.  I'm no musician, but the 30 seconds I listened to sounded fine (instrumentally).  Then a male voice started in and I fled in terror, worried that Seagall was about to ruin what's left of my hearing.

One of the coolest things I ever saw was when Sensei Seagal got up, played guitar and sang Kung Fu Fighting on the opening of SNL when he hosted it.  It was removed from the beginning of the show on Netflix and I can't find a vid of it anywhere, although I know it gets aired in Sweden and Germany on syndication.

I'm really annoyed.  I bought my TV in 1995.  It works just fine.  I don't have cable and don't want it.  I get 24-channels free over the air. Today, the tuner box that converts digital TV to analog burned out.  Now I have to decide whether to spend money on a new TV or whether to give up and not have TV at all.  I'm leaning towards the latter.

Quote from: UFO Fill on February 26, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
I'm really annoyed.  I bought my TV in 1995.  It works just fine.  I don't have cable and don't want it.  I get 24-channels free over the air. Today, the tuner box that converts digital TV to analog burned out.  Now I have to decide whether to spend money on a new TV or whether to give up and not have TV at all.  I'm leaning towards the latter.

Why not just buy another digital converter box for $25.00 to replace your broken one? Problem solved.

Since the government subsidy expired, the price on the converter boxes has more than doubled.  I've considered it, but that's spending money on an irritant, too.

Quote from: Sardondi on February 25, 2013, 01:45:49 PM
Inspired. I've seen this line three times now and laughed each time. Epic.

Thank you very much!

Quote from: UFO Fill on February 26, 2013, 05:30:24 PM
Since the government subsidy expired, the price on the converter boxes has more than doubled.  I've considered it, but that's spending money on an irritant, too.

True. Since you don't seem to be in a rush to buy a new converter anyway, you could browse ebay or craigslist for a cheap used one at you convenience as well.

Quote from: UFO Fill on February 26, 2013, 05:00:44 PM
I'm really annoyed.  I bought my TV in 1995.  It works just fine.  I don't have cable and don't want it.  I get 24-channels free over the air. Today, the tuner box that converts digital TV to analog burned out.  Now I have to decide whether to spend money on a new TV or whether to give up and not have TV at all.  I'm leaning towards the latter.

          This would be my suggestion, if it works for you. I have a big Sony LCD display which I use as my computer monitor, and when I still had cable, I had my DVR hooked up to it as well. Now, the few TV shows I watch I get from iTunes (cheaper than the cable subscription), as I do my movies. Then I also play my video games and do general computing stuff, all on this same monitor. For me, this unified approach makes sense, and if you don't really watch TV perhaps this is the way to go, a one display to rule them all approach, rather than a new TV.

1) The extreme volume anomaly between programming and commercials. Which is one of the reasons I watch with headphones when I'm alone.
2) The commercial break formula which is set in concrete for the History Channel family as well as the Discovery Channel/Learning Channel family of channels. We try to plan ahead and use DVR as much as possible when I'm watching with Mrs. Sardondi, but when we have to watch a program "hot" I'm frustrated by being a captive to 20-odd channels which have ads on at the precise identical moments in their broadcasts. I've come to hate commercials so much that when we are DVRing, to FF through the ads gives me a feeling almost as warm and satisfying as when I cast a vote against a longtime incumbent officeholder.

And still I can update Bruuuuce's song to "857 Channels And Nothing On". Utter tripe. A society which intentionally broadcasts something like Honey Boo-Boo has no reason to survive.