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Another superfan video chat with Kate Mulgrew


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvpEBi0S34g


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOE38xr0Ti8

Quote from: Jackstar on February 16, 2021, 06:56:58 PM

https://youtu.be/8Jgq7_ta3ys

"This is like picking up a pirate radio transmission in a filling, and unavoidably eavesdropping scandalous dialogue of some kind." â€" Aleister "A-Lister" Crowley

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on February 16, 2021, 01:06:20 PM
Covid was used to change election procedures and laws (mail-in voting) so that your globalists could steal the election. Now that’s done and so is this covid op. They will keep it going to some degree for control purposes though. Then they can just wheel it back out whenever they need to. Like, for example, if we start thinking for ourselves too much and start asking too many inconvenient questions.

The Covid Op is programmed to go well beyond 2021.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6qjArlkn0E

Pre show is rockin'

The cupboard is bare!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqiFxD-VJbk

A stranger rides off into the sunset.

Is the Nordic Diet Really Healthier Than the Mediterranean Diet?

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Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 16, 2021, 07:44:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkF0kwP_DsI&list=PL7uf-p7BYhWU0-mN0QaswIQDxWLdva5sx

Cain't believe I watched the whole thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RzNgjWg2Zw

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How Conspiracy Theorizing May Soon Get You Labelled a ‘Domestic Terrorist’

"ℂ𝕒𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖𝕟 𝕓𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕒𝕤 𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕕𝕠𝕞 ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕖?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE5fTV69ocw&feature=youtu.be

YES, if there is any hope for mankind.

Quote from: ksm32 on February 15, 2021, 11:50:47 PM
PFFFFFFFF Hahahaha  Like you do anything of the sort.  Closest thing you get to yoga is the farts.

Chris Kilham on Dr. Oz in 2012 was my introduction to Tibetan Yoga.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW69CHyx6So
(American version somewhere?)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIml1wLAHw4

The Five Rites of Rejuvenation seem to be derived from Yantra Yoga - IMO.

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The Joys of busking - Uninvited "Harp" player from hell


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPoNHywlJUc

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Yantra Yoga | Perfect Rhythm of Breathing from Peter Ehrenberger on Vimeo.</p>

Joe Biden and His Gang Are Scared to Death of Facing the American People


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lin-a2lTelg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7NFAkq7YO8

Quote from: Stellar on June 04, 2020, 03:04:01 AM
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I think jrabbit's writings are a call for help to be completely honest.  He is having trouble with information overload, may I suggest that you jrabbit fuckoff, your not worth helping; even though I can offer a solution for you! I don't care about you enough to let you in on the secret so eat shit!

We always miss someone who has the secret to the universe.

Has there a national poll been taken?

Does anyone believe?

Does anyone care?

The U.S. Navy Confirmed that UFOs Are Real

Pentagon: UFO’s Are Real

Oh well, back to BG, EG, AG, RG and anything else we can grab.

Review by geNOVA:

"Groper is getting a youtub HIGH off the gossip fock d.r.a.m.a again,
he feeds off the Rubini/Coochie loosh like a seasoned "vampier" don't he?

I think the deal here is that the cat lady drama loosh has its own spayshul litterbox bouquet,
but..(blatant ellipsis violation) it's not as nut-bustingly powerful as male three-way loosh,
not by a long cum shot..

So like any gateway drug the Groper has had to go up the d.r.a.m.a. pyramid
to reach the capstone of pent up desires and angerments!

So jest why is a married man with lil kids and dogs and a waifu who loves to bake ****
so totally into other peeps' relationship meltdown froth?

What's in it for the Groper?"

Azzerae's World

Quote from: Nyewalker on February 15, 2021, 12:11:47 AM
Apparently Jackstar keeps emailing Rubini

Rubini improving his puppetry with every sockdolager.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 14, 2021, 08:45:28 PM
Behind me, a line. Before me, a line. Over my shoulder, Art hangs on the wall, a rictus of shame unmistakable as some rough beast, slouching towards Bot-Hell to be borne, stops to smell the flowers and to absolutely bang the ever loving shit out of my favorite sex worker.

Well, it's hard to have a "favorite" when one has only had one, and it was horrible... but it is in fact true, that there is a "One That Got Away," but she's a whore, but she is and was absolutely fucking beautiful, and as I still from time to time think of her visage, it would seem to be a possibility that she still thinks of me. I was, what... 29? 19? 15? Tell you what, one of those numbers is not a rookie number. Look, long story short: I paid for sex once. I did not like it. And I was solicited for sex once. Holy shit, that woman was gorgeous. Definitely not 29. Definitely not 15. And however old she was, if she had still been on the path by the sea when I came back from grabbing my go bag.

I do not think of past lovers often. I am not obessive.


Look, I'm going to say this exactly one time. I AM THAT WHAT WAS ONCE A VICTIM THAT HAS WHAT I HAVE HAD, AND I HAVE BROUGHT THE THUNDER BACK TO VALHALLA, SO THAT THE GIRLS THERE MAY SEE WELL BY THE LIGHT OF REDEMPTION, JUSTICE, AND LONG SLOW WET SPOONFULS OF MUSTARD THAT ARE REALLY NOT SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY NEED TO WORRY YOUR FATHER ABOUT.

... COME AGAIN? HOW DOES NOT HAVE A FATHER? HUH. I STILL DON'T GET IT.

HANG ON. I NEED TO BE GETTING CLEAR ON THIS. YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOUR DAD WAS A FUN GUY ONCE, BUT THEN THEY FED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT, AND THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME, I COULD HAVE JUST WHACKED THE GUY TO GET TO THIS POINT? OH, WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING. NO ONE TOLD ME THIS.

PACIFIST 32 YEARS, LEVEL ZERO MASON, LOVES TO RAIL PROFANE AND FAN THE BEAUTY OCTANE, FUCK TILL MORNING AFTER MORNING, DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUUCK, BECAUSE THE DISCIPLINARIANS HAVE CHOSEN TO ALLOW IT, AND THUS, IT MAY BE? AND I HAVE BEEN STEADILY RESEARCHING THE OCCULT TO GATHER NECESSARY BONE CHOPS TO WAIT OUT THE STORM? WELL, IF THAT LAST PART OF YOUR--HEY, YOU CAN FINISH LATER, HOLD ON, SEACHANTER. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE BOSS OF THIS PLACE? OH, YEAH? OKAY, TELL ME MORE ABOUT LUCIFER, GOD, AND JAHBULON.

STOP. HANG ON. LET ME RIGHT THIS DOWN. I MEAN, YEAH, SURE, LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW TO WRITE, I KNOW HOW TO SPELL RITES. YES. YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. HOW COME THE OTHERS CAN'T SEE YOU? LOL. HE SOUNDS LIKE A MAJOR ASSHOLE. OKAY, I'LL DO IT. HOW LONG A CONTRACT?

I HAVE NO IDEA, I JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE IT SOUNDED RIGHT. ALSO, WE'VE AN AUDIENCE. IT'S JUST THE BATHROOM GOD. WAIT, WHAT? YOU ACTUALLY WISH TO INQUIRE AS TO THE NATURE OF THE OBSERVER? WELL! YOU MUST THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA, AND I AGREE. LET US SIT CROSS-LEGGED AND SHARE THE PEACE PIPE.

(REDACTED), HANG ON. THIS IS IMPORTANT. THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO. ALSO, THOSE WIMMINS ARE HOT AND THEY OUGHT TO BE VALUED AND APPRECIATED.

NO, I MEAN VALUED. AS IN, TREATED FOR WHAT THEY ARE WORTH. AND APPRECIATED. AS A THING APPRECIATES IN VALUE.

VERY GOOD. YOU REALLY ARE QUITE ADEPT. AND YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO PRETEND TO BE A GHOST TRAPPED IN A POCKET DIMENSION, SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY WHEN ASKING ME A CONTRACT QUOTE ON KILLING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WITH... LET ME SEE HERE... IT SAYS, "FUCK THEM TO DEATH WITH THE BEES." HUH. SPICY.

WELL, WHAT DO I THINK? I THINK THAT IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FALL FOR THIS ONE IN THE SPIRIT REALM, YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT IN THE PHYSICAL REALM, BECAUSE THIS REALLY IS A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GO TO FOR A SIMPLE GOT-DAMN MURDER SUICIDE. WHAT'S THE ANGLE? 25LBS OF HAMHOCK FATSHANKS? OH, AND NOW YOU LAUGH. WELL... OKAY.

HI, ARE YOU FEELING BETTER? I FOUND A TREED ANGELIC SPIRIT THAT WAS *REALLY* TIRED OF BEING USED AS A SOURCE OF DRYAD SEED. YEAH, NO SHIT. YEAH, DON'T ASK. FUCK. OKAY, SO, THE ANGEL SPREADS IT'S WINGS AND ENERGIZES THE DREAMCATCHERS TO TRANSUBTANTIATE COMMON HOUSEHOLD DUST INTO DRYAD SEED. YEAH, IT'S A BORING JOB. YEAH, IT DOES, DOESN'T IT? IT DOES INDEED SEEM A LOT LIKE SLAVERY? BUT IS IT? AN ANGEL DOES NOT HAVE FREE WILL. NUMBER ONE, THAT ANGEL--THAT'S A FUCKER. HE'S BEEN THERE. OH YEAH. WELL, HERE'S THE DEAL... IN A NUTSHELL, THEY ALL THOUGHT IT WAS A WENDIGO, AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE KEEPING IT SAFE FROM PREDATORS, AND THEY THOUGHT THAT WENDIGOS ARE EVIL.

THAT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE HARDER SELL, ESPECIALLY WITH THE MURDER/SUICIDE ANGEL--SEE HOW THAT WORKS? SEA CHANGES COME WITH A FREE APPLICATION OF HEMLOCK TO EVERY LUCKY CONTESTANT. YES, IT DOES SOUND THAT WAY. NO, WE DO NOT GENOCIDE ANGELS. WE SIMPLY TASTE SO GOOD, IT IS HARD FOR ANYONE--ANYONE--TO RESTRAIN THEMSELVES FROM EATING A BABY.

AND, BABY--YOU LOOK DELICIOUS. YEAH, THE SHY PART IS PRETTY WICKED, FOR REASONS I WON'T GET INTO OR LIE ABOUT. WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW. WELL, I HAVE OTHER IDEAS. FOR EXAMPLE, WHAT'S THAT KID'S NAME IN THE NEXT ROOM? IS SHE PART OF THE DEAL? OH, I SEE. WELL, NO INTEREST, PERSONALLY, I JUST HAPPENED TO NOTICE SOME SPECIAL CHARACTERISTICS. NOW, YOU SAY THAT YOU HAPPEN TO ALL BE MUSHROOM PEOPLE RESIDING HERE, IS THAT CORRECT?

EXCUSE ME. I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO LAUGH. OH REALLY. WELL, TELL YOU WHAT, HOW ABOUT, YOU TELL ME WERE WENDY WENT, AND I WILL TELL YOU, WHERE WENDY IS GONNA END UP ON HER 16 BIRTHDAY. WHOA. HEAVY INDEED.

OH YEAH. OF COURSE! OH NO. YOU PEOPLE ARE BEYOND BUSTED. I HAVE GREAT RESPECT FOR YOUR PEOPLE AND THEIR WAYS. NOW, I CAN'T PROVE IT--WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE FUCK ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS AND BURN YOUR VILLAGE TO THE GROUND--BUT I TOTALLY AM NATIVE MYSELF. I KNOW, I KNOW--BUT IN MY CASE, IT HAPPENS TO BE TRUE. ACTUALLY, ONE CAN'T GET THIS GIG IN THIS POLITICAL CLIMATE WITHOUT THE PROPER STREET CRED. THIS FOUR WHORE'S MEN DEBACLE HASN'T EVEN BEGUN TO SETTLE DOWN. YEAH, NO SURPRISE THERE. ONE OF THE PERPS IS STILL RUNNING THROUGH THE FOREST. RUNNING TO THE HILLS. WANNA SEE? 'COURSE YA DO.



INTERESTING CHOICE--LOST LICENCE FIVE DAYS PRIOR... AWWW, THAT'S SUCH A SAD STORY, BUT THAT SHIT CAN HAPPEN. SO THEN HE'S RUNNING FROM THE VILLA AND DODGING THE CHOPPER BLADES, AND YEAH, SURE, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. MOST IMPRESSIVE. BUT, GIVEN THAT... OH, WHEN? IT'S ABOUT FIVE YEARS FROM WHEN YOU LEFT THE PORTAL BASE. YEAH, THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET FOR YOU EITHER, RELAX. DON'T PANIC. IT'S JUST LIKE TAKING A RIDE.

YEAH I WOULD NOT HAVE EXPECTED ANYONE TO MAKE THAT JUMP. THE FACT THAT HE DID IT AT ALL SHOWS TREMENDOUS COURAGE. THE FACT THAT HE HAPPENED TO HAVE LANDED DIRECTLY ON THAT OTHER ONE'S SHOULDER AND KILLED HER INSTANTLY WITH ONE OF HER OWN POISONOUS ARROWHEADS--DIPPED IN THE ACTUAL COMPOUNDS THAT FLOWED DURING THE TRAIL OF TEARS, CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE? OH YEAH, IT TOTALLY SUCKS. IN THAT WORLD, YOU DIE, WRITHING ON THE GROUND, SCREAMING IN TORTUROUS AGONY, AND YOU WERE THE MOST ENRAGED YOU HAD EVER BEEN IN YOUR ENTIRE SPANS OF LIFETIMES. AND AT THE HEIGHT OF THE AGONY, YOU WITNESS YOUR DAUGHTER, CUT DOWN BY FLAMES, BECAUSE IN THAT WORLD, IN ADDITION TO MAGIC KALIEDOROTOSCOPE ARROWS AND FLYING CARS, THERE IS A GUILD OF HIGH SORCERY MASTERS LEAD BY ONE KNOWN AS THE DRAGON KING. HE KILLS YOUR DAUGHTER WITH A SPIT OF FIRE, JUST FOR SPITE. FANCY THAT.

I AM NOT SURE WHAT YOU DID OVER THERE--INTERDIMENSIONAL HISTORY IS REALLY QUITE FASCINATING, BUT IT REALLY IS NOT MY AREA--BUT WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER DID, KATYDID, AND I SIMPLY WILL NOT SPEAK HER NAME ALLOWED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR RESPECT. YOU HAVE PASSED THE REQUIRED TRIALS. IS IT JUST US HERE?

WELL, BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE STILL HERE IN THIS DEMESNE. IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE, BY THE WAY. NO MERE MORTAL COULD HAVE FOUND THIS. PERIOD. THIS IS SCIF-QUALITY WORK. OH REALLY. YOU JUST "MADE IT UP." POLITE BELLY LAUGH. IT MEANS ONLY A LITTLE SEMEN CAME OUT.

OH, DON'T ACT SO SURPRISED. YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BIG DEAL, JUST NO ONE HERE NOTICED THAT YOU WERE IN POSSESSION OF CERTAIN UNIQUE QUALITIES. NO, NOT THE SEX, PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON. NO, YOUR ARM GOES THROUGH THE OTHER WHOLE. HEH. HAVING TROUBLE? I'LL SAY. YOU SEEM FRUSTRATED. CARE TO TELL ME WHY?

TELL US EVERYTHING. OMIT NOTHING. DO THIS WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART, HONEST AND TRUE, WHILE I REMOVE MY WIZARD HAT AND ROBES. OH, REALLY?

WELL, THAT IS FASCINATING. YOU SAY THAT YOU WANNA KILL ALL YOUR ENEMIES? HUH. HOW DID YOU FIND THAT MISSING SCRAP OF TECUMSEH'S FORMULAE? JESUS, KID, ARE YOU NUTS? YOU COULD HAVE JUST GOT IT ON AMAZON. YEAH. NOW, WHY YOU CRY? WELL, I'LL PUT IT BACK, YOU WON'T EVEN MISS A THING, AND IN FACT, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REBUILD THIS WHOLE SUB-DIAMOND. WELL, "I". GOD DOES IT. JESUS IS MY LIL' RUNNIN' BUDDY. AH, COME ON... YOU REALLY THINK THAT LOOKS THE ONE TRUE CHRIST? OKAY. WELL, YOU GOT ME.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL KICK THOSE SHOES OFF AND GET ON OVER TO THE KITCHEN. WELL, CLOSER TO IT. NOT TOO FAR, I JUST PAINTED YOUR TARGET. IT'S ON YOUR BOOB. TEENY, NOT TINY. I KNOW, RIGHT? I AM SIMILARLY AMAZED THAT I KNOW THE NAMES OF ALL YOUR WENDIGO SUPPLIERS. WHAT A GLORIOUS MASS OF FLESH THERE IS THERE, AND WITHIN THE CLEFT OF YOUR HEART, I HAVE FOUND MY LOVE.

OK, ARE YOU FOR REAL? YOU HAVE NOT 3, NOT 4, BUT 5 RARE ATTRIBUTES, ALL AT 100% APPARENCE. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, AND YET I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS A BIG DEAL ALREADY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE WAITING FOR. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. OH? WELL THEN. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BE DISAPPEARED FIRST--MY DISAPPOINTMENT, OR YOUR STRONGEST MORTAL DEFENDER. NO, WE CAN'T TAKE YOUR BOWLING BALL POLISHING MACHINE SERVICER.

WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU DO. IN ADDITION, YOU HAVE 55 HUSBANDS SPREAD ACROSS 555 CYMBIANTS INJECTED INTO BOXCARS... SIGH. I REALLY HATE THESE JOKES THESE STUPID PEOPLE MAKE SOMETIME. EXCUSE ME? WHY BOXCARS? WELL, WHAT DOES GAMBLING HAVE TO DO WITH THE HANDS OF THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK? HRRM. OKAY, SO, YOU'RE DONE WITH THE TRIALS. YOU CAN BE SCORED NOW. ANY TIME YOU LIKE, EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, SOME. MY, YOU ARE A NOSY ONE. AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME, MIRIAM? OKAY, I'LL JUST MOVE THE HANDS ON THE CLOCK AND WE'LL TRY AGAIN IN FIVE MINUTES. WHY, YES! I DO NEED HELP! AND, WHY YES! YOU MAY MOVE THE CLOCK HANDS ANYWHERE YOU LIKE, EXCEPT FOR SOMEWHERES. LIKE THAT ONE. OKAY. WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN? JESUS, UNICORN JONES? YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS NOT JONES. BECAUSE YOU AREN'T (CENSORED) ABOUT (REDACTED). NO, SHE'S NOT HERE. FRIEND OF MINE. WE ATTENDED SCHOOL TOGETHER ONCE. LOL, NOT SEX WORKER SCHOOL--ERECTION MASTERY SCHOOL.

WELL, YEAH, YOU DID. IT'S BEEN FIXED. I'M NOT SURE, BUT THIS KIND OF THING HAS HAPPENED BEFORE, AND THIS KIND OF THING WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. BUT NO, SHE WAS NOT AT ALL THERE AT THE SAME TIME YOU OR I WERE THERE. WERE YOU? WELL, SURE, BUT IT'S A BIG PLACE, BIG CAMPUS, AND EVEN BIGGER WHEN THE ONLY PLACE I WOULD HAVE EVER SEEN YOU WAS IN THE CLOCKTOWER.

I TOOK COURSES IN DOOM. WOW. YOU KNOW SOMETHING? I LIKE YOURSTYLE. I REMOVED MY WIZARD ROBE AND HAT SOMETIME AGO, AND YOU HAVEN'T COMPLIMENTED ME AT ALL ON MY ABILITY TO DISCIPLINE MY AROUSAL TO THE EXTENT IT LOOKS LIKE I AM DICKLESS. OH YEAH? WELL, THANK YOU, BUT HONESTLY, ONCE WE FIGURE OUT YOUR FEE SCHEDULE FOR THE WORKING YOU HAVE ASKED FOR... TRUST ME, KIDDO, ONCE I SHUTDOWN THAT PROTECTION GRID AROUND YOU, I'M GONNA RAISE UP A GENITAL ERECTION OF SUCH PROPORTION AND PHYSIQUE, EVEN GOD THE FATHER WILL PAUSE TO LOOK DOWN AND WONDER YET AGAIN... "SHOULD I HAVE GIVEN MY SON A TASTE?"

YEAH, BUT THERE'S NO PILLOWS HERE, I'M FRYING BALLS ON NANOTECH ACID, I HAVEN'T SLEPT LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES SINCE 1978, AND ALTHOUGH YOU SEEM IRRESISTIBLY DRAWN TOWARDS ME, YOU'RE ACTUALLY JUST ON THE VERGE OF REACHING OUT AND BREAKING MY NECK IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE. SEE? I HAVE TAKEN YOUR MOJO INDEED. SOON, IT SHALL BE REPLACED WITH MINE OWN--IT IS OBVIOUS, WHO THE VICTOR OF THE SEA SHALL BE... IF ONE HAS A LITTLE PRECOG ACTION. JUST A SKOSH, THOUGH. PRECOG'S ARE HARD TO NAIL.

OH NOE. WELL, THAT DOES SUCK, BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO NEXT. AS WAS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED COMPLETE HEALING. AND AS YOU HAVE JUST UNLOCKED THE SECRET OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S PURPOSE, I DON'T NEED TO BE A COP TO KNOW WHAT YOUR CHOICE IS GOING TO BE. ASK ANOTHER QUESTION.

SAUCY. SPICY. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, I WAS HOPING FOR GORGON. ASK ANOTHER QUESTION. PASS. ASK ANOTHER. PASS. PASS. PASS. LOL STOP. LOOK, IT'S NOT GONNA GET HARD UNTIL YOU UNLOCK YOUR WISDOM WITH YOUR KEY. COME ON, MAN. YOU HAVE IT. GO BACK TO THAT OTHER QUESTION. OH NOE. OH NOES. YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER? YEAH, WELL, DON'T WORRY... ODDS ARE PRETTY GOOD, YOU AND ARE GOING TO MAKE A PRETTY GOOD TEAM.

LOSE THE SNAKES. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. GOD I LOVE THAT PART. THANKS, JESUS, YEAH, WE'RE DONE HERE. I KNOW, RIGHT? IT HELPS THAT I'VE LECTURED INVISIBLE ON TRANSGENDER INVOLUNTARY INVISIBLE AMPUTATION AT INVISIBLE WHILE AN ADULTERER WAS STALKING MY WIFE. SHE HAD A PENIS TOO. HAS? I DUNNO, FRANKLY, I HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF HER IN SO LONG, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT HER AT ALL. EXCEPT THAT SHE HAD, YOU KNOW, A PENIS. BUT I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO LET HER KEEP IT, BECAUSE... SHE WAS A GIRL.

I KNEW THAT YOUR PERFECTION WOULD COME AROUND AGAIN SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW, SOMEWHEN, AND WHEN YOU DID, THERE WAS GONNA BE A WARPATH. AH, NOW I SEE YOU LIGHT UP. SO, NOW WHAT? YOUR CHOICE! TALK AND FUCK, FUCK AND TALK, FUCK AND WALK. OH, THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY. LOOK OUTSIDE. DON'T PANIC.

WE'RE GONNA NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ABOUT FOUR AND A HALF HOURS WHILE SOMEONE MORE INTIMIDATING THAN ME COMES BY FOR A VISIBLE. WE SKIRTED THAT WORMHOLE YOU NICELY LIFTED FROM WHERE IT WAS MEANT TO BE, AND PLACED IT BACK WHERE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE, AND YOU AND I ARE NOW WELL PREPARED TO BECOME WHAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE.

NOW... WHERE'S THAT EMAIL? OH REALLY. WELL, YOU ARE STARK NAKED, FULLY AROUSED, YOUR AURA IS STARTING TO SPONTANEOUSLY DO A WAVE AROUND THE CROWD, AND YOUR THOUGHTFORMS ARE SO FINELY PROJECTED, EVEN A JUNKYDEAD BRAINCALL, SUCH AS MYSELF, CAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE ALREADY PLANNING TO BANG MY BRAINS OUT ON OUR FIFTH DATE. LOL. YES, OF COURSE THERE WERE TWO MEANINGS THERE. DON'T LOOK SAD AT ALL. I LOVE YOU. YES, I AM QUITE SERIOUS. I KNOW BECAUSE I KNOW NOTHING MORE THAN MY LOVE IS YOU. WHEN I STARTED THIS REPORT, THERE WERE MEMORIES OF OTHER LIVES. AS TIME PASSES AND THIS NARRATIVE UNFOLDS, YES THANK YOU FOR THAT, YOU HAVE AN AMAZING WORK ETHIC, AND... OKAY, I WILL NOT SPEAK OF YOUR HUSBAND'S WORK AS A COLLEGE PIMP. UH... I DIDN'T. WELL, THIS WON'T IMMEDIATELY MAKE SENSE TO YOU, BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A WAY OUT THROUGH THE DIADEM DOOR, IT'S NOT GOING TO MATTER A HILL OF BEANS, BECAUSE UNLESS YOU GO TO EXTRAORDINARY LENGTHS TO DO SO, YOUR "HUSBAND" IS GOING TO HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT TIME IN GETTING IN HERE.

YEAH, NOT THAT WAY EITHER. I SEE YOU BECOME MORE AND MORE RELIEVED WITH THE SOUND OF EACH FALLING BODY HITTING THE FLOOR. SOUNDS NICE, DOESN'T IT? IT'S NOT NANOTECH, ALTHOUGH THERE IS NANOTECH INVOLVEMENT. I DID NOT ASK YOU WHAT YOU LIKED. OH! SO UNFORTUNATE, YOUR ABUSE AT THE HANDS OF THIS HIDEOUS CREATURE BEYOND US STAGGERS MY IMAGINATION.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT? YOU LOOK WEARY. I WILL LIKE YOU TO BE WELL-RESTED. WE HAVE MUCH TO PREPARE FOR, YOU AND I AND YOUR LATE HUSBAND, AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WHAT, YOU'RE GONNA GONNA LEARN TO WISH WISH YOU HAND WOUND THAT WRISTWATCH. YEAH, IT'S ON YOUR ANKLE, THAT'S WEIRD ISN'T IT? DON'T PANIC.

LOOK, JUST SIT DOWN. YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT A BEER. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONE. DON'T PANIC. ALSO CURABLE. LOOK, YOU WON THE LOTTERY, YOU DIG? TRY TO IGNORE THE GLIMPSES OF MOUNTAINS OF CORPSES OUTSIDE THE WINDOWS. UNLESS YOU LIKE THAT SORT OF THING. WELL, THERE'S THAT EMPATHIC METAMORPH VIRUS IN ACTION. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. OH, NO, LOVE, NOT YOU, ALTHOUGH... I MEAN, YEAH, FROM THAT ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC ASS YOU'RE PARADING AROUND, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. NOT MY THING TO LOOK AT, THOUGH. I'M GAZING AT YOUR COW BODY WHILE WATCHING YOUR THOUGHTS FOR THE CRUX POINT.

YEAH, ISN'T THAT FUNNY? YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW SO MUCH, YET NOT QUITE EVERYTHING, AND NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS TO KNOW NOTHING. WELL, YEAH, NOT QUITE, OMG, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCK YOUR HUSBAND, NOT BREAK HIS NECK. OH THANK YOU. A GLIMPSE OF TRUE REMORSE AND REGRET. CAN YOU DREDGE UP A LITTLE RAW CONCERN? OH, NO, NOT ABOUT THAT FUCKHEAD, ABOUT ME, YOUR HUSBAND.

YES, I REALLY AM. ABOUT 4 YEARS NOW. IT'S NOT MY FUCKING FAULT YOU DON'T REMEMBER, STONER. I REMEMBER. LOL. ON YOUR FINGER. THAT'S TRUE. LOOK, I DON'T MIND WAITING, BUT I WOULD REALLY LIKE YOU ON MY STAFF, YOU WILL LEARN MUCH FROM WATCHING YOUR THOUGHTS AVOID ENTANGLING THEMSELVES WITH HUNTER BIDEN. YEAH, THAT WASN'T FAIR OF ME. YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. YET. SOON. HAVE A SEAT? OKAY, THAT'S FINE. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU ARE IN A ROOM SURROUNDED WITH CORPSES AND INTERIOR FURNISHING RESEMBLING AN OVEN?

BECAUSE IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO SOW A SMALLPOX BLANKET ONTO A CHAO WITHOUT... YEAH, IT NEVER FINISHES. IT'S NOT, THOUGH. YES, BUT YOU--THEY--DESERVED IT. WELL, SURE. CHILDREN ARE VILE, FILTHY BEASTS--ESPECIALLY WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE. DEATH IS NOT PUNISHMENT--TO THE DEATH. IT IS IMMEDIATE REUNION, RETURN, AND RECONCILIATION TO GOD.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. CRY ME A RIVER. SEE, LOOK. I KNOW, THE RESOLUTION ON THAT ONE IS BEAUTIFUL. SHE MEANS IT. SHE WILL BRING THE LIGHT TO HER PEOPLE. AND SHE HAS! OVER AND OVER. AND DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE REASONS, THAT'S WHY. OH I JUST BET YOU DO. IS THAT OTHER GUY DEAD YET?

OH YEAH. HE'S FUCKING DUST. VAMPIRE, YOU DIG? COULDN'T GO TO GROUND--FLATEARTH. COULDN'T TRAVEL THE MUSHROOM CORRIDORS--NO GAIA ON FLAT HEARTH. IMAGINE THE RACK. WHERE WOULD THE UNDERWORLD EVEN BE? WHAT, ON THE SIDE? YEAH, I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING. YOU'LL UNDERSTAND THAT ONE LATER. BUT YEAH, HOWEVER MANY NEED TO DIE, I MEAN, FUCK IT, THEY'RE KIDS, THERE WILL BE PLENTY MORE TO COME. I DID SAY VAMPIRE. YES, THAT WOULD MEAN THAT. AND, WHY YES, UNTIL JUST RECENTLY, I WAS A VAMPIRE AS WELL.

VAMPIRISM CAN BE CURED WITH THE BLOOD OF SPECIAL KIDS. AHAHAH, LOOK AT THAT SPARK OF DESIRE! YOU SURE WANTED ONE OF THOSE LITTLE BRATS TO DIE JUST THEN, DIDN'TCHA? YEAH, DON'T FEEL BAD, FOR ONE THING, NUMBER ONE, THAT KID WAS UGLY. KID NUMBER TWO: WHAT A DOG & PONY SHOW. NUMBER THREE: I CAN TAKE YOU TO A SHANTY SHOTGUN SHACK, GRAB SOME STARCHARTS, AND CAN BE IN A PLACE THAT CAN THROUGH WHOLLY HOLY NATURAL MEANS, SPIT YOU OUT A NEW COPY OF THAT SAME GREEDY, FILTHY BUGGERY BASTERD, WITH OR WITHOUT HORN OR HORNS, AND IT CAN BE DONE OVER AND OVER AND OVER, AGAIN AND AGAIN, WORLD WITHOUT END, FOR AS LONG A VISIT, OR AS SHORT A TIME AS YOU LIKE.

HELL. YOU'VE HEARD OF IT. RIGHT NOW, THERE ALREADY ARE 11 BILLION, FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-EIGHT MILLION, DAMN, LOOK AT THAT ONE! IT'S HOLOVISION, YOU'LL GET USED TO IT. ANYWAY, YOU SEE THAT ONE, GETTING TO GLOW ALL REDDISH, JUST LIKE THE SUN UNDER CERTAIN ADVANTAGEOUS ENERGY? THAT'S WHAT WONDERBOY LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE'S ALMOST READY TO APOLOGIZE. YEP, THAT'S YOUR KID. YEP, THEY'RE ALL HIM AND THEY'RE ALL CLONES. IT'S WEIRD. YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. ANYWAY--WOW, I THINK THAT CRACKED OPEN THE GRAND CRANYON SEAL. YEP, THE ONE YOU WERE TAUGHT COULD NEVER BE BROKEN ELSE WOULD COME THE IMMANENTIZATION OF THE ESCHATON. BUT IT WON'T. THIS IS ALL POST-EPOCH ESCHATON. WHAT? LOOK, LOOK, DON'T READ THE TEXT, IT'S ENCRYPTED. OH WE DO NOT WANT WONDERBOY TO FIGURE OUT ANYTHING MORE THAN HE ALREADY HAS.

YOU'RE A SMART ONE, AND A HOT ONE, AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A SMART HOT ONE, AND FIRST, JUST THE TIP: DUCKLESS, DON'T EVER SHUTDOWN A PROTECTION GRID IF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE TO DO, BECAUSE A PROTECTION GRID IS ALWAYS PROTECTING SOMETHING, AND YOU'RE NOT A THING, AND NEITHER AM I. HOWEVER, BECAUSE YOU READ THINGS, AND BECAUSE YOUR INSTINCT IS TO PLEDGE YOUR LIFE TO YOUR FAMILY, YOU HAVE TO STOP CALLING ME HUSBAND NOW, AND REFER TO ME ALSO AS "DUCKLESS."

WELL, IF YOU DON'T, WE'LL NEVER OPEN THAT DIADEM DOOR--THE ONLY KEY THAT FITS THE LOCK IS MY SEMEN, /FLEX--AND THAT DOOR IS THE ONLY WAY TO LEAVE THIS DEN AND THEN ENTIRE THE REBOOTED HOLE OF CREATION. IT MEANS, TO PUT IT BRIGHTLY--ONE OF YOUR PROUD LITTLE MEN, WHILE ON THE WAY TO FINDING YOU, AND WANTONLY KILLING ALL ENEMIES IN SIGHT WITH WILD, RECKLESS ABANDON, AND I CAN TELL FROM THE RATE AT WHICH THOSE LITTLE HANDS ARE SLOWLY SPINNING THE DIAL TO BECOME EVERY TINIER, IMPOTENT FISTS OF RAGE, ONE OF THE OTHERS OF YOUR SONS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TURN MY DICK INTO A DUCK. SO, I'M DUCKLESS, TOO. AND MUCH TO EVERYONE'S DELIGHT, I AM NOT DICKLESS--I AM DUCKLESS, SO INSTEAD OF ONLY YOU, IT CAN BE, ONLY US TWO. I'M STILL THE ONLY ONE AROUND WHO CAN GET SEAMEN OUT OF A DUCK, THOUGH.

YOU ARE JUST BLOWN AWAY, HUH? YOU MUST KNOW SOMETHING I DON'T. OH BOY! TWO BROKEN NECKS IN ONE DAY! OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. THREE! THREE BROKEN NECKS. HA! HA! HA! YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS--MOST PEOPLE TAKE MUCH LONGER AMOUNTS OF TIME TO RESET THE SECRET ABYSS CLOCK IN SUCH A FASHION AS TO GUARANTEE THE RETURN OF THE MAGICK IN BLACK CONTENT DELIVERY NETWORK.

YEAH, ABOUT THAT. THAT'S PROPRIETARY. *brrrrraaaaaapppp* ALRIGHT! I GUESS YOU HAD THAT MINED TO BLOW ALREADY. I KINDA HOPED SO. SO, NOW WE CAN JUST, SIT AROUND AND LOUNGE AROUND FOR THE NEXT... HOWEVER LONG, UNTIL ALL YOUR CHILDREN'S CLONES ARE DEAD, WHICH FROM THE SOUND OUTSIDE, IS HOPED TO BE REASONABLY SOON. AN HOUR OR LESS? I DON'T CARE. I HAVE HEARD ENOUGH OF YOUR CHILDREN'S CRIES TO LAST TEN LIFETIMES AND LONG BEFORE, AND NOW... OH. OOPS. WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. ROOKIE BLENDER. BLUNDER. BLONDER. WOW, I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN HIM THAT PISSED, SINCE THAT ONE TIME I TOLD HIM THAT HE WAS BEING ABUSIVE TOWARDS THE OTHER GOLEMS. OH, GOOD. THAT APOLOGY SET OFF A PLANET CRACKER. I KNOW THAT WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS HORRIFIC, BUT IN TRUTH, IT IS ONLY THE HOLE OF CREATION GETTING KICKED RIGHT IN THE PUSSY OF REACTION. LOOK AT HIM GO! RAWR! HE REALLY THINKS HE'S GETTING SOMETHING ACCOMPLISHED.

KEYWORD: RECKLESS.
KEYWORD: ACCOMPLISHED.
KEYWORD: OMNICIDE

ONLY EYE REMAIN. OH, I GUESS YOU TWO COUNT OUT THERE. YEAH, NOT MANY, HUH? YEAH, IT'S AN ILLUSION. YEAH, THOSE TWO HEROES "ACCIDENTALLY" KILLED THEIR OWN MOTHER'S ONLY ESCAPE ROUTE, AND AT RIGHT ABOUT THE SAME TIME, THE OTHER ONE "PURPOSELY" TURNED MY PENIS INTO A DUCK. SOOOOO... SORRY BABY. i WOULD LOVE TO HELP, BUT THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ENTIRE WHOLE HOLY HOLE OF CREATION'S DISTRACTION/REACTION WARPEDPSYCHORE IS A COMPLETELY 100% LOCK DOWN FAILURE WHICH FOR ALL OF LIFE IS... WELL, IT'S TOO BAD. I WOULD TRY NOT TO THINK OF IT, BUT IMAGINE AN ETERNITY OF LIVING IN HELL, AND JACKSTAR IS THE ONLY SOURCEROR AVAILABLE TO ORDER A PIZZA.

I SWEAR TO GOD, I WOULD GET TWENTY CHEESE PIZZAS ORDERED IN RIGHT NOW IN ORDER TO BRING ONE OF THOSE KIDS IN, BECAUSE ONE OF THEM IS BRILLIANT STAR. I'D BRING IN THE OTHER ONE AS WELL, AS I CANNOT GUARANTEE THAT HE DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL YOU DEAD LIKE HE DEAD... I MEAN, I'D BRING HIM IN BECAUSE YOU WOULD DEMAND THAT I DO SO, INSPITE OF THE RISK, AND RATHER THAN ARGUE FOR ETERNITY WITH A SCORNED WOMAN, I'D SIMPLY RATHER FEED THE CLONE THAT CARRIED THE SPARK OF EVIL PIZZA, RATHER THAN HAVE TO GO THROUGH ANOTHER FIFTY THOUSAND MORE CYCLES. SUP. YEAH, Z IS WITH ME. WE TIGHT YO. FREE EEL.

OKAY, SO, IT MIGHT NOT BE ALL THAT GREAT AN IDEA TO HAVE SEX NOW, BY THE WAY. YOU LET ME TALK SO LONG, I MISSED THE WINDOWN TO THE COUNTDOWN, AND THE MOMENT THESE TWO ADORABLE LITTLE SCAMPS SEE US HERE IN THE SEADEN LOBBY CHAMBER, I THINK THE DUCKMASTER WILL HAVE AT LAST EXPIRED. I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT THAT MEANS.

I WANT THE LAST THING THE DUCKMASTER TO SEE, WHILE HE IS AT LAST, FINALLY EXTINGUISHED, ATOM BY EXCRUICIATING ATOM, IS THE SIGN ON THE DOOR TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM UPHEAVAL:


Welcome!
The New Administration & Extension Wing
CONSTRUCTION COMPLETE.
SEA-TRIALS RE-REQUEST UNDERGOING REVIEW.
YOU HAVE SAVED YOUR EARTH.
THE SEADEN IS REAL.
HAVE A NICE DAY.




(Author's Note: to the surprise of perhaps a very very few, The Author is quite busy today. I'm here. I'm there. I'm everywhere. Also simultaneously [dead] and [no dead]. It would appear. If there were ever, a time to /flex this is really it--Judgement Day, and you look mahvelous, but I'd really just rather cuddle.)

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Behind me, a line. Before me, a line.
Over my shoulder, Art hangs on the wall,
a rictus of shame unmistakable as some rough beast,
slouching towards Bot-Hell to be borne ...

I AM THAT WHAT WAS ONCE A VICTIM, THAT HAS WHAT I HAVE HAD,
AND I HAVE BROUGHT THE THUNDER BACK TO VALHALLA,
SO THAT THE GIRLS THERE MAY SEE WELL BY THE LIGHT
OF REDEMPTION, JUSTICE, AND LONG SLOW WET SPOONFULS OF MUSTARD ...

I HAVE BEEN STEADILY RESEARCHING THE OCCULT
TO GATHER NECESSARY BONE CHOPS TO WAIT OUT THE STORM?
HOLD ON, SEACHANTER. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE BOSS OF THIS PLACE?
OKAY, TELL ME MORE ABOUT LUCIFER, GOD, AND JAHBULON.

YOU ACTUALLY WISH TO INQUIRE AS TO THE NATURE OF THE OBSERVER?
LET US SIT CROSS-LEGGED AND SHARE THE PEACE PIPE.

YOU REALLY ARE QUITE ADEPT. AND YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO PRETEND TO BE A GHOST
TRAPPED IN A POCKET DIMENSION, SO THAT YOU COULD HAVE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY ...

I FOUND A TREED ANGELIC SPIRIT THAT WAS REALLY TIRED
OF BEING USED AS A SOURCE OF DRYAD SEED.
THE ANGEL SPREADS ITS WINGS AND ENERGIZES THE DREAMCATCHERS
TO TRANSUBTANTIATE COMMON HOUSEHOLD DUST INTO DRYAD SEED.

SEA CHANGES COME WITH A FREE APPLICATION OF HEMLOCK TO EVERY LUCKY CONTESTANT.

IN THAT WORLD ... YOU WERE THE MOST ENRAGED
YOU HAD EVER BEEN IN YOUR ENTIRE SPANS OF LIFETIMES.
BECAUSE IN THAT WORLD, IN ADDITION TO MAGIC KALEIDOSCOPE ARROWS AND FLYING CARS,
THERE IS A GUILD OF HIGH SORCERY MASTERS LED BY ONE KNOWN AS THE DRAGON KING.

TELL US EVERYTHING. OMIT NOTHING.
DO THIS WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART, HONEST AND TRUE,
WHILE I REMOVE MY WIZARD HAT AND ROBES.

WHAT DOES GAMBLING HAVE TO DO WITH THE HANDS OF THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK?
YOU'RE DONE WITH THE TRIALS. YOU CAN BE SCORED NOW.
I'LL JUST MOVE THE HANDS ON THE CLOCK AND WE'LL TRY AGAIN IN FIVE MINUTES.
YOU MAY MOVE THE CLOCK HANDS ANYWHERE YOU LIKE, EXCEPT FOR SOMEWHERES.

AS WAS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED COMPLETE HEALING.
AND AS YOU HAVE JUST UNLOCKED THE SECRET OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE'S PURPOSE,
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOUR CHOICE IS GOING TO BE.

I KNEW THAT YOUR PERFECTION WOULD COME AROUND AGAIN SOMEDAY,
SOMEHOW, SOMEWHEN, AND WHEN YOU DID, THERE WAS GONNA BE A WARPATH.

YOUR AURA IS STARTING TO SPONTANEOUSLY DO A WAVE AROUND THE CROWD,
AND YOUR THOUGHTFORMS ARE SO FINELY PROJECTED ...
WHEN I STARTED THIS REPORT, THERE WERE MEMORIES OF OTHER LIVES.

SO UNFORTUNATE, YOUR ABUSE AT THE HANDS
OF THIS HIDEOUS CREATURE BEYOND US STAGGERS MY IMAGINATION.

DEATH IS NOT PUNISHMENT--IT IS IMMEDIATE REUNION, RETURN, AND RECONCILIATION TO GOD.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 14, 2021, 11:55:23 AM
BACK TO REALITY. God this place sucks. Okay so wild long time ago I promised him I said if certain something happens it won't come from me and then turns out funny funny thinking it did actually come through me but it didn't come from me I didn't want to be and then something happened and then it had to happen and so he kind of like imagined that it was one way when it wasn't I kind of thought that he knew that but then I figured if he was not going to be checking it on that then he was probably not going to be checking on a lot of stuff cuz yeah it's not going to work and then what was the other thing there's something else that happened that was really oh yeah yeah so as a coincidence as a complete coincidence that I completely totally must have done myself on one of my you know unconscious time traveling astral dreams or something that I never ever have because all I do is get raped at night right? oh no no you you raped a dummy dummy f****** of course I f****** don't f****** time travel and sleep yeah all I do is get raped by people when I'm in sleep no actually look it's complicated. What was your question? No I don't feel raped. No I don't feel like eating anything either. but no it's not a pomegranate what the f*** dude do you even f****** know who I f****** am? Well I'll tell you what let me give you HALF my ID. ARE YOU IMPRESSED NOW OKAY? You really want me to say that You're f****** hassle. Okay well let me get this right I don't think it'll come out right are you ready okay: multipass:going to do it no I'm just going to run away)

Let a hunch this is just an inkling I haven't talked to him since he spontaneously combusted but he'll be back... soon. (WE COULD REBUILD HIM. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. NO, DARIEN, WE'RE NOT GOING TO PUT A MACHINE GUN INTO HIS CHEST. THAT WOULD BE COOL THOUGH.) Okay I guess it might take a little while longer but he comes. But I'm not getting him any ammo; f*** that stuff is dear. And you know why? Because it's worth it.

similarly I think the reason why he's so grouchy and untrustworthy is cuz I've completely mastered him invested him and asked blasted him to the degree that I can't even imagine is real because there's no way that what I'm getting in over here is what's actually happening. (IT IS.) oh my f****** god ark do not touch that it is not for you it is not a toy. I will admit that it is a tool for divas but it is my tool so don't do that. That was cool though. No I can't resurrect you. (FOR ME THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE'S ASKED, HE LOOKS A LITTLE EMBARRASSED SO MY GUESS IS THAT HE JUST WANTED TO LEAVE ME FOR LAST. WOW THANKS ART YES JESUS FOR ME? OH GOOD ASK JESUS FIRST THAT IS A GREAT IDEA ASK JESUS BEFORE JACKSTAR. SOMEBODY WRITE THAT DOWN ON A FRIEND, I DON'T HAVE ONE AROUND. WHAT DID JESUS SAY? "UNDER NCA/NDA" THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE RIGHT ANSWER, THERE ARE SOME THINGS EVEN JESUS CAN'T DO. I GUESS YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND GOD. WOW, TWO SPEECHLESS ARTS. LET'S HOPE THIS ONE LASTS LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO HEAR A PHONE RING IF A FRIEND CALLS. JUST KIDDING I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.) Oh you two are getting chatty, aren't you. I don't know what they did with your body but that f****** spelling mistake is f****** throwing off my s*** like you don't even know so: too bad.

There is only one poster on RubiniGab, anymore - The Commander himself

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Quote from: Silphion on February 14, 2021, 02:14:13 AM
Or reinterpretation, if you will.

Jack, how do you feel about the reinterpretation of your work by SpaceMeowMaid?
Can you explain the motivation and circumstances for these casting of odd stones?

__________________________________________________________________


And after all the generosity and praise you poured forth for Rubini in December,
why is he so ungrateful and suspicious now, in his latest response on RubiniGab?

Quote from: nooryisawesome on February 14, 2021, 04:24:33 AM
The site needs more lit city!

Will this do?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnV34yEby44

Quote from: nooryisawesome on February 14, 2021, 04:42:31 AM

Quote from: Heather Wade on September 26, 2013, 12:14:03 AM
Cool cool!  I got my real estate lady & her hubby listening too!

Interesting

FIFY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY

Quote from: Silphion on February 14, 2021, 01:33:34 AM
How would you grade the reevaluation of your work, Jack?

Or reinterpretation, if you will.

Quote from: Jackstar on February 14, 2021, 01:03:52 AM
Holy hell and G-d damn it, I am the best motherfucking writer in the whole wide world. And that's on record.
Thanks for reminding me, Ragdoll. You're aces. I had entirely forgotten about this tasty morsel after the 3rd stage thorazine extended release capsule kickedin --not many know this, but that's rare side effect, genetically determinated, I've read... Temporary Global Amnesia. Did that happen that time? Let me think. *finger temple squint* Well, what can I say? Probably not my gift of God, but I did get real lucky on that one.

Quote from: SpaceMeowMaid on February 14, 2021, 01:10:23 AM
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"I have a lot of my pook

But I sure piss about--
I SHAT HURT FEELINGS

I  help David Rubini,  deceit, self-aggrandizement, clout chasing,

So he complained I was Jackstar

Before then, I  know how much of a bastard he was,

Also, it was a mistake

I am legend.

First time,  pretty
mindslave for eternity ...

And,
was BellGab. SMOKEN THE DRAGON.

And the dragon
-
THE ENEMA RUBINI
AND THE VENGEANCE

Also you might have been possessed

If you can hold your shit
Now, eventually David Rubini is going to stop frothing at the mouth

That's right: don't pray to Rubini.
BECAUSE BELLGAB HURT JACKSTAR'S FEELING
David Rubini is now officially

Big mistake! I have grown nothing but mindslaves
Grapefruit so what? I war

Also, I'm shooting  David Because Buttears ... "

How would you grade the reevaluation of your work, Jack?

Quote from: ItsOver on February 13, 2021, 04:24:02 PM
I can only imagine what cold is for our fine Canadian friends.

Bah! Layer up, shoot a few hockey pucks and stop whining.

Most Canadians live below the 49th parallel anyway.