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This guy is my fucking hero.



The Trump Administration has been represented by this man now, for long enough, that it is possible to go the ZouTube and play his performances on repeat, back to back, to back.

If one has the means to frenetically pace back and forth while furiously masturbating through one's under garments,  I highly recommend doing so in front of a display with exceptionally high resolution.

I was gonna link some choice snippets in the main topic, to demonstrate the power, glory, and unstoppable machismo that this man possesses, but I really have to get back to my pacing.

QuoteWho the fuck is Gina Haspell?

"I'll take 'Pillow Talk With Jackstar' for $500, Alex."

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on February 04, 2017, 10:59:40 PM
It looks like the bloom didn't last very long on this rose, you devilish, fickle heartbreaker.

Huh? What happened?

Pretty funny Sean Spicer sketch just now on SNL. Even Trumptards will have a laugh. Check it out tomorrow when they post it. Melissa Mcarthy in a surprise appearance as Spicer. It's the only thing she has ever done that has made me laugh.

Quote from: JesusJuice💯👌👏 on February 04, 2017, 11:17:19 PM
Pretty funny Sean Spicer sketch

The takeover continues.

Ever since the CIA leadership changed, the chatter on the sheets has had a remarkably different flavor.

Much more umami.

Quote from: JesusJuice💯👌👏 on February 04, 2017, 11:17:19 PM
Check it out tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuc18xISwI



Obviously I am biased. Nevertheless, I firmly believe this the funniest thing I've ever seen on SNL.

Listen to the audience reaction. They're literally afraid to laugh.

Quote from: Jackstar© on February 05, 2017, 12:07:49 PM
Much more umami.

What kind of gum was that, hue-man?

http://www.vibe.com/2017/01/sean-spicer-tweet/

QuoteJust so we’re all on the same page, attempting to use these eight nonsensical character to access Spicer’s private accounts is illegal.

Obvious honeypot is obvious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIaoJ8137t4



AM GLUED TO THE SET

Quote from: Jackstar ℗ on February 07, 2017, 01:00:08 PM
AM GLUED TO THE SET

THAT'S NOT GLUE... EWWW

The White House has not held a televised briefing in seven days


Mossad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONW2lbkYOt4

Stars
.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 04, 2017, 06:48:20 PM


This guy is my fucking hero.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 04, 2017, 06:48:20 PM
This guy is my fucking hero.

I'm devastated. I can't fap to this.

Quote from: Jackstar on July 21, 2017, 05:42:03 PM
I'm devastated. I can't fap to this.

Oh, he got iced alright. 

He'll be on Hannity tonight, if you're interested. Maybe you can fap to that. 

What's the over/under they'll have a fat Alex Baldwin play Huckabee on SNL with fart noises and jokes written for the intelligence of a 3yo. Of course the low IQ leftwing lemmings will laugh at the hate speech satire because they were instructed to.

You heard it here first.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on July 21, 2017, 05:44:15 PM
He'll be on Hannity tonight, if you're interested. Maybe you can fap to that. 

It's not the same without the podium.

Quote from: Jackstar on July 27, 2017, 03:02:10 PM

It's not the same without the podium.

What?! You're telling me that Sarah Sanders doesn't do it for you? Hubba, hubba!