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I'm glad I have Sundays and Mondays off from work. This energy is all-the-way-live and off-the-hook! I might have to do a livestream tonight!

I was so waiting other night for Dave to say 'shroud of urine' again but TOMMEE must have put a 3x5 card out n said NOT URINE! He still was baffled by some simple English and talking. So usual show about it. Been more fun to replay old show, since same deal.

Quote from: pate on April 06, 2023, 09:02:45 AMShitty Canuck "White House" not Good Enough for Prime Minister Turdeaux

Prime Minister Kaang Shitwater's Queen Mum tells commoners to pony up and "Fix that Shit":

This is horrible, I call on Cmdr. AFL(I)CAN WOTR to get this squared away.

Hell, bulldoze & burn the place (my Administration would be happy to send an US Army Combat Engineer Battalion to assist, with thoughts of 1812) and then construct a nice mud/dung hut or yurt more appropriate for Princess Justine.

Thank you in Advance! It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO what in the interregnum?"

That article is awesome! Almost as good as seeing an old guy jump in to the pour on a crawfish boil. Some Mexican old guy of a neighbor, we are inclusive, who ate the whole bug! Then looked at us peeling n said 'it seemed, how you say, crunching'

Quote from: Rix Gins on April 09, 2023, 01:10:44 AMFrom the Explain Your User Name thread.

Important part of Bellgab history. Put it on a plaque and stick it in the Smithsonian.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on January 15, 2013, 03:15:13 PMI'm an old time board and rpg gamer & a fan of military science fiction including the books by David Drake, Gordon Dickson and Jerry Pournelle. My handle is short for Falkenberg and comes from John Christian Falkenberg, Pournelle's mercenary commander of an alternate US future history.

From the Explain Your User Name thread.

Quote from: expat on February 21, 2012, 09:58:55 AMHoagland got worse last night, repeating that other lie about NASA astronauts. He said that Neil Armstrong, on the occasion of the Apollo 11 20th anniversary, likened astronauts to parrots, saying only what they'd been told to say. Here's what Armstrong actually said:

  "Wilbur Wright once noted that the only bird that could talk was the parrot, and he didn't fly very well. So I'll be brief."

        Armstrong, of course, is possibly the greatest pilot the world has ever known but is also well known for being a poor and nervous public speaker. Is he likening himself to a bird whose talents are the exact opposite? No, of course not. He's apologizing for not being eloquent and saying that therefore he won't speak for long. He's the exact opposite of a parrot.

        Hoagland, you "vile, lying asswipe," as somebody once said.

From the George Noory Sucks! -- The Definitive Compendium thread.

Quote from: El Chorro on April 25, 2018, 10:25:19 PMDamn if we did a drinking game every time this Mad Man guy says "basically" I'd already be getting my stomach pumped.

From the Midnight In The Desert With Heather Wade thread.