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#51
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by K_Dubb - Yesterday at 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on Yesterday at 07:09:17 PMSaw a picture of some dudes taint and bung over on /pol/. It was all ate up with pox. Pretty gnarly stuff.
Yes, Sukey sends me at least twenty of those a day.  Fortunately that region is especially forgiving when it comes to permanent scarring, we are awaiting the long-term effects of fistfuls of oozing pustules on the areas that are routinely plucked skin-penned and botoxed within an inch of their lives but it looks promising.
#52
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by pate - Yesterday at 07:52:27 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on Yesterday at 07:39:47 PMLet's see. "Easily consumable in a bind."

Hmmm, I guess the S&M types could go for it.

The Admiral's 5.1/10 on that site delivers a simply devastating broadside (probably a raking fore or aft T-crossing) to the lowly Captain's 4.9/10!

https://rumratings.com/rum/168-captain-morgan-spiced

Just sayin'...

If you want to ruin Sailor Jerry's by making mojitos out of it, I suggest YOU buy the booze and I'll spring for the Potato Chips...

-p


#53
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
Last post by pate - Yesterday at 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on Yesterday at 07:12:43 PMhttps://twitter.com/CarymaRules/status/1558548020337197056

They tried the arrest-the-police thing up there.

I've seen bad chatter on the 'nets about this Ramona Dildo lady.  I think she is a nutter, claims to be the "Queen of Canada" by divine right or somesuch nonsense.


Possibly not so much an "arrest" per se but more of a "carted off to the loony-bin"?

Blonde police lady is hawt:  Wood/Would mount that Mountie!

-p

#54
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by ItsOver - Yesterday at 07:39:47 PM
Quote from: pate on Yesterday at 07:28:07 PMThe Admiral gets fine reviews:

https://rumratings.com/rum/10-admiral-nelson-s-premium-spiced

I had no idea that the Admiral produces this fine looking product:



I will have to put in requests at my favored suppliers to ensure that this obviously superior product is available next time I need mojito ingredient restocking.

For those snooty itchy gay-types I see that he also makes:



A premium Coconut-flavored version;  as well as Watermelon, Premium Raspberry, Pineapple, Cherry Spiced & Vanilla versions.

I wonder how the Premium Gold & Black Patch editions stack up next to regular Admiral's?

I had no idea of the Admiral's wealth in variety!

-p

Let's see. "Easily consumable in a bind."

Hmmm, I guess the S&M types could go for it.
#55
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by pate - Yesterday at 07:28:07 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on Yesterday at 05:05:29 PMOf course, what was I thinking.  Hopefully you'll be a little quicker on your pogo stick, hopping down the road for the Admiral's. Nothing but the best booze for us aficionados of fine live art. At least we won't have to be concerned about the itchy gay guys bumming our booze, since they'll no doubt have better taste.
The Admiral gets fine reviews:

https://rumratings.com/rum/10-admiral-nelson-s-premium-spiced

I had no idea that the Admiral produces this fine looking product:



I will have to put in requests at my favored suppliers to ensure that this obviously superior product is available next time I need mojito ingredient restocking.

For those snooty itchy gay-types I see that he also makes:



A premium Coconut-flavored version;  as well as Watermelon, Premium Raspberry, Pineapple, Cherry Spiced & Vanilla versions.

I wonder how the Premium Gold & Black Patch editions stack up next to regular Admiral's?

I had no idea of the Admiral's wealth in variety!

-p
#56
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
Last post by K_Dubb - Yesterday at 07:12:43 PM
https://twitter.com/CarymaRules/status/1558548020337197056

They tried the arrest-the-police thing up there.
#57
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by Walks_At_Night - Yesterday at 07:09:17 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on Yesterday at 12:24:48 PMI tell you one thing, if it was as disfiguring as smallpox used to be it would disappear overnight.
Saw a picture of some dudes taint and bung over on /pol/. It was all ate up with pox. Pretty gnarly stuff.
#59
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by ItsOver - Yesterday at 05:05:29 PM
Of course, what was I thinking.  Hopefully you'll be a little quicker on your pogo stick, hopping down the road for the Admiral's. Nothing but the best booze for us aficionados of fine live art. At least we won't have to be concerned about the itchy gay guys bumming our booze, since they'll no doubt have better taste.
#60
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by pate - Yesterday at 04:22:29 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on Yesterday at 02:42:34 PMOK, I don't have anything else better to do tonight. I'll go watch some itchy gay guys.

Want to come along Pate? You bring the booze and I've got half a bag of Ruffles laying around here somewhere.
Quote from: albrecht on Yesterday at 02:52:52 PMRuffles seem suspect. This to be addressed at the SardineFest. What with the Ruffles when an original Lays could suffice.

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Quote from: ItsOver on Yesterday at 03:19:07 PM...
 
I hope Pate doesn't get lost in the drive-thru again, picking up the booze.

I will not get lost in the drive-thru, this has never happened.  I think the incident you refer to was when I walked to the liquor store during my one of my GabCast co-hosting appearances, that was Great Radio btw.  That was roughly a two-mile roundtrip, and I think I did it in record drunken thyme.  (Someone will have to review the tapes to find out how long it took me to walk two miles and interact with the staff at the liquor store.  My guess is about half an hour tops.)

I happen to have a half bottle of Admiral Nelson's left, and was just about to head out for supplies to make coleslaw and potato salad.



I shall add another bottle of the Admiral's best to the list.

As to this mission of watching itchy gay guys;  I really have lots of shit to fix:  but I will go along as long as we can turn this to my KamPain's advantage somehow.

In order to blend in, the Admiral Nelson's will be used to make mojitos (a fancy version of Navy Grog that I have found to be very refreshing in this brutal MidWest heat-wave), and the chips must be:



...for reasons.  Y'all are both wrong with the Ruffles and Lay's.  Although, now that I think of it perhaps a combination of all three will also be good camouflage?

We will also need some sort of technology capable of defeating or rendering inoperable the Gay-Dar, or we will have to drag K_Dubb along as additional cover.

Hopefully, the establishment where these somewhat questionable observations are to take place both accepts BYOB and is capable of making a mojito (fresh mint isn't that common).

Hear, mission Musaks:


Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO farted in the elevator?"

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