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#41
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by ItsOver - Yesterday at 08:35:27 PM
Quote from: albrecht on Yesterday at 08:14:00 PMThere is odd ruminations here. Suspect. Rum always assocatied with violence. We don't need this at a SardineFest already a flamed over avavit and imported Hamn's- and decriminalized drugs. I say no rum, at least with flavoring. Some might get ideas of the lash or even sodomy and build an Empire/Navy. Not good.
Hamm's and sardines. The bedrock of a civil civilization.
#42
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
Last post by albrecht - Yesterday at 08:18:31 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on Yesterday at 08:02:38 PMYes she is a Q nut from what I have heard, if she is crowned we might have to make Yakstar ambassador to Canada since they speak the same language.

I, for one, the ROYAL use of one- not we-  like the nutjobs, if non-violent, with regards to claims. What is good for the goose. See how the gander courts handle. 
#43
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by albrecht - Yesterday at 08:14:00 PM
There is odd ruminations here. Suspect. Rum always assocatied with violence. We don't need this at a SardineFest already a flamed over avavit and imported Hamn's- and decriminalized drugs. I say no rum, at least with flavoring. Some might get ideas of the lash or even sodomy and build an Empire/Navy. Not good.
#44
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
Last post by K_Dubb - Yesterday at 08:02:38 PM
Quote from: pate on Yesterday at 07:45:09 PMI've seen bad chatter on the 'nets about this Ramona Dildo lady.  I think she is a nutter, claims to be the "Queen of Canada" by divine right or somesuch nonsense.


Possibly not so much an "arrest" per se but more of a "carted off to the loony-bin"?

Blonde police lady is hawt:  Wood/Would mount that Mountie!

-p


Yes she is a Q nut from what I have heard, if she is crowned we might have to make Yakstar ambassador to Canada since they speak the same language.
#45
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by K_Dubb - Yesterday at 08:01:02 PM
Quote from: pate on Yesterday at 07:52:27 PMThe Admiral's 5.1/10 on that site delivers a simply devastating broadside (probably a raking fore or aft T-crossing) to the lowly Captain's 4.9/10!
Shiver me timbers, sir; now that is what I call a mojito!  I will bring my ramrod and sponge.
#46
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by K_Dubb - Yesterday at 07:54:49 PM
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on Yesterday at 07:09:17 PMSaw a picture of some dudes taint and bung over on /pol/. It was all ate up with pox. Pretty gnarly stuff.
Yes, Sukey sends me at least twenty of those a day.  Fortunately that region is especially forgiving when it comes to permanent scarring, we are awaiting the long-term effects of fistfuls of oozing pustules on the areas that are routinely plucked skin-penned and botoxed within an inch of their lives but it looks promising.
#47
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by pate - Yesterday at 07:52:27 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on Yesterday at 07:39:47 PMLet's see. "Easily consumable in a bind."

Hmmm, I guess the S&M types could go for it.

The Admiral's 5.1/10 on that site delivers a simply devastating broadside (probably a raking fore or aft T-crossing) to the lowly Captain's 4.9/10!

https://rumratings.com/rum/168-captain-morgan-spiced

Just sayin'...

If you want to ruin Sailor Jerry's by making mojitos out of it, I suggest YOU buy the booze and I'll spring for the Potato Chips...

-p


#48
Politics / Re: Oh, Canada! ::)
Last post by pate - Yesterday at 07:45:09 PM
Quote from: K_Dubb on Yesterday at 07:12:43 PMhttps://twitter.com/CarymaRules/status/1558548020337197056

They tried the arrest-the-police thing up there.

I've seen bad chatter on the 'nets about this Ramona Dildo lady.  I think she is a nutter, claims to be the "Queen of Canada" by divine right or somesuch nonsense.


Possibly not so much an "arrest" per se but more of a "carted off to the loony-bin"?

Blonde police lady is hawt:  Wood/Would mount that Mountie!

-p

#49
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by ItsOver - Yesterday at 07:39:47 PM
Quote from: pate on Yesterday at 07:28:07 PMThe Admiral gets fine reviews:

https://rumratings.com/rum/10-admiral-nelson-s-premium-spiced

I had no idea that the Admiral produces this fine looking product:



I will have to put in requests at my favored suppliers to ensure that this obviously superior product is available next time I need mojito ingredient restocking.

For those snooty itchy gay-types I see that he also makes:



A premium Coconut-flavored version;  as well as Watermelon, Premium Raspberry, Pineapple, Cherry Spiced & Vanilla versions.

I wonder how the Premium Gold & Black Patch editions stack up next to regular Admiral's?

I had no idea of the Admiral's wealth in variety!

-p

Let's see. "Easily consumable in a bind."

Hmmm, I guess the S&M types could go for it.
#50
Random Topics / Re: WHO declares monkeypox out...
Last post by pate - Yesterday at 07:28:07 PM
Quote from: ItsOver on Yesterday at 05:05:29 PMOf course, what was I thinking.  Hopefully you'll be a little quicker on your pogo stick, hopping down the road for the Admiral's. Nothing but the best booze for us aficionados of fine live art. At least we won't have to be concerned about the itchy gay guys bumming our booze, since they'll no doubt have better taste.
The Admiral gets fine reviews:

https://rumratings.com/rum/10-admiral-nelson-s-premium-spiced

I had no idea that the Admiral produces this fine looking product:



I will have to put in requests at my favored suppliers to ensure that this obviously superior product is available next time I need mojito ingredient restocking.

For those snooty itchy gay-types I see that he also makes:



A premium Coconut-flavored version;  as well as Watermelon, Premium Raspberry, Pineapple, Cherry Spiced & Vanilla versions.

I wonder how the Premium Gold & Black Patch editions stack up next to regular Admiral's?

I had no idea of the Admiral's wealth in variety!

-p
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